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Alex Berish

@AlexBerish

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bad programmer. adequate poker player. decent skateboarder. horrible youtuber.

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined April 2009
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10 months
question for AI doomers: are you against colonising mars too?
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Mayor Pete was asked to say “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” in Norwegian. What he actually said (with a terrible accent) was “Det som skjedde på Vegas, ligge der" Translated: “That which happened on Vegas, lay there” This dude cannot speak Norwegian.
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@daveferraresi1 @SenSanders Oh nooooo!!!!! Why would you want to pay a 2% flat tax in exchange for free healthcare when you could instead pay 18% of your income toward a private insurance company that denies 20-40% of claims!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩
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Former mayor Pete Buttigieg thinks Bernie's supporters are "uniquely bad" Let's take a look at some tweets from Pete's supporters: #DemDebate #WineCaveDebate
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@knight69420 @PeteButtigieg Also as a fluent Norwegian speaker I can tell you he cannot speak Norwegian for shit.
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@DontClimbOnMe @TheTattooedProf He says he speaks 8 languages and Norwegian is one of his best. If this is his best what does that say about the rest? What does that say about other experience he claims to have, unrelated to languages?
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9 years
BREAKING: Obama agrees w/ Bernie, says Export-Import bank is "corporate welfare"... #FeelTheBern #DemDebate #Bernie
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9 years
So this ACTUALLY just happened. Remind me again why @HRC and @PPact endorsed Hillary? #ProChoice #FeelTheBern
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@AviSchiffmann i mean minus the part where her arm turns into a blanket
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@DMRegister I have acquired the results of the poll from an anonymous source working at DMR. Results are as follows: Sanders: 33 Biden: 15 Buttigieg: 12 Klobuchar: 13 (I know - wtf?) Warren: 11 Yang: 7 Steyer: 1 Gabbard: 3 Bloomberg: 0 MoE +/- 3.8%
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@3spen1 @mooncult I would agree if he had claimed he dabbled in Norwegian or “knew a little bit”, then I’d be like wow nice good job very close bror, but he claims to speak 8 languages and this is supposedly one of them he speaks the best, so that’s why I draw attention to it.
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4 years
@alecmtn @ianrborthwick i mean it's either that or the 9 year old is coming up with these ideas on his own sooooo
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10 months
@emilychangtv @laurenepowell @marissamayer @sama @CondoleezzaRice this is great. can we just, additionally, make sure that the entire board, irrespective of identity, has: 1. sat on a board before 2. some knowledge about AI
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5 years
@CANCEL_SAM You really had to go and rip my video 😜🤪 All good though I’m just happy it’s getting shared, although if anyone wants to give it some views on YouTube that would be great:
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@DMRegister Reduce N by 1 for the messed up call, recompute MOE and then release the poll you fucking cowards
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4 years
@PpollingNumbers And once again, courtesy of MSNBC, most voters think Biden supports Medicare for All.
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@BernieSanders why in the fuck is Chris Christie a Democratic Debate panelist...????
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@marieapsophia I think it’s probably something he lied about in his mayoral run because no one in South Bend would be able to call him out on it. Now that he’s running for president he can’t just admit he lied about it, so he is in an awkward spot lol.
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@2dead2tired “You speak 8 languages right?” “Yes.” “Can you say this in Norwegian?” “I don’t know.”
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4 years
@ABC Hey Joe, fuck no.
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9 years
@JeffBezos bruh I'm happy for you but y'all went straight up and then straight down.
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5 years
@PpollingNumbers Still wrong.
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The Iowa Democratic caucus results are rife with potential errors and inconsistencies that could affect the outcome of the election, according to a review by the @NBCNews Decision Desk.
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@rcrsv @OakFoSho @daveferraresi1 @SenSanders Congrats you found the scam of the American healthcare system!
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@Mom3309571490 @fightBackAnon I would agree if he had been claiming for the last year that he “knew a little Norwegian” or learned a bit. But he claims to be able to speak Norwegian and he says this is one of his best languages. If he said he knew a bit I’d be impressed.
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3 years
@shoe0nhead I have bad news
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4 years
@lsarsour Biden can not defeat trump. It’s over if he is the nominee.
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8 years
Yep, looks like it's happening. Lifelong Democrats suddenly "not registered" in New York (closed primary)
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8 years
@ClarkDems If I'm understanding this correctly, that means Sanders won Clark County with 55% of the vote, and therefore, won Nevada overall.
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@luxeprogressive @WhereIsLawrence If he had only ever claimed to know a little bit of Norwegian I’d agree. But he claims he can speak 8 and this is one of his best. The biggest issue is the tense and grammar, it’s hard to translate it into English but he actually used the infinitive of “lay” too.
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9 years
@cspan Bernie Sanders actually answered the questions, multiple times Anderson had to say "Hillary, that wasn't the question."
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@DontClimbOnMe @TheTattooedProf The tense, grammar, and word choice were all wrong. This is a translation I would have made 2 weeks into learning Norwegian. He claims this is one of his best languages.
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@TomSteyer Tom endorse Bernie and I will forgive you for being a billionaire
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9 years
Following our huge #MichiganPrimary upset, Bernie is currently raising about $200/second in campaign contributions. #FeelTheBern
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4 years
@paulatcvs @SenSanders Excellent point. Could you please write up a list of people you don’t respect so we can make sure not to pay them a living wage?
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5 years
@GravelInstitute @iowademocrats may i suggest an alternative
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@PpollingNumbers Now we know why Pete claimed victory last night. The app HE developed made him win. 🤔🤔
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@ninaturner PROOF PETE IS INVOLVED IN THIS: Tara of Shadow is MARRIED to Pete strategist, AND Pete's campaign paid for development of Iowa app!!
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this is literally the nicest thing my husband has ever said about me
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@PatrickRuffini @NomikiKonst I have acquired the results of the poll from an anonymous source working at DMR. Results are as follows: Sanders: 33 Biden: 15 Buttigieg: 12 Klobuchar: 13 (I know - wtf?) Warren: 11 Yang: 7 Steyer: 1 Gabbard: 3 Bloomberg: 0 MoE +/- 3.8%
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@KyleKulinski why in the fuck is Chris Christie a Democratic Debate panelist...????
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@powerbottomdad1 me getting yelled at for leaving the dishes on the drying rack instead of putting them away
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5 years
@ShallahGaykwon @philosophrob In the interest of providing an assist: as a Norwegian speaker, I can confirm Pete lies about being able to speak Norwegian. He is not even at a basic conversational level. I have heard the same about his Arabic skills.
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8 years
@Conruthhoward @ClarkDems Clark County convention was today, Hillary delegates failed to show up, Bernie delegates stayed hours and hours
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5 years
@MacMarissaaa Gotta check to make sure no one is about to call him out. Norwegian is supposedly one of his “best” languages too. Haha.
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9 years
NEW VIDEO: *In which I try to play "Where is My Mind?" on the piano lol* //as previously seen on @storie
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@Conruthhoward @ClarkDems So at the end of the day, we go into the state convention with WAY more delegates; we win Nevada.
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8 years
@SecretaryReagan When 600,000 people try to vote yesterday and only 32,000 votes get counted? Time for a #ReVote #AZElectionFraud
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@shoe0nhead RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE RAT MODE
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@hardball @kwelkernbc @fran_chambers @nickconfessore Lmfao, since when is being ahead by 9, 15, 20, 30% a "virtual tie"?
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@ryanseanbadger @Taskmasterpeace @AndrewJDavison naming them is in the best interests of absolutely everyone
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10 years
I didn't even realise he followed me 😂 http://t.co/p794tmTdBH
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5 years
@DMRegister So decrease N by 1 for the stuffed up call, recalculate MoE and release the fucking poll you cowards.
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4 years
@PpollingNumbers Charge Tom Perez with negligent homicide somebody get a hashtag going
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8 years
@MadamClinton @nicolasjbarrett @BernieSanders @tedcruz Hillary is the old Democratic party sorry, better luck last decade.
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9 years
MICHIGAN VOTERS: If you are being told you cannot vote without ID, that is a LIE. Call the local campaign office. #MichiganPrimary #Bernie
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9 years
Donald Trump vs. Bernie Sanders in 16 seconds. #FeelTheBern #DonaldTrump #BernieSanders #NotMeUs
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4 years
@YeezyAsmr @shoe0nhead The reason a robot does it is because the individual threads that need to be inserted into the brain are 1/10th the size of human hair and need to be placed in exactly the right locations to avoid rupturing blood vessels. You do not want this done by a human.
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@OpenAI can you guys just stop tweeting until it’s a gpt-5 announcement i really don’t need this nonsense in my notifications tab
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@ChuckRocha Guy found himself being asked to become a traitor
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8 years
IMPORTANT: If you had issues voting in Arizona, go to the election issues hearing on March 28th! #AZElectionFraud
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7 years
@verrit lol what the fuck is this
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8 years
Honestly I think @VanJones68 is one of the only Democrats not underestimating Trump's chances of becoming president.
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5 years
@Public_Citizen @KyleKulinski Listen y'all - this was done intentionally to cause disruption. Confusion. When people are confused, and then a candidate goes on stage and appears confident and omniscient, that candidate benefits from the confusion. That candidate funded this app.
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@KyleKulinski I want Tom Perez’s head. Actually.
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Voter suppression/voter intimidation today? Shenanigans? These are the numbers to call: #FeelTheBern #PrimaryDay
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@Annakhait @DougPolkPoker “I was an atheist once” - people who absolutely never were atheist
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@gdb i pair program with chatgpt
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@tcooper9999 @maryaliceparks @BernieSanders @ABCPolitics You're right, the meeting didn't last as long as Hillary's DOJ/FBI meetings either.
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@BerniesBack2020 @CANCEL_SAM This is my video, feel free to circulate the YouTube link if you want! Happy to see people like it. Crazy contrast!
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Proof the #demdebate rules were ignored to favour Hillary Red is where moderators called "time". #FeelTheBern
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@awonderland I have a feeling this means Kanye made a comment about you that she didn’t appreciate
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9 years
Interesting to see that Hillary is winning in all the caucuses held in casinos, considering their experience in rigging things. #FeelTheBern
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@TheThingRadio @skenigsberg Bernie is a moderate. The majority of Americans across the entire political spectrum support his policies.
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@DMRegister I have acquired the results of the poll from an anonymous source working at DMR. Results are as follows: Sanders: 33 Biden: 15 Buttigieg: 12 Klobuchar: 13 (I know - wtf?) Warren: 11 Yang: 7 Steyer: 1 Gabbard: 3 Bloomberg: 0 MoE +/- 3.8%
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Everyone STILL in line in Arizona is an absolute legend. SO unethical to call the race while people still voting.
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@RealKaylaJames @JDincauze At least she can probably speak Slovenian
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@DMRegister Full disclosure source has now blocked me so take with grain of salt 🙃
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@beautyhero1 @LovesTheBern If you are claiming you can “speak” a language on your resume, this isn’t going to cut it.
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@SenSanders Happened in a gun-free zone though! 🤔
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@aliamjadrizvi @KyleKulinski When Biden is so shitty you have to lie
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@paytondev I have to use verbose boot because my left shift key is fucked so it boots into safe mode unless I boot into verbose mode Karabiner solves the shift key issue once it’s booted
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@krystalball also why does the moderator NOT know what decriminalisation mean????
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@IAStartingLine @BernieSanders I have acquired the results of the poll from an anonymous source working at DMR. Results are as follows: Sanders: 33 Biden: 15 Buttigieg: 12 Klobuchar: 13 (I know - wtf?) Warren: 11 Yang: 7 Steyer: 1 Gabbard: 3 Bloomberg: 0 MoE +/- 3.8%
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@politico @HillaryClinton THIS IS HER HOWARD DEAN SCREAM I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. FUCK YOU HILLARY, YOU'RE NOT BERNIE.
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Proof the debate rules were ignored for Hillary's benefit: #FeelTheBern #DemDebate #ImWithHer (not)
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@KyleKulinski CAN SOMEONE ON STAGE ATTACK BERNIE PLEASE????
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@andiwonderthis @BernieSanders @NationalNursesU Call the legal team NOW: 702-778-4336
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@ylecun @elonmusk ah yes, i forgot things don't change, they always stay exactly the same as they currently are, thanks for the insight yann
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@TheNYSocialist @BernieSanders I can almost guarantee you she and Biden asked the parliamentarian to rule this way. This is what they wanted.
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@PPact @HillaryClinton Considering she was against gay rights just a few years ago and doesn't fully support abortions, uh wtf? no?
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@jackcalifano @shaunking CNN did this. The DNC did this.
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@PpollingNumbers Mark my words the second that Bernie overtakes Pete in SDEs, the National media will suddenly remember national pledged delegates and show them tied by national-level delegates.
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@nycjim @GovHowardDean If you want to lose in 2020 as well, make Howard the chairman:
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@DMRegister Full disclosure source has now blocked me so take with grain of salt 🙃
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