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@AlanaMFC

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(18+ !!) I’m Alana! Retired camgirl 👰🏽🤍🥥 Obsessed with @pink and being gay.

California
Joined March 2019
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@AlanaMFC
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3 years
@h3h3productions Text Trish not Twitter
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1 year
@AirbnbHelp I see that…I asked why?
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3 years
@trishapaytas You said in your newest video your biggest regret is tweeting last night because it hurts Moses’ relationship with his family. You deleted all the tweets but you keep tweeting today. Do you think you’ll delete all these later?
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1 year
@MariusCrypt0 @BritMartinez If u think she’s mid I’m really curious to see what you look like 👀
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@AlanaMFC
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10 months
@thechosenberg A man wrote this 😅
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1 year
@adixxxgray @HellsBitchen_ It means you had enough money to pay for the house without getting a loan. So you didn’t have to take out a mortgage on the house to buy it, but it’s not literally paid for in physical cash because it’s paid through the bank w money wires.
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1 year
@Airbnb Why can only two people stay at a time? It’s a whole mansion 😅 I wanna go w my girls
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1 year
@AbbeyScott16 @AirbnbHelp I promise I won’t have a party Airbnb I just wanna have a sleepover w my girl friends 😭
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5 years
needed this today!!
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5 years
My little brother called me today to tell me our dad passed in his sleep. I got the call while I was on cam, I thought it’d be a typical little brother call...nothing serious. If you know me you know I’m EXTREMELY close with my family, especially my father.
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5 years
@lilvictoriax LACK?? Of self esteem?? I think he’s confused lol u need confidence to even TRY sw let alone be successful at it
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9 months
@JakeThirteenth @saltyliberal74 Of my friends who’ve miscarried they’ve all done so on the toilet and flushed it. What else do you do with it? Dig a grave?
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5 years
PRO TIP- If you don't want your SW Snapchat deleted DON'T EVER post/send links. Not in your story, not in a private chat to someone, not ever. Sending links to adult sites automatically marks your Snap account as spam + will likely lead to you being deleted. HAPPY SNAPPING!
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9 months
@loveptions He just has hip dips 😭 girlies have that too
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5 years
@kayishnessily @trishapaytas ohhh sorry didn't realize you meant the gag gif in a nice-way :)
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5 years
I wish blocking someone on Twitter was like in that Black Mirror episode when the girl blocked a guy and he couldn’t see her at all- she was a black fuzz in all pix and in person. That way u wouldn’t have to see people’s faces that u don’t like 😅
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1 year
@3mpiric @GlobeFarrah @hollowearthterf U can kill someone by nagging them? Wow i wish i knew this sooner
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5 years
@generichoe offer to come in next term (w new students who aren't your classmates) and give a guest lecture on sex work for extra credit!!
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9 months
@bizarrescrrams @luvkingtony @whitney_jewston You’d still feel this way if it happened to you?
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5 years
LADIES PLEASE ANSWER- do u ever wake up from sleeping to your pussy having an orgasm? like you wake up because you’re cumming? this happens to me all the time but no ones ever said they experience it, too...am I the only one???
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5 years
@tenshiitushii @sexworkerstrugs “I love you so much baby” *tips 5 tokens*
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