Al Profile Banner
Al Profile
Al

@Al_FM_BFC

227
Followers
165
Following
298
Media
5,453
Statuses

Joined June 2015
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
Right, let's cause some controversy! All 16 new* signings in the 23/24 season ranked #twitterclarets
30
15
3K
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
1. Sander Berge (£12m) – Midfield Metronome. Won Player of The Season, although there was next to no competition.
Tweet media one
2
2
436
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
16. James Trafford (£15m) – Wasn’t even the best keeper in League One the season before. Goalkeeping was subpar, command of area & distribution was laughable. Relegated us.
Tweet media one
5
2
337
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
6 years
Tweet media one
3
17
275
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
6. Dara O’Shea (£7m) – Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit.
Tweet media one
9
2
200
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
2. Jacob Bruun Larsen (Loan) – Top goal scorer. Looked lively most games. Would be fools not to trigger the cheap clause to buy.
Tweet media one
3
1
183
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
12. Lawrence Vigouroux (Free) – A 3rd choice keeper should be either an experienced head winding down his career who can act as a mentor, or a youth prospect. Not a 30-year-old League Two keeper looking for an easy wage. Completely pointless.
Tweet media one
7
1
179
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
15. Aaron Ramsey (£14m) – Awful footballer. Consistently sabotaged the team & gifted goals to the opposition. Aston Villa must still be laughing for the price they conned from us.
Tweet media one
11
3
175
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
10. David Datro Fofana (Loan) – Started off positively but fell off drastically. Missed sitter after sitter & couldn’t trap a bag of cement. Seemed to have attitude problems as well. Won’t be missed.
Tweet media one
3
4
171
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
4. Wilson Odobert (£10m) – Looked good for a 19-year-old, maybe a bit inconsistent. To be expected at that age.
Tweet media one
1
1
146
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
3. Luca Koleosho (£2.5m) – Gave defenders headaches before his injury. End product left to be desired but should improve with age.
Tweet media one
1
1
132
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
11. Nathan Redmond (Free). One of the most forgettable signings in recent history. Didn’t play much but wasn’t very good when he did.
Tweet media one
3
1
124
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
@nocontextfm1 How has Eriksen gone up +9 when he hadn’t played?
2
0
118
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
9. Han Noah Massengo (Free) – Don’t get the hype at all. Take away Instagram and he's just a French Freddy Ulvestad. Points docked for the foul throw at home to Fulham.
Tweet media one
5
1
116
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@DoctorBenjy VAR IRL is rubbish. They've got it spot on
1
0
110
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
14. Mike Tresor (£19m) – Could argue that he wasn’t given consistent game time but didn’t set the world alight when he was given a chance. Must be considered one of the worst transfers because of the price paid.
Tweet media one
2
1
117
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
8. Zeki Amdouni (£16m) – Scored a few goals, did a few skills. But went invisible second half of the season.
Tweet media one
1
1
114
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
7. Lorenz Assignon (Loan) – Was OK, nothing special. His hissy fit against Spurs means he won’t be missed.
Tweet media one
2
1
111
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
13. Hannes Delcroix (£2.5m) A cheap panic buy & played like it. Awful.
Tweet media one
1
1
102
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
10 months
@HITCSevens Burnley vs Leicester April 2015. Matt Taylor misses a pen, Leicester score 2 mins later. If Taylor scores, maybe Leicester lose that game and their great escape halts. Then they wouldn't win the PL the next season.
0
0
97
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
5. Maxime Esteve (Loan – Fuck knows the fee for the permanent clause) – Looked decent most games. Seemingly downed tools against Newcastle.
Tweet media one
1
1
88
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
10 months
Alan Pace when Southampton bid for Benson #twitterclarets
1
9
87
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@claytsfm @FootballManager Opposition Keeper got a 9.3
Tweet media one
3
0
78
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
10 months
The disrespect shown to last season's squad by VK & the board has been a disgrace. Replacing Muric with Trafford was laughable for the first 3 months. Replacing THB with O'Shea & snubbing Ekdal is a joke Redmond for Zaroury is a shocking downgrade #twitterclarets
@sachatavolieri
Sacha Tavolieri
10 months
🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #BREAKING 🇧🇪 EXCL. Manuel Benson is on the move! 🗣️ Talks are currently underway between #BurnleyFC & #SouthamptonFC for a loan deal with an option to buy for the Belgian winger in need of game time. 🔱 #SaintsFC officials have already sent an initial offer & wants to
Tweet media one
87
54
442
21
9
79
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@nocontextfm1 Making a CB substitution will guarantee you will concede
1
0
73
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
Sometimes you don't appreciate what you had until he's no longer there. #twitterclarets
Tweet media one
2
5
66
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
@DoctorBenjy Hit 100k and suddenly stopped trying
1
0
61
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
11 months
What I would give to see this brain-dead Dublin Dogshite out of this club #twitterclarets
Tweet media one
26
4
62
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@the_irishguy I think it's unfair to judge a striker after 5 months in a team with Dwight McNeil & 35 YO Aaron Lennon as the creative outlets
2
0
48
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
That's VK's replacement sorted #twitterclarets
@Ibra_official
Zlatan Ibrahimović
5 months
4-3-3
Tweet media one
2K
5K
114K
1
1
32
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@TheSunFootball @reluctantnicko Points deduction for using a squad of players that have been registered? I imagine the EFL will personally meet the players and tell some of them to their faces that they are not allowed to play.
0
0
21
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
Team Vs City? Pope Darikwa K.Long Tarkowski Flanagan Gudmundsson Defour O'Neill Kightly Barnes Gray #twitterclarets
2
4
20
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
@lcfcmeIIeehh Underrated & under used. Think he is much better than O'Shea, who played most games instead
1
0
17
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
4 years
1
0
20
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
Gudmundsson, Hendrick, Brady, Westwood, Cork, Walters, Bardsley, Taylor, Wells, Lennon, Gibson, Hart, Vydra, Rodriguez, Pieters, Brownhill & Dale fucking Stephens were all Garlick signings. Blame Pace all you want. But Galick’s lack of investment relegated us #twitterclarets #utc
1
4
20
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@lochlancairney @AlfieWhalley @FootyAccums If distribution is the only thing that matters then put Ward-Prowse in goal
1
0
17
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
4 years
Feel like pure shit just want him back
Tweet media one
1
2
17
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
@DoctorBenjy Step 1: Sign 6 or 7 players from the Belgian Pro League you had never heard of before. Step 2: Walk The League
0
0
17
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
@TheBurnleyWay He’s coming back in our time of need
Tweet media one
0
0
16
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 months
0
2
13
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
6 months
Can’t believe how many fans have turned on Beyer because VK rushed him back from injury #twitterclarets
2
0
15
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@TurfMoorLoyal Can't place it much further in the corner. Very unlucky that Mings decided to be competent for once
2
0
15
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 months
3 RWs on the bench but instead Ramsey starts to give the ball away at the edge of the box again #twitterclarets
0
0
13
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
9 months
Tweet media one
1
0
14
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
@WelBeast "Home of Beautiful Football". Can't beat Burnley unless Koscielny is offside
2
1
10
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@theoldzealand Fabian Frei the GOAT
1
0
13
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@OfficialMgh The luckiest team in the prem
0
1
12
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
You're defence is terrified 'cause Chris Long's on fire @Adam_BFC19 #twitterclarets
0
0
11
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@AlexKnap01 @SWBFUpdates Make the Blast first to 200 and maybe even add Droid Run
0
0
10
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
0
1
12
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
@ClaretXtra @LukeEdwardsTele 29 year old 3rd choice GK from League 2. Mike Garlick must be creaming himself right now
0
0
12
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
That's why Charlie Taylor is clear #twitterclarets
1
0
12
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@England Heaton>Hart
0
0
10
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
@bateson87 You've had it for the past few years. Let others have the glory!
1
2
8
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
0
0
11
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@SkySportsNewsHQ Defour Chip
0
0
11
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@Troll__Footbal Why must you exaggerate everything?
1
1
7
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
@FirthTommy10 @MattHDGamer Reduce the number of special cards as they are becoming no longer "Special"
0
0
9
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
6 years
@ChesnoidGaming 2017 card as well. He's a fraud
0
1
7
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
6 years
This Ben Mee's fault as well?
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
6 years
BREAKING: Sadio Mane a doubt for @LFC 's game at @afcbournemouth tomorrow with foot injury #SSN
Tweet media one
15
45
306
0
1
8
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 months
@JacobHorsfall_ Must’ve forgotten about Brighton’s winner that cost 3 points
0
0
9
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
@harvey_e33 @DoctorBenjy He did, hilariously
0
0
8
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 months
We have won every game Jacob Bruun Larsen has scored in this season. #twitterclarets
0
0
8
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 months
I don't see why everyone is VK Out. He's taken us from the 21st best team in England to the 19th best team. Clear progress. #twitterclarets
0
0
8
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@TurfMoorLoyal We need to get Tella playing out wide again. He hasn't been nearly as effective last few games in the middle
1
0
8
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@bateson87 Use a pencil then...
1
1
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
@BFCAsh_1 Nathan Collins refused to train before he left but not a word has been said about him
1
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
11 months
@TurfCastPodcast One can only beg that it's O'Shea
1
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@NepentheZ Marney injured, Xhaka sent off, 6 subs. Easy to understand
0
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@BBCSport Andre Gray got banned for non-footballing reasons. What difference does it make?
0
1
7
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
Blackburn Rovers, The Venky's, League 1 #twitterclarets
1
0
7
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
@DoctorBenjy West Brom. They need justice.
0
0
7
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
@PhilHayYEP So many salty Leeds fans
6
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
4 years
@SWTweets That was Spielberg's only problem?
0
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
9 months
@TheBurnleyWay Neither of them being able to get on the bench ahead of Nathan Redmond when they were available is a sick joke.
1
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
0
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 months
A goalkeeper called Etienne from Saint-Etienne #twitterclarets
Tweet media one
@TurfCastPodcast
TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel
3 months
🗞️ 🚨 Seen reoported in a few places - including french newspaper L'Equipe - that goalkeeper Etienne Green is on the verge of joining Burnley from St Etienne. The report says he flew to England today to finalise the deal. #twitterclarets
Tweet media one
10
5
102
0
0
7
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
4 years
@PhilBirdBFC If the penalty was given then Dwight wouldn't have scored that screamer a minute later so not fussed that it wasn't given
0
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
9 months
@TurfCastPodcast @sachatavolieri Let them have Redmond back. Nobody would miss him.
0
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
11 months
@AlwaysClaret Better than the eternally offside Rodriguez and nothing more than an impact sub Obafemi
0
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@nocontextfm1 Signing Moukoko or Adeyemi is unoriginal & boring
0
0
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
0
1
6
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
@JayB0RO By all means
1
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
5 months
@AdamBFC19 Massengo without Instagram
Tweet media one
1
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
I've been messaged by 3 bots on psn in the space of a week. Each one asking If I want to watch them catch Chlamydia on a webcam show
0
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
3 years
@DoctorBenjy Decent prediction. You also said France
1
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
9 years
Burnley's to do list: 1. Play Marney over Jones. 2. Play Hennings. 3. Learn to pass. #twitterclarets
1
0
3
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
@BFCAsh_1 Kompany said it wasn’t as bad as first feared and is on normal rehab
1
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@PurelyFootball Don't forget Marijuana and Cocaine Jamie!
0
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
Josh Cullen vs Stoke just about takes it for me. #twitterclarets
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
1 year
The greatest goal in Championship history?
75
70
1K
0
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
7 years
@Bundesliga_EN @hakanc10 @acmilan Why is everyone's reply "Ok"?
5
0
3
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
2 years
@TurfCastPodcast We don't really need him, With Dervisoglu and Rodriguez, as well as Zaroury, Twine, Benson & Darko being able to play there. As well as Barnes of course. Get Beyer over the line and I think that will be it, an excellent window none the less.
0
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
9 months
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
9 months
what’s the funniest scene youve watched in a sitcom?
541
158
3K
0
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
1 year
Feel like pure shit just want him back #twitterclarets
0
0
4
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
10 months
@aj111jackson If I was earning 35K/week. I wouldn’t give a shit what people said about me
2
0
5
@Al_FM_BFC
Al
8 years
@adam_major1 @NoNayNeverNet Didn't realise Lincoln had 3,000 fans
2
0
5