This Sexy AF firefighter just got on the back machine facing towards me and I’ve been rehearsing what I’m gonna say when he throws me over his shoulder and takes me away forever 🫂
A Dutch supermarket chain introduced slow checkouts for people who enjoy chatting, helping many people, especially the elderly, deal with loneliness.
The move has proven so successful that they installed the slow checkouts in 200 stores.
Wednesdays I spend the days prepping the bar for the weekend, and on occasion handle the inventory and shipments as they come in for the venues, and to be honest, the only thing that keeps me functioning through the day is pretending I am Piper Halliwell running P3 💁🏻♂️
#charmed
Showing my roommate Tangled for the first time, and it’s good to know that all, like 3, of my adult qualities go straight out the door for good Disney movies! 👸🏼✨
Got my first haircut since I started growing my hair out about a year ago, and all I had done was a quick clean up of the back of my neck, and sideburns. But bitch the way I’ve been playing with my hair all day you would think I got inches put into it or something 🤦🏻♂️
My father just told me and my brother in law when he decides it’s his time to try smoking weed, I was the one he was going to go to, and I could just about die right now! 😭
Every now and then I consider working at a gym, but I just know I would spend my entire shift following people around saying “go put your weights back”
I have seen 6 people eating pizza on their Insta-stories as I mindlessly scroll through, and I know I am blessed to know I follow people with good taste, but I’m now stressed because I’m supposed to go to the gym rn and like.. I can’t stop feeling like it was a sign 🤷🏻♂️💁🏻♂️
Turned off by dating for a long while, but TBH the amount of times I’ve thought “I’d smoke a joint, listen to music and cuddle into a nap with that guy” lately is higher than I’d like.. fortunately I have no time to mess with those shenanigans
#workwerkwurk
My therapist sent me an “exploring social anxiety” worksheet and I was kind of giggling as I was doing it, until I realized I was clicking every single box and filled out every example question with detail 😅🙃
Just saw my ankle tattoo in a photo from 2 years ago and suddenly remembered I had a tattoo.. definitely double checked and, crazy thing, it was there! 🤯
I think the hardest part of tonight was taking three straight different shots with people fully prepared to clear out the bar because it was 1:58 and it turned out to be 12:58 and I was already ready to vomit 🤘🏼
#Halfwaythroughtheworkweek
#happysundayfunday
If all of my personalities were physically manifested versions of me and put into a room together, I feel like atleast one would get jumped by another, three would be going off for no reason and like seven of them would be in a corner crying. Happy Scorpio Season 🤘🏼😂
Can always count on opening Venmo and seeing people like my ex boyfriend’s brother’s ex girlfriend from 2012 and what her new boyfriend this month got her for dinner right on the top!
I definitely think I just lost track of counting in my head at the gym and went 5, 6, 17, 18 and now I’m starting to question how much I actually do at the gym 🙃😂
I truly believe every song that comes on in my car deserves to have a harmony added to it, but it’s best I drive alone (and prefer to) bc there is a good amount of times I did NOT find it by the end of the song 😅😂
My phone is so broken I’m about to be without a phone for a few days and the only reason I am going to get it fixed eventually is bc my apartment complex doors only work through an app
Dear Diary,
Today I wore my
@thecaracavalli
shirt, and then suddenly, this beauty graced my bar for a hello, and I fan-girled (just a little). Night made!
“You haven’t had a nightmare in a while, so here’s a vivid 3 day long nightmare with 6 different fears of yours combined into one.. oh wait, 7- when you wake up and fall back asleep, we’ll continue where we left off..” -my brain choosing violence last night
The universe has been pointing out to me a lot lately that I am surrounded by love, and I just wanted to say thank you to everyone for that! ☺️ Have a great day everyone!
It probably wasn’t as much as I think it was, but for like the first time in months I adulted the FUCK out of this day.. still more to do later but it’s becoming clearer I am the kind of girl who needs work to get done to feel good about my day 🤷🏻♂️🙌🏼
#adulting
Grateful to the sweet lesbian who said “I’d turn straight for you”! It made me realize that “you should turn straight for me” and “I can turn you” has been NEXT level cringe to hear for AGES. Along with most things that I hear out of men’s mouths at the bar.
#Pride365days
My nephew in elementary school now has “Facebook messenger kids”, (managed by his mother obviously) so they can speak to family and classmates.. he messaged me a sticker of someone missing someone with a little broken heart... not the heart melt I was expecting today 😭
#guncle
One of our DJs played “Who Knew” by
@Pink
the other night, and have not only have I been reminiscently playing it on repeat several times over the last few days, but also have belted that last chorus like it’s 2009 and I’m the girl at the fair 😂