๐ 2023-24
#NBA
Season Betting Review: +72.59u ๐ค
Profitable in just about every market, including futures, parlays, and 41 (!) winning round-robins. Every bet posted & tracked in the
@ParlayScience
Discord.
I don't post flashy content/throw around mega-max whales. I just beat
Jimmy Butler missed the second half of Game 3 last night due to right knee inflammation.
For as much coverage as the Ja Morant knee injury got, that came after a much less intentional Jordan Poole grab, I'd argue this action by Payton Pritchard is strictly worse.
Billy, this is the Boston Red Sox. They were one of the most underrated teams in MLB in 2023.
They also have one of the best farms in the league and are one FA splash away from being contenders.
Their defect is they just fired the guy responsible for most of their success.
Per
@NFL
: Free agent wide receiver Will Fuller V has retired.
Fuller was a first-round draft pick by the Texans in 2016. He last played in two games for the Dolphins in 2021.
Bart Scott:
โ Called for head-hunting on Joe Burrow for throwing for 525 yards
โ Made fun of Tua Tagovailoa's concussions
โ Blamed Tee Higgins for the most tragic accident in NFL history
Get this scumbag off television. ๐คข
Most Ks by a starter vs. HOU this year:
๐ฅ Shohei Ohtani: 12
๐ฅ Shohei Ohtani: 12
๐ฅ Kevin Gausman: 10
๐ฅ Shohei Ohtani: 9
๐ฅ Patrick Sandoval: 9
๐ฅ Tarik Skubal: 9
On the year, HOU ranks
#28
in
#MLB
in K%. ICYMI: Shohei Ohtani is not normal.
I don't think I've see a more savage, yet accurate segment in
#NBA
regular season television in my life. ๐
In an era where sports media/TV is tainted with misinformation and casual nonsense,
@bdameris
just spat facts for 2 straight minutes. Bars. ๐
@Major_Passons
I'm not upset at Mac outscoring Jaime, it was definitely a cleaner version.
The problem was Jaylen not being dead-last having the three worst dunks of the night.
Fernando Tatis Jr. has a 124 wRC+ with 19 home runs, 17 stolen bases, while ranking in the 96th percentile in OAA, 87th percentile in OF jump, and 98th percentile in arm strength.
One of the most disrespected athletes in American pro sports.
Stone Garrett:
- Drafted in 2014
- Left โพ๏ธ in 2021 for real estate
- Found a Dbacks tryout thru LinkedIn
- Made his big league debut in 2022
- Posted a 119 wRC+ with 13 HR in 115 MLB games entering today
Prayers up for a full recovery from one of MLB's best stories of 2023. ๐
@Three_Cone
Steph is winning the shootout with Sabrina, Mac McClung is winning the dunk contest, Dame is winning the three point contest, and the Pacers are winning the skills challenge
Hunter Renfroe (bereavement list) confirms the passing of his father. ๐ Rest in peace. ๐
Reminder that your favorite (or least favorite) athletes might be going through something totally unrelated to their job. Keep them in your prayers regardless of profession.
#MentalHealth
Sabrina Ionescu shot from a range that isn't even required in her league and would have tied for first in the
#Starry3PT
contest.
Best content from an
#NBAAllStar
Weekend in a long time.
Only 26 players have allowed less than 0.70 points per possession as an isolation defender.
Only 32 players have posted more than 1.00 points per possession as an isolation scorer.
Just ONE is on both lists: Bam Adebayo. Top-15: no longer up for debate.
The former USFL MVP is injured and ruled out for the remainder of the game but not before he tucks us in with this tasty hit. ๐ธ
KaVontae Turpin anytime TD (+1200) โ ๐ฐ
Salvages an otherwise rocky
#NFL
Sunday. Prayers up for his recovery. ๐
Steve Javie: "This is a flagrant foul because per the rulebook, if you wind up and hit someone's face, it is flagrant."
Mark Jackson & Jeff Van Gundy: "Your opinion is wrong."
I'm rooting for the Lakers. This is clearly a flagrant by rule. Get over it.
We're hitting one of these, I don't care. Running back the giveaway; $100 USD for someone on Twitter and $100 USD for someone in the Discord if we go 4/4. ๐
๐ฃ via
@ParlayScience
#GamblingTwitter
Y'all showed some love on today's
#MLB
masterclass so... let's drop a touchdown nuke. ๐
Round-robin by 2s. Sprinkle on the 4-leg. If we hit the 4-legger, I'll give away $100 USD on Twitter and $100 USD in the Discord. ๐ฐ
๐ฃ via
@ParlayScience
๐:
Zion Williamson was (rightfully) criticized for work ethic and conditioning and in the biggest game of his life, he was locking up The King and teasing a 50-ball.
Even if this is the end of the season, Z is all the way back and that's good for hoops.
Brock Purdy's passing touchdowns today:
๐ฏ Checkdown behind the LOS
๐ฏ Checkdown behind the LOS
๐ฏ 8-yard throw, housed via 66 YAC
You people have the audacity to be scared about Trey Lance in this system. ๐
Seby Zavala taunted and swore at Oneil Cruz, who now has a fractured ankle due to this play.
Unfortunate injury for Oneil Cruz and a suspend-able act by Zavala. Horrible sequence to witness from start to finish.
A.J. Brown deactivated Twitter and wiped off plenty of Eagles content from his Instagram today.
Knowing what sports fans are capable of on the internet and knowing that Brown has struggled with depression and suicidal thoughts in the pastโI really just hope he is doing okay
It's a shame that people are so trigger-shy to crown Shohei Ohtani as the
#MLB
๐ when the skillset is clearly already there.
On the biggest night of Brent Rookers' baseball career, here he is pushing the agenda for us. All class from
@Brent_Rooker12
. ๐ซก
I've been cursed on free
#NFL
lottos so far this season. Let's change that in Week 4. ๐
Round-robin by 2s. Sprinkle on the 4-leg. Running back the good vibes giveaway. If we hit the 4-legger, I'll give away $100 USD on Twitter and $100 USD in the Discord. ๐ฐ
๐ฃ via
@PFF
Seahawks have the most talent.
Rams are the most underrated.
Titans are the most well-coached.
Dolphins are the most exciting.
Cardinals are the best overall team.
Per
#RedSox
CBO Chaim Bloom, the team is "close to a trade they hope to announce soon."
Said this in response to a question from yours truly at Red Sox Winter Weekend.
Season-highs for clients of
@DrewHanlen
๐
Bradley Beal: 60
Jayson Tatum: 60
Joel Embiid: 50
Zach LaVine: 50
Kelly Oubre Jr. 40
Jordan Clarkson: 40 (NBA-high off the bench)
R.J. Barrett: 32
MVP ๐ค
#NBATwitter
Miami likely lied about Tua's injury to force him into this game on short rest. Amazon Prime now shows 500 replays of the traumatic hit.
Both massively irresponsible. Prayers for Tua & his family. If you're anything but sympathetic, you're getting swatted off the TL by the way.
Joseph Ossai needs all the support possible from teammates, family members, etc. Played a great game until the moment he touched Mahomes.
The timing of the blunder will haunt him but a 22-year-old doesn't need more emotional trauma.
Your wish is my command. Here's the
#NFL
Week 9 touchdown nuke. ๐
RRing by twos (0.15u wager each) and playing the 4-leg (0.10u wager) w/ the Ringer FD Boost. If we go 4/4, I'll give away $100 on Twitter and $100 in the Discord.
๐ Remaining action:
Last week's prop parlay missed by 17 Christian Watson yards despite 7 targets.
I'll drop another
#NFL
bomb for free tonight. Which one should I unleash to Twitter?
๐ฃ Yards parlay (+1300ish)
๐ Anytime TD nuke (+7500ish)
๐๐ For all the action:
Fรฉlix Bautista is 28 years old and enjoying the best day of his life as a first-time All-Star and you are using your media pass privilege to make him uncomfortable for something he wasn't responsible for (and, coincidentally, does not matter).
I'm not even a
#LGM
fan but I'm starting to understand why Jason Vargas wasn't too pleased with your presence.
@STR0
is an athlete, a motivator, and a clubhouse anchor. You're a douchebag and a thinly-veiled racist. I didn't just blow in from Stupid Town, don't play innocent.
Marcus Stromanโs numbers last night: seven innings, three runs, 114 pitches, nine retweets of personal highlights within 25 minutes of the game ending.
Jaylen Brown shoves P.J. Washington and Derrick White hits his hand (same play as the Washington foul on White in the 1Q).
No call in this case on either. ๐ค