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Agrima 🇮🇳 🍉

@Agrimonious

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I am just talking to myself here. You are eavesdropping.

Joined September 2011

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Agrima 🇮🇳 🍉

4 years

You are invited to join the peaceful protest against the arrest of those who peacefully protested against the arrest of those who peacefully protested against the arrest of those who peacefully protested against the arrest of those who peacefully protested against the arrest of-

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3 years

why did we have to remove our shoes to enter the school computer lab

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"Why is there no pro-Government comedian?" Because the very essence of comedy is speaking truth to power. When you side with the status quo and use the platform to protect it, it's not jokes, it's "jee hazoori."

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Hey remember when they made a film about Sanjay Dutt and wrote comedy about him doing hard drugs because lolololololololololol

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Does Akshay Kumar never tire of using our soldiers to sell things for the Government?

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Supporting PM @narendramodi ’s AtmaNirbhar movement, proud to present an action game,Fearless And United-Guards FAU-G. Besides entertainment, players will also learn about the sacrifices of our soldiers. 20% of the net revenue generated will be donated to @BharatKeVeer Trust #FAUG

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CAA, so we can bring Christians from Pakistan here, to call them ricebags

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Just letting you all know: The Nazis are not remembered for the architecture

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You outsiders need to stop criticising my home state UP for not arresting rapists, dons and murderers. We would, if we could, but our jails are too full with artists, journalists and scholars. You will not understand.

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Her dad is younger

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This man is making fun of dancing during Ganpatti Visarjan, an esteemed ritual. Requesting authorities to please take action as this Amit Kumar Sindhi is attacking our culture by making fun of celebratory dancing during a traditional Indian festival.

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Amit Kumar Sindhi

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When Kangana calls you B-grade actor and you thought that you are a C-Grade actor. @ReallySwara

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Hey guys Good time to remember that the people who now can't keep track of Health Worker casualties will be drafting the NRC.

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The safest women in India today

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Ek dum waqt badal diya, jazbaat badal diye, zindagi badal di.

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I don't know what this "conversion" thing is because I went to Christian schools and came out atheist.

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"Too much democracy" in India means "We don't behead."

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Modiji, we needed vaccine, not glycerine.

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All those making that "I have a joke" jibe, I hope you have a lawyer on retainer.

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All my Lucknowi relatives who voted for BJP are responsible for Hathras.

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Republic TV fighting nepotism hard.

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Republic

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Soha Ali Khan talks about daughter Inaaya's equation with cousin Taimur

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Hi @AnupamPKher Great to see your students learning the right values in your "Actor Prepares" workshop. :)

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Delhi police practising social distancing from terrorists. Iconic

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Hey Remember when Home Minister provided Y+ security to comedians who were getting literal rape and death threats?

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UP News is a lifelong trailer for Mirzapur

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For every Tajinder Bagga, there is a Diljit Dosanjh.

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If you think my obsession with Fawad Khan is bad, you should see Smriti Irani's Rahul Gandhi tweets.

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I have a joke-

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I am tagging @rahulkanwal on all UP news. "best CM".

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#LakhimpurKheri

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Shaayad Aastha Channel pe news aa rahi hogi

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Thank you Bangalore for showing us you are truly secular by cancelling Kamra as well.

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Om Shanti Om's Shahrukh Khan was a film extra who was working really hard to make it in Bollywood. In order for him to realise his dream, he had to die and be reborn into a film family. THAT's Bollywood's perception of achievement - you can't earn it unless you're born into it.

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A tale of two covers

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Remember when the Maratha pride brigade was threatening comics and BJP said it was the Death of Democracy. No? Ya, cause that didn't happen. Kangana madam, show this akad without Amit Shah's Y Plus security, na?

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GDP Turkey mein baithe bots ne giraya hai

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Agar blame karna hai, to credit bhi dena chahiye. Well done, Anushka.

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Hi @NirmiteePvt A man who claims to be your employee has been sending me rape threats. Emailed your HR They're on Facebook too as NirmiteeRobotics too. I think we should inform them.

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Blessed to be born in the greatest civilisation where a joke can hurt religious sentiments but hate speech against minorities is national pride.🙏 Jai Hind

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Can't believe Kangana is making me nostalgic about Rakhi Sawant

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"Why are the kisaans angry, yaar? Don't they know they can buy land in Kashmir now?"

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Welcome to India where the unemployed cheer occupation abroad

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The fact that these films about Kerala are made in Hindi and not Malayalam is all the commentary needed on the collective intelligence of the Hindi speaking audience in the North.

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Kya matlab bartan bajaane se doctor ko salary nahi mili?

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I made my mum watch the Turbine video and it was nice to see her laughing ki, "Kuchh bhi bol raha hai" until I said, "Yeah, you voted for him."

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I saw the tweet that @zoo_bear is being harassed for. Journalist Zubair literally told a man to not make indecent remarks while posing with his grandkid in his DP. The allegation that he insulted the child is ridiculous. It feels like a Bojack Horseman episode. #IStandWithZubair

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It's very unfair to compare what's happening in India to the Taliban in Afghanistan. Please have some respect - the Afghanistani people did not elect the Taliban.

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I'd like to congratulate Devendra Fadnavis and Gautam Gambhir on their new careers as your local black market pharmacists

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I sometimes miss the INC because in the event of a failure of this level, we'd all have been very united in holding them accountable. Nobody would come to their defense. That's how Governments are supposed to run - in fear of the people, not the other way round.

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We made DDLJ a hit so that 25 years later we could ban marrying the man of your choice

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This is my favourite genre of DMs

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Humaare UP mein... Ladki ki marzi NA ho, toh love "affair"; ladki ki marzi ho, toh Love "Jihaad".

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Fight for love. Fascists hate it. 💚

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This is wrong. Christian Dior should be Ricebag Dior

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St . Sinner.

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Vocal for local? 😹✌

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This case will now forever be cited as a reason for not renting homes to Muslims, single people, bachelors, live-in partners, non-binary people. And if you are a woman in an interfaith/intercaste relationship, this case will poison every aspect of your life, forever.

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Gawaar bhakts making jokes on Catholics to mock me when I am actually a Protestant is hilarious. Yaar, thoda to research karo, unpadhon.

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#NewProfilePic

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All those who believe that Kashmir is now on its way to a brighter future, I wish the same bright future for you and your kids.🌷🌺💐🌼🌻

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Can you buy them Burnol with Re 1?

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Dad just told me about Devendra Fadnavis' career as a model for Nagpur Garment Store. Goodnight.

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They filed charges against a family in mourning, back home in UP. They tested it elsewhere so they could do this to their own now. Please don't ask me to explain. I don't want to.

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Normalise calling Bhakts laudus

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Our man Khan 💚 showed up

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Match ke baad Pakistaniyon par bhadaas nikaalni hai toh khud jaake border pe lado na? Yeh, engineering college kaahe join liye ho?

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#JusticeforLKAdvaniji Khoon paseena toh mostly LK Advani ji ne bahaaya tha - mostly khoon. Auro ka. Please, let's get this trending.

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Date someone who thinks about you as frequently as BJP politicians think about Jinnah

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"Next is you." So we agree? That this is a fascist nation. Good.

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Hi Gal Gadot When you break into someone's house and throw the owners out, you don't calling them "neighbours". You call them victims. YOUR victims.

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Fuck this. I am going back to smoking. The world is burning either way. And love is dead.

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How many of them watched Byomkesh Bakshy the year it was released? The same people who made a hit out of Bajrangi Bhaijaan, released the same year as Byomkesh, are now crying "nepotism". You didn't care for him while he was here doing good movies.

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If you don't want to be called a supreme joke, don't act like it

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My mother has just discovered my Twitter. "You have thirty thousand seven hundred followers and not one of them wants to be your husband?" Please answer her.

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In my head, all men who support the anti-Love Jihaad law look like this guy.

@imMAK02

Md Asif Khan‏‎‎‎‎‎‎

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"Nahi darenge , Nahi Darenge " Boom 😂😂🤣

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Every time I doubt myself for ghosting or flaking out on men after just one date, I'll re-watch this clip of superstar Shahrukh making a mere journalist feel like she is the only one in the world for those two minites she speaks to him. My life is too short for tepid interactions

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saw it on the tl and i can’t stop watching this

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The most beautiful thing on this planet today is Umar Khalid asking Godi Media, "How long will you do paid journalism?" while in custody. 🇮🇳

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Guys, countdown to when Kangana will announce all non-BJP parties are actually ISIS?

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Breaking: Navika Kumar says she will take a Muslim bahu to prove that the Tanishq ad is propaganda

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"The kind of range..."

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I really hate how mainstream news is making me have to defend celebrity babies.

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How come it's never Go to Sweden? Or Go to New Zealand?

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In India, Atheism is spelt as I-S-L-A-M-O-P-H-O-B-I-A

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weak*

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From Dr Ambedkar to Savitribai Phule and Jyotirao Phule, Maharashtra has had the most progressive social reformers who we've tried to erase from History. If you are an Indian woman and you went to school, you owe it to them.

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Much better.

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Fasting all the day for God and eating animals in evening. What kind of fast it is ? Strange !

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I don't remember anyone in Italy defending their Government so much when this happened.

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Not the first time they harassed a serviceman's daughter.

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I have nothing but respect for the IT Cell of a certain party. Sure, they're trolling artists here regularly in large numbers, but at least they're getting paid for it - and I respect that. What is YOUR excuse?

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The silence on Kashmir is louder than the news on Nagaland

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Change your name from @BJP4India to @BJP4Ambani

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Oh achha, THEY want to do comedy now.

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Press Trust of India

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Dissenting voice in democracy cannot be shut down: SC on Rajasthan Speaker's plea against HC order

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After about a decade of standup comedy taking off in India, we have now arrived at the inevitable peak where a whole army of unremarkable boys with no showmanship, no skills and also, no jokes. But they all can say Lund on stage and they haunt open mic venues to repel audience

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Being a centrist Indian parent is literally just saying, "Young, college educated people should not be in politics" and then complaining how our politicians are all uneducated.

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Black💚

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Press Trust of India

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Conspiracy hatched abroad to defame Indian tea: PM Narendra Modi tells rally in Assam

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I blocked a man I was deeply in love with last night and I woke up to a blue tick on Instagram. There are sacrifices to be made.

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laudu

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Republic

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Republic Media Network's Editor-in-Chief Arnab Goswami's statement

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Guys, we've finally graduated from "It was Nehru's fault" to "It was Gandhi's fault."

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Sanatani NRI babes will do everything except come back to Bharatvarsh and marry a nice, clean-cut man of Dharma from Patliputra

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sanataniamericanhindu सनातनी अमेरिकन हिंदू 🚩

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Qutub minar's real name is Dhruv Stambh

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The resistance cannot be polite

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Hello India Today and others The farmer's protest did not "turn violent." The UP Home Minister's son's SUV mowed down peaceful protestors.

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Kangana promoting herself on a day dedicated to Defense Personnel. ICONIC!

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Kangana Ranaut

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Team #Tejas wishing everyone #IndianAirforceDay , our film is an ode to our Air Force’s greatness, bravery and sacrifice..... Jai Hind ⁦ @RonnieScrewvala ⁩ ⁦ @sarveshmewara1 ⁩

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