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Malcontent Creator. Self-consultant. Unnamed Source. Undue Influencer. Not authorised to speak. Leaker.

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@AgnusMunshin
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2 years
“…and then he served a curry with raw chicken!”
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Peta Credlin just said crime in Melbourne is on par with Johannesburg. Jo’burg had 2,547 homicides last year. Melbourne had less than 40. Credlin just makes shit up, and gets paid about $800000 to do so.
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Robert Burke & William Wills - “In Search of Rapid Antigen Tests”. Oil on Canvass. Australian Museum.
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This just made my day.
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Greg Norman is American. He’s lived in the US since 1981. He proudly supports Trump. Stop pretending he’s one of us.
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Irony. We laughed at the US for electing an embarrassing fucking idiot.
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What do you call a paediatrician who stays silent while a young child is inhumanely treated by the Government? The Member for Higgins.
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3 years
WTF? Morrison announces military buildup in Darwin to protect us against China - from a Darwin port the Liberals leased to China.
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4 years
Scoff Morrison reshuffling his Cabinet is like searching through the laundry basket to see which used underpants are the least offensive.
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5 years
Whoever did this at K-Mart, thank you.
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Susssan Ley said Anzac Day will be devalued if New Zealanders can join the Aust Defence Force. Susssan, please take a moment to think this through ….
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4 years
How did Australia go from Paul Keating to Josh Frydenberg? #abc730
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2 years
Peta Credlin, caught illegally drink driving, is in #AliceSprings bemoaning the misuse of alcohol. Seriously, we didn’t make this shit up.
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2 years
Woke parents are confusing their children by giving them gender fluid names, Peta Credlin said.
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"I've had enough of them" - Senator Lambie on Australian unions, 31/10/2022. Union members clean her office, drive her ComCar, fly her around, cook & serve her food, make her clothing, sell her consumer goods, fight fires, run hospitals, teach children, protect us...
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Cognisant of the ban on sleeping with your staff, Barnaby Joyce now opts to sleep alone while in Parliament.
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Dear ABC During a pandemic crisis, viewers are switching off #abc730 , #insiders & #QandA . Not because we’re Left, but because of sub-standard and lazy reporting, obvious agendas and just dull, repetitive stories and interviews. It’s not us, it’s you. @latingle the exception.
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You know, it’s just so typical of Scott Morrison to claim he was “chosen by God” without even an open tender process.
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We’re not making this up. Senator Jane Hume & Peta Credlin’s hubby are heading inquiry into why Liberals lost 17 seats. Their report should be five words: Look In The Fucking Mirror.
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4 years
Josh Frydenberg calls for Aussie’s to have more babies. Barnaby Joyce calls a staff meeting.
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5 years
If the #RubyPrincess was to sail again, who should be aboard: Sam Newman Mark Latham Prue MacSween That Rita Thingy Bolt & Pell (twin share) Jones Paul Murray (steerage) Joe Hildebrand Miranda Devine Simon Benson The NRL Cyclists who hog footpaths Peta Credlin & Tony Abbott ...
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Why can’t Qantas lose Alan Joyce and not our luggage? #WinWin
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4 years
For those who blame the Vic State Labor Govt over slow contreact tracing, remember this ... a year on, Bridget McKenzie can’t find which of her five staff rorted $100 million.
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"Laura Tingle is here and here; Leigh Sales is here, and Sabra Lane has been sighted over here ... so if you steer past Ultimo and head to 2GB then chopper down to 3AW, you'll find a safe haven.."
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George Christensen has announced he will now be "be voting according to my conscience". You can hear the laughter from every titty bar in Manilla ....
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4 years
Sad that Prince Philip didn’t live another 14 years to see Australia’s vaccine rollout.
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6 years
Here’s the thing. I don’t want a daggy, fat beer drinking ordinary footy loving bloke-next-door boof as PM. I want a brilliant, decisive, empathetic, kindhearted, statesperson like Ardern, Obama, Keating, Whitlam; a leader who inspires, not a soggy dolt.
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What we've learned in #auspol . Teena McQueen drove the train off the cliff. James Ashby is a short-necked gourd. Jacinda Ardern is a national treasure, but not ours. Barnaby Joyce is a national joke (ours). Waleed Aly is cool. Egg boy needs to stock up. Latham, what a dickhead.
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“We don’t believe Royal Commissions, we don’t believe scientists, we don’t believe Aboriginal people, we don’t believe history, we don’t believe women tell the truth, we don’t believe the voters either,” Peter Dutton has told himself.
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“Less Government“ shout moronic protesters who arrived by public transport / public roads, use public hospitals when sick & rely on govt regs for every protection from food safety to child care, tenancy rights to building codes. We wish them every misfortune. #Melbourneprotest
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Warren Mundine says Liberals are the party for Aborigines. Last week they were the party for women. This is why we need pill testing.
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So we can anonymously give a million bucks to MPs accused of rape but have to show ID to vote? The Australian Way™️
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Andrew Bolt said he’ll leave #Victoria if Labor wins state election. Mr Bolt plans to move to South Aust, sorry.. WA.. can’t go there either. NT? That’s out too. Queensland? Fuck no. ACT? Are you on crack? NSW. Only safe until next March. Look out Tasmania
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Does anyone else think Qantas CEO Alan Joyce is a slimy, greedy turd?
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When bushfires destroyed NSW, Scott Morrison went on holiday and said he didn't hold a hose. When floods destroy QLD, Peter Dutton, from his dry mansion, tells the public to fund the clean up.
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Why does #ABCNews use subtitles for First Nations people but not Barnaby Joyce?
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Gerry Harvey (Harvey Norman) is a modern day war profiteer, a morally deprived shonk on-selling rations that save lives. We wish him ill-fortune and incurable rashes.
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A disabled power plant gets more assistance from the Morrison Government than a disabled person does.
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What level of narcissism and flat out wankerism have you reached when, during a deadly pandemic, you see leadership as posting pictures of yourself cooking and pretending to make things?
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News Corp's Caleb Bond said former PM #PaulKeating doesn't understand geo-politics in the Asia Pacific region. Seriously, we didn't even make this shit up.
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If you don’t know how anaesthesia works, say no before surgery. If you don’t know how radio waves work, say no to mobile phones. If you don’t know how to look things up, vote LNP.
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Liberal senator on $250000 a year texts from chauffeur driven car on way to spend $291 tax-free meal allowance that the ABC is elitist.
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World's greatest sob story: I was a drunk, knocked up my staffer, abandoned my wife and kids, lied to the electorate, caused a byelection, spent millions shifting 8 people to Armidale, mouthed utter stupidities .. and that bloody Turnbull didn't stand by me.
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. @Barnaby_Joyce on @TurnbullMalcolm : Maybe at the end we didn’t get along, but for so long I protected him. Then he threw me under a bus. MORE: #Credlin
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Watching Scott Morrison when challenged makes me shudder at what kind of husband and father he is. Today in #qt was an unfiltered glimpse at the real SloMo - nasty, mean, bullying, intolerant, petulant, ugly and stupid. What a turd the PM is.
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Let's analyse Barnaby Joyce: Has affair with adviser, gets her pregnant, gives her taxpayer funded job, leaves his wife, sells his story for $150k, writes book admitting he was a drunk, forgets he's a Kiwi, kills the river system - and now says he's the Nats best leader. LoL.
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Outrageous. Senator Linda Reynolds is “demoted” to Minister for NDIS. Demoted? That’s what this Government thinks of people with disability- it puts a discredited ‘problem’ Minister in charge.
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One thing for sure - when @AlboMP becomes Prime Minister, he won’t install a besotted personal photographer to follow him around dry humping his leg like a rescued schnauzer.
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#auspol question. Why did the AG, first law officer, have a mobile phone that wasn’t locked or password protected? His mobile would hold private numbers of PM, Ministers, police etc - yet his son was able to get it and wipe all the data.
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The reason twitter is attacking Rachel Baxendale, Herald-Sun, Telegraph, Australian, Courier Mail and SkyNews is they have juxtaposed news with Murdoch’s opinion and we get preaching and propaganda, not information and reportage.
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News Corp are so concerned about safety on our roads, they're sending convicted drunk drivers Samantha Maiden & Peta Credlin to investigate a 2013 accident involving #danandrews .
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Greg Hunt, the Health Minister who is stepping down after never stepping up.
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Temporary member for Kooyong, Josh Frydenberg, has attacked twitter users as “keyboard warriors” who don’t represent “quiet Australians”. Josh, mate, wait till the 21st and you see the AEC Pencil Warriors. #ausvotes
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Dear News Corp, If you think the comments and jokes about the Queen & Republic offend you, wait until Rupert carks it.
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Dearest Kathryn Campbell On behalf of those who took their own lives, went without food and shelter, spiralled into mental illness, and were unfairly persecuted, we apologise for your pain. Please stay safe on your $900,000 payout.
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#auspol List of #independent Australians we need in Parliament: Waled Aly Susan Carland Deng Adut Jane Caro Adam Goodes Katharine Murphy Jimmy Barnes Gillian Triggs Brian Owler Patricia Turner Tony Windsor (again) Lee Lin Chin Mike Seccombe Magda Szubanski #WentworthVotes
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Alan Jones is demanding autopsies on Covid patients. Fuck me dead.
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Patriotic acts to do on #AustraliaDay : - Book a $37,000 VIP jet. - Kill a million fish. - Leave your wife for your adviser. - Shouty McShoutface at your colleagues. - Blame a migrant for your woes. - Catch a cane toad. - Elect a cane toad. - Watch Sky News. - Read Miranda Devine.
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The face of the No campaign. Male. White. Fearful. Wealthy. Murdoch lackey. Morally constipated. Ethically off-scoured. Same hobbies as Donald Trump Jr. Complete & utter rabid racist gumpstump.
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Going to #EdenMonaro today to confuse Liberal polling station workers with questions about science, medicine and human rights.
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We can’t make #RapidAntigenTests free, says PM Pugsley Morrison as he announces $3.5 billion on new tanks.
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This is Senator Gerald Rennick. He does not believe in climate change. He thinks Covid isn’t real. He disputes archeology. He denies scientific certitude. He sees government conspiracies everywhere. But he’s convinced God made the world in 6 days.
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Imagine what these eminent solicitors, Queens Counsel, lawyers & barristers think of being called a “kangaroo court” by an ad man sacked for (rumoured) fraud and incompetence?
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"Cartier Watches didn't pass the pub test" - Liberal MP Katie Allen. "A doctor denying medial services to refugees doesn't pass the human rights test" - Slurrie Family & Friends
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Bruce Lehrmann tells court he went out for a night of heavy drinking, then at midnight went to Parliament House to work on Question Time briefs for Minister for Defence. Says a lot about the culture & competency of Linda Reynolds’ office.
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Thank you Commissioner Holmes. You were not controversial, but brilliant, insightful, patient & decent. So too the KCs for your forensic expose of #Robodebt
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Vikki Campion, whose hubby Barnaby Joyce received a secret $675,000 payment, demands transparency over Higgins compensation. We didn’t make this shit up. #leaches
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Josh Frydenberg is the dumbest man in the room. He’s got the personality of a beanbag, the economic understanding of a sponge cake, the political acumen of a laundry scrubbing brush. His only “plan” is for lunch.
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Remind me Scott, who I am meant to fear today: Labor Unions Doctors Refugees The Guardian Sudanese Gangs Dance parties Wind farms Clementine Ford Universities Emma Alberici Judges ABC Fish who need water
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Here's a NSW railway station unaffected by those disruptive #ClimateAction activists.
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Tonight on #abc730 , Leigh Sales interviews a Titanic passenger whose hairdressing appointment was cancelled.
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More revelations: Senator Jane Hume secretly appointed herself Coalition Clown without informing incumbent Senator Matt Canavan.
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Victorian Liberal MP demands to know what Premier Dan Andrews has done with her arms.
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My #qt is to the Prime Minister. If, as you claim, imams know who in their flock is a potential terrorist, why don't Bishops and Cardinals know who in their parish is a child sex abuser? #auspol
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I don't want 'the bloke next door' as PM. I don't want guzbag with beer & footy scarf as PM. I don't want a kuk-headed marketing machine for PM. I don't want stunts, or staged pics of daggy dad. I want PM with intelligence, strategic vision, decorum, respect, decency...
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Is @KKeneally the most articulate, persuasive and understandable Labor member? #insiders
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“Our nuclear reactors will produce 350 sponges of gigglewats every leap year; we’ll store toxic waste in a coke can in Peter’s office. We’ll build small Lego reactors at a cost of $49.95 and they’ll last six millennium. Trust me, I’m an expert.” #insiders
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Australia today. There's a greater outcry from the media about a young girl not standing for our crappy National Anthem than there is for a young girl we are leaving to die on Nauru. Some days I just hate this fucking place.
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#insiders says #GladysBerejiklian was “best on ground” during pandemic. The millions of Australians living in Tas, SA, WA, QLD and NT may have a less partisan view about which Premier has protected them.
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Isn’t it time this nation told Alan Jones to just Fuck Off?
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With the threat of being sued by the Minister, I have contacted my legal firm, Kipfler, Diseree and Pontiac.
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To inspire confidence, PM Morrison will be filmed taking the Bowel Screening test. #ScottyFromPhotoOps
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PM who lives in two taxpayer funded homes, with free luxury travel, free phones, free food, free alcohol, free tickets to sport, free ‘companion’ ... complains about misuse of taxpayers’ money. Siri, where are my drugs stashed?
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We're caught up in an ugly twitter war about whether one can comment on the PM's family and home life. All we can say is, thank God no one made a TV sitcom ridiculing the PM's clothing, partner, sex life and for being childless. The Right would be outraged, surely?
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Dear @theheraldsun , can we also have a photo of the home Barnaby Joyce bought with $675,000 taxpayer dollars he got for ‘secret’ text messages to Scott Morrison?
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Scott Morrison’s claims he had depression are confirmed by former Health Minister, Scott Morrison.
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“Sport and politics don’t mix” says PM who posts video of himself on Murdoch website while refusing to answer media questions about a rape that happened 50 meters from his office.
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The Governor of the Reserve Bank earns $17533 a week. The Board comprises only multimillionaires. The closest they get to understanding 'poor' is when they tell a waiter to refill their wine glass.
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German Chancellor says she’ll “wait her turn” for #AstraZeneca vaccine; Aust PM, and his wife, get first Pfizer vaccinations. Wish we had a real leader....
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‘Aboriginal people were primitive, they believed in giant serpents & Dreamtime. Now, let me tell you about Adam and Eve, that snake and the only apple in the Sinai desert.’ Greggles Sheridan, bothered.
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Un-fucking-believable. Greg Hunt (typo) says new medical clinics proposed by Labor “are a threat to your GP”. Hey Greggles, the average waiting time for GP appointment in Canberra is 2-3 weeks.
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When I saw the headline "faulty airbags recalled" I thought Prue Macsween and Paul Murray had been taken off SkyNews.
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Deputy PM who claimed same sex marriage would affect cattle exports and lamb would cost $100 a kilo under Labor now says social media shouldn't spread misinformation.
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Australia's acting Prime Minister: - is affronted by homosexuality; - doesn't recognise racism; - won't act against corruption and rorting; - cannot comprehend science and medicine; and is flat out the stupidest, most indolent, intellectually incurious bumpkin to lead the Nats.
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Dear @leighsales & #abc730 . After many loyal years, we’ve decided to switch channels and watch doco’s on trains, or Mayan ruins, or X-Files repeats, but not @abc730 . You’ve lost your cutting edge, becoming a lightweight, shallow ‘gotcha’ show. It‘s not us, it’s you.
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The Presbyterian Church, which stole Aboriginal children & land, has banned Welcome to Country. Make them pay tax.
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Dear Waleed Aly. Your newspaper column asks why are we so angry. Your #TheProjectTV chum Steve Price says he doesn’t want to see Asians, blacks & women have equality & be on TV. The ‘reason’ is sitting next to you.
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I'm writing a history of the Morrison Government. The working title is: "You make me vomit worse than the night I drank too much Southern Comfort". Thoughts?
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Oh FFS, #abc730 interviews two Murdoch journos. All we see now is reporters interviewing each other.
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This is unbelievable #auspol . The Labor Party just voted against a motion to increase Newstart. You’ve lost me and many other Albanese. Who knows what the fuck you lot stand for anymore. #brokenheart
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You call that a press conference, you re-tufted tool? Dan Andrews faced every question for 112 days in a row; you cut and waddled after 20 minutes.
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