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@ActualDeadMike
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My safe space.
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@HumansNoContext It took Millet seven hours and 28 lbs of peanut butter to pull off the prank and took him 3 to 4 hours to clean up the mess by himself since he covered all the crevices in the kitchen with the spreadable substance.
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@EndWokeness The money is better spent on a fence around the entire city. Who knew Escape from LA was a documentary from the future?
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@contextdogs dogs are logical. reading his body language he is communicating he can't leave, then directs him to get out of his seat and come over, then attempts to tell the lady behind him to get it and deliver it. look at his eyes and his snout movement. you can clearly see him communicate.
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@ImeldalinaG @ABC7 @RonDeSantis @tedcruz @RandPaul attacks on seniors should be considered hate crimes, seniors should very well be a protected class. we see more and more brutal attacks on seniors but why is nobody doing anything about it?
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@Hasen_Judi There is only one correct answer and it only requires math to derive the ascii character from the integer grade value. char grade = (char)(70 - (n - 51) / 10); where n is the integer grade value.
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@Dalbodog lost my best buddy to anal sac cancer after surgery, radiation and chemo. sadly it showed up just as everything locked down for covid and we couldn't get treatment for 6 months. then we did get an extra 2 years, but it came back in his liver... 13 years is not enough
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@BornAKang FAKE That pancake has grill marks on it. the dark parts are where it was grilled, the light parts where it bubbled up. Air fryers don't leave grill marks... It would look more like the top of a cake, all uniform.
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@lotusctr So, it works, but the big technical words scare you, so you are tossing those big threatening words out to scare others? Reverse transcription and the very scary DNA! Don't mess with my DNA, right? But on a daily basis you have no clue this happens all the time, but 'fear porn'.
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@VincentCrypt46 totally lousy video, no idea what he is attempting to demonstrate. he doesn't use the word petrified once or even describe what it is just 'it is all of this, all here is wood'... lame
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@DINGOJOHNS0N @LRHN_Cash Stupid is as stupid does.
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@Texas_Made956 who did it better... honestly, tho, i thought those were fake eyes and a joke, but obviously she's embraced her look and amps it up...
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@atensnut "Hi, I don't belive we've met. I keep seeing you glancing over at me and smiling."
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@wendyp4545 The Supreme Court has ruled that a pardon cannot be used to shield someone from impeachment or to grant immunity for future crimes. Additionally, some legal scholars argue that a pardon could be invalidated if it was granted for corrupt purposes, such as to obstruct justice.
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@catturd2 Who knew that Escape from LA was a documentary from the future.
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@PeterBernegger WTAF: A compiler? A compiler? HOLY FNCK!!! No system requires a compiler installed. There is only one reason a closed system that is supposedly 'certified' would have a compiler installed, because they want to cheat! There is NO legit reason. Code dev is on separate machines!
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@streetmediatv don't be lazy! complacency also kills! i can tell she has a problem of not looking out for her future interests and this is only a visible example of what has prolly been other problems caused by complacency... sorry she get it stolen, prolly won't learn a thing other than not
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@elonmusk @Teslaconomics I'm waiting for the turreted model before I purchase one.
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@IvanRaiklin @WarClandestine @joerogan @TuckerCarlson And, it's also not a zero-sum game. Both appeal to different segments and are helping. They are both winners, as evidenced by their topping the charts. WE ARE ALL WINNERS because of them both!
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@528vibes Clearly, that is Kirk fading between dimensions stuck in the Tholian Web.
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@elonmusk @streetpeopleLA @KitsonLA I had no idea Escape from LA was a documentary from the future...
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Joe Biden is already dead, he was already in advanced stages of his illness when the Air Force One medical emergency happened. You are watching the manipulation of people realtime by the DNC who are going to lie their way as best they can through this. How do you feel about this?
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@RabbitHole333 that is an out of focus spec of moisture on the camera lens itself. the later 'clearer' image shows the structure of that water. And even refracts the light like the prism it is, to give a spectrum of colors.
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@WallStreetSilv brand names prolly in an upscale grocery store, she is not a good shopper. no, this doesn't work, but you can beat it if you shop sales and switch to off-brand and go to the mexican grocery... Oh, and make you own spag sauce or shop it on sale and buy quantity...
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@nycHealthy I'm so confused. Are two people writing these tweets? One person telling the truth "may be more likely to infect people who have been vaccinated" The other person gaslighting "still the best way to protect yourself" These are DIAMETRICALLY opposed!!! #StopTheClot
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@BlackRock @GovAbbott @tedcruz Oh look, a public threat from BlackRock to pull out investments from Texas totalling more than the Texas divestiture from BlackRock...
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@TJPofTexas That's Ashton, you aether lovem or Hatem...
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@PeterBernegger forever, there exists a HUGE loophole that nobody is able to pierce: proprietary source code audits software and computers is a forbidden zone that somehow resists scrutiny and oversight from politicians.
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@PeterBernegger China would never do that! They'd know, wouldn't they? Ooops, nvm. "According to an explosive report from Bloomberg, nearly 30 of the US’s top tech companies were infiltrated by Chinese spies by way of tiny, rice-sized microchips placed in their servers."
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@thevivafrei C'mon, I can't be the only one to see that, essentially, the powers-that-be are trying to rerun the 20th century playbook. The years are slightly off, but the timing, the wars, pandemic, 'hitler' is all cyclical. Trump was supposed to be this century's Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
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@nicksortor this didn't need to happen except for arrogance of all involved.... this is a terrible loss for all involved and should be a cautionary tale that feelgood measures do not stand up to the laws of physics when tested in reality.
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@TonySeruga Name names! They LOVE this meme, make their family's reputation feel it!
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@MicahhParsons11 so sorry for your loss. it is without a doubt, probably the harshest things we are asked to do in betrayal of our solemn oath to protect their lives. look for reincarnations, i did and happy i did. i'm on Benny III and he's the best (and will be the hardest felt loss). [hugs]
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@DiedSuddenly_ Amazingly just like the narcissist's prayer...
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@ScottAdamsSays Until they learned to rig the votes, America was always a 60/40 split R/D during votes Then one year it switched to a 'razor thin margin' of 52/48 and then more the other way But there is no way it shifted that much. imo, we are still a slightly right of center nation of adults.
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@KyungLahCNN weak leaders create hard times. I'm not certain how California is actually staying in business....
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@elonmusk I knew it! Also making Terminators. Starlink is Skynet v0.1
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@RoyIsThaTruth gonna have razor burn just like shaving, gonna have to use aftershave to close those nerves up and desensitize them. otherwise, sure, barbers have used straight edges forever. requires skill and patience, unless they not good at it. :P
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@starwars Nice fight scenes. Don't get the point of the show or this arc.
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@DailyCaller "Harm to society" and "threat to democracy" are catch phrases used by elites before removing citizens rights Our societies are too large and too broad to be harmed by a few people speaking their opinion on a public platform. Democracies aren't so weak to be threatened by speech
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Has anyone ever seen @SethMacFarlane and @elonmusk in the same room together? What if Elon Musk is just another Seth McFarlane character?
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@Whyohyme1 Falsely mislead is a double negative. That means they were in on it. Is there such a thing as 'correctly' mislead? Why is there a qualifier on 'mislead' to indicate that there are now degrees and types of being misled? They all love technical wordplay.
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@RheaKarys "I have so many issues that inhibit my ability to drive, why'd you even give me a driver's license?"
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@cctvidiots Heibati received a lifetime ban from the Hard Fighting Championship (HFC) for his conduct and was attacked by at least 5 men in the hallway after the fight (he lost). He later posted an apology.
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@its_the_Dr Westbury Houston, class of 1980 we had one girl transition to a boy after graduation. Got the most changed award at the 5 year reunion.
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@JeanLucPicard3 @ronin19217435 thank you for teaching me something new. of course in houston, we don't get anything like that. but there you go, even mentions you will hear thunder when you see graupel
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@ByronYork We the jury have found Donald J. Trump not guilty on the grounds of "WTF". No crime specified, no time given.
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@Bubblebathgirl Greatest punchline (punchlie) of her lifetime.. "Aged out of social media" bwahahah, right, what made up nonsense lame phrase is that to discredit social media as juvenile (to her).
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@Debriefmedia the engine blew up and threw a part causing the hole... do not think meteorite or weapon. occam's razor and this sorta thing has happened before.
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@ananavarro how many of them voluntarily left there home and decided they would accept all risks for you know, deciding for themselves to leave home... so, if i leave home, i can make it your problem to fix my life? when am i coming over?
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@atensnut He reprimanded them for openly appearing on @SouthPark and said it was below them to parody themselves in such a humiliating manner to royalty.
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@TomFitton how can a competent swimmer possibly drown? when nothing above water is seen to affect him? | | V
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@Texas_Made956 That was someone inside bumping the rear window. You can see it didn't shatter, and of course the big tell, the camera is rolling.
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@healthbyjames @dougmastriano worldwide class-action lawsuit is the only way to bring down our bureaucracies? has your govt intentionally injured you via covid vax? you may be entitled to compensation! Call The Texas Hammer now!
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@RollingStone You used to understand how art conveys messages and imagery, but now you want to be literal? It's a movie! perhaps 'absence of procedural logic' puts you in the mind of these criminals and you are uncomfortable with it! sounds like it did it's job. wholly transparent... sad!
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@coccabal Since we are starving to taste the sweetness of live COC music once again, we are forced to get our filling some other way. :) Coconut cream inside a donut, topped with a vanilla glaze, toasted coconut, and a pinch of lime zest. Shiner & donuts next time?
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@Prolotario1 quite coincidentally... turns 40 today :)
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@stillgray yes, the narcissist prayer. step 2.
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@Texas_Made956 second woman is not granny
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@redsteeze how is this not criminal? every one of those families should be suing, sounds like class action material, so very easily.
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@HillaryClinton @SJacksonLee Worst possible person for mayor! But, that means her seat will be vacated. Time for her to donate her wealth to her constituents since she got rich off of them. She elevated herself, but not her constituents...
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@SeptembersRain @JoJoFromJerz but she doesn't understand that quote because she is playing the part of the party, yet she thinks she otherwise.
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@amuse I love the very first shot. It's like a gender-bending dick slap to the face, but using the beer can as the trans-dick sliding across the old guy who just needs it to happen... Now the association of the trans-can to any actions is forever linked. The can is phallic now. Good job
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@KariLakeWarRoom Break up Maricopa county into 4-5 new counties, they cannot handle their size.
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@SethAMandel @redsteeze You can feel the angst in the room... "BUT our economies, our policies, our social entitlements are all built on the backs of Americans giving us money, soldiers, military backing, 'free trade' that has allowed us to spend like drunken sailors. Now what are we supposed to do?"
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@RealCandaceO Princess Diana was murdered for carrying someone else's baby. This is acknowledgement of all the 'conspiracy theories'. You read this entirely wrong, imo.
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@mitchellvii We don't know the truth 1) Why Russia really invaded 2) What the US was doing in Ukraine (before now) 3) Why Europe and NATO are interested in Ukraine 4) Why WEF is interested in Ukraine Why sudden overwhelming interest in Ukraine when it was essentially being ignored before?
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@DVATW @GretaThunberg is a stoner. she's stoned and you know when you get stoned, you get the munchies bad! LOOK AT HER EYES! SHE'S A STONER!! Not that there is anything wrong with that, unless you lie about it when you are caught...
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@julie_kelly2 sounds eerily close to double jeopardy or imposition of new penalties without a new trial to take new factors into account... sounds like chest puffing...
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@NoCapFights stop calling your son the N-word and expect him to think higher of himself... need some self-respect lessons in that house.
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@PTRUMPFORTX2020 "not CGI", so you know, this is CGI Amazing how, after all that driving it isn't getting closer, just manages to stay out of range, but somehow not going over the mountain... gimme a break
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@MrAndyNgo @libsoftiktok @stillgray @MsBlaireWhite A meth user is the pillar of the trans community as embodied by Run Away From Our Games?
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@Phydorex @Boomer_Approved @ScottAdamsSays @FireTrumpToday Tell me you don't live in reality without telling me you don't live in reality... Is that how you always discuss reality, with a fantasy you make up? And you want to look credible when all you have is make believe stories? tsk tsk tsk
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@ThatEricAlper Only the greatest trio of all time!
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@redsteeze Free speech baby! I can't believe anyone would take themselves seriously about this. Also, 'Diet' sodas are not for losing weight. They are for diabetics who can't drink sugar. They were never about losing weight, but the mythology of that message crept in and nobody cares.
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@GeorgePapa19 @GPalhegyi Welcome to REAL Democracy, China. You can't buy us all off and courage is in the hearts of all patriotic Americans.
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@qanon76 SHOWTIME!
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@BehizyTweets Clearly it gives her the option to not respond in 30 days... She'd be smart not to respond and face public scrutiny...
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@iPhone15Ultra of course, you LITERALLY show they are not the same curves and thus, not complements. but 'curvy' things all remind me of my iPhone, would be closer to confirmation bias than literally every curve by Apple matches the next...
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@SarahisCensored I have told people who have attempted to weaponize my words and actions against me that they had better choose something that I will not freely admit to on my own in public, which is nothing. She will own everything and unashamedly, be careful moving onto her turf.
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@TheTerminatorIM I only went for one scene. :)
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@shoe0nhead I love it when adults, free, in public, talk about their unresolved trauma and how it has wrecked their brain and left them mentally unfit and unstable. Nothing brings me greater joy that broken adults who never developed coping skills...
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@theworldofdog My dog would walk the long way to the kitchen to avoid this bag. Gotta love dog logic, tho. 🦴💕
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@argosaki Ben Fulford writes a fictionalized account of today's factual happenings to produce tall tales. He provides an alternate universe view, but it's all fictionalized filler linking actual real events. He is not to be believed. Yes, I read him for years, it's clear it's fiction.
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@iFightForKids Once a dog gets the taste for blood, it's not a generally a recoverable incident. Instinct takes over and they become a predator. Not suitable for adoption except for the most dedicated single individual with no kids or other pets it would possible go after. Nature is cruel.
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@CommunityNotes thank you! the community is just swarming with people who want to preach to the community. since they know notes are not visible, they are essentially being antagonistic to other contributors and should be demoted.
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@jgmac1106 @dom_lucre rated 5 Pinocchios.
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@elonmusk @LibertyCappy I'm waiting for the turret upgrade add-on before buying one.
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@OmariFaith_ @streetmediatv Good luck is when preparation meets opportunity. For the car thieves, they were prepared when the opportunity arose. For her, she provided the opportunity for good luck for them, but bad luck for her. Should she have been prepared by taking the keys and ALWAYS looking out for
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@lovingit111 @gatewaypundit oopsie. not court testimony, just a paid hitjob email around the 2016 erection... "She retracted all her claims, telling Callahan she wanted to 'walk away from this', citing fears for her family." In 2019, The New Yorker said Ransome admitted to 'inventing' the tapes.
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