Alan C @Acrosby_sl6 Twitter profile

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Alan C

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Next round coming up! Where should I go on @MyRoadtoWembley in the #FAVase First Round Proper? And who's got the best scran!? @WindsorEtonFC v @BrookHouseFC @Athleticnewham v @lyddtownfc @guildfordcityfc v @ArundelOfficial @WembleyFC v @OfficialCDGFC @favasefactfile @FootyScran

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Alan C

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4 months

@Locati0ns OK Americans. Name me three counties in England. I’ll wait.

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Alan C

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2 years

@EmiratesFACup @ErlingHaaland @FootballManager @NandosUK @adidas @OfficialAitch @KickGameUK Nando’s, innit? No point in a “kick about” with Haaland, he’d kick you off the park and run you ragged.

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Alan C

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9 months

@fesshole Tried to tip you but you didn’t come round. Sorry I missed you. You can come round for your tip on alternate Wednesdays between 3.47pm and 3.49pm, bringing two forms of ID and the “sorry I missed you” card that I left out behind the bins in the pissing rain.

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4 months

@layerzerojack @Locati0ns Counties. NOT countries. Behave yourself.

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Alan C

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1 year

@fesshole “I take the paper off of course. I’m not a COMPLETE savage.”

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Alan C

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2 years

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Alan C

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2 years

@nocontextfooty His heatmap for the game.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@fesshole Lad doesn’t have a mobile phone with data? He’ll’ve just tethered to that, and you’ll probs end up paying for his data excess. Justice, of a sort.

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1 year

@FootyScran @KnaphillFC

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Alan C

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1 year

@OfficialVizeh Or even just a game like this. 8 minutes of injury time madness.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

4 months

@garydunion And your socioeconomic existence can be completely different depending upon whether you’re born 5 miles over one of those imaginary lines in one direction or the other.

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Alan C

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1 year

@fesshole I wouldn’t ask. I’d just record the sound of her sighing and play it back to her through surround sound speakers dotted around the room.

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Alan C

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1 year

@glastonbury @GaryLineker

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Alan C

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2 years

@jaythechou @BearGrylls

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FBAwayDays Bigger question is why less than 25% of the tickets are allocated to one of the competing finalists

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@fesshole What kind of toolbag types their password _looking_ at the keys?!

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@fesshole Verbal warning or coded warning?

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

30 days

Fair play to the small group of @CEEuropa fans who made the trip over from Barcelona — love to see this level of commitment.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

4 months

@zacvvo @Locati0ns Whoop de do. I asked for counties.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@OfficialVizeh I get it, I get the whole “twelfth man” thing, but I’d also argue that professional footballers are paid enough (and the clue is also in the “professional” bit) that they should be able to play at the top of their game irrespective of what’s happening in the stands.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 months

@JohnGHart Been waiting for a new Addams Family movie for aaaages. Great to see they got the casting of Lurch sorted.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@StockportCounty You thanked us when we beat your title rivals, so it seems only right to reciprocate — thanks for keeping Aldershit in the mix down at the relegation zone, from everyone at Maidenhead United. 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran @BrisbaneCityFC Peak Aussie scran.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@deathtospinach I can’t read “Lubrication Avenue” in the address without hearing it sung by Eddy Grant.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@noahfinnadams supporting @ENTERSHIKARI at @here_ldn — great fun support, would recommend. 13/10

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@StockportCounty Maidenhead fan here — been willing you lads on for pretty much half the season, you CAN do this. Nothing would give me greater joy than Wr£xham missing automatic promotion and then crumbling in the play-offs. So, next job is beat Torquay.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 months

@I_amMukhtar If I was paying someone as a childminder, my first question, even before confirming their DBS checks are all clean, would be “are you, or have you ever been, a Tory?”

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@disclosure @O2academybrix Gig was so good it caused us to travel forward into the future. 🤯

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@cpaul_ffc @FootyScran

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@AFCWimbledon have one of the best mascots I’ve ever seen, in the form of @HaydontheWomble #FACup @EmiratesFACup

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@AcrylcAftrnoons A beautiful, triumphant evening. @welovepulp #pulp #FinsburyPark

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@TheVanaramaNL @neilmaskell79 @Vanarama So who’s paying for it? How does this financially benefit the club? And haven’t you heard — football is a spectator sport, not a TV show. (Support your local club, not a Disney-backed franchise)

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@fesshole Remember, however bad things are, they could always be worse. You could’ve had this by your bedside.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@Sandford_Police Now, about the coronation dinner…

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@NoContextBrits The answer is Slough, you can close this thread now.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@USAisthebest900 Fine. He called you a prick.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@charlsinsights @Mono855178 @NoContextHumans There’s only 1 cherry. And only 2 bananas in the bunch. EACH individual cherry and each banana in the bunch counts separately. So it’s not 15, and I’ve proven you wrong.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@Benefitstheband — possibly the most justifiably angry performance I’ve seen in basically forever. This will be front and centre on my playlist tomorrow morning.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran @Arsenal Too much crust. Not enough pepperoni. Looks dry. Topping (and possibly all of it) overcooked. AND HALF OF THE PIZZA IS MISSING. No scran.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@charlsinsights @Mono855178 @NoContextHumans

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

In my quest to get to every round of the #FACup as a #roundhopper on the road to @wembleystadium , today I’m at @CPFC for their quarter final game against @Everton . And, of course, my @YateTownFC scarf is continuing its journey to Wembley! 1/2

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 months

@trussliz Nah. Pray for the world if he becomes president again.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@FootyScran @sloughtownfc Genuinely conflicted here. On the one hand, that looks scrantastic. But on the other hand, I don’t want to go to Slough. Can I get this anywhere else nearby?

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@NoContextBrits Peter Doherty. End of.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

Excited to get my @YateTownFC #FACup ticket today. Feel like Charlie & The Chocolate Factory with a golden ticket! #bluebells

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FBAwayDays The bit you don’t see is from about 50 seconds, where they eat him

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

And of course, my @YateTownFC scarf has made the trip here to Old Trafford 😎 #Bluebells (3/3)

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@midgetmoxie Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

4 months

Muchas gracias @mabel — hope you feel better soon! ❤️ @Primavera_Sound

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 month

@I_amMukhtar I mean, in the grand scheme of things, it’s not a huge amount of money — somewhere in the order of £38k before tax & deductions (and I’m sure @HMRCgovuk will be sure to get in touch with Mr Fox if he fails to pay his taxes!). It’s more than his acting was ever worth, for sure.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

So today marks the First Round Proper of the @EmiratesFACup , and as part of my mission to watch a game in each round, I find myself at the marvellous @YateTownFC , for their massive game against @YTFC . 1/2

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@not3bad @FootyScran @Nadeshiko_L So are pigs, cows, sheep and chicken. Still, I guess you have to have a line somewhere. 🤷

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@FootyScran @Arsenal London & Premier League (over)pricing, but the burger looks pretty thick, the cheese is melted properly, the chips look well seasoned, so this is just about scranworthy.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@NoContextBrits No we’re not. We’re IN the seventh month. Near the start of it. So, we’re 6 months, 6 days and 17 hours (GMT) into 2023.

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Alan C

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1 year

@fesshole Wouldn’t want to sell to a vegan anyway. They don’t deserve houses, they should live in trees or mud huts.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@PatriotUK4Life @TheFreds @Reverend_Makers Would you play any Gary Glitter songs if someone requested them?

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@Mcgoo_84 @JobsonTommy @PaddyNoWheels A “Sunday league outfit” who <checks notes> held you to a draw yesterday, have put five goals past you in 3 meetings, and who have taken 5 points off of you in those same 3 meetings? Got it. Lad, welcome to non-league. You might THINK you’re Billy Big Bollocks, but you’re not.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@YateTownFC @YTFC Thank you @YateTownFC for your hospitality today. Sadly it was not to be, but push for that promotion to Nat South. 🤍💙

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@BuryTownFC , Pride Of Suffolk. #FATrophy @MyRoadToWembley

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@FootyScran @Arsenal Table-topping scran this

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

Not going to lie, I teared up a little watching probably (but hopefully not 🤞) the last ever @CartersFair spring road run. A couple of the procession passengers looked emotional too. ❤️

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

11 months

@dank_ackroyd Does science have any data regarding up the arse?

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

11 months

Forgot the obligatory in-ground selfie promoting the fantastic @MyRoadToWembley family — given you can see the Wembley arch from here at @HendonFC , it’s definitely somewhere for you guys to visit next season. Friendly locals, great club shop, good food stand, well stocked bar.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran @Dag_RedFC Needs bacon. And onions. But deffo scran.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@fesshole And that’s fine. It wasn’t his relative, so it was your inheritance. Not really sure what the big scandal is here.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@SecretGardenHQ So, as a sad tech geek, I’ve just pulled apart the source of the page. It’s not changed since Mon, 14 Jun 2021 13:51:05 GMT, and there’s nothing in the page to do a redirect to the registration. Basically, in short, one of their techs fucked up and gets fired in the morning. 👍

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@FBAwayDays Be fair — some will have made the long trek from Essex

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran @nacionaloficial If it was US @SportScran , you’d pay more than that just to look at a picture of the quail egg.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@13blak @SlamDunkMusic You have to park at Hatfield and walk. Sorry.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

9 months

@fesshole

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

After 277 days, 13 grounds, god knows how many miles covered (I’ll go work it out), and 1290 minutes of football (excluding injury time, but including 30m extra time at Old Trafford), tomorrow I’ll be going to the #FACupFinal at @wembleystadium . (1/2)

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@LeeAndersonMP_ Lad, I’m only following you for the lolz. Your account’s funnier than the @leeandersonmp parody account.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

Forgot to add, look, there’s a @YateTownFC scarf in view of the @wembleystadium pitch. #Bluebells

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@YateTownFC @EmiratesFACup @YTFC Hey @YateTownFC fans - I'll be at Lodge Road supporting the #Bluebells as part of my 2021/22 season attempt to attend every round of the #FACup . Would love to chat, look out for me in my Maidenhead United shirt (plain white, much like yours, see my Twitter pic), and come say hi!

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@PhanJeremy1 @alfieyatess @BukayoSaka87 Oh, yeah, I forgot about Mbappe. Which final did he play in…?

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@Scomo361 @fesshole

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@jsb_0975 @secondtierpod Is that the shed that’s possibly 90 minutes away from being a premier league ground? Got it.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran Scran, but the price is a scandal. So, scrandal.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

6 months

@wupfanzine @tomhwilliams23 Three or four games a day for the next fortnight, I don’t see what the problem is here…

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

Not forgetting of course to get a photo of my @YateTownFC scarf on its journey to @wembleystadium

Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

Today’s my ninth game in this season’s @EmiratesFACup — the Third Round Proper between @Wolves & @SheffieldUnited . Anyone following will know I’m trying to get to a game in each round, starting back in August’s preliminary rounds. Today has extra significance, however… 1/4

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

❤️🧡💛💚💙💗💜 @YateTownFC @YTFC

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

@ThorIrishh @Santandave1 Someone's died, and you're here sighing with relief? What a c***.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@Louiswoodyy @sheffieldfc If people just referred interchangeably to the two most famous Mancunian teams as “Manchester”, you’d be alright with that, yeah? Particularly when Carlos Tevez engineered his transfer from Manchester to Manchester, upsetting and thrilling fans of Manchester in equal measure.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

3 years

And yes, of course, my @YateTownFC scarf has made the journey down here, for its fifth game of the competition, on its way to @wembleystadium #FACup #RoadToWembley @EmiratesFACup @BBCSport @itvfootball

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

MADE IT! COME ON @YateTownFC ! #bluebells

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@veryfathomer @simonharris_mbd Yep, deffo just see 1. Repeatedly.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

6 months

@lilyxr0ses My son (now 19) left Berkshire nearly 5 yrs ago, as his mum moved down to Somerset. Was he supposed to give up supporting Maidenhead United & become a Yeovil Town fan? No, he now goes to many home AND away games with a “Somerset Magpie” flag wherever he goes (seen here at York)

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

11 months

@deathtospinach @vindiesel I look forward to the definitely real Van Morrison approaching you, and you spending the entire message thread calling him Vin.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

I’ve arrived! My cousin Glyn ( @suffolkwolfman ) would’ve loved the atmosphere, even if his beloved Wolves aren’t here. And @YateTownFC get fair representation — be getting the obligatory Yate scarf+pitch photo too. ⚽️ #RoundHopper @MyRoadToWembley @EmiratesFACup #FACup #150Years

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@LeeAndersonMP_ Cheapest pint in Europe of a fake Spanish beer that’s brewed in Yorkshire? Got it. Find me the cheapest European pint of Estrella in the UK, then we’ll talk.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@fesshole Anyway, surely she told you she was vegan before she made the appointment to view — vegans always tell you their veganity as the first words out if their mouth.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

The night was completed with Mark’s crowd-invading bass solo. Great night, lads. @ashofficial

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

Suffice to say, @ashofficial tonight were 11/10 amazing.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@Ho99o9 fucking brought it this evening. Cheers lads. @OfficialRandL #ReadingFestival #NoMusicOnADeadPlanet

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@FootyScran What’s there is scran. Minimalist, but scran.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@classicshirts Arsenal x Dreamcast.

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

2 years

@BBCR1 @bmthofficial @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds Same as everyone else, my first question is "if it's supposed to be on iPlayer... where?" Are we waiting for someone from IT to remember to press the 'go' button on the upload?

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

1 year

@Cecil_Slip @FootyScran SCRAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Alan C

@Acrosby_sl6

30 days

The Atlétic Ultras are bouncing thanks to David Fornié’s 68th minute goal. @atleticbalears 2-1 @CEEuropa (68’)

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