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@AbstractLife

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Success breeds enemies. Fuck winter, Team Rilla. Nigeria #MEC

Kansas City, MO/Las Vegas
Joined September 2009
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Dynasty Jones LVIII
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The Chiefs in the 4th quarter and OT
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The Chiefs won a SB in your stadium before you even played a playoff game there. They celebrated in your locker room and took shits in your toilets. We ain't tripping off of one regular season game lil bro. Only poverty franchises care about that kinda lame shit
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Chief fans are more salty over a muppet than this on Christmas Day in their own stadium: #RaiderNation
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What if the Chiefs go undefeated and every game is like this lmaoo
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The Chargers didn't score for 3 quarters
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@NFL @Chiefs The chiefs keep getting givin wins***
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@MarkAGunnels Man what kind of a hold does Drake have over yall? This is MAGA type loyalty/energy.
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@LyssKnobbe This is stupid. Everyone develops and matures differently
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Johnnie Cochran looking down from heaven when he found out Chris Darden is representing bitch ass Eric Holder
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@fondzilla @mikeapedia101 *Boeing enters chat*
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George Kittle During the Super Bowl 54 loss to the Chiefs he vowed to make it back to the big game with a VENGENCE During the Super Bowl 58 loss to the Chiefs, Kittle had 2 catches for 4 yards
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Name an athlete who talked a lot of trash but then didn’t back it up.
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@PapiJuiceGawd @glogirlinc Ppl say anything on this app
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The Chiefs to 3peat
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Huriam🫧
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wtf do men want?
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Other fans hate the Chiefs so much that they don't want the refs to make obvious calls like a foot out of bounds and pass interference so they can lose. And they have the nerve to still say the game is rigged😂😂😂
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@ChiefJoviles @NicksPoverty Blue lives matter is the dumbest shit lmaoo
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Frank Clark & Mecole are back for about for about $1.5m combined and yall mad?😂😂
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The ppl talking about Taylor Swift didn't donate enough or should've donated more are the fucking worst
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You’re a sick man if you’re enjoying this Bengals downfall
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Bengals week
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That's Dwayne Bowe lmaoo
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Never forget
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DJ Jazzy Juris Doctor 2.0
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So the poverty Jets want an investigation over tampering when Darkness Retreat brought the entire Green Bay receiving corps to NY.
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I don't know which Chiefs fans need to hear this but there is zero chance the Chiefs get DaVante Adams or Tyreek back. Get it out of your minds because it ain't happening. If it does, I will delete my account.
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@Cnovasosa @QueeenTeee_ @_lexilulu lol no they won't. Nola was right. America is way too greedy and cares more about money/economy than human lives
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I've always hated those "wasted a year of Mahomes prime" comments because did ppl think the Chiefs were going to reel off 10 straight SB's or something? I know we all love the Chiefs and Patrick and think he's special but they were never going to win the SB every year.
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We must protect that U-Haul at all cost
@MLBcathedrals
MLB Cathedrals
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Petco Park when it opened 20 years ago vs. now. #Padres Images via: @Populous
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BREAKING: Joe Burrow gets arrested for being overrated
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BREAKING: Patrick Mahomes was reportedly struck by a car outside of his Kansas City home this morning 😳
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WinningisforLosers
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No Amari Cooper. No Randy Gregory. No Tank Lawrence. Still kicking KC's ass.
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Who is this queen?😂😂😂
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Playoff baseball anxiety is way different than playoff football anxiety.
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1 year
Joseph Ossai and tears
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1 year
Patrick Mahomes and NFL officials name a better duo
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The one that didn't stab someone to death.
@td_nash
TD Nash
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Out of these two legendary Linebackers and at their best, who do YOU think was best: Derrick Thomas or Ray Lewis?🧐🔥 Retweet Appreciated!🤩 #NFL #NFLTwitter
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I can't lie tho, it is fun as hell to watch the other teams fans crash out after they lose to the Chiefs😂😂
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The Kansas City Chiefs are the only team in NFL history to lose a playoff game when they scored multiple TD's and their opponent did score any. I'll never forget this game because it almost broke me.
What is a random sports stat that you know?
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@JasperCrisp @BernieSanders I have rental properties but I also own a business. I told my tenants who aren't working just pay me as much as they can. As a landlord you should know that you can't always rely on rent being paid on time for your only source of income.
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Imagine hating on FKD. One of the best and least problematic accounts on this app. They done save me a ton of bread of different shit. It's some miserable mf'ers on his app I swear
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Wya
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who really ever ordered sumn from fatkiddeals? foh 😭
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This is why I'm against getting a dome
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Chiefs Insider+
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After listening to McDaniel’s comments on having to play the wildcard game in the cold vs the Chiefs it really highlights the elite leadership & mental toughness of KC, from the HC to the QB on down (and fans!) that our guys mean it when they say they’ll play anywhere, anytime.
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Aaron Rodgers casually calls Travis Kelce "Mr. Pfizer" while talking about how the #Jets limited him on Sunday night. (via @PatMcAfeeShow )
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@5mackwilson1 As a Chiefs fan I don't think the play was dirty at all man. You were just playing the game. Don't worry about it. Good luck next season.
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@KeFu11er Holla at me when you get into town. I'll get you some BBQ
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Has anyone checked on Bengals Twitter?
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I'm old enough to remember when ppl wanted to fire Spags.
@SNFonNBC
Sunday Night Football on NBC
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The @Chiefs defense allows ZERO TDs in the win! #ChiefsKingdom
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@whateverkc22 He still bought it so I doubt she cares what he does with the album after that
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Chargers fans crying that play at the end of regulation should've been DPI but fail to remember this from earlier in the season
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Chiefs on a bye week Ravens LOSE Jaguars LOSE Bengals LOSE Chargers LOSE Arrowhead Invitational on deck once again
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Chiefs win: Chiefs fans:
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@que5ts @Cnovasosa @QueeenTeee_ @_lexilulu of course. ppl were losing their shit for being locked down for two months. American minds are too privileged and immature to do what's best for the long run.
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@Ourand_SBJ @DeionSanders I hope Deion knows by OPTING out the show will go on without him. This is a business & don’t u EVER forget that. There’s NO ONE that’s bigger than the show itself. Only the ref,umps & officials are that important that u can’t play without them. NOT YOU! #Truth
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Zay Flowers got 33% of Skyy Moore's career yardage in the 3rd quarter of his first career game💀💀
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So the Bengals are hosting a watch party at their stadium this Sunday for the Chiefs game for $100 and they are encouraging their fans to show up early because they are going to replay the AFCCG from 2022. WOW...that's some real poverty shit right there lmaoo. RENT FREE!!!😂😂
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I don't ever want to ever fucking hear Lamar is better than Mahomes AGAIN
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@PatrickMahomes He's agreeing with Thomas you nerds
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@The__BamBam @itsbriancuh @ese_young Is this what your looking for?
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CHIEFS TWITTER...TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE
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@realDonaldTrump Bro over 200k has died from this shit. Everybody ain't got access to all those pharmaceutical cocktails they gave you in that world renowned hospital you were in. You need to be thanking me because my tax dollars paid for your treatment
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@NPR It was stupid for Trump to pardon her anyway when her whole purpose WAS TO GET ARRESTED
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3 years
Brady is awful for the NFL. He throws checkdowns and ppl look at the stats and think he's some type of wizard and the refs won't officiate a game normally as long as he's on the field. It's truly sad.
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@auntiebaecc From everything I've seen it's because he takes care of his stepkids. Twitter don't believe in "taking care of some other mans kids" for some reason
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The Chargers got a 38 year old QB, a RB with an inflated ego that's holding out, an injured WR who cries about his Madden rating, and a safety with one fucking foot but their fans in my mentions talking about extensions and Super Bowl runs lmaooo
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@Loccdawggg If all fun and games until someone fills the balloons with piss
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Chiefs defense gave up 307 total yards, 10 points, got 3 sacks, and forced two turnovers. I'm good with that.
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Tom Brady is not the best quarterback I've ever seen play in my entire life. He's the most accomplished and that's about it. Just my opinion...
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Wide right. Bills pack in the air. On to Baltimore
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Royals and Chiefs both win on my birthday. I'm thrilled
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Hey Usher...was Les Miles ever going to turn KU Football around?
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Here's John bringing us another Lombardi
@Stempdizz
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@ZacStevensBSN So many butthurt Chiefs fans....sensitive much? I guess it's easy to get that way when you haven't won a playoff game since the early 90's.
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@JamesAllen512 @arrowheadkid27 @KeFu11er I feel your pain bro. Imagine losing two playoff games when your up by 28 and 18 in the 3rd quarter smh
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Imagine being 6-4, three games back in your division, and telling the defending Super Bowl champs that you'll see them in January. Delusion at it finest
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Let the Bucs talk their shit. They earned that right. Who cares, we all know why we lost that game.
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@TheHerd
Herd w/Colin Cowherd
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"You start to wonder, is this maybe the end of the Chiefs dynasty?" — @jasonrmcintyre on if Andy Reid could walk away this season
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Mondi out here playing baseball with a mask on and some ppl act like they can't breathe when they wear one in the grocery store😂😂
@Royals
Kansas City Royals
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Mondi making it look easy.
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Travis Kelce>>Tony Gonzalez
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Just watched the replay of Henne's 3rd & 14. He was running so hard when he turned that corner and was clearly ready to risk his entire life lol
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Remember when the Raiders fans were telling us they would see us in January?
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@VivaLaChuck
Chuck
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Chiefs are overrated and their little win streak ends this week.. nobody is scared of them and they aren’t as good as they look. Herbert will have his way.
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RIP to Christopher. You were the best dog I ever had
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Edelman touched it
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Why are ppl acting like Tyreek shouldn't have any animosity toward Brooke and she literally tried to ruin his career by reporting false info and her personal hunches?
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@iamkaylanicole 😂😂😂
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Pay the fucking guy, Mike. WTF is wrong with you? Why are you even posting this? You hired him, you pay him when the job is completed
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Amari Cooper has 3 yards less today than Skyy Moore has all season.
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3 years
TAKE THE L
@TruckedByJacobs
Aᴅʀɪᴀɴ 
3 years
@PFF LMAOOO Raiders OWN the AFC West
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Dee Ford and Kadarius Toney
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Can't stop thinking about Terez. Man this sucks so bad, RIP Terez Paylor
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@GordonPlutsky @ASchatzNFL Do you ever have an original thought?
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@_JayMonay @CamealAshley I can tell you don't know anyone that's had COVID.
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Remember when ppl said Josh Allen was better than Mahomes?? 😂😂😂
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3 years
During the Patrick Mahomes era the Chiefs have averaged 47 points per game while wearing white on white uniforms
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It's crazy how Chiefs fan are sitting around waiting on them to sign a WR just so they can complain about whoever was signed.
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1 year
Chiefs win BRONCOS LOSE CHARGERS LOSE RAIDERS LOSE BENGALS LOSE
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3 years
Unpopular opinion: I still believe in Mecole Hardman
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You don't need a dog if you plan on chaining it up and leaving it outside all day everyday
@allyzielinski
𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎
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what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?
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@TaftRAR @RexChapman Lighten up, Karen
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This is the type of poverty mentality I never want to have
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Hi Ryan...are the Chiefs the most broken #1 seed you've ever seen? Please comment with your chest. @Realrclark25
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Mahomes has taken this man's soul
@Farzin21
Farzin Vousoughian
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The way he says “but that’s life.” 😳
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@SportsCenter
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The Chiefs are in sole possession of last place in the AFC West 😳
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Raider Cody got my account suspended last year so I hope he gets lit the fuck up
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