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Alex

@AbsCoverage

3 years

C'mon man. Tu peux pas être sérieux.

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@AbsCoverage

1 year

🚨 TRADE IDEA 🚨 #CBJ F Pierre-Luc Dubois #GoJetsGo F Patrik Laine Columbus is looking for a center.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Not gonna lie guys. I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Bonjour Montréal! 🖐 #GoHabsGo 🔵⚪🔴

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

#Habs have extended Corey Perry to a five year deal (4M$ AAV).

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

#BREAKING : #NYR forward Alexis Lafrenière is currently under extreme investigation by GM Chris Drury for supposedly using the word "Tabarnak" in the team's locker room. Something to keep an eye on.

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@AbsCoverage

1 year

🇺🇲 Lane Hutson 5'9" 🇦🇹 David Reinbacher 6'2" 🇨🇦 Kaiden Guhle 6'2" 🇨🇦 Logan Mailloux 6'3" 🇸🇪 Adam Engstrom 6'2" 🇨🇦 Justin Barron 6'2" 🇨🇦 Arber Xhekaj 6'4" 🇨🇦 William Trudeau 6'1" 🇺🇲 Jayden Struble 6'0" (he's a rock) 🇺🇲 Jordan Harris 5'11" It will be fine guys. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

5 years

#GoHabsGo @ NYR : Cousins - Weal - Cousins Weal - Cousins - Weal Cousins - Weal - Cousins Weal - Cousins - Weal Chiarot - Weber Chiarot - Petry Chiarot - Chiarot Price

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Find an NHL player who get disrespected more than Jesperi Kotkaniemi by his head coach. I'll wait. He's been the best player on his line this series, but oh well he's 20 so let's blame him.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

The incoming PLD trade I'm hearing looks like this : #Canadiens Pierre-Luc Dubois #Jets Mike Hoffman Joel Armia Jake Evans 2023 2nd round pick

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

The Canadiens announce the following players will require a 2021-22 regular season ending surgeries this offseason (ghost injuries) - F Brendan Gallagher - D Shea Weber - G Carey Price All of them should be ready in time for a potential Playoffs participation tho.

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@AbsCoverage

1 year

The people who DMed David Reinbacher to be a dick to him for no reason, you are a bunch of sociopaths. You are sick. Just book therapy sessions already.

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@AbsCoverage

2 months

The Hurricanes announce the hiring of Marc Bergevin as new General Manager of the team. Details ➡️

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Crazy scene in the Vegas locker room post game. Hearing the players are throwing garbage cans at each other in tears and disbelief. Mark Stone even added "I'm the captain of the garbage ship, you are all my bitches". Wow.

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@AbsCoverage

6 months

Slafkovský - Suzuki - Caufield Caufield - Suzuki - Slafkovský Newhook - Suzuki - Anderson H. Pinard - Evans - Armia #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Jeff Petry tonight : 2A +1 Can we just give him the credit tonight. He had a solid game overall.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

BREAKING : After video review by the league, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is suspended 2 games for getting Connor McDavid's elbow to his face, per @NHLPlayerSafety

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@AbsCoverage

1 month

Hard to be mad really : 2019 ➡️ Cole Caufield 2020 ➡️ Kaiden Guhle 2021 ➡️ Logan Mailloux 2022 ➡️ Juraj Slafkovský 2023 ➡️ David Reinbacher 2024 ➡️ Ivan Demidov #Habs #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

To the #Habs fans who watch every game even if they suck, you are elite. It had to be said. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Ok someone (not me) had this idea of naming the 22-14-17 line : Small, Medium, Large. Perfect.

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@AbsCoverage

8 months

#GoHabsGo 19 yo Juraj Slafkovský : 33GP 4G 8A 12PTS -4 The ones who only check stats will laugh at the former 1st overall pick. The ones who are watching all his games this season couldn't care less about his stats cause they know what's up.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

#Leafs have traded Auston Matthews and William Nylander to the #Oilers in exchange for Connor McDavid, Duncan Keith and a 2022 second round pick. No salary retained for Keith.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

The 2021 Montreal Canadiens are now 2nd in history in consecutive minutes without trailing behind.... The 1960 Montreal Canadiens.

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@AbsCoverage

4 years

Why Marc Bergevin went full brilliant today: 1) Got an experienced backup for Price 2) Allen's deal expires next summer 3) He moved before others did 4) STL gets cap relief to re-sign Pietrangelo 5) Lower chance Pietrangelo goes to TOR 6) TOR won't land AP Great move.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

I legit gained 600 followers in 3 days. I'm not the real Jeff Gorton guys; my verified check mark is literally a damn cloud.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

@TourCNTower @CanadiensMTL @NHL As an honest Leafs fan, I'm vomiting watching this. My life is literally ruined and makes no sense anymore after you've done this.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Justin Barron, 3rd NHL game, in OT.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Looking more and more likely that the Arizona Coyotes will relocate to Quebec at Videotron Center and rebrand as the Nordiques.

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@AbsCoverage

8 months

DO. NOT. UNDERESTIMATE. JURAJ. SLAFKOVSKÝ. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

#BREAKING : Nick Suzuki is a franchise player.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

#Leafs have extended Morgan Rielly to an 8-year deal worth 88M$ (11M$ AAV). Rielly, BC native, take a hometown discount to stay in Toronto.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

#Habs agree to an 8-year contract extension with Nick Suzuki. AAV of 13,85M$.

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@AbsCoverage

4 years

I'm sorry but Suzuki is better than Dubois. No fuckin deal.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Fans around the league : LMFAOOOOO THE HABS WILL FINISH DEAD LAST IN THE LEAGUE LOL!!!! As if it wouldn't be the best case scenario....

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@AbsCoverage

4 months

So proud of this guy. 😢 75⅔GP 19G 37A 56PTS +12 #GoAvsGo

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@AbsCoverage

7 months

Montréal finally has an elite franchise player.

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@AbsCoverage

1 month

I don't care anymore about the David Reinbacher pick. Slaf & Demidov is amazing. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

MARTIN ST-LOUIS IS A MODERN HEAD COACH. COLE CAUFIELD WILL HAVE ROOM TO PLAY HIS GAME. FUCKING FINALLY.

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@AbsCoverage

4 years

Make it the official away jersey @CanadiensMTL

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

J. Gorton ➡️ Trades/scounting K. Hughes ➡️ Contract/trades negociations J. Sedgwick ➡️ Accounting/cap management V. Lecavalier ➡️ Scouting/players dev. I call this a #GoHabsGo complete management group. 🔥

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@AbsCoverage

6 months

Hear me out : #NYR F Sean Monahan #GoHabsGo F Kaapo Kakko 2024 1st round pick

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Joshua Roy will play in the NHL. I'm sure of it.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Hello Montréal! 🖐

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@AbsCoverage

9 months

Anglos in Canada getting the french traduction in english of Marc-Antoine Dequoy post game speech : #AlsMTL

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3 years

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@AbsCoverage

1 year

Watching David Reinbacher in tears with disbelief when he signed his ELC.... The young man trully cares and you can see that he's a humble class act that doesn't take anything for granted. That was a special and powerful moment for him. You love to see this. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

6 months

Props to Joel Armia for showing up every game this season like an absolute pro NHL + AHL. I think it gotta be said. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Cole Caufield on a 4th line is not development, it's exposing that you have no idea how to develop a young player.

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@AbsCoverage

8 months

Let's give some deserved love for Cayden Primeau tonight. He was a stud tonight. 🔥😤 #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

If I'm Kent Hughes/Jeff Gorton, my startegy for Caufield's extension would be to offer the exact same deal that Suzuki signed. You make him feel that he's equally important as the new franchise captain for this team moving forward. Just a thought. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Trade proposal : #GoHabsGo F Vladimir Tarasenko (1,5M$ AAV retained) D Vince Dunn (Long term agreement) 2022 2nd round pick #STLBlues F Jonathan Drouin F Artturi Lehkonen (They have interest) F Ryan Poehling D Jayden Struble 2021 1st round pick

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Hutson - Mailloux Guhle - Barron Xhekaj - Harris So very fuckin beautiful.

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@AbsCoverage

6 months

He cooked. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

7 months

Terror in opponents' eyes soon : Hutson - Reinbacher Guhle - Struble Xhekaj - Mailloux #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Hearing PK Subban is signing with MON. 4x$6M AAV. Canadiens getting much needed help at the blue line.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

The 3 ghosts of the MTL Forum at the Bell Centre : - Maurice Richard - Jean Béliveau - Max Pacioretty

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Lane Hutson for Brett Kulak btw.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Nick Suzuki will make under 8M$ AAV for the next 8 seasons. #GoHabsGo

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1 year

My Updated Top 25 #GoHabsGo Prospects U24 Ranking : 1. 🇸🇰 Juraj Slafkovský 2. 🇺🇲 Lane Hutson 3. 🇦🇹 David Reinbacher 4. 🇺🇲 Sean Farrell 5. 🇨🇦 Logan Mailloux 6. 🇨🇦 Joshua Roy 7. 🇨🇦 Owen Beck 8. 🇸🇪 Adam Engstrom 9. 🇸🇪 Emil Heineman 10. 🇺🇲 Jacob Fowler 1/3

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@AbsCoverage

5 months

RIP Paul Houde. 😢🙏

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

#Habs GM Marc Bergevin has broken the Carolina Hurricanes.

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7 months

Juraj Slafkovský is a future complete 80+ pts player in the NHL. I've seen enough. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

I have zero issue with Montembault being my goalie backup. Dude is 25 years old, goalies start being mature and overall, he's grinding and improving. #GoHabsGo

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5 months

DO. NOT. DRAFT. ANOTHER. GOALIE. @CanadiensMTL #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

The Canadiens have re-signed defenceman Ben Chiarot to a new 6-year contract worth 7M$ AAV. Details ➡️

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

A+ trade for the @CanadiensMTL

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@AbsCoverage

4 years

Appreciation tweet for Mr. Johnny Drouin. #GoHabsGo 🔵⚪🔴

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Next game please : Drouin - Suzuki - Anderson Toffoli - Kotkaniemi - Gallagher Tatar - Danault - Armia Lehkonen - Evans - Perry Stop messing around with 15. If you want 15 to produce like a top 6, play him with top 6 wingers. Pretty sure it makes sense.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

The Montreal Canadiens stole Lane Hutson.

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@AbsCoverage

4 months

Tonight marked the very last #GoHabsGo game that I cheer for a loss in this cycle of the rebuild. Next season is unrealistic to suggest the team will be bad (doesn't mean playoffs), so it's time to actually start cheering for Ws. I'm happy that it's over tbh.

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@AbsCoverage

5 months

You can't say anything negative about David Reinbacher tonight. Absolute solid first AHL game tonight. #GoHabsGo #AHLRocket

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

BREAKING : I'll be giving my knee and hip to Carey Price as well as my wrists, hands and ankles to Shea Weber.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

The Canadiens have agreed to terms with RFA forward Kirby Dach on a four year contract with an AAV of 3.5M$. Details ➡️

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Fuck it. Poehling - Suzuki - Caufield Just do it @CanadiensMTL

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Guys. Honestly. When Jeff Petry gets traded elsewhere, don't fall off your chair if he suddenly and magically start becoming real Jeff Petry again. The dude hates Ducharme. He just wants out, it's so obvious.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

All these young guys being in the lineup tonight is refreshing : Cole Caufield Nick Suzuki Ryan Poehling Jesse Ylonen Alexander Romanov Justin Barron Jordan Harris #Habs #GoHabsGo

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2 years

#GoHabsGo first line : Suzuki : 11GP 6G 7A 13PTS +5 (23 YO) Caufield : 11GP 7G 5A 12PTS +1 (21 YO) Dach : 11GP 2G 5A 7PTS +1 (21 YO)

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

LMFAO I had no idea my troll reply would go this far. Simply shaking.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

What Ducharme is doing with Norlinder is the prime example of this organization having no idea what proper development is.

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@AbsCoverage

5 months

FUCKING FINALLY LETS GO BOYS 🔥🔥 #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Monahan = 6,375M$ Drouin = 5,5M$ Dadonov = 5M$ Byron = 3,4M$ Allen = 2,875M$ 23,15M$ off the books next summer.

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@AbsCoverage

4 months

Never disrespect Jake Evans ever again : 74GP 7G 18A 25PTS -1 NHL 4th line production all day and he's really good in this role at center. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

5 months

Dear Mr. David Reinbacher, Please, for the love of god, prove me wrong. I want to be so wrong about you, so go become an offensive two-way first pair NHL Dman and shut my damn mouth about you forever. Best regards. Alex #Habs #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Hockey Take : Marc-André Fleury's respectful personality > Nikita Kucherov's disrespectful personality.

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@AbsCoverage

1 year

Hear me out : Kent Hughes basically traded two second round picks for the potential of Alex Newhook. The players picked potentially at 31st & 37th are likely 3rd liners/4th/5th Dmen. They #GoHabsGo literally have so many options already in their system. This trade is smart.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Respect to the #Habs fans that still believe in the Stanley Cup series win. I have absolutely no idea how you guys do it, but respect!

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Jesperi Kotkaniemi. Love this kid. Love how he sees things, how he responds to medias' questions. I will fight to the end that he was worth the pick at 3rd.

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2 years

Reminder that Nick Suzuki signed 8 x 7,8

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2 years

So Trevor Zegras was right about Cole Caufield after all....

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3 years

The NHL has suspended the camera hole at the Bell Centre 1 game for dislocating two fingers of Montreal's Jeff Petry.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

Josh Anderson is under appreciated and it's a crime. #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Reminder that Filip Mesar & Joshua Roy are joining the Laval Rocket next season.

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Blocking everyone who calls Logan Mailloux an "abuser". He's not an abuser. I've had enough.

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@AbsCoverage

10 months

Imagine going to La Place Bell to watch this team play.

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@AbsCoverage

3 years

#Habs 2021 playoffs haters starter pack : - Played a choke team in Round 1 - Tavares/Muzzin weren't there - Played an unlucky team in Round 2 - Scheifele wasn't there - Drouin/Tatar don't count as missing players - North so weak anyway - They're lucky - Vegas in 3 - I'm salty

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Habs have re-fired former team head coach Dominique Ducharme.

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@AbsCoverage

6 days

35,14M$ AAV for the following players (6) : F Juraj Slafkovsky F Nick Suzuki F Cole Caufield F Kirby Dach F Alex Newhook D Kaiden Guhle Average of 5,86M$ AAV for the 6 players. Only 40 % of the full salary cap. #Habs #GoHabsGo

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@AbsCoverage

4 months

There are 11 defencemen that could make the #GoHabsGo next season : Barron Guhle Harris Hutson Kovacevic Mailloux Matheson Reinbacher Savard Struble Xhekaj 👀

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@AbsCoverage

2 years

Hear me out : Let's just watch Jo Drouin under Martin St-Louis. That's all I'm saying. #GoHabsGo

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2 years

#BREAKING : The @CanadiensMTL will select C Shane Wright 1st overall on thursday night, per source.

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