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Defend shitty fanworks. Embrace fanworks you hate. Encourage fanworks that is nothing you want. Cheer for folks who want to follow trends you despise.
You don't have to like it. You just have to allow it space to exist, like you would want for the works you love.
oh no that's too many notes. Just to cover my tracks: I am caught up to the manga, this was a highly truncated version of the story I simplified for the sake of humor. If this breaches containment plz leave me alone I was not made for this life.
Zoro accidentally coming out because homophobic bounty hunters make offhand jokes about how being gay makes you weak and Zoro is like "ah so if I'm gay I will be able to use it as a challenge to get even stronger" and then only years later realizes the full context of it.
@piesrzeckiego
So "shanks didn't want to pursue the one piece and disappointed buggy" is more of a reason than "accidentally forced me to swallow a map" but it definitely still doesn't match up to buggy's total bitterness in opla (I say in an adoring tone to his bitterness)
@gaypiratehell
1. Holy shit so good
2. I have to imagine for a brief second Sanji thought he was gonna die then and there
3. The makeup sex must have been... well I don't know if I'd say fantastic but certainly monumentous
I need to find a "Sanji is only familiar with men touching him when it's violent, and does not remotely know how to handle a gentle caress, and it freaks him out more than the kinkiest of sex" fic
Zeff as a fucked up dad is my jam, obvs, and I have to imagine that Sanji getting beaten up was something he accepted far too readily, but the first time Zeff beat someone up on Sanji's behalf probably had Sanji in utter awe for a month.
every once in a while I am overtaken by the desire to write kid!zoro and kid!sanji in a modern au where both have been adopted and are not adjusting well, but Zoro bites everyone and everything and Sanji is Trying to be tough but fails.
I am enamored by the idea of a modern au zoro raised wealthy by Mihawk, tutors galore, finest education imaginable, and he still went "is it about swords? Dont' care otherwise."
Favorite part of episode five is definitely Sanji looking at Luffy's "paid" bill and just going "No sir, thank you :)" clearly knowing Zeff is about to murder him.
--mutter mutter horny fic where Zoro is a virgin and gets hit with sex pollen or whatevs and Sanji has to awkwardly and embarrassedly guide him thru sex mutter mutter--
I feel like OPLA validated the " Sanji has hooked up with a bunch of popular characters at the Baratie" headcanon so much. You can even assume the casualness of Mihawk being there means Zeff did not lose his shit at a warlord showing up
@SailorFailures
I'm a new person now. I can't ever go back to the way I was. I love this so much. The fact this is not how it will go in canon will be what haunts me for the rest of my days. This is so fucking funny.
Bounty hunters make fun of a weakling for not using swords and Zoro is like "I should try not using swords so I can get stronger". Bounty hunters make fun of a guy taking up the ass and Zoro is like "I should
Here it is folks. Not sure I have anything to say I haven't already.
I'm done. It's over. All that's left is to find out if I told the story I set out to tell or not.
okay only peripherally related to this but I am now picturing a young bounty hunter Zoro learning of a poison that weakens the limbs of people and it's being used for trafficking, and when he sees the poison he goes "dope" and swigs it just to prove he can during the fight.
@gaypiratehell
Zoro accidentally stabbing Sanji and there's just awkward silence as they furiously try and clean the blood and bandage Sanji without anyone else finding out
@piesrzeckiego
His feelings are understandable, but buggy speaks very hyperbolically and dramatically, and is also a murderhobo in opla and I knew my husband's tone when he was speaking, and he was definitely thinking shanks committed a big ol atrocity or something
the ability to look at your old writing choices and make new writing choices that work within what you built is a hugely underrated skill, and one I think a lot of people underestimate.
It's interesting when ppl discuss if Oda planned out Sanji's story or not. Because we have just enough there, we have his name, his home sea mentioned, and his poster ruined. It could very well be Oda just using old elements, but also, if we can't actually tell, does it matter?
My favorite part of ship fandom in one piece is the amount of folks going "oda don't you DARE do romance. don't you DARE confirm any ships. oda you PROMISED. ODA."
Sanji probably: how are you a virgin??
Zoro probably: I don't see how sex would help me be a swordsman?? Idiot??
Sanji, twitching his eye over every last horny thing this guy has said in a fight: yeah all right sure
@sanjiluvbot
happy accidents like that in writing fiction are way more common than people think. Although I would love to know what those brothers would be named in the Naruto timeline.
Honestly I didn't see any chemistry between Nami and Zoro and opla I saw a dude and a gal having like, themes and parallels to each other, which is often exclusively reserved for romance when it's between men and women.
I know we have a "sanji who rejects his last name and takes zoro's" but consider "Zoro doesn't give a shit about his last name and doesn't want to go back to the community that let kuina died thinking she didn't have a chance."
We know Zeff probably never hugged Sanji so quick someone find in canon the first time Sanji gets hugged by a strawhat cuz that's probably the first time he's been hugged since his mom died.
I like opla more a second time cuz now I know what not to expect and so I can appreciate the little bits more. Like how in baratie when sanji gets the shit kicked out of him by kuroobi Usopp sorta grabs him for a second on the stairs
@gaypiratehell
And the snail moves its mouth. When the other person makes a noise. The associations... The proliferation of snail porn that probably exists in the one-piece world...
Husband: when you eventually write the "stuck in a wall" porn trope, it should be Zoro who is stuck in the wall
Me: ...why?
Husband: because Sanji's boobs aren't big enough.
@yuushishio
Taz's expression at the end was so good like. Goddamn this is such a different dynamic than in the manga, and seeing Sanji have this moment of just, utter kindness towards Luffy expressing such a thing, GOD
Why did opla give Sanji a satchel in Arlong park. I'm not against it I'm just amused. Doing his lil kick flips and he's got a lil bag just flipping along with him.
Mihawk - Zeff interactions (re: zosan) are amusing but if you really want to keep it thematically levelled you gotta have Mihawk interacting with Ivankov.
Sanji as a fictional character is so fascinating because he has so many flaws that integrate jarringly into the story that everyone has a different way of coping with it. Some folks make it better, some folks make it worse.
I want more portrayals where Chopper is very good at healthcare but all the books he uses for research are filled with misinfo so the books are just scribbled over with his notes. Give me that world government propaganda and Chopper is just like "No :("
One day I wanna write a Zeff & Sanji fic where we pick apart the fact that Zeff loves Sanji, and because he chooses to be a parent every day Sanji will be raised well, but also Zeff is kind of abusive and will leave new scars on Sanji's psyche
If you are interested in making positive changes in fandom and throw darkfic writers under the bus in the name of these changes, you are not interested in making positive changes. You are interested in being the one who controls what is and isn't popular.
Opla Sanji and Opla Zoro are basically different characters. Which means chances are if we wanna analyze them and their dynamic we can loosely take from the manga but I wouldn't recommend it
Everything about choppers backstory is existentially horrifying. Everyone he knew is dead. He's living far past what his lifespan is supposed to be. He went from being an adult reindeer to a human child in one bite of a devil fruit.
My unprompted hot take that no one asked for is that I want more modern aus that put more effort into translating the "luffy and gang are full blown anarchists" aspect of One Piece into modern day.
Like Sanji was never actively defended in Germa. At best he'd get comforted by Reiju afterwards. So Zeff actively defending him? That would have been new.
altho realistically Sabo would probably go to a wealthier school... eh I'll figure that out another day. I got too distracted by worldbuilding and forgot I just wanted to focus on the premise of Zoro being convinced Sanji is his best friend and Sanji thinking Zoro is bullying him
I think child Zoro would bully child Sanji a lot but not realize it until Sanji finally cries and then he'd go "Why is my best friend crying?? Weird!!"