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A seamless satirist of both the social & political aspects of life with a mind that is a synthesis of humour & cynicism. Also like dank memes.

Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2012
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3 years
What's her fault??
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Ishaq dar was on call, and Hamid Mir said, " ye ab kalma parh ke jhoot bolega." 😂
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7 months
DPO Dera Ghazi Khan Ahmad Mohiuddin is a hero who denied rigging yesterday and later got attacked by some people in his office. His family is also being threatened. Massive respect and salute to this officer. We need such people in our system!
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Did anyone notice how angrily hassan ali came out running from dressing room when fareed was misbehaving with asif ali? Also hassan ali was so angry that he was the first one to come in the ground to celebrate the win with naseem shah. The unity in our cricket team is beautiful.
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2 years
Murad Saeed was about to cry. 💔
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2 years
Indians: Pakistan bought the umpire. Pakistanis:
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2 years
Yes, i cried. I cried because pakistan has lost a sincere, brave and selfless person today.
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2 years
Looks like imran khan is wearing bulletproof jacket. Ya Allah protect this man.
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2 years
Disqualified, can't contest elections, zero political struggle, out from jail on bail and behaving like mother of democracy.
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2 years
We will never forget the night of 9 April and 24 May. Never!!
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2 years
Everyone left but this man didn't. He sat there all alone. Respect for Ali Muhammad Khan.
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2 years
Khan sahab is on fire. Just watch the video 🔥 🔥
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2 years
Imran khan's cracking voice is telling how much pain he's going through.
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2 years
INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS.
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3 years
He was crying man, i regret being rude to him. Cheer up bro, better luck next time 💚🇵🇰
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2 years
Thank you PDM for uniting pakistanis all around the world.
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2 years
PML N right now :
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2 years
یہ سب کیوں نہیں گرفتار ہوئے تھے؟
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2 years
Gharida farooqi, Saleem safi, Hamid mir and Geo news finally found an empty spot in Imran Khan's jalsa.
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1 year
Remember this guy? Look, he's addressing PTI jalsa today. ♥️💚🔥
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2 years
Live from lahore. Tanks vs Innocent citizens of Pakistan. Wow!!
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2 years
Man is back in his form. Same old Khan full of energy 💪🏻
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2 years
Ahmad ali butt took Iffat omar to the cleaners 😂😂
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2 years
Someone just said "Kinna sohna lag reya aen sherrr." ❤️
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2 years
Many people laughed at him when he told that "Conspiracy is being hatched behind closed doors to take my life."
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2 years
Naseem shah took revenge of Asif ali, he was damn angry after hitting the winning shot.
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2 years
"They thought they got rid of us, now they're not gonna get rid of us." -Mathew Hayden
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2 years
Seeing Emmanuel Macron in pain is so therapeutic. ♥️♥️
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7 months
“Kya matlab? Hum log Geo news pe bhi haar rahe hain?”
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7 months
National and international media presence at PTI's press conference. 🔥
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2 years
Picture of the day.
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2 years
A man just donated 70m rupees from karachi and said i have no name you can just call me "Allah ka banda."
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2 months
The man, The Myth, The Legend. 🔥
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Rana Sanaullah is losing. This is therapy my friends.
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2 years
مجھے میرا سامان بھی نہیں لینے دیا انہوں نے. مجھے پتا تھا نجم سیٹھی ایک گھٹیا آدمی ہے لیکن یہ نہیں پتہ تھا کہ اتنا گھٹیا نکلے گا.
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2 years
Placard of the day.
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Bilawal bhutto zardari has become the first person in the world who is doing paid internship as a foreign minister of Pakistan.
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She is not Imran Khan’s relative and has been elected as deputy speaker of KP assembly. That’s what you call women empowerment.
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PTI’s Suraiya Bibi has been Elected as Deputy Speaker KP Assembly by getting 87 Votes!
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7 months
Mohammad Zubair, who was a PML N leader, is speaking more in favour of PTI than his brother Asad Umer, who was a very close ally of Imran Khan. Hate to say this, but Asad Umer is such a coward and petty man.
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2 years
اللہ تعالی نیوٹرلز کو جہنم میں اعلی مقام عطا کرے.
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2 years
Angelina Jolie, Mufti Menk, Yusuf chambers and rapid response team from Palestine reached Pakistan to help flood victims but Malala Yousafzai who is a pakistani is busy at UNICEF taking pictures with priyanka chopra and other celebrities. Priorities!!
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Imran khan is on fire.
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Once PML N sent their supporters to the stadium during multan sultans match so they can chant "cheeni chor, cheeni chor" at Ali tareen. Today the same guy is shaking hands with hamza shehbaz 😂🤣
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Visuals of Arshad Sharif's janaza. He must be smiling right now from somewhere up in the heavens after seeing how much people love him. Alwida Arshad sharif 💔💔
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Nawaz Sharif called benazir bhutto "peeli taxi and threw her doctored vulgar pics from helicopters aur tumhara baap aur bhai uske sath government banane ka plan kar rahe hain. Kuch tou sharam kro tum log!
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Said it before will say it again - matter of pride to NOT be a PTI supporter 🙂
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2 years
Alhumdolilah! Setting off on a new journey following my Nikkah today to the best woman on the planet. Please remember us in your prayers for a happy ever after. ♥️
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There is always a video. 😉
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5 years
"Humne Burger aur pizza kha kar bhi England ko haraya, jo har waqt gym main bethe rehte hain wo haar gaye."
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Same positive attitude, same fearless body language, wearing his sunglasses, fully dressed up. KING IMRAN KHAN FOR YOU GUYS. 🔥🔥🔥
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7 months
Khan sahab rn. 🥹
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7 months
Today, a mother avenges her son. Salute to the brave lady, Rehana Dar. 🫡
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2 years
When Imran khan said some people are making plans to assassinate me i literally felt the pain in my heart. Ya Allah this person is really important for Pakistan and it's citizens. Please keep him safe from all the evils.
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3 years
This hurts man, this hurts. We love you guys. 🇵🇰💚
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2 years
According to Imran Riaz khan Establishment is planning to disqualify Imran khan and ban PTI. If this happens then it will worsen the situation even more.
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2 years
Aur dekho ehd-e-wafa jaise cringe dramay aur inhe sar pe charhao.
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2 years
Their obsession with Imran khan is unreal. Calm down dude Imran khan doesn't even know that you exist.
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2 years
Neche ajao girjao gey. Khan sahab behaving like a mom 😭😂
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8 months
The anger and faith in his eyes. Barrister Gohar, you're a champion.
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2 years
Sir she can't come back but you can go visit her. ❤️
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2 years
The new name of Islamabad toll plaza is Neutral toll plaza.
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2 years
Didn't know one day I'd be typing this but Imran Khan has left prime minister house. When i heard this news it made me emotional.
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2 years
The person who leaked the data will be investigated but the person and his family whose data got leaked that tells they made billions of rupees won't be investigated. Welcome to Pakistan!!
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2 years
In 28 years of my life i have never seen a live press conference of two generals talking about politics, showing their innocence and asking people to trust them. 😂
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2 years
Me when black vigo reaches outside my house.
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7 months
Fazl ur Rehman is revealing everything now. Before rushing to praise him, remember he was the Head of PDM that brought down Imran Khan’s government. He was equally involved in the conspiracy against IK just like the rest.
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2 years
When courts are calling you vs. When you finally get NRO.
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ISPR says Imran Khan’s allegations against Maj Gen Faisal Naseer are "baseless and irresponsible." How can they give Gen Faisal clean chit without any investigation? Army officers are above the law? Are they angels? They can't make any mistakes? This is beyond disgusting.
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Ye wohi haina jo kehta tha "If I ever become the coach of Pakistan cricket team then I'll tell teach them how to play cricket."
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Shah Mahmood Qureshi is on absolute fire. 🔥
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2 years
Just look at Bilawal's expressions. Same here dude, same here. 😂😂
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2 years
Hamid mir and Gharida farooqi are saying Azam swati's video is fake. When and how did they watch it? And why didn't they tell anyone? And how do they know that the video is available on dark web??
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1 year
سب بچے مل کے پڑھو !
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Maryam Nawaz Sharif
1 year
سب بچے مل کے پڑھو ! #LahoreRejectsFitna
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Saw some people making memes on him, just wanted to tell this guy is the first deaf engineer of pakistan, he can't speak properly but still he's working for deaf community of pak, kindly watch out.
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2 years
Please don't post or share the leaked private video of Pervaiz Rasheed. We may politically disagree with him but i strongly condemn this. No one has the right to invade someone's privacy. This disgusting trend of blackmailing people must stop here immediately!!
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174 people are hooting at Ali Muhammad khan, passing negative comments but still he is standing there, speaking like a tiger and defending his leader.
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Narendra Modi watching India losing a world cup final in Narendra Modi Stadium is the most peaceful thing to witness today.
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2 years
Never mess with cool-headed person like Asif ali or else his friends like naseem shah will wreck you up.
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2 years
The face you make when 170+ people are against you but you have Allah by your side.
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Imran Khan tweets against Joe Biden. PDM government:
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سوچا کپتان کی جدوجہد کی یاد تازہ کر دوں.
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Virat Kohli's arrogance in the mud. 🔥
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7 months
Journalists who speak against PTI are now condemning this massive rigging. Baat yahan tak agai hai, kuch tou Allah ka khauf karlo yaar.
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Listening to Imran Khan's twitter space.
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Rana Sanullah removes Rana Sanullah from ECL.
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Ali Moeen Nawazish.
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7 months
Meanwhile, in Pakistan, a muslim country, you can't take a Palestinian flag inside the cricket stadium.
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BREAKING: Brazil ended all diplomatic ties with Israel.
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8 year old me checking my mom's mood before asking for money:
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2 years
Neutrals are not Neutral, Neutrals were never neutral, neutrals will never be neutral.
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Well done khan sahab.
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"anay do na tang kro bachon ko." Yar i love this man. ❤️
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1 year
Scenes. 🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
When imran khan was in power vs. PDM government in power.
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2 years
کامران اکمل بھی کافی گھٹیا انسان نکلا.
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2 years
92 main bhi nawaz sharif chor tha aur ab bhi chor hai. 😍
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2 years
If you live near D-chowk please provide water to people there. There are women, children and old people. Please help them.
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2 years
Ab space main khali jaga kaise dhunde hum?
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2 years
Indian has been Dis-Kohli-fied from t20 world cup 2022.
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7 months
Rana Sanaullah has officially lost. Even rigging couldn't save him. Inject this into my veins. 🔥
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1 year
Inside corps commander's house. Hun aram aey???
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2 years
Today, I am joining PTI's Official Social Media Team; I promise to adhere to Code of Conduct. Any past tweets flagged for even remotely violating the code of conduct will be deleted. Thanks to all members of PTI Family for the support, together we will make Naya Pakistan, iA!
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