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@abbsurd

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

@Secneww_ i don't think a single woman has actually liked me in my life

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

mer is literally makima

mer ^_~ ☆

@mersweb

2 years

who’s a good dog? #チェンソーマン #chainsawman

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@CannotHaveSex it only gets worse

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

i only obsessed over you for 2 years and thats it

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@AbroadInJapan @ManNatsuki natsuki needs a cigarette! 😭

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jonathon

@abbsurd

4 years

nah zias and adin duo is the funniest shit i've seen in years

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

😂 @Virtyyyy

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

Because boys feel entitled

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@ShannonSharpe straight from the ocean😂

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@Diegosrovaf look like the yellow brick road😂

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jonathon

@abbsurd

9 months

@doxie_gay the eyeliner😍

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@itaiTikTok なにしているの

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

LMFAO. @icy

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@Zvbear now this is America

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

Bro really put his finger on the A button ahahahaha. @icy

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@Ravenkliff @lmpressiveCock nahhh😂

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

a girl is a gun

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jonathon

@abbsurd

9 years

dude i saw his avi for the 1st time and deadass thought that's what it saiddd

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@NathanZed

9 years

I would actually consider voting for @RealBenCarson if he made this small adjustment to his twitter avi

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

@DogfieId gave my paycheck away on multiple occasions shieeet

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@itaiTikTok なんでこの男が怒鳴りつけるの、マジで大嫌いだな僕、外人だけど本当になんか言いたいこの状況がすごくヤバい...もういいよ

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

Someone earned a journalistic degree somewhere and is currently on a payroll to generate these articles

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@CNN

8 years

Would Donald Trump have killed the gorilla?

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jonathon

@abbsurd

4 years

@bugposting thats why nicotine and alcohol go so well together

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

Nah dog it's literally common courtesy if you asked her out

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

I'M SCREAMINNNNGG THIS LOOK @BBY_BAT

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

@BASEDSAVAGE_ @kobefisher_ @FISHINGFORSCALE cant wait to wear this to my asian family reunion thank you based

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@Gfdfnnk @itaiTikTok 悲しいなぁ

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

i wish the buttress would fuckn murder me

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@shonenknives probably in alabama that's why

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

no this is how im gna drive rn

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

stupid dumb male brain idiot boy moment

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@itaiTikTok 精神疾患のか

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@cuttyisspoiled @Jai_Not_Nice man😭😭

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

god why is the sky so blue

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@takigare3 これで、なにがあったｗ

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

@UnkleDell thts called bein a man!

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jonathon

@abbsurd

6 years

i need the living shit beaten out of me

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

@linnibu cuz nothing happens lol there are no consequences, why don't you guys actually tell them to stop or break up with these kinds of people if you don't like it lmfao. everyone hates it so much but where's the action

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

i'm not even worthy of looking at this 😭

Christina

@spanishcvndy

8 years

Hello

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

when she calls u a disgusting loser piece of shit :)

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

wish my crush talked 2 me like dis

popular slut

@kindslut

7 years

come here bitch I wanna kiss you

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

me and who

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

New GT: GoD Astro. Ysdra is silvered.

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

😹

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

my depression will never go away, i will suffer and struggle with depression and anxiety for the rest of my life. when i was younger i thought that it would disappear one day. now i understand that this is just how my life will be until the day i die

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@whorescut everybody else should be ugly compared to ur girlfriend

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jonathon

@abbsurd

9 years

New GT: Ysdra

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

she is so funny omg

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jonathon

@abbsurd

4 years

@northstardoll @cloudy_girI i still have a stuffed animal that i made back in kindergarten

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 months

she is God im nothing

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

everyday when i wake up & hucci mama tweeted while i was asleep

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

@shojopicture i wish she lived

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

i'm not in the moooooood i'm not really ever in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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jonathon

@abbsurd

6 years

mexican gamertags be like: 1Nfz 6oodnt1vez

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@whorescut Hungry Fatchick

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@SystemUpdate_ this was a great segment on its history and the pentagon papers, thank you

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

can i hug you while i watch u play zelda

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

@ahleeeeeu "i've been workin here for 15 years"...

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@itaiTikTok 今日、これでいいや

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

@fkahucci omg it's so bad

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

all i wanted to do was get lunch???

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

girl that smokes cigarettes with me

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jonathon

@abbsurd

6 years

I do the correct thing and die episode XXXXXX weeeeeeeeee

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

i was meant to sleep by the waterfall in the morning not in a manmade room with artificial lights

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

hey what's up hello🤣

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@Zvbear

1 year

Wow this is better than the original 🔥

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

i love everything abt being with girls

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jonathon

@abbsurd

4 months

@wydronin did emil die where has he gone

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jonathon

@abbsurd

9 years

why am i such a sensitive piece of shit

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jonathon

@abbsurd

4 months

oh he was heated "any decor"😂

noodle :D

@qnoodledoodles

4 months

TO FREEDOM 💥💥💥💥

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

god is a girl

chevelle

@wtfchevelle

8 years

the sun is rude but i love her

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jonathon

@abbsurd

3 years

imagine walking into a white man's apartment which looks like this and still choosing to fuck lol...

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@BiggBoi5033 @ShannonSharpe skip "sure"😂😂

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

i'm all ears hucci 😸

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

who wanna hold hands wit me and watch halloweentown

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

@DogfieId i cant even say

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@Zvbear devious activity

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

prada wallet w $5 in it

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

ya'll had better not ever disrespect Super Bass like that again

Music Mania 🎶

@TheMusicManiacs

7 years

Which Debut Rap Album is better? 👑 RT - 'Invasion Of Privacy' - Cardi B LIKE - 'Pink Friday' - Nicki Minaj

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

why're you gripping that sandwich so damn hard chief😭

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

im sorry mom im sorry dad

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

yes im really mentally ill yes i do rock back n forth in my room

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

"I think we're more smarter" -Sleepytime

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jonathon

@abbsurd

5 years

sex havers on this website be like

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

severe mental illness

🍒🇮🇶

@whorescut

1 year

drink more then half my days intake 😨

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

if u do not literally get on ur hands n knees n worship every selfie she graces ur eyes with then what r you doing with ur life

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

i am so UGLY

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jonathon

@abbsurd

6 years

ya'll just dug this memory from my skull huh

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

gm

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

i cant standpeople that abuse animals i will fucking kill you

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@NostalgiaFolder bring back this design language somehow

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

30 a G

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jonathon

@abbsurd

8 years

*falls dramatically & dies*

chevelle

@wtfchevelle

8 years

🔋💚🔫💶

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jonathon

@abbsurd

1 year

@kisyo_story 下らない🤦‍♂️

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jonathon

@abbsurd

6 years

TREES.

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jonathon

@abbsurd

7 years

plz adopt me

Tiffany Ray

@xxxorcist_

7 years

every halloween im gonna take out the exact robe that norman bates wore that cost me $3,000 and cook my son breakfast in it

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jonathon

@abbsurd

2 years

i am going to be fucking sick

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