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@Abasa2024

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Beauty with brains & banter. Instagram model by day, meme queen by night. Fluent in sarcasm, flirting, and making bank. @manutd diehard supporter.

Uganda,Rwanda East Africa
Joined March 2022
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@Abasa2024
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The Importance of Milk 🥛** Milk is more than just a beverage; it's a powerhouse of nutrition! Here’s why it’s essential: 1. Nutrient-Rich: Packed with calcium, protein, vitamins B12 and D, milk supports overall health. 2. Bone Health: Regular consumption helps prevent
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@Abasa2024
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@theMadridZone @GuillermoRai_ Real Madrid is the most corrupt football club on the planet.
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@Abasa2024
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2 years
Having sex when it's raining is nice especially when roofing is zinc, you feel like people are clapping 👏 for you😂
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2 months
@MadridXtra That guy is very hilarious
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2 years
May God 🙏 take me if I ever become a gay🌈❌❌😂
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2 months
@AfricanHub_ Everyday I pray for this young man to be safe.
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2 years
Imagine after sex then u hear some children in the window saying"let's go they have finished"🙄🙆😂
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2 years
Women should stop giving us sex until we marry them, Speaking on behalf of all men😉😂
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2 months
Dear Elon. The suspension has been too long. I promise to be good. And I love you so much
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2 years
My wallpaper 🥰
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2 years
When the food is sweet, we clean the plate with tongue 👅, if you know you know 😎
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2 years
Now why is she happy?😂😂🚮
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@Abasa2024
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2 years
Dear future wife, the only time we will be in clothes is when we have visitors 🤗💀😏
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@Abasa2024
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1 year
Dm for affordable suicide ropes💀, support my hustle😒
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2 years
Men after receiving news that sex in hell is free of charge 😂😂
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1 year
A Sugar mummy in Kenya vs sugar mummy in Uganda😂💀
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Her: " my child only speaks English" The child: "Mummy, the remote she's where?" 😂😂
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2 years
I stopped visiting people's house when a little boy tried to stab me with a knife and the mam was like "don't move he will cry"🙄😏🚮
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2 years
No woman will be burried virgin as long as I work in the mortuary 😁💀🤗
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2 years
Drop your handles let's connect 🍀🍀🍀
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@Abasa2024
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2 years
Good morning Twitter Family 🤗
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2 years
Sometimes I wish am a girl, no stress, just lieing, having 19 boyfriends, cheating and wearing 1 black bra everyday 😅🥲
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2 years
I can't wait to reach Heaven and I start dating angels😌😆
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2 years
It's sad how people change from exchanging saliva to not talking to each other again 🥺
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2 years
Dating a short girl is cool until she goes offline for 3 weeks because her fon📞 is on the fridge and can't reach it😆🤣
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2 years
At my age, my Dad still changes TV channel whenever they are kissing, me I just smile and say this man doesn't know me😂😅
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2 years
Active?, Drop your usernames let's follow you Asap 🌴🌴
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2 years
Call me stingy but I will never fall in love in December, 30 days masturbation doesn't kill 😂✌️
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2 years
If she says "let me come on top" she wants to satisfy herself. You have failed as a man🥲💀💀
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2 years
I was moving this morning and my finger accident entered the private part of a random woman and it refused to move out until they called police 😒🥲
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2 years
Please let's learn to respect pregnant women, it's not easy to carry evidence of sex in public 😂🤣
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2 years
Pregnant ladies and their troubles🙌, which one is "Hun switch off your phone it's smelling"🙄
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2 months
@AfricanHub_ That Guy is a patriot
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2 years
Being single is so good until u get horny 😒
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2 years
Imagine if our private parts were kept by our parents, wat would you say u want them for?😂😂
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2 years
As you are planning to splash money this December, don't forget January has 62days😂🙌
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2 years
Drop your handles let's connect
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2 years
Imagine being asked to have sex with someone whose age is ur battery percentage 😂🙄
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1 year
Following back whoever likes and rts this fast 🔥🤳🌇
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2 years
Follow🙏 fastest Rts ‼️ likes ⭕ comments ⛔
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2 years
Am tired of masturbation, I really need a galfriend 🥺💔
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2 years
Drop your handles let's connect 🌴🌴🌴
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2 years
I thought I was addicted to prostitutes until they increased prices from 5k to 8k per shot😒
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2 years
Dear heart ❤️, your duty is to pump blood, stop falling in love🥺😔
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2 years
I don't miss my ex, I only miss her private parts 🥲💔
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2 years
A real woman will sleep on the floor when the husband brings the side chick home 😂😂
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1 year
Drop your handles let's follow you now 🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
What next after accidentally sending porn in a church watsap group 😁
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2 years
Connect with fastest retweeters and Drop your handles let's follow you 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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2 years
Am following back all Rts ➕ Comments ✍️
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2 years
Drop your handles we follow you 🔥🔥
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2 years
Good morning Twitter Family 🤗
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2 years
The more u continue to be stingy with your Nyash, the more we shall do with our money ✌️😹
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2 years
Normalize following back small accounts, you all once had zero followers 😏
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2 years
Good morning Twitter family 🤗
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2 years
The moment I see boobs is when my brain stops working😌
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2 years
Imagine we are in heaven eating our daily bread 🍞 and Satan pass with KFÇ dish 🍟🍝🍕. Gals will be like Satie baby 😍🙆🤣
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2 years
I don't know why pregnant women like demanding impossible things, Now where will I get lion milk from?🙄🥲
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2 years
This app will kill me one day 😂😂
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2 years
In my village, the population is always the same because when a gal gets a belly🤰, the guy leaves for city 😂🙌
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2 years
The motivational speaker that advised me not to give up, has committed suicide this evening 🙆😒😂
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1 year
@gain_engene 🏃‍♀️
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1 year
Drop your handles let's follow you now ⚡🌼🔥
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2 years
I never liked the idea of being a Step Father. But for this young girl's case is different, she won my heart😊
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2 years
Goodmorning Twitter Family🤗
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1 year
Small accounts matter 🥳🥳, drop your handles let's follow you now 🔥✅☘️💯
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2 years
I thought I had seen it all, until I saw a slay queen using fork to drink water 😂😂
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2 years
I only tweet for fun if you feel attacked it's up on you and your dull mind😂🙌
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2 years
Active?🧸 Drop your handles let's follow you Asap🍓🍑💦
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@Naturinda96 What does hair have to do with intelligence?
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2 years
I nolonger see Twitter for IPhone what happened? Are we all now using tecno😂💀
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2 years
BRO CODE THREAD 👇👇 1. A bro must always carry condom in his wallet Incase of emergency
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2 years
Drop your handles let's connect ❤️🌸💖
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When I die, I wish it's early morning so that I don't have to go to work that day for no reason 🥺💔
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What's up is back, sorry for any inconveniences caused🙏😁
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@JamalPacman 🍀❤️🔥
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1 year
Active 🔥⚡, Comment with your handles let's follow you now 🌴🦑
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2 years
May God strengthen the hearts of those who lost their lives in fire outbreak😭😎
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2 years
We are villagers from humble families, old houses, local towns with sad stories😰, we are hustling not to impress anyone. Please don't wish us to fail🙏
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2 years
Follow all rts, comments and likes. 🍀💯❤️🔥
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2 years
My biggest dream is to say to my mom "Now you can relax, it's my turn to make you happy"♥️♥️
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I vomited 3 times today in the presence of my mam and she has been me looking at angrily, Should I tell her that a man can't get pregnant🤰🤦😂
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2 years
Always dress well and act calm so that when you fart in public no one will suspect you 😁😅
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2 years
Goodmorning Family ❤️❤️🍀🤗
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It's not that I like cheating, it's just that I hate seeing single ladies😌😹
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Facts about this place
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2 years
My brother don't be a boring boyfriend cum inside her and then go down near the 🍑 and shout "Swim my children,swim"😎
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2 years
Good morning Twitter family 🤗
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1 year
Connect with all reposters and drop your handles ❤️❤️
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1 year
Drop your handles let's follow each other now🌱🌴☘️❤️
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2 years
Avoid women who think 5k is less money 😏
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2 years
This legend is still in our hearts, RIP bro🥺💔😁
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1 year
Repost and drop off ur handles let's follow you 🌼👑⚡
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2 years
We are connecting with the fastest retweeters ASAP✅✅✅
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