Biden jokes with a reporter: "You're stuck with me as president for a while, kid. There's no way out. You've got me for at least another 100 days or so."
Feels like a good time to let everyone know I’ll be moderateing the next debate on Hulu. I won’t allow this kind of chicanery to go on. Shame on you CNN.
Comedies on the whole aren’t as good as the 2000’s because we don’t have the main character do something silly and then cut immediately to a monkey reacting to the situation
Kids in movies always play hide and seek with adults and the adults are like pretending to be a coat hanger
If I were in the position I’d be holding rainbow six angles checking the sight lines, that kid would be mad as hell
The fact that chick fil a’s marketing is all about cows saying eat more chick despite an abundance of dairy is like the cows saying “we do not wanna be killed and eaten but DO NOT stop milking out shit bro that’s euphoric”