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Writer/ Musician/ Author / I'm on Amazon, Audible, Spotify, iTunes, etc / Tourette's Syndrome sufferer & advocate / STL Cardinals and Banana Ball Fan

Joined July 2021
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@AaronVarble
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@HumansNoContext Of course, she's fake, but she could be pushing buttons with no god-awful music playing and people would still show up to watch her bounce around on stage.
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@AaronVarble
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WTF did this overenthusiastic girl just put on Bowens’ finger? #AEW #AEWDoN #AEWDoubleorNothing
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@FightHaven Dude pulled off that Street Fighter bonus level in IRL.
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1 year
@FightHaven All I heard was "please stand clear of doors," over and over again. He was just helping her out.
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@AaronVarble
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@TSFights Dude had all the reason in the world to be upset.
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@FightHaven Dude did nothing wrong. There should be Marshal Law on anyone filming a TikTok video in public.
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@FightHaven There needs to be an arrest made.
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@FightHaven I think those guys were just angry that they were holding back major attraction for each other...
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1 year
@FightHaven None of these clips are from WWE
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@ClownWorld_ She's lucky he pulled that punch and didn't follow through...
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@AaronVarble
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6 months
SmackDown set for a change. Kevin Patrick is out. No replacement named yet. Reason I was given: “It just wasn’t working out.”
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@FightHaven She wasn't going to stop swinging, and it looks like she had some fire behind those punches.
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@FightHaven Bro deserves a raise.
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@SchoolFights4U This is why it's always important to pay attention to the action in frame if you're going to whip out your camera phone...
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@crazyclipsonly I hope she’s already in prison
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@FightHaven How do you run out of crunchwraps? Every item on the menu has the same ingredients.
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1 year
We're giving away $100 in $DUMMY and 2 #ApeHaterClub NFTs. LIKE, RETWEET, & FOLLOW @dummycoineth @SrPetersETH @AaronVarble @dpaulvegas & TAG 2 DEGENS! MUST BE IN SPACES TO WIN!!
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@FightMate She’s never asking her neighbor for a cup of sugar again.
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We're giving out 1 @GodHatesNFTees OG and 150 in $DUMMY on space AS SOON AS WE HIT 300 PEOPLE. All you have to do is follow @dummycoineth @SrPetersETH @AaronVarble @NoShillBill LIKE & RETWEET THIS TWEET -- MUST BE IN SPACE TO CLAIM! DON'T BE A #DUMMY ! #DUMMYArmy
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@FightHaven This guy invented the saying, “f*ck around and find out.”
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@FightHaven Teacher/parent day was never this fun when I was in school…
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@FightHaven That extra $.25 on Little Debbie snack cakes adds up...
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1 year
Have you heard that $DUMMY is taking over? JUMP IN SPACE WE'RE GIVING AWAY $250 WORTH OF $DUMMY! LIKE & RETWEET FOLLOW @dummycoineth @AaronVarble @AbsentFromThebs and @SrPetersETH MUST BE ON SPACES! #DUMMYRevolution #DUMMYRich #DUMMYCoin
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We're giving away one #ApeHaterClub NFT in #TwitterSpaces ! Must LIKE & RETWEET THIS TWEET, FOLLOW @dummycoineth @TheRealMelvinAi @AbsentFromThebs @AaronVarble MUST BE IN SPACES TO WIN & HOLD $DUMMY TO WIN! #DUMMYHasUtility
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We're giving away $100 in $DUMMY on #TwitterSpaces this morning! Like, retweet, follow @SrPetersETH @dummycoineth @GodHatesNFTees & @AaronVarble MUST BE IN SPACES TO WIN! Let's celebrate the pump together!
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@SharikaSoal84 All that wasted ice cream makes me sad. 🍦 😢
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1 year
Why yes, the #GodHatesNFTees marketplace will AUTOMATICALLY OFFER TO CONVERT ETH TO WETH FOR YOU WITH A RIDICULOUSLY LOW GAS FEE!!! HOLY SH*T @SrPetersETH !!! You're a mad man! LFG! #DVDATheCult #ApeHaterClub #NFTs #NFTCommunity @GodHatesNFTees
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@ClownWorld_ I’m not a fan of this Supermarket Sweep reboot…
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@detectfights Lady who was crying at the end learned what "f*ck around and find out" meant.
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1 year
We are giving away a #DVDATheCult Pass on spaces. To win you must retweet, like, follow @GaryTheSock @DrMadDegen @AaronVarble & @NoShillBill Winner must be on spaces to win, and speak for 5 minutes when they win.
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@Captain__Blast That would be some amazing creative.
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@AaronVarble
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8 months
I promised @elonmusk that I wouldn't share our text messages, but I felt like it, $DORK. #DORKCoin @SrPetersETH #GodHatesNFTees
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@AaronVarble
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I love this man. #GodHatesNFTees
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. @SrDVDA is giving away one of his favorite #GodHatesNFTeesMutants !!! TO WIN YOU MUST: LIKE & RETWEET! Follow: @AbsentFromThebs @AaronVarble @miss_ladylaw @dummycoineth Unfollow: @dpaulvegas
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1 year
@Texas_Made956 What's the "truth?" This video has no audio, and it's from LiveLeak, so it's obviously so dated that I am really wondering what kind of relevance you're trying to grasp from sharing such an old clip.
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We're giving away one DVDA Pass on #TwitterSpaces today. Like, retweet, follow @DVDATheCult @dummycoineth @AaronVarble @Drewdroid24 & Tag 2 degens to enter! MUST BE IN SPACES TO WIN! $DUMMY #DummyArmy #DUMMYHasUtility
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@FightHaven @GamebredFighter Ariel Helwani plays the nerd who's never seen drugs before so well.
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@FightHaven "Can I ask about your father? He has been to jail as well" .... I love @arielhelwani
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1 year
I got really high and made this, and now you're looking at it. Isn't Twitter fun with #GodHatesNFTees ?
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@FightHaven Dude was like “I seen UFC fellers do this on the TV” … nope.
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@NoContextHumans Dude deserved it if you see the full clip.
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I couldn't help it, because I'm such a damn degen. #quirkies
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@FightHaven Gotta make the most out of those tickets.
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@FightHaven Dude behind the counter probably wasn't even supposed to be there that day...
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1 year
A new way to flip #NFTs ! LFG $DUMMY!!
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Introducing Rafldex. The worlds first and premiere raffle marketplace. Enjoy P2P raffles and join us as we set the gold standard for raffle platforms. Take control of your luck. #RAFLDEX
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1 year
LFG!!! Trust the process. Zero promises. Overdeliver. Have fun. #GodHatesNFTees #ApeHaterClub #DVDATheCult #MutantGodHatesNFTees
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Since Twitter targeted my other account, because I'm a robot ... beep bop boop bob teach me how to feel feelings ... all of my GM memes are trashed. So here are a bunch of GMs all together, #GodHatesNFTees ... even if it's technically the afternoon, it'll be morning eventually.
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LISTEN MFers! Great things come to those who are patient. @SrPetersETH is building. No hype. No influencers. All real. $DUMMY has uses other coins could never dream of. Raffle DAPP and Degen Sea will change the way we sell NFTs. Trust the process. #DUMMY #DUMMYRich
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@ClownWorld_ Imagine running out of gas and THIS is the first station you get to...
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@AaronVarble
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1 year
@ClownWorld_ CVS sells dildos?! Why don't they advertise that?
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@AaronVarble
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If you buy $DORK today, you hit the jackpot... @SrPetersETH #GodHatesNFTees #DORKCoin
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Congrats, @miss_ladylaw on becoming an influencer! $DUMMY #DUMMYCoin #DUMMY29 #DUMMYArmy
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@FightHaven You’re not getting any seconds today.
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I wonder how many people think this is what @DownstaitBand looks like...
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What else do you need, $DORK?! @SrPetersETH is building, so jump in before it 🚀
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Today's the day to pump it, $DORK!
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We're giving away one Ape Hater Club on #TwitterSpaces TONIGHT!! LIKE, RETWEET, follow @GodHatesNFTees @TheVintageBeard @AbsentFromThebs @SrPetersETH MUST BE IN SPACES TO WIN! #NFTGiveaway #DUMMYHasUtility $DUMMY
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Would you like to buy a vowel, $DORK? #DORKCoin @SrPetersETH #WheelOfFortune
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1 year
Blown away right now. I was just sent this dope #ApeHaterClub #HarryPotter cow skin out of nowhere. I'm just a POS who has a phone that can host spaces for his community. Appreciate it @TheCheebus69 . $DUMMY #DUMMYHasUtility #DUMMYRich #DUMMYRevolution
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We're giving $DORK away to 4 people in @catsncraft_ space. We already have 1 winner ( @Big_Shineee ) You must tag @BarackObama #DORKCoin #BigMike and use $DORK in your reply.
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@FightHaven Joe Rogan doing color commentary with his facial expression ...
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Been a minute, here's a meme, $DORK
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@FightHaven She told her checkout time was at 11
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GM. I think it’s Sunday, but life is a blur at this point… IYKYK #DVDATheCult #GodHatesNFTees #GodHatesNFTeesMaxi #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation
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The world is about to change. The bulls will run again. Welcome to $DUMMY. Your bags will thank you. #DVDATheCult $DUMMY #DUMMY #DUMMYRevolution #DUMMYCoin #DUMMYArmy #DUMMYAllDay @SrPetersETH @GodHatesNFTees @GHNFTsCommunity #MemeCoin
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I like @GodHatesNFTees OGs. The team in charge will be in charge to make the proper announcement to explain in details. That is all for now, $DUMMY
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#DORKCoin keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going... @SrPetersETH $DORK
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Nobody wants a depressed space host. Only 6 people know, who need to know, but you're all dope. I'm sorry.
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In case you needed a reminder why people are stocking up on $DUMMY and #GodHatesNFTees #DUMMYHasUtility @SrPetersETH @dummycoineth
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