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Aaron Isaacs

@AaronIsaacs69

5 days

Obese white guy at wendys ordering a bacon triple stack: I'm the elite race

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Bacon cheeseburgers are prime white man's food. Jews can't eat bacon. Muslims can't eat bacon. Indians can't eat beef. Other non-whites will probably get sick from cheese due to lactose intolerance.

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There should be a movie about a senator who keeps getting bonked in the head and each bonk changes his politics

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Sen. John Fetterman rear ends driver, is taken to hospital ‘out of an abundance of caution’

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this is a first for me

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And here's Porch

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They look like parents of a kid named Porch who is absolutely ruining their Montessori teachers’ lives

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@88mugsy88 yeah only 15 terrifying minutes later

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@DaveMcNamee3000 @bethbourdon I found Porch

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@halomancer1 the backwards feet got me lmao

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@JordanUhl Hes aging rapidly

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@nikicaga @abram_facts lol

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@88mugsy88 it was thin crust so it would have been cold regardless

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@MargBarAmerica @libsoftiktok I thought you meant you were gonna fast for 30 days about it

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@SheepDogLegend @jakeshieldsajj source: info wars

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in 8 months we will find out that the fly is actually Sacha baron cohen

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@jakeshieldsajj @SheepDogLegend maybe worry about that instead of trashing a victim of police brutality

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@XlXGLITCHXlX @stillgray @jimjimmiejames sad!

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@jbfan911 is that the guy from suits?

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1 year

@halomancer1 also jamie Foxx's daughter said he's fine and playing a lot of pickleball

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1 year

prison for murder

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Jason's been to New York. Jason's been to space. Where else should Jason go?

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@elonmusk @flcnhvy @RationalEtienne @chrish7985 @rlyrlysryDave

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3 years

@freshhel I called 3 times over ten minutes and left two voice-mails, one saying I was there with the food and one saying I had to leave to make another delivery. truly baffled.

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@SaeedDiCaprio Bro my boss played like 3 r Kelly songs at work yesterday. I was like where's HR

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@halomancer1 and pro wrestling

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2 years

i feel like I could teach an ape how to play pinball

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@westcoastwinter @tinylittlehomie Yes drying it

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@jbfan911 yes, i work at dominos

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@freshkillspod that's so weird how you won all these awards and still got fired.

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@KevinJDvorak @scrowder he lives in a post-wife era

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ripping bongs and comparing schlongs

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@SaeedDiCaprio Gay marriage is illegal in Israel

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@jbfan911 impractical toker

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4 years

This should be the mandatory punishment for starting a podcast

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Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland placed in solitary confinement for launching podcast

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they just told him pizzeria Regina closed in 2047

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@drewjanda How are you doing in a general sense ?

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We're at the point where everyone in Minneapolis should have to retake their drivers test

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my mom is convinced this is billy crystal in makeup

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@BoogieBankss @jusstoptalking you're not listening

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1 year

people shouldn't have to be signed to the dodgers to get health care in this country

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I don’t follow baseball, but saw this & wanted to share 🙌🏿LA Dodgers🙌🏿

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@SoundProof1001 @OldKyleTweets ge saw 37 construction guys standing around while 1 construction guy worked

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I got one too

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@VottoPlantEmoji my man is so houngry

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@StephenKing he sucks at those too though

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@NickAdamsinUSA very progressive to acknowledge your significant other's preferred pronoun here.

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@StephenKing It's on prime not hulu, just a heads up everyone

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@alondiamant @SaeedDiCaprio Israel is so progressive they kill gay and straight Palestinians without prejudice.

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@ggreenwald @ClassicShelb get a real job

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jackass is the most positive media in existence

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@0dinbot @nkulw Nobody covers songs anymore

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@JachnunEmpire this was funny, thanks for boosting it

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@KwCongressional Illhan omar won an election. Something you'll never do.

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@elonmusk @GadSaad What the hell do you know about viruses?

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@PPathole Based on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April

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things I never thought I'd say 10 years ago: Robert Pattinson rules

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A tesla crashed into the balloon shoppe in uptown. must've been on auto pilot.

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@Sub2Stormy @IndieWire tony soprano famously said "ay mate my gabagol has gone bloody cold, chap"

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4 years

It's 1999, I'm at red lobster with my grandmother. Things are great.

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@itslukechen @Funksmith @stclairashley then just go back to tv

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@vexwerewolf @thehill Lotta insane people out there

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@Louise58Allen @MichaelaOkla They canceled hell, too.

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@stoolpresidente @ByYourLogic @RashidaTlaib just take the L you short loser

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@panoramicartist @SithMorrison That's what he's always been

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@trouble_man90 Centrists are endorsing ethnic cleansing literally this very moment

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@BWenschlag @emiIydiaz @motivatefenty I'm sorry is she law enforcement or a kid in high school?

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this titanic submarine story is more black mirror than this season of black mirror

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@tommybayertime both sides are equally bad

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@MeganBitchell he accidentally sent it to me first lol

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brother I just went out on the porch and smoked what can only be described as marijuana

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@Kj1289r @BuckFOX5 @juliojones_11 @M_Ryan02 @devontafreeman @AtlantaFalcons @GoodDayAtlanta One of many good reasons to stop being a falcons fan.

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@SarahSquirm I hate when they make you look normal

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@bornposting I mean the green knight is even worse of an example lol

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I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink

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Aaron Isaacs

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Finally found my soulmate

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@stillgray You live in Malaysia

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@EBischoff @cockrill_brad @WWEShop I'm gonna use a different link

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@ZacSmall_ I'm fat, dirty, weak, insecure and dressed sloppily but I'll never be shorter than you so that's cool.

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@Soeljchillinger Sounds like she is

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@nkulw he died trying to dunk :(

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@realDailyWire Ben Shapiro’s tweets inspired the Quebec City shooter.

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this is what everyone should do if they see two guys recording a podcast

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Holy shit. A car smashed through a cafe while they were recording a podcast. 😳

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@alondiamant @SaeedDiCaprio Idk, I was talking about the more than 20k civilians you guys killed.

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@ashleyfeinberg Neil Armstrong’s face should’ve been a larger American flag

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@halomancer1 the "fluoride Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement

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@Stav1111111111 @mrbarnicoat @ShaykhSulaiman Wow aren't you funny

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@SaysSimonson kinda cool to see how much less popular your takes are than his. hours later, you're still ratioed by the vary tweets you screenshot to dunk on.

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@exavierpope @ESPNLasVegas you ordered food and then you were too scared to go get it. riveting stuff

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@OakSyder do you think that justifies killing Palestinian civilians?

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@FoxyPantz Lmao

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@chaiconsumer I would for less

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@TheEpicDept This too lmao

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@sassygayrepub Between this and the gofundme, I can't tell if you're a parody account.

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@freekyleusa @ThisIsKyleR @scrowder @LandauDave why is his titty like that

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@alondiamant @SaeedDiCaprio This is not what Netanyahu and other Israeli elected politicians have been saying, but it's nice you're repeating false propaganda

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Aaron Isaacs

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@bomani_jones Bomani: hello Random white guy on twitter: WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS ABOUT RACE

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