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@ASAPJollofy

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Original Twitter Felon, it’s only jokes we here to laugh so lighten up #ODU #LongLiveSAMK #RIPTREE

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Joined May 2009
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@ASAPJollofy
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3 years
Hear it all, see it all but don’t care at all.....that’s our motto here at Look Straight University
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6 years
Drake nailed the new generation
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7 years
"Jollof is ready, the chicken in the oven, and the malt in the fridge"
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5 years
When Summer Walker said “Love is a losing game, soo I just might be a hoe”....I felt that
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5 years
CVS be printing the Bill of Rights with they receipts smfh
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3 months
You will find the worst human beings inside the church
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11 months
SkeeYee is one of the greatest songs ever made…on everything I love
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7 years
Kids these days won’t even know the impact fr fr
@TonyTown043
Fried Flintstone
7 years
Netflix needs to make a Bluford High series
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6 years
@hollywoodJayy__ What sucks is they not gonna change lol
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9 years
Why Africans so wild? 😂😭 http://t.co/B5DL97Rg1i
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3 years
This RL the funniest shit I’ve ever watched in my life 😂😂😂😭😭😭
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4 years
If there was no Rona this would be a legendary DC night...
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5 years
Stop disrespecting my country with this poor spelling
@GrindShineLDN
GRINDSHINE
5 years
LIL UZI VERT IS GHANIAN 😦
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8 years
Ghanaian parents hate Weed soo much they can't even pronounce it and think u drink it...be like "heh wu nom weeeeeeee" 😂😂😂
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3 years
Fun Fact: Dasani and Aquafina are toilet bowl water
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5 years
There’s a youngin in the trenches of Kumasi right now doing that for $15
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6 years
This was a staple of the highway
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Deonta
8 years
You not from the highway if you never been here
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4 years
Gucci disrespected us by not playing TrapHouse 3
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3 years
Them Stairs at Decades
@WashProbs
Washingtonian Problems
3 years
What would be considered an Olympic sport in DC?
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6 years
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4 years
I suffer from a disease where I expect people to show the same courtesy I would show them....
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6 years
People don’t understand how crack this place is fr fr
@YPMarylandandDC
Your Favorite Place In Maryland & DC
6 years
Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken 1308 G St NW, Washington, DC 20004
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6 years
Cuz memp3 ohaw biaaa 2019
@FlexyYeboah
La Pulga
6 years
Fa wu gyimi fri mi su 2019.
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4 years
🙃🙃😊😊😊 still love y’all 🇬🇭
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4 years
It was strikin betta wit the E Coli tbh lol
@Sliiim_a
Alexineee
4 years
Chipotle not bussin like it use to
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3 years
No one from the Highway calls Woodbridge “Hoodbridge” I can promise you that
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4 years
This is high level thinking
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10 years
When yo uncle come to the house Tryna say Happy Holidays....
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6 years
This world ain’t meant for people with good hearts
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4 years
Sue me......I'm rootin for everything & everybody thats black
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6 years
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1 year
No one dropping it but this greatness needs to bless the TL again
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xanax in cinnabon (ali)
2 years
tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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10 years
Ghana "Outdooring" starter kit http://t.co/rWTJmKfYsQ
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8 years
*Woodbridge
@grandeurveli
GOUYADPAPI 🇭🇹.
8 years
"I came from nothing " - A PG Nigga
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2 years
Nigga farted in the sauna and said sorry….fuck you mean sorry my nigga?
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4 years
Hw3 ni kwasiaaaaaa
@Madonna
Madonna
4 years
Brutal murder travels around the world my son David Dances to honor and pay tribute to George and His Family and all Acts of Racism and Discrimination that happen on a daily basis in America. #davidbanda #JusticeforGeorgeFloyd #MichaelJackson
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2 years
Idc wat anyone say….Nicki has never recovered from this
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2 years
The best diss record ever: Shether - Remy Ma
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4 years
Had to delete Whatapp......Africans and Panic don’t mix
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5 years
Some Albums need no features....
@MannyBaiden_
Yesterday’s price is not today’s price
5 years
Beef jollof rice coming together really good! #ghanajollof
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5 years
Ghana the new Miami
@mskumi_
BIG KUMI
5 years
If your girl in Ghana. Focus on you king. It’s spooky
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5 years
Mane them village parties at ODU........Times
@XXL
XXL Magazine
5 years
2 Chainz dropped his debut album Based on a T.R.U. Story seven years ago today 🔥 🗣️ "YOU THE REALEST N***A BREATHIN' IF I HOLD MY BREATH"
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4 years
Never trusted America.....they had a groundhog telling us the weather
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6 years
Wizkid might as well be from ATL
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7 years
For the bro
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6 years
Jaquees and Tory Lanez remix other people music better than they make theirs
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4 years
Everybody ain’t yo friend.....
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3 years
I feel like all Music gotta be heard in the whip before any judgement is made
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5 years
Ghanaians colonized NOVA, Ethiopians/Eritreans colonized Silver Spring
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4 years
I’m just happy it was an African capitalizing off what they do best.....Gossip
@xonecole
xoNecole
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The Shade Room founder and CEO, Angelica Nwandu, shares how to align your spirit and secure a bag:
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6 years
Claritin for Breakfast Zyrtec for Lunch Benadryl for Dinner Allegra for Midnight snack
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5 years
My work wife trippin talkin bout can I get some AirPods for Christmas....slim I got chipotle for you relax
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5 years
This where they bout to put 69 for Witness Protection
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5 years
That apple pie and vanilla ice cream combo originated from Heaven
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7 years
Spread love it's the Sam K way....
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5 years
The Box is nowhere near the level of Ballin...both great songs but Ballin has the ability to change moods
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8 years
African mom: Oh my son is so far away to get this remote, let me get it Inner African Mom: Call him to come get the remote that's next to u
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6 years
Africans are the most judgemental race
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4 years
The women in Maryland always drive like they bout to go catch they nigga cheating....
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8 years
When ya go to an African function and there's no Fanta, Goya Malt or even Vimto 😡😩😤
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4 years
4 Albums, No Skips
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3 years
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@_honeygoddess
Essence
3 years
Yal be acting so boujee but be using towels like this 🤧
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4 years
That walk back to the whip because you forgot ya mask is soooo sick.....can’t wait till shit normal again
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4 years
@blkayrforce1 @wadupbee First weekend kill lol
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6 years
Only Solo Migo Album we care about!!!!!
@HotFreestyle
Hot Freestyle
6 years
Takeoff will be releasing a solo album soon after Quavo 👀🔥
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6 years
Smh it’s crazy how some people can hate you only cuz sooo many people love you
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5 years
Not every relationship is worth fighting for.....sometimes you just have to be free’d
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7 years
Ghanaians make gossip look like a sport
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6 years
African parents be so sure about shit they don’t even know about ....smh
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4 years
Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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4 years
I always wanted open up a mental health space....niggas be needing therapy but don’t wanna look or feel like a bitch...we all be fucked up fr
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6 years
See what Wakanda did...naaa fuck y’all I’m still an African Booty Scratcher....keep that same energy
@PatRoe__
Patriciaaaa
6 years
2008: “omg you’re African?😂🤢” 2018: “omg you’re African?😍😍🍫”
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5 years
Any nigga that agrees with Fizz a bitch, any youngin that agree with Apryl is a witch
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4 years
Looking like the Book of Relavations more and more each day....
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5 years
No small talk, you know why I’m here....I need to understand the hype
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4 years
Meek can leave immediately....
@Ambitxon
Eagles 1-0 🦅
4 years
There’s only 1 right answer.
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6 years
If the food not spicy, iont want it
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6 years
When she wants “assurance” from you but her wig ain’t keeping that same energy
@omg__esther
LAVA FEELS
6 years
Caption this
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11 years
Lmaooooooooo Africans be Geekin in the store
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3 years
All my years living here…this the worst snow removal job I’ve seen
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4 years
Long Live the Legend Sam K 🕊
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4 years
Everything geeks more in Twi
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5 years
I can’t be around no nigga that don’t put lemonade in they chipotle water cup......you a cop
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8 years
*Opens Twitter*
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8 years
Praise &Worship Team: "It's is raininggggggg....." Me: "All around meeeeeee"
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4 years
Mane they robbed us......Pop was really OC
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5 years
I’m fighting shit in my head erryday that no one knows about.....thru it all I still try to smile or help someone smile
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5 years
Maneee y’all niggas really robbed us smfh
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5 years
Sorry if I’m distant....I’m being selfish with myself
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4 years
America needs to be erased and start over.....Noah’s arc type of blend
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4 years
Get a strap...this ain’t our country
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4 years
😪
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5 years
I believe in God, not a pastor....
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6 years
I hate feeling like I’m bothering someone
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7 years
If you hate me that's on you...everything I do is outta love, peace and loyalty
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7 years
Law and Order SVU is the BEST show to EVER bless our TV screens
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6 years
I love African Parents, they teach you the most important core values but its their more apparent parental deficiencies I have learned from that ensures me that imma be the greatest parent.....
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3 years
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@AmericasComic
Amber Flannery Field
3 years
What's a TV show that only you remember existing no matter how many people you tell about?
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12 years
#1000AfricanWaysToDie Let the school call home and say you were Absent...you will be absent from life
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7 years
In loving memory👼🏾👼🏾
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