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@APJVFF
πŸ’Ž Miss APJVFF πŸ’Ž
9 years
fuck samsung and fuck iphone. i use my own home made cell phone
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Hand cream, anyone? Quickly, before I put it back into my bag.
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@APJVFF
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2 years
I got called "ran through". I asked my mom what's that? She said maybe it means a girl who held onto her goals and dreams and "ran through" with it... which describes me perfectly!
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@APJVFF
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1 year
just because the submarine imploded don't mean they died. ever heard of swimming? the ocean currents could help them get to the surface fast before breath run out.
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Your account has been terminated because you're so sucks. Goodbye.
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1 year
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@APJVFF
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1 year
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@APJVFF
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9 years
the iphone is always fucking change *glares at apple store employee* why
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@APJVFF
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1 year
at the function defending myself
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@APJVFF
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1 year
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@APJVFF
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2 years
*sobbing* I... I just... I just don't know what to do!!! *lunges at you with hoe movements and falls onto your muscular chest*
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@APJVFF
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10 months
*rubs in hand cream as my assistant scrolls the timeline for me*
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Can you guys make more tweets about cum, pussy, etc. They always make me smile!
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@APJVFF
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2 years
When a guy says he's "bricked up", it just means he's standing tall, proud and strong, like a brick wall that will NOT be toppled over. He is not easily swayed and stays true to his core beliefs. I certainly want a man like that.
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Oh I'm just small potatoes. I'm not that importance.
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@APJVFF
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7 months
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@APJVFF
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7 months
just got gang banged with kindness. 5 people compliment my outfit at once. feel so overwhelmed. cheeks still blushing
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@APJVFF
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1 year
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Just stormed Area 51. Nothing interesting inside. Just a shopping mall.
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@APJVFF
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2 years
*lunges at you with hoe movements*
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: You were created in a lab for my pussy
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@APJVFF
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1 year
Doja Cat = θ±†θšηŒ« DΓ²u JiΓ‘ Māo, meaning "bean pod cat" Lizzo = 丽珠 LΓ¬ ZhΕ«, meaning "beautiful pearl"
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@APJVFF
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1 year
i think those guys in the submarine fake their own death... just a green tea thought.
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@APJVFF
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10 months
you were created in a lab for my pussy
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@APJVFF
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2 years
You were created in a lab for my pussy
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@APJVFF
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1 year
Steve Job you did it again. Very impressed by your product #AirPod
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Confidence is my last name. Very is my first.
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@APJVFF
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1 year
about MET gala... i got the invite but couldn't make it. sorry!
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@APJVFF
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7 months
*gets consoled by the palace eunuchs as i lay on the floor crying*
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@APJVFF
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7 months
timothee chalamet came over but we did not fuck. i just brewed some traditional medicine for him.
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@APJVFF
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11 years
Feliz Navidad! (means "good morning" in spanish) ^_^
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Hanging out with my boyfriend and his friends. How are you guys btw?
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@APJVFF
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2 years
I love RPG! My dwarf name is Jennafyre Sweetpussy
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@APJVFF
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6 years
dare to be difference
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@APJVFF
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2 years
It's like 10 the grease outside ❄️
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@APJVFF
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5 years
every day i wonder which smile looks more sincere :) =) ^_^
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@APJVFF
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9 years
/(-_-)\ /| |\ / \ your girlfriend
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@APJVFF
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6 months
"What's 5+5?" *eyes roll back and turn white* 10. #Dune
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@APJVFF
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10 months
*jumps in the puddle*
@MsLoveLiii
Liii β€οΈπŸ–€πŸ’š
10 months
This is really DISTURBING and disgusting 🀒 NY is out of control
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@APJVFF
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8 months
did not smile at my barista today #bitchmode
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@APJVFF
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1 year
if the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, then music is what powerhouses us through hell.
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@APJVFF
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6 months
he's cute lol
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@APJVFF
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2 years
*offers everyone a cup of green tea*
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@APJVFF
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19 days
i wish to be by myself tonight... *my eunuchs bow deeply and walk backwards to exit my room*
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@APJVFF
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2 months
i did not know taylor swift was raised in an asylum. feel so sorry for her.
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@APJVFF
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1 year
X don't make no sense. tweet & twitter represent the sound of birds chirping to each other as communication. even i know that...
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@APJVFF
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5 months
just read the news about a wild orangutan healing himself with herbal medicine. good.
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@APJVFF
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7 months
*gets forced to do a heaven by marc jacobs campaign*
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@APJVFF
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2 years
This is how I met my boyfriend: I saw him trying to peel an orange with his stubby fingers and I said "you're so sucks! let me help you with that." Peeled it for him and voila! We broke up though.
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@APJVFF
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2 years
The matrix is real. It's my pussy. All my decision.
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@APJVFF
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6 months
*points at you* ejaculate, now.
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@APJVFF
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2 years
*shares some hand cream with Greta Thunberg*
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@APJVFF
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8 months
incredible woman
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@APJVFF
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2 years
so fuck!
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
2 years
A group of M3GANs dancing on top of the Empire State Building.
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@APJVFF
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1 month
*whacks my intern with a long ruler* stay focus!
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Really hope Wendy William ok...
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@APJVFF
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1 year
Delete it, fat. *flicks your pussy*
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@APJVFF
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22 days
whenever i take an uber, i feel so loved and protected. so happy that someone drive me safely... even though it's a paid transaction :(
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@APJVFF
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6 years
be silly every day
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@APJVFF
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23 days
me: i wish to have creamy lemonade with the condensed milk. eunuch: now?! me: *nods* eunuch: i shall go to the store. me: i wish to come with you.
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@APJVFF
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7 months
people so mean to timothee chalamet. he just look a bit tired. maybe kylie jenner pussy too strong for him?
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@APJVFF
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2 months
*lunges at you with hoe movements and starts swinging*
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Learning her mannerism so I can seduce handsome guy...
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@APJVFF
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11 years
puta puta ^_^ (means "beautiful, beautiful!" in spanish)
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@APJVFF
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9 years
my IQ increase because of twitter
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@APJVFF
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2 years
*sips my oolong truth tea calmly and peacefully*
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2 months
there's something so charming and endearing about a man who learned how to read and write. makes me think... he must come from a good background.
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@APJVFF
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7 months
*sips tea mysteriously from behind a bead curtain*
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@APJVFF
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6 months
*does a psychic reading for you and starts sobbing uncontrollably after finding out what you went through in your past life*
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@APJVFF
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5 years
came back just in time to receive my tumblr of the decade award and multiple post of the decade awards ^_^
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@APJVFF
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2 years
If there's a handsome guy it's over for me. I'm so sucks always blush lol
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Every single day some god damn bitch trending
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@APJVFF
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2 years
In NYC, make sure you greet the people already on the train when you ride the subway (to show politeness). A simple nod with warm eye contact or a "hello, how are you?" will suffice.
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@APJVFF
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15 days
*places my hand on your closed laptop to absorb the information*
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@APJVFF
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2 years
There are behind-the-scenes talks about me possibly replacing Jennie from BLACKPINK as the ambassador of Chanel. It's not my decision. So we'll see what happens.
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@APJVFF
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12 days
*sees my mutual in real life and walks toward him angrily* you NEVER like my post. you NEVER interact with me. why the FUCK you follow me?!
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@APJVFF
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2 years
If I were a guest judge on Rupaul's Drag Race, I would just praise and support everyone. I always appreciate the creativity and effort into creating those unique looks... and it takes a lot of guts to be performing on stage! =)
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@APJVFF
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8 months
i'm not lesbian but if someone like tracy chapman sang that song to me (fast car)... i just might!
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@APJVFF
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7 months
just woke up from a chamomile tea induced night terror
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@APJVFF
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5 months
*smiles sweetly at everyone*
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@APJVFF
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6 months
watched dune 2 in theatres, what an experience! when feyd-rautha came on screen, i said out loud "he's so sinister!" and a lady sitting nearby said "yes, he is!" you can't get these moments watching at home.
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@APJVFF
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11 years
morning tweeting earlier than you. so fuck u
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@APJVFF
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7 months
my mom make for me
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@APJVFF
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1 month
if you got trouble concentrating, turn off that music. the music too good. distract you.
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@APJVFF
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1 month
*observes you reading a text message without sounding out the words* you must come from a good background...
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@APJVFF
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5 months
*glances at your dick during a heated argument*
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@APJVFF
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2 years
Why do guys always say they wanna clap my cheeks? It's a cute gesture, but I'm a germaphobe and I don't want any hands touching my face! Especially now with all that's going on...
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@APJVFF
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7 months
*walks over and looks at your lunch* wow that's a lot of protein
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@APJVFF
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7 months
*sits in the back of my limousine in silence*
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@APJVFF
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6 months
oh my intern post that
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@APJVFF
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6 months
*shows up at a dune fan convention* i would like to know more about dune.
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@APJVFF
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8 months
Jacob Elordi on SNL tonight. Don't be nervous... you'll do amazing πŸ’—
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@APJVFF
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6 months
i can't eat popcorn. too drying. make me cough
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@APJVFF
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2 years
*extremely angry and sexy voice* She's not a Christiaaaaaaan!!!!!
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@APJVFF
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9 years
such a quiet evening *smiles*
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@APJVFF
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4 months
anne hathway... i cannot imagine her as anyone but herself. when the guy asked her name in the movie, i expected her to say... "anne hathway"
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@APJVFF
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1 year
To all my friends at the LGBTQ community, happy pride month. You guys bring so much hard passion and articulate everything you do. Because of you, I've had the best nights of my life. I love you so much it hurts.
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