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@AOclem

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Joined April 2016
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@AOclem
3 years
Unlocked her phone and the message that entered was "I liked the white panties you wore" - omi jabo lójú mi
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@AOclem
4 years
What are you wearing, you smell expensive. It's 212, eud de fuel.
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@AOclem
2 years
Sometimes red flags are not red flags. You just desperately zoom in on peoples imperfections that you forget they’re just human. Imperfect.
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@AOclem
3 years
E be like say oxygen finish around me. Chest tight, I no fit breathe.
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@AOclem
2 years
“Save in USD” with what money? People are literally living from hand to mouth.
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@AOclem
1 year
Omo if computer mean you for fifa, that’s it
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@AOclem
11 months
@DrightSauce To check for body fillers
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@AOclem
4 years
Berger Lagos Protesters, we are few here. Where are you guys. AKIODE/GRAMMAR SCHOOL/MAGODO/ISHERI/OLOWOIRA/OMOLE PHASE 2/AKUTE/YAKOYO/ALAGBOLE/OJODU/TAIWO/OMOLE! COME THROUGH! #SARSMUSTEND #EndSWAT
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@AOclem
2 years
My woman’s a crackhead because 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@AOclem
2 years
You see that kpe paso song? I don play am die.
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@AOclem
3 years
I love this my lane song by laycon.
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@AOclem
2 years
Communication is not difficult tbh. You’re just a dirty stinking liar and giving silly excuses.
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@AOclem
6 months
Half of the parents go don smoke loud before dem reach. The other half go dey give update for twitter 😭
@AOclem
6 months
PTA for this generation go too sweet bro! 🤣🤣😂😂
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@AOclem
3 years
First time I'm actually genuinely listening to this show me by joeboy and goddammmmmmm
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@AOclem
4 years
Davido is not this, Davido is not that, but mans keeps breaking records!!! Who are you again?
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@AOclem
3 months
Before. After
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@AOclem
4 years
As at this morning, we had over 2.65M tweets about #EndSarsNow #EndSARS now I'm seeing 1.75M @Twitter are you trying to shut us up? Do you think we will relent? We will not stop!
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@AOclem
2 years
Still of the opinion that if you don’t like or feel someone, don’t go on a date with them.
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@AOclem
3 years
Omo, see as laycon dey fresh. Omo!
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@AOclem
5 years
30+ women 🤝 "I only have one relationship left in me"
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@AOclem
3 years
Laycon took all tasks seriously. He was always there for all team members. Chipping in when needed. Mans did not slack! Not once. Una dey here dey yarn dust.
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@AOclem
11 months
@DrightSauce It won’t be as magnetic.
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@AOclem
6 years
This is by far the best rendition of Jesus Walks I've ever heard. My chest 😍
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@AOclem
3 years
Say all you want about Laycon, but that guy is 💯
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@AOclem
3 years
Still dey pain does other faction say Laycon win. Their chest still dey tight till this moment. Their queen shock when she come out see say laycon no be their mate.
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@AOclem
4 years
These shorts are available in all colors and all sizes for pre-orders. Production takes 3 days from order date. Cost per short is N3000 Please RT.
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@AOclem
4 years
Automatically Changeover and generator switch available for pre-orders.
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@AOclem
3 years
I swear, she shock when she comot for house see as laycon dey gather vote effortlessly.
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@AOclem
3 years
"sir remain there sir" I screamed! 😭 😭 😭 😭
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@AOclem
7 years
Dbanj is successful, and no, no artist under jazzy currently will ever get to Dbanjs level.
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@AOclem
4 years
Why are wizkid fans so bothered about 30BG on a wizkid day?
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@AOclem
6 years
@WunmiWonka @jonbellion @Johnnydrille @BrymOlawale Now add @Asa_official , the world could end and I wouldn't mind. My chest.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@AOclem
5 years
30+ geng 🤘🏽 Happy Birthday To Me. 🎉 🎂 🍻
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@AOclem
4 years
... There's a god level of intimacy you share with someone that's almost spiritual. It is borne out of totally shedding yourself and remain bare! Where you don't hide weaknesses or proclivities and where your partner protects you with theirs! It is bliss! It is Love!
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@AOclem
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THE REAL IDAN
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CALL ME ANYTHING WEY YOU WAN CALL ME. UNA KNOW SEY NA ME BAD PASS.
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@AOclem
2 years
@BensonIbeabuchi my guy!!!!!!
@HermesIyele
HERMES IYELE 🪐
2 years
If I don’t give you, How will you collect it? 📸: @BensonIbeabuchi Style by: @tiannahstyling2 Star Power 🌟 Hermes Is all of us. #HermesIyele
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@AOclem
1 year
Take 1 for the fake life we living
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@AOclem
3 years
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@AOclem
3 years
Monrovia hf-531 x Laycon
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@AOclem
4 years
@MsOk4 @the__babygirl Broke people shaming broke people will always be ghetto. E dey always off me 😂😂😂😂
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@AOclem
6 years
We really compared okrrr to this? We have sinned.
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@AOclem
4 years
Oud Fuel by Bu
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@AOclem
4 years
Yesterday, y'all were all saying "marry a believer, marry a believer" as if that's all there is to it. If your partner is not kind, believer or not, you'll suffer in your marriage.
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@AOclem
5 years
It takes grace to read Da Vinci Code and not look at the Catholic church with side eye afterwards
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@AOclem
7 years
I hope this makes sense to someone. Kindly read.
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@AOclem
11 months
@l1lmaa @hackSultan You grossly underestimate social engineering lol
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@AOclem
3 years
I honestly can't be with someone who's always "outside". You're at one party, club or lounge every other day. Nope.
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@AOclem
3 years
Spend the weekend in a hotel. Go to a nearby restaurant for dinner or go drinking at a lounge. Come back drunk. Fuck. Sleep. Breakfast. Sleep. Fuck. Order lunch. Fuck. Sleep. Dinner date. Get a bottle of whiskey on your way back. Get drunk. Yes, you've got that right. Fuck!
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@AOclem
2 years
Asides the days we’re physically together, we text every morning. Every single one.
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@AOclem
2 years
Shebi if banky had known, he’d have joined LP and did a remix of Lagos Party. Ain’t no party like a labour party cuz in labour party we don’t bother nobody.
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@AOclem
3 years
Kings 👑 #OlusolaMi
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@AOclem
5 years
Highlight of my birthday was @VioletofLagos taking me out on a date. Thank you for the food ❤️ You're amazing. You made my day!
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@AOclem
5 years
I just got me a wardrobe plug. His job is extremely neat and he didn't dissapoint. This cost about 65k and yes, it's very durable.
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@AOclem
4 years
I'd rather go to a babes house than she coming to mine. I no get bed 😭
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@AOclem
4 years
... If as a parent I owe you good education, you owe me good grades as my child! Have sense!
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@AOclem
4 years
GUYS YOU NOW SEE WHY WE NEED TO TAKE THESE THING SERIOUS AND PUSH HARDER! LETS NOT LOSE FOCUS! THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN FEEDING US LIES! SARS OPERATIVES ARE ROAMING LIKE LOST LIONS LOOKING FOR WHO TO DEVOUR! LETS MAINTAIN THR DAY 1 ENERGY! #endsars
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@AOclem
4 years
If any of my friend comes to my house and as much as tries to order my wife to cook for them, lmao, I fit give you flying nodding.
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@AOclem
3 years
😂 😂 Some people think they are better than others because they didn't join the space? You guys kill me.
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@AOclem
4 years
If a single member of your church can't afford 3 square meals and you as a pastor have a private jet, then there's something you're doing wrong.
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@AOclem
4 years
"Spirit lead me where my trust is without borders, let me walk upon waters"
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@AOclem
5 years
... It's tomorrow! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
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@AOclem
4 years
WE HAVE CAUGHT THE ATTENTION OF THE GOVERNMENT! AT THIS POINT WE NEED TO BE STRATEGIC! WE NEED TIME TO REGROUP AND THINK! WE NEED A PLAN! #EndSARS
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@AOclem
5 years
I've actually been listening to just Patoranking today.
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@AOclem
6 years
Olamide takes it all. Ah, crowd is hyped #bafest2018
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@AOclem
2 years
Casemiro, for my amigos
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@AOclem
3 years
You called her on video, and she declined. "Babe, I'm sorry, I don't have data and there's no light"
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@AOclem
6 years
@WunmiWonka @jonbellion @Johnnydrille @BrymOlawale @Asa_official All that awesomeness. In one night? Imagine the feeling we had when Brymo ended his show and we were like, what? Why did it have to end??😭😭😭😭😭 Imagine all off them and show ends... ah, my heart won't be able to handle it.
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@AOclem
3 years
Hello ladies, so I have a few tops for sale (Thrift) and I would honestly appreciate your support. They'll all be going at a flat rate of N1,500 and I'll be posting under this tweet.
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@AOclem
5 years
... Well we said Brymo wasn't anyone's mate though. This is why!
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@AOclem
4 years
"I made Laycon relevant" But you were disqualified darling!!!!
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@AOclem
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@Toria_Ahkeens
Miss D
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You're my hunny bunch Sugar plum, Pumpy-umpy-umpkin You're my sweetie pie You're my cuppy cake Gum drops Snoogums boogums you're The apple of my eye...
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@AOclem
2 years
Do I consider Down as a Brymo top 5? Hhhhmmmm
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@AOclem
4 years
If you're masturbating in public, you should be locked up in a psychiatric ward.
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@AOclem
6 years
Art. This is beautiful.
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@AOclem
4 years
Lekki Toll Gate Massacre Date: Oct 20, 2020 Venue: Lekki Toll Gate Armed soldiers fired live rounds at unarmed protesters at a peaceful roadblock in response to a government imposed curfew. The people were protesting police brutality and extra-judicial killings. PASS IT ON!!
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@AOclem
3 years
Finally off the streets 💀
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@AOclem
4 years
When it's 8:01 and Corona sights you from a distance
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@AOclem
4 years
This or That 👟: @ShoeGuyOtis
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@AOclem
5 years
#Nairobi #LaCasaDePapel The Queen herself.
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@AOclem
4 years
... There's always a way! Communicate and be intentional. Marry a kind person! God bless you!
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When I discovered I was pregnant I was afraid that having a child would affect the intimacy I shared with my husband. I told him about my fear and we became more intentional about building our intimacy by taking these steps:
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@AOclem
6 years
@jonbellion @Johnnydrille @BrymOlawale please do normal and be at this concert too. Cc @WunmiWonka let's bring these legends together abeg.
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@AOclem
4 years
Delivery time!!!
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@AOclem
4 years
These shorts are available in all colors and all sizes for pre-orders. Production takes 3 days from order date. Cost per short is N3000 Please RT.
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@AOclem
4 years
Pikin, D Smart 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@AOclem
1 year
Say goodbye to bland and boring water bottles and hello to Elegance!
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@AOclem
1 year
Happy birthday star girl @Fayokunmii You shall not escape what’s coming for you 🫵🏾 and you shall reap what you sew.
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@AOclem
3 years
Laycon destroy the energy. Óò lé fí mí gbá star lónìí. Koshi My dia
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@AOclem
8 years
This forever puts smiles on my face. 🔥💯
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@AOclem
1 year
Those of us paying taxes have not benefited from it though
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COCO🧕
1 year
We want a better country but most of us don’t pay tax!!??? Just how???
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@AOclem
2 years
I’m loving the way my body is taking shape
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@AOclem
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