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Andrew McClain

7 years

A future dystopia fueled by a paranoid, predatory govt, wracked by climate events, fueled by a media obsessed with ratings oh wait that's

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@laurenduca This. This. This. We all suffer.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@ItsDanSheehan We'll throw in some nuclear annihilation fears FOR FREE.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@aravosis @americablog Pre-ACA I was denied insurance because I had asthma as a kid (nearly 10 years prior)! W/ health care, I started a co and sold it to twitter.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@aravosis @americablog One thing the GOP never talks about is the impact health car has on anyone pursuing entrepreneurialism, arts, or anything freelance.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Pretty much spot on. http://t.co/D2CYRqTd

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

As a reformed evangelical, this is an incredible thread.

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@C_Stroop

8 years

1. The thing to understand about conservative white Evangelicals is they are very defensive about being seen as good. @king_kaufman @digby56

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@summerbrennan And when you're done you can take them off and drop your hair AND FINALLY GO TO THE PROM! ✨

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

8 languages, 1400 phrases, 336 localized screenshots. http://t.co/q6TK9462 #FORGLORY #letsfly

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@RepAdamSchiff 10 year constituent here. Keep up the agile, consistent, clear opposition. You must.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

I shot one second of video every single day of 2014. Take a look at the best year of my life! http://t.co/Bp3DRBQFbR

2014 One Second Every Day

The most epic year.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

GUYS I had to cut the lights so you'd watch my commercial.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

She said yes.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

FYI we shot those rubber duckies when it was cold-- they feel like baseballs.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@tedlieu just called your office to thank you and your staff for all that you do. And your humor.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

When @finkel and I first started Fluther... Apparently I was in a grunge band. http://t.co/1HXr8MzI

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

To destroy your enemy, you must become your enemy. @magicandrew @misscantu http://t.co/yTacNqiBsC

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

Obama: Gets $400K for speaking gig—"abandoning working class voters!" Trump: Buys diamonds with tax dollars and eats them—"populist hero"

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@LouiseMensch there's more to this story (trump link to Alfa) than just an attempted phishing or blank gif phoning home, right? 1/2

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@anildash @mikeindustries "weird how people get upset when I throw 5 dollars into this hole I dug rather than invest 10 dollars"

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

The man with the plan. The indefatigable @briggles http://t.co/EiYfAkJ8

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Coincidence that the game turned around after my commercial? I THINK NOT.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

One year ago my friends and family celebrated the daily decision my wife and I make: to be together. We laughed too. http://t.co/5tZ00Gy8td

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Good night, Fluther. @finkel http://t.co/5K4wOZz6sm

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

Love being reminded of the power and magic of my #torso

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

3 years

Liquor Store Clerk: I’m going to need to see an ID. Me: I shot 3000 pounds of meat but can only take 200 back to the wagon. Clerk: have a nice day!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@randyprine @Professing_Prof @LouiseMensch To paraphrase @davidfrum , GOP knows they have once-in-a-lifetime oppo to pass unpop. legislation

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

#mytwtrinterviewpanel @joshelman @abdur @mabb0tt @goldman and @wm as Eeyore.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

4 years

𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚

@Chris_Grosse

4 years

Post a pic of you next to someone who is slightly more famous than you.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

6 years of authority on this one, @twitter : we just lost a giant. @finkel

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Two years ago today, @finkel and I sold @fluther to @twitter . So lucky to work w great people, and most of all, to still have a best friend.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

21 3/4" http://t.co/ehnR5hmDNg

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

9 years

Potato photo but she makes my heart melt.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

A great first Father's Day. http://t.co/3dWWyrjIAr

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

Packing: where your present-self hates your past-self, but not as much as your future-self hates you both.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

6 years

Being a dad is really easy.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

What an excellent end to award season! My commercial aired at the oscars! http://t.co/PfxKP6FI9E

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

Piano tuner heard my baby cry and said "I love that sound. I love looking at their little gums." So…see you guys inside a mince pie I guess.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

4 years

@adamgryu Such a wonderful, intimate, joyful game. My 6yo daughter did some fan art. Cc @legobutts

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

3 years

It never ceases to amaze me that even after 12 years of online Olympic coverage, @NBC still can’t manage anything other than streaming a disjointed dumpster fire outside its primetime programming.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

What's better than shipping 92 bugs and 38 branches in 3 days? Eight hours of sleep and this. Phone off. Computer, off. http://t.co/KQ3o2y1W

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

Dancing with my newborn during the opening credits didn't prevent this GoT from being the worst best-episode. #GameOfThrones

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Mama always told me I'd be the best lurker ever. http://t.co/pLWPSok7sh

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

I tried not to stammer when I showed @heidiklum the Vine Booth I created. See why: via @peoplemag

PEOPLE magazine's post on Vine

On the red carpet with @heidiklum #PeopleMag #PeoplesChoice

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

My first below-the-belt commercial. I think it turned out pretty great!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

Still proud of the fact I haven't pulled a [non-recreational] all-nighter in 10 years.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

5 years

I mean. BAFTA. I'm really excited. WE GOT NOMINATED.

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@BAFTAGames

5 years

The life-changing nominees in our Game Beyond Entertainment 🏆🎮 category are: 🎮 Civilization VI: Gathering Storm 🎮 Death Stranding 🎮 Kind Words [lo fi chill beats to write to] 🎮 Life Is Strange 2 (Episodes 2-5) 🎮 Neo Cab 🎮 Ring Fit Adventure #BAFTAGames

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@KillerMartinis this this this and the only way they sold it to voters was to show that it cost less 💰for homes than the social services!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

My favorite awards show! @macklemore with @adashek http://t.co/Tu05Aw47rn

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

We did it!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@AustinHighsmith @taxmarch I'm here as well!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

@finkel And now... With no one to stop me... My reign of terror BEGINS!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

True love is having your beautiful family running around you, embracing your wife and she whispers, "let's just run the fuck away"

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

9 years

A poem for my daughter: one year ago you shattered my life but like a bone it has grown back stronger than before

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

5 years

Find yourself someone who looks at you like my toddler looks at trash trucks.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

Excited @FruitOfTheLoom aired my other spots! Such a fun company.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Moe, grizzled from prison, systematically begins snuffing out all of Veronica's friends. @phopkins @robthomas @IMKristenBell #VMNoirEndings

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

I'm not normally one for inspirational quotes, but is just so, so, so true. http://t.co/UQwbzJd8GS

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

[singing Moana in the car] Daughter: why is your face red daddy? Me: I JUST GET EMOTIONAL

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

For my birthday, I won the internet. Front page of reddit! http://t.co/nuKEXiMw

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

Good night sleep. Good morning baby E.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@RepAdamSchiff @sarahkendzior Proud that you are my rep. You must keep fighting.

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@AMc

8 years

Maybe it's just my frame of mind right now, but The Arrival is one of the most elegant, near-perfect movies I've seen.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

I Switched to a Standing Desk, So Now You Should, Too (for @finkel ) http://t.co/MN6z8b5wRi via @newyorker

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@AMc

8 years

@LouiseMensch because I've seen some former security colleagues dismiss it as such.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

My iPhoto library starts 3 weeks before I met my wife. I fell in love with her again during my last photo import.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

Congrats to my former co-founders Ben and @biz ! So thrilled for you!

Ben Finkel

@finkel

8 years

Thrilled to announce that @Pinterest acquired @jelly !

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

Me on election day 2016 vs me on election day 2017 (I stole this)

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@neeratanden Tagged as "racist jon snow"

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

Made it into the WSJ! I'm beaming and crossing off my bucket list. http://t.co/sQw5Ubzu5J

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

Our first @slicehost invoice was 6 years ago. What a crazy ride it's been! /cc @finkel http://t.co/2JvLdXES

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@C_Stroop My life is so much better now that I stopped following her.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

Everyone except @gwb . That guy is a dick.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

Holy fuck @superamit found a donor. I'm crying.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

@timtrueman @finkel @camertron @fluther A small part of my heart longs for a frozen office with no heat.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@leahmcelrath @Shareblue Hey I just wanted to say thank you once again for your daily inspiration

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@MikeIsaac These guys were dbags back at twitter too. Ug, doesn’t surprise me.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

6 years

This is how you do the comedy

Sally Field

@sally_field

6 years

I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a cunt. Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

Ok guys, no, I wasn't in the Calvin Klein ad.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

11 years

Barcelona is basically San Francisco's cooler older brother.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

I think I forgot to share this on Twitter: BEHIND THE SCENES: 2013 BlackBerry Big Game Commercial: http://t.co/RnEJi6yG via @youtube

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

So niche but quite possibly my favorite things ever

Leah Williams

@mymonsterischic

7 years

me: just start a new sentence me to me: use another em dash

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

The country is basically divided between those who clap on 1 & 3 and those who clap on 2 & 4.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

10 years

Note to self: never awkwardly laugh when your pregnant wife shows you her swollen ankles.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

I saved the extra piece to an ikea crib through 2 years and a move, which is the pretty much the most responsible thing I've ever done.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

Re: the twitter employee: Best last day fuck-you since that flight attendant pulled the emergency exit and dove out double-fisting 2 beers.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

In case you missed it before: http://t.co/NAbvh8Uk

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

Anyone who thinks children are cute: my daughter just ripped the arms off a doll while singing "You Are My Sunshine".

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

@kellyoxford I'll say again, you, personally, awoke me. Thank you.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

I think sitting on my couch crying and eating lemonheads really captures the olympic spirit, don't you think?

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

4 years

Texas Republicans: Government regulation will turn us into Venezuela! Also Texas Republicans: Boil snow so you can have water to drink. Good luck!

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

The best part of my day is coming home to my cat. And stepping in his puke. In my socks.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@mattknox @biz @benward @hoverbird @carmenjyuen @gingeranyhow Uggghhhgghhhghh

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

9 years

Congratulations powerball winners on your impending downward spiral into depression.

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

13 years

This one goes out to all my growth peeps. http://t.co/ai8PtKlf

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

7 years

@markchappelle Apparently it’s a spacex launch

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

8 years

2 yr old daughter: elsa's dress is askew! Me: where'd you learn them big words? Daughter: stop trying to be funny

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Andrew McClain

@AMc

12 years

EVERYONE. @misscantu is on a fashion blog. She's too shy to admit it. http://t.co/dMxXbjcr

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