24 m, kind of bi. forever torn between wanting to worship celebs and wanting to brutally *redacted* them. Obsessed with anal. DMs welcome, don’t hold back
Women in period dress are automatically about 10x hotter. If I had a time machine I’d go back 200 years to when they looked like this and had zero rights
There’s no way this is an actual living human woman. I don’t buy it. She was designed in a lab for sex robots, if she ever gets injured you’ll just see a bunch of wires underneath like the Terminator
Oh wow ok. Was not expecting this. Sydney if you want to give those arms a workout by repeatedly plunging your fists deep into my ass as hard as you can that’s fine by me
It’s just so funny to refer to Billie as “local gooner”. Imagine if she wasn’t a world famous popstar and instead was just moderately well known in certain parts of twitter for being that girl with huge bongos and a porn addiction
The devs did a great job designing Franny. Obviously she wouldn’t be able to stand upright with all that mass just on the front so they very cleverly put an equally sized counterweight on the other side. Really smart
Maisie has this thing where she’s just kind of weird looking and nothing about her is really conventionally attractive in any way, and yet she’s somehow one of the most strikingly beautiful women I’ve ever seen
@AKSNOY2
I can't look at her without calling her mom, and as wrong as that is I've found it makes pumping to her much more satisfying. I would also definitely love to fill Mother Rebecca's shitpipe
I keep coming back to this video and I’m not sure why but it just makes me think of Maisie. She would just be so perfect for this, her tiny little body pinned to the floor and folded over backwards under the weight of two men as she gets her shitpipe methodically stretched open
oh my god I forgot these two. can you imagine how excited Reese was when her daughter grew up to look just like her and she finally got to find out what it’s like to fuck herself
Look I’m not trying to victim blame or anything but if the MPs named here would just shoot a three hour long gangbang scene together, filthy and depraved and extreme enough to satisfy all our possible desires, then we wouldn’t need to make fake porn of them
After last night’s disappointing result I’m sure the England team would feel a lot better if they could all take out their anger on Carol’s 63 year old fuckmeat body
Still waiting for the gooners to discover British politics. The next debate should just be Angela Rayner and Penny Mordaunt hatefucking each other on live tv for an hour
@celebexploit2
I’d love to hear her muffled screams from inside as she gets her shitpipe destroyed, her top torn open with those huge pale tits pressed up against the glass, then as soon as you’re finished with her I’m going in to take my turn
Or kneeling underneath it, slobbering all over every inch of its length and jerking it off onto herself until it explodes all over her with a load big enough to completely cover her chest. Jesus there really is something wrong with me isn’t there
Sprawled out on all fours in the sand, jeans hastily pulled down just enough to expose her fat pale ass, her enormous tits hanging out of her top and fully touching the ground, every part of her perfect body jiggling with every powerful thrust as she gets her rectum torn apart
I always feel kind of guilty fantasising about Dua. Like she’s just too perfect, I’m not worthy. Begging your pardon queen but will you permit me to have sexual thoughts about you please
@Celebobjectifyr
Amazing ass on her too, she’s pure fuckmeat on both ends. Like she was just designed for you to grope that chest while you rail her fat ass and force open her tight shitter