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24 m, kind of bi. forever torn between wanting to worship celebs and wanting to brutally *redacted* them. Obsessed with anal. DMs welcome, don’t hold back

Joined August 2023
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@AKSNOY2
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5 months
I have some new followers so let’s do this
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28 days
Heartwarming! Local Gooner Gets To Meet Favourite Celebrity After Masturbation Comments Go Viral
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2 months
Incest should be legal if you’re hot
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23 days
excuse me miss, please may I put your entire dick and balls in my mouth
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28 days
I want to skullfuck her till she passes out. But yeah that as well
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1 month
Sorry Christina but consent hasn’t been invented yet. Now stop giving me that look and unlace your bodice
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1 month
Women in period dress are automatically about 10x hotter. If I had a time machine I’d go back 200 years to when they looked like this and had zero rights
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27 days
seeing her make this face has done irreversible damage to large parts of my brain
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17 days
There’s no way this is an actual living human woman. I don’t buy it. She was designed in a lab for sex robots, if she ever gets injured you’ll just see a bunch of wires underneath like the Terminator
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2 months
Christina + horses. I need to lie down in a dark room with a wet towel over my forehead while my mind goes into overdrive
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18 days
I don’t have a breeding fetish, but like, I get it
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2 months
Oh wow ok. Was not expecting this. Sydney if you want to give those arms a workout by repeatedly plunging your fists deep into my ass as hard as you can that’s fine by me
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28 days
It’s just so funny to refer to Billie as “local gooner”. Imagine if she wasn’t a world famous popstar and instead was just moderately well known in certain parts of twitter for being that girl with huge bongos and a porn addiction
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1 month
please peg me enormous giraffe woman
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2 months
I don’t think I need to explain why this was my favourite scene in Dune
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28 days
Francesca I hope you’re ready for this. Somehow I suspect I’m going to enjoy the encounter a lot more than her
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@WBuzz49
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28 days
This should be like a Make-a-Wish thing where if you can prove you've jerked off to a certain celeb the most you get to meet them for real 😀
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2 months
The devs did a great job designing Franny. Obviously she wouldn’t be able to stand upright with all that mass just on the front so they very cleverly put an equally sized counterweight on the other side. Really smart
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Kiki joins the special club for girls who share a particular hobby
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2 months
Maisie has this thing where she’s just kind of weird looking and nothing about her is really conventionally attractive in any way, and yet she’s somehow one of the most strikingly beautiful women I’ve ever seen
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2 months
happy birthday all over her tits
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really wish a fat hairy cock would flop out when she pulls those down
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BILLIE????
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3 months
would it even fit?
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3 months
we know exactly what Billie’s thinking here
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2 months
Seriously impressive how she’s able to move like that with such an unbelievably huge butt plug inside her. What a pro
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2 months
This is the most sacred day of the day of the year, I hope some of you will join me in celebrating accordingly
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13 days
porn genuinely is so beautifully dehumanising
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22 days
I have decided to become an Albanian nationalist
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2 months
I think I seriously have a thing for women’s arms. And let me assure you this is exactly what goes through my mind every time I see them
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3 months
I am putting that bottle entirely inside her ass
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2 months
Has anyone ever called her Penis Venus before. Am I the first person to think of that
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2 months
ATTENTION. This is not a drill. We have a new Hunter Schafer bulge pic
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3 months
The words “fill Mother Rebecca’s shitpipe” have been refusing to leave my head for months
@PrejacPuppy
Cosmo the Puppy 🐶💦
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@AKSNOY2 I can't look at her without calling her mom, and as wrong as that is I've found it makes pumping to her much more satisfying. I would also definitely love to fill Mother Rebecca's shitpipe
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2 months
I’m not sure what it is but something about her face just says “I am sexually intimate with my mother”
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24 days
First I see the exit poll showing the Tories completely wiped out, then I see that Francesca Capaldi is in London. This is a great day for Britain
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I keep coming back to this video and I’m not sure why but it just makes me think of Maisie. She would just be so perfect for this, her tiny little body pinned to the floor and folded over backwards under the weight of two men as she gets her shitpipe methodically stretched open
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2 months
oh my god I forgot these two. can you imagine how excited Reese was when her daughter grew up to look just like her and she finally got to find out what it’s like to fuck herself
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3 months
she’d have no trouble staying afloat
@bibiboy3369
Kinky Linky
3 months
Franny by the pool 🔥🔥🔥
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4 months
I think I’m falling in love with Hunter. If this goes any further I might start to feel bad about all the things I want to do to her
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26 days
Look I’m not trying to victim blame or anything but if the MPs named here would just shoot a three hour long gangbang scene together, filthy and depraved and extreme enough to satisfy all our possible desires, then we wouldn’t need to make fake porn of them
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2 months
I like her necklace
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4 months
ok Brie here’s what I’m thinking, I stuff those chains all up inside your guts and then yank them out like I’m starting a chainsaw
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26 days
Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Fake pornography of British female politicians? Where? Where did he post those?
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3 months
Two bald men under a bedsheet
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18 days
I really need to post more Alex. Imagine having tits like that and they’re still only your second best feature
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Anya’s POV when she sees a horse
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18 days
I still haven’t moved on from this. The only woman alive capable of titfucking a horse
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1 month
@PrejacPuppy I’d just like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the cult of Dua
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2 months
hey hunter what’s in that glass. what’s in the glass hunter
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After last night’s disappointing result I’m sure the England team would feel a lot better if they could all take out their anger on Carol’s 63 year old fuckmeat body
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3 months
ok fine Natalie I guess you can peg me if that’s what you really want
@writerwr0ng
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Dormer. Dirty.
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judging by the size of it I reckon I could
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2 months
Carol Vorderman is a goddamn freak of nature. How is this 63 year old (yes 63) such an absolute bimbo fuckdoll
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5 months
billie this is the third time this week you’ve been caught gooning at your desk
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17 days
I don’t understand how you can look at this girl and ever think about anything else again in your life
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2 months
excuse me mr president biden sir, can’t you see that these people are deeply in love and that’s all that matters
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4 months
isn’t it amazing that one of the hottest women in the world also just happens to have a dick. she’s a gift from heaven
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Use me Hunter
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2 months
Still waiting for the gooners to discover British politics. The next debate should just be Angela Rayner and Penny Mordaunt hatefucking each other on live tv for an hour
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@celebg00nboy I want Susan in a foursome with Christina and Francesca as her daughter and granddaughter
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POV: your divorced neighbour invited you round for a drink and things are about to get interesting
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@schaferfiles fuck I knew she was beautiful but I mean holy FUCK
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adding her to the list
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@celebexploit2 I’d love to hear her muffled screams from inside as she gets her shitpipe destroyed, her top torn open with those huge pale tits pressed up against the glass, then as soon as you’re finished with her I’m going in to take my turn
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@detective29938 “Wow that’s great mom, let’s have it fitted for a collar and then we can put it in the basement with the other one”
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3 months
To be clear this is how I feel about basically all women
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Makes me so Bi-polar. Half of me wants to worship her and the other half wants to break her
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Or kneeling underneath it, slobbering all over every inch of its length and jerking it off onto herself until it explodes all over her with a load big enough to completely cover her chest. Jesus there really is something wrong with me isn’t there
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Elon Musk really is just supremely fucking stupid isn’t he
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Sprawled out on all fours in the sand, jeans hastily pulled down just enough to expose her fat pale ass, her enormous tits hanging out of her top and fully touching the ground, every part of her perfect body jiggling with every powerful thrust as she gets her rectum torn apart
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I always feel kind of guilty fantasising about Dua. Like she’s just too perfect, I’m not worthy. Begging your pardon queen but will you permit me to have sexual thoughts about you please
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@Celebobjectifyr Amazing ass on her too, she’s pure fuckmeat on both ends. Like she was just designed for you to grope that chest while you rail her fat ass and force open her tight shitter
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