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4 years

@MarcusRashford And Kieran ain't taking any shit. Bless you Kieran, you're a superstar.

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@Arsenal @DavidLuiz_4 @PabloMV5 @OficialCedric @DaniCeballos46

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@Savills Frightening that these people live and breathe amongst us in professional settings.

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@GabrielShoo when the driver gets away with a speed awareness course

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@davidschneider Ok then Tory policy makers, when is this foreign-born criminal being deported?

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3 years

Brilliant from @robbohuyton and @TheAnfieldWrap who absolutely get it. #mufc #GlazersOut

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@venkate04577878 @FootballTalkHQ West Ham got two penalties, actually.

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4 years

@AzureDoo Until I skimmed the replies, I thought this was a euphemism for... you know... 'I'm nearly home, get yourself in gear' sort of thing. And that the joke was that he actually cooked sausages. 😂🤦🏻‍♂🌭 The <3 thing went totally over my head.

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@MrDtAFC

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@iamAlexHowell @sistoney67

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6 years

@bbcquestiontime @IsabelOakeshott Christ. Do you just have Oakeshott, Tominey and Hartley-Brewer on rotation?

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@tomwfootball El Plastico

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@TheAnfieldChat what happens if you lose 3-2?

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@saralikeclara And it seems to me, you lived your life like a candle in the bin.

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@LetsTalk_FPL Brought in Dunk to avoid playing Pereira 😂

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@jamesalanrobson He was as bad as the others and his arrogance is toxic.

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@ABardsleyMEN Assuming they all shared a taxi?

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@Karl_Downey - Hiya, could I order the boiled cement and soulless veg please? • Yep, when would you like it? - Everyday.

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@SkySportsPL

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@calpatty22 @_PLFootball No I think the quality of player is higher than ever before but players these days are drilled tactically about team structure and coached away from playing with flair and risk.

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@feelinglistless Great scene. Maddy even knew back then #thetraitors

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7 years

@liamgallagher Stop crying your heart out.

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3 years

@RedIssue @MarcusRashford Turn it in ffs. Who needs enemies with 'reds' like you.

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@montie @BorisJohnson You're easily impressed.

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@tomwhoscontrary @rosielanners @varjmes And create a bit of Stockholm syndrome.

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4 years

@jaketapper Call it, it's past midnight here in the UK and we've watched 84 hours of CNN since Tuesday

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@GaryLineker Is it really any surprise? My dad was a migrant. Some of my best mates are migrants or descend from them. The NHS relies on migrant workers. How do you think they feel looking at this?

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@MarcusRashford God, I miss that man.

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@I_amMukhtar Same sort of people who celebrated a policeman kicking a Muslim in the head last week. Now they're burning police vans. They seem very confused - maybe they just love to hate? 🤔

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@roryselley @AFTVMedia Adam Johnson likes this.

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6 years

@GaryLineker @sterling7 That's brilliant.

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@PsychoFpl @FPL_Heisenberg Given I have Bruno vice captain and Cancelo first sub, I hope he's on Mars.

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@Danielino28 @SkySports_Keith Yep. Left wing.

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@MrDtAFC United 98-99 - three trophies, four defeats in all comps Arsenal 03-04 - one trophy, six defeats in all comps United's achievement is on another level.

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@jaybothroyd Torres scored 3 in 15 games against Vidic. In reality Vidic had one bad game in that spell where he misjudged one bounce of a ball but the narrative is that Torres had his number. Nah, Nemanja was a colossus.

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@ChrisSmalling Amazing gesture, Chris

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@JayMotty Several thousand kids there with it being half-term, including my two young lads, and they loved it. Talked about it on the way home. Get back and the media are frothing at the mouth... very weird. Like they're affronted that it's very 'un-British' or something...

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3 years

@talkSPORT You couldn't even get behind a David Moyes defence of Phil Jones and Jonny Evans...

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@samuelluckhurst Twitter was full of 'bring Henderson' tweets before the shootout. Just like the 'take Fred off' tweets before his PSG red. Obvious moves that he doesn't see out of too much loyalty.

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@JackBrownbill Lyrics mature, the tempo changes, the music evolves. Still love them. But there's no reason he should sound like a bad Elvis tribute.

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@piersmorgan Seek help.

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6 years

@SunPictureDesk Thanks for asking but no, not The Sun.

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@SeazonDeano Look at the keepers' starting positions and you know why one of them was able to close down the opportunity. Rashford didn't do much wrong... just excellent DECISIVE goalkeeping.

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@premierleague Hahahaha this is amazing. DGW jokers.

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@nocontextfm1

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@mrjakehumphrey @GarethBale11 He ain't gonna join Norwich, mate.

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@Zonal_Marking Oh don't Start.

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@maxrushden Not sure about least interesting but I often think about us buying identical twin Brazilian full-backs and paying £100k more for one of them and how that would make them feel... #mufc

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@JayMotty Obvious but kinda works #rhythmisadancer

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@amjonno 4 - deeper-lying midfielder 8 - box-to-box 9 - target man, leads the line 10 - drops into pockets, links attacks

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@SoccerAM Another corner aimlessly looped in, bounces off Sheringham's head, Solskjaer sticks out a foot and the ball somehow finds its way into the net. So boring it made several Bayern players lie down on the floor.

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@SoccerAM

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@SunderlandAFC I like how you've used an image with bars on.

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@AEHALL1983 @jeremycorbyn

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It’s very interesting indeed. Not only do they all have the same friend. They all have the same person writing their tweets. Tories in full sock-puppet account mode. Shame on you @CCHQPress .

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@OllieHolt22 £89m Oliver, keep up.

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@sportbible Serie D 😂

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@ESPNFC Some personal favourites...

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@nocontextunited

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@iucounu @BorisJohnson

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@GNev2

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Absolutely devastating by Theresa May.

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@Congy99 @TRobinsonNewEra Preston the same 😂✊🏽

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The Preston far right rally turned out to be a damp squib About a dozen sheepish looking adults showed up but were too embarrassed to start a protest There's no room in this city for hate and racism

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@AdamBienkov Woot Woot it's the sound of the police

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@lucian98591465 @mrdanwalker

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@vicderbyshire @paulasherriff Proper vile. Many have viewed the referendum result as sanctification for their bigotry and thuggery.

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@MadridXtra @ManUnitedMedia @ElTransistorOC Varane - £42.5m Ben White - £50m Make it make sense.

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@FootballCliches No, I believe Southampton beat Meridian over two legs in the 1977 Fairs Cup

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@DuncanCastles @sistoney67

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@RedDevilBible Evra in Munich.

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@ArsenalFanTV

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@IdMjones Joel Glazer messaging his brothers.

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@UnitedStandMUFC

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@F365 Cheers, Son's laughing

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@OwenJones84 Ah, shooting themselves in the foot, again. Nice to see. Please continue.

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@OfficialVizeh @FPLHints It's good but it's not Scotty.

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@Exploding_Heads Colin from Portsmouth surely in the frame.

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@UKDemockery @Rachael_Swindon

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@PippaCrerar

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@Lunya @10DowningStreet Will make the 100-mile round trip to your restaurant when all this settles down. We've cancelled Mother's Day this weekend; I think we've found the place to reschedule it.

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@MarkOgden_ Mark after 30 domestic away games unbeaten: Nothing Mark after the run ends: Can't tweet fast enough

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@TheFergusonWay Lewis FC 12-0 up in stoppage time and ref Michael Massi says next goal wins, before awarding a pen to FC Verstappen

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@Far_Right_Watch Expected better from Eamonn Holmes tbh

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@Carra23 He would look fine in a team that defends deep with full-backs that don't cross the halfway line. Completely unfair to expect a young centre-half that isn't blessed with great pace to cope at the highest level in a high line and no full-back support.

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@Mattjope @MADVILLAlN_ @Panopticrat @MazCam25 @bamelaplonde This thread 👏🏼

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@JayMotty

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@JayMotty Completely unhinged but fantastic viewing.

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@LancashireFA So instead of uniting children across the county at grassroots level, sharing a 2 minutes' silence and hearing the national anthem - something they'll always remember - they'll be at home playing on Nintendo Switches nonethewiser. Should be embracing this historic moment.

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@MrDtAFC Awkward.

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@rehnato No Pro License but that won't prevent him building from the back...

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@FPLFella £5m now. Could break my legs tomorrow.

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@MrBrendanCox A better link...

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Murder of Sir David Amess took me back to the day when I learned Jo had been attacked

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@AWainwrightTV It's not a race to be first, it's a race to be right. Try and remember that when you spread hurtful misinformation.

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@emmaroc33249448 C'est la démocratie manifeste

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@Clark1995Clark @TheEmmys Incredible performance from David Bradley; enough for me to forgive him for what he did to the Starks.

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@sistoney67 Weaker foot, top corner. Not 25 yards but tougher angle.

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Seeing @MarcusRashford score meant the world to my 5-year-old tonight 💫

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@mattletiss7 Think most people are optimistic. But facts can be disconcerting...

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@thatjamesboy @R_o_M Ortega was getting a ball to take a quick goal kick and Scott chucked another ball onto the pitch to slow him down. 4D chess.

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@FourFourJordan

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@MrDtAFC League titles.... Arsenal 13-13 Ryan Giggs

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@bbclaurak @SamCoatesSky Ah, I understand how this works now. So when my 4-year-old tells me he hasn't helped himself to biscuits from the cupboard despite the crumbs around his mouth, I'll tell him he needs to stop contradicting.

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