"Hello, I'm Peter!"
"For those who ended up staying following, thanks a lot! I just want to explain why there has been nothing from me and Quagmire for awhile. Now sit down cause this is gonna be a bunch." - EXT
// this is actually really wholesome, i don't care how cringe skibidi toilet is, i wish i could've gone to an event where people dressed up as fnaf characters, i would've had the time of my 6 year old life.
@brbrstresndanti
i absolutely loved this episode, i love episodes where quagmire gets to interact with other cast members and that's just an entire A or B plot
So erm.
This is a very short callout (?) for @/LocalQuahogPerv, a very popular member in our community. I had noticed he followed Ruben Sim, and I asked him about it. This was his response;
all right some changes need to be made around here, I’m gonna private and take a break while i rethink my approach to this muse
Through the words of others, I have realized that I took it too far and keeping that post up for followers was wrong of me. Thank you all, see you soon.
@Pyrocynical
my account got hacked i need a sugar daddy my metamask trust wallet got hacked i need someone to write my essay need a logo need a banner i am suspended from nft griffin metamask nft i need xbox 360 pls help my twitter account got banned my ps4 account
"I've fucking had it. Marvin's kid just threw a can of green beans at my head."
"I might've overreacted but I got pissed and shot everyone in the house dead and left."
[ MARVIN WILL NO LONGER APPEAR ON THIS ACCOUNT, QUAGMIRE IS MAIN MUSE ONCE AGAIN! ]
// alright general disclaimer
any kind of offensive claim or NSFW joke is made solely for the purpose of trying to be in character with Quagmire. I do not condone sexual assault in any way shape or form.
Greetings, dear readers and ptwters!
My writer finally gave me the greenlight to keep the music flowin' so we're back!
He asked me to improvise so...
Smash or Pass!
Reply down below with your pictures/muses to see if I, Glenn Quagmire would smash or pass!
"I took this thing down to my son, apparently he's some kinda tech wizard, he told me that i should make a 'Banner Call' or somethin like that."
"Respond with your character's images and we can take a big picture together! The internet is freakin' sweet."
[ BANNER CALL! ]
*Quagmire was sitting in the clam once again with none of the guys there, until the reader saw him at the clam
"Oh hey READER, what brings you here today?"
Banner is all finished, congrats to everyone who got in, and best of luck next time to those who didn't!
Thank you all for 800, and here's to another 200 on the way to the big 1k!
"You're a real douche, y'know that?"
"I think the reason nobody tells you that is because the people you hang around with are too hurt by you and your ignorant need for destruction and mayhem, but I don't know you, so I'll tell you honestly."
In celebration of 900 followers, here's something I haven't done since i had just around 400 followers!
Glenn Quagmire's Parody Tournament! (template was NOT taken from anyone else trust me i'm legit)
See reply for the rules on entry!
@BabyYodamainacc
are you really that childlish to where you block people because they agree that it's okay to have an opinion on certain types of people
come on now, you're better than that
maybe a nap would help?
"[M4M] Reuniting With Andrew Graves at a House Party [Friends to Lovers] (TCOAAL ASMR)" has officially finished production and is out for everyone to see
it gets kinda gay
and by kinda gay i mean 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 gay
can't believe i lost moots over this. one was probably just listening to the other so i feel nothing towards them but damn, thats two moots i been fw for a long long time.
anyway
normal posting is continued tomorrow, this is breadmire, signing off.
I may be an incestuous blood-lusting cannibalistic naricisstic and, worst of all, bisexual psychopath… But if you’re a Zoophile please get the fuck off my profile.
Pass the message.
PINNED POST
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yo new owner here!!!
its
@Satikboga2
, old owner gave this to me cause he left parody twitter atleast for now.
I'll be making a thread here to detail some stuff, whats gonna happen with the future of this account and all of that!
A thread 🧵 [1/?]
Bread, Peter's writer here. This is an out of character post. Thank you for 1,000 followers. My account has reached an all time peak, breaking into the 4 digit boundary. I would like to thank everyone that has been here along for my journey. (🧵)
"Hey, Everyone, it's been a minute!"
"I'm so excited to get back to you guys, especially alongside my best bud!"
"It's been a month, not a minute, Glenn."
[ GLENN REJOINS THE ACCOUNT WITH PETER! ]
Glenn Quagmire here, yes it's me, and yes I broke out of Prison. Big thanks to Tom for taking over in my absence. Without further ado, I would like to announce the WINNER of Glenn Quagmire's Parody Tournament.
Bring your hands together for Ms. Graves!
When they told me you were strong, I really expected more, are you holding back?
[ (Reader) was training together with Wacky, however, she seemed to be taking the fight more seriously than usual ]
@PankoCrumbs_69
twitter has been this way for a while it would be a major loss of profit if he did start actively seeking out weirdos and suspending them