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adam s

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4 years

@sreekyshooter handsome discrimination

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this got akrum wadley a penalty and you don't even have to dribble in that sport

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Fleck putting "Minnesota" on the back of everyone's jerseys as some statement about not being bigger than the team while simultaneously making them all wear shit with oars all over it to protect his brand is The Most PJ Fleck Thing

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@robbysoave @kmanguward @christianbrits If you needed multiple people to help you do a 4th grade division problem I think you have bigger things to worry about than strangers wearing masks

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@FourVerts doing this and not changing a single pick would have been a good bit

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Caitlin already getting doubled or tripled every time down the court is wild. If her teammates start catching the ball and making layups she's gonna lead the league in assists as a rookie

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@TNGoldenBoy do you think it is normal for an adult man to just hang out on a college campus he does not attend yelling at random students

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4 years

@edsbs For a brief glorious stretch of my childhood we had a priest with a 3 pack a day habit, which meant mass was 45 minutes tops and he was lighting up before he even hit the door. If I had a vote he would have been the Pope.

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@pissboymcgee @edsbs Get this bad boy up to 50 mph and it becomes someone else's problem, work smarter not harder

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6 months

@righttimebomani @bomani_jones be the change you want to see in the world my guy

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4 months

Bill Simmons is lucky no one ever bothers to read his old Page 2 stuff because he's had way shittier wnba takes than the name thing

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4 months

@janecoaston shouldn't be a big deal for them to divest then, good news for everyone

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4 years

Things MLB spent a lot of time on: figuring out how to use a pandemic to fuck over the players Things MLB spent no time at all on: figuring out how to actually play baseball in a pandemic Turns out this may have not been a good approach!

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5 years

@JohnDelaney You've been wandering Iowa aimlessly for like two years now and still polling as a rounding error. Just go home, my dude.

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4 years

@jonfavs @katiebakes what donation level does someone need to hit before you consider them worth talking to?

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@Kameron_Hay MVP and won 61 games with a team where Mo Williams was the second best player lmao

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5 years

@TylerIAm Dr. J got to be a legend forever by doing some shit Brent Barry didn't even take off his warmups for.

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4 years

This thread rules and the New York Times trying to Explain The Midwest continues to be some of the the most condescending shit they do.

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@ADSohn

6 years

@edsbs Strom Thurmmund is at like hour 15 of his filibuster when suddenly the glass shatters

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3 months

@Deuce1042 @TraeK_ People yelling about efficiency and then trying to hand the trophy to a post shooting 30% at the rim

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@ADSohn

5 years

I spent like 90% of the 2009 season showering Ricky Stanzi with every curse I know and some I had to invent and I would take a fucking bullet for him

¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL!

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5 years

The longer I cover college football the more I’m like “he threw six picks in a game and fumbled twice, he was awesome and I love him and will fight you over him”

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3 years

@38Godfrey Though it's possible packer fans don't consider crushing a 30 rack of old milwaukee to be binge drinking and that's skewing the data

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@ADSohn

4 years

@jonbernhardt he points it right at her like 10 times, I'm convinced that like 90% of AR owners have never actually fired a gun

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6 years

@pixelatedboat @9_volt88 The idea of one or the key emotional beats in the movie resting with the ridiculous fish monster instead of one of the best actresses alive is so funny that I really want at least that part reshot

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5 months

Dawn is cool as hell this is much better than losing to Kim Mulkey

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7 months

The ESPN website, which I used to visit like 5 times a day in high school and college, has been borderline unusable for like a solid decade now and there is no indication it will ever get fixed. One of the best examples of how the Internet has steadily gotten shittier.

B1G_Ryan

@B1G_Ryan

7 months

For as huge as ESPN it is, it is insane how awful their news UX is article paywalled by ESPN+ -> log in to read -> returned to article, still paywalled -> click Continue Reading via ESPN+ despite already being logged in -> repeat process 4-5x until it decides to let you read

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adam s

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2 years

@atrupar hey man you should take like two seconds to look up who that quote is about sometime maybe

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4 years

@jbouie partial to the egg but they both reinforce that the regular one needs a better peanut butter to chocolate ratio

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4 years

if bohannon successfully takes down the tyrannical iowa city parking attendants put his jersey in the rafters

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6 years

@pixelatedboat @9_volt88 Please respect the character whose race is a terrible food pun

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8 months

@alex_kirshner @GQMagazine I was surprised this never really came up during the awful news cycle where everyone raced to turn a misheard Corso joke into a conspiracy against the Pac-12. Kirk and the rest of the crew's reaction was consistent with the way they've always protected him since the stroke.

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8 months

@DelaneyDuke12 @ClutchPoints she's probably going to finish her career with like the third most assists in the history of women's basketball lol

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@ADSohn

5 years

@edsbs Jury: We find the accuser guilty Cop: wait that's not how it Judge: *bangs gavel* take him away, bailiff Band: *plays neck*

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@ADSohn

9 months

@take_japper "I admire this guy's pluck" holy shit lmao

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@ADSohn

3 months

@SummerDC_ That foul on angel got universally criticized and the player who did it got thrown out of the game. This one didn't even get a flagrant lol

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@ADSohn

3 years

@Juana_LaCubana_ @KyleMorgenstein kyle give me the rock and I'll eat it

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4 years

@alex_kirshner 2017 ohio state had the three top picks in the draft all on their roster and lost 55-24 to the iowa hawkeyes

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4 years

@sreekyshooter remember when he said the mlk assassination hurt memphis in the playoffs

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21 days

This is part of a larger trend but both Florida MLB teams started out with very fun and distinct logos and now they both look like they belong to a moderately successful regional bank

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@DJLeMVP

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We don’t talk enough about how massive this downgrade was

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@PanasonicDX4500 @jfahr Fondly remembering the time the entire ringer staff yelled at him on main because he wouldn't stop simping for Elon

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5 years

@JoshuaMZeitz @matthewstoller He discusses Wallace's class appeal in the context of Wallace exploiting it to amass power, and then compares the way he did so to Literally Adolph Hitler. You have to be either wildly dishonest or a huge idiot to somehow read this as praise.

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4 years

@TylerIAm Somber FBI Camera Guy: no one ever enjoys arresting people and taking away their freedom. Agent Doug: *does elablorate vaudeville dance routine about how much he loves arresting people*

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@galacticdad this was bad advice

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@ADSohn

4 years

@abovethebreak3 I see otherwise smart people longing for the old bill simmons all the time but if you actually go back and read any of his old stuff it is so so fucking bad.

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@ADSohn

4 years

@edsbs did you just become the biggest sports media account on twitter by refusing to do paperwork

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@ADSohn

3 years

Receivers have killed Padilla in both games, he's only had like four genuinely bad passes

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@ADSohn

2 years

@mjwh24 hard to believe more Iowans weren't dying to eat at a second rate applebees run by the third most famous Wahlberg brother while they shopped for milk

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@ADSohn

2 years

@ethanprice Absolutely agree. I was living in California when Iowa legalized gay marriage and I remember bragging about Iowa's progressive history to everyone I talked to who was surprised that could happen in Iowa. Can't believe how much it's changed since then.

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adam s

@ADSohn

3 years

@JackDuffin oh word who scored the TD and had most of the receiving yards

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5 months

@ChadLeistikow surprised she shows up in photographs

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adam s

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4 years

so inspiring to see Pete and Amy put their personal differences aside and come together for a good cause: making sure millions of Americans remain in crippling debt and afraid to go to the hospital

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4 months

@its_whitney This man no less!!!

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@ADSohn

6 years

@JourdanJD @troule19 @spilman_brad

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2 years

@MattNorlander Matt this is a very stupid way to play darts

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adam s

@ADSohn

6 years

What I'm learning from the response here is that nothing unites Iowa and Iowa State fans more than calling PJ Fleck a turd.

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3 years

@keithurbahn no bs, definitely how I would describe the lead up to the iraq war

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@lib_crusher it's so cool that all he does now is write stuff like "why are there chicks in Gatorade commercials now?" and somehow everyone who was ever on a podcast with him will still link to him and call him smart

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@ADSohn

3 years

@38Godfrey all other available data leads me to believe this is way underestimating the binge drinking for the NFC north, our nation's drunkest region

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5 years

@Lis_Smith @PeteButtigieg Thank you, lis, knowing who a Jeb Bush staffer thinks the nominee should be in extremely important to me as a democratic caucus goer

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@DavidEickholt I realize she has had a slow start but they got a wide open layup for an all star man be fr

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5 months

@A_MoonMay ma'am are you sure you want to spend your time getting mad about a 22 year old hanging out with her friends

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4 months

@GreggDoyelStar Boy you weren't kidding about asking too much huh

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@ADSohn

1 year

This tweet is much funnier when you realize the 7 is Northern Iowa and not Iowa State

Tyler Barnes

@TylerBarnesIOWA

1 year

Dating back to the 2000 @NFL Draft, @jackcampbell133 became the 25th #Hawkeye to hear his name called who also played HS Football in the state of IA. The next closest schools have produced 7 and 3 guys respectively from the state of IA. The Best Players in Iowa go to Iowa! 🐤🐤

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@TreFourE @ImNotChris06 Over the last 5 games Caitlin's TS% is 8% better. Over the last 10 it's 10% better

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@ADSohn

4 years

@pescami Serious question do you believe the issue with the current senate is that it's members are too poor?

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@ADSohn

4 years

@Aaron_Torres This is true, but Rudy was actually showing symptoms at one point and the reaction from the rest of the team makes me think he was still acting carelessly even while outwardly sick. Also a good way to avoid blame is to not do any wacky bits about how unconcerned you are.

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@ADSohn

4 years

@MattBrownEP expecting UConn football to still exist in 2025 seems extremely optimistic

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@ADSohn

5 years

@edsbs I shared a cab with him in Vegas once coming back from Summer League and he made sure to let me know, completely unprompted, that he was Kobe's agent and that he had played with the Fab Five at Michigan.

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@ADSohn

3 years

@JHWeissmann they should pass good laws that people like imo

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@ADSohn

5 years

@WhiteSoxSlater also was pretty adamant during his life about not wanting to be used in exactly this way!

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@ADSohn

4 years

@killakow *deep sigh* Pearl Jam

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@ADSohn

8 months

@Natural_OneDurr They fucked up not getting her help in the portal, no one else on the team can reliably dribble or shoot.

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adam s

@ADSohn

5 years

@DanWolken @celebrityhottub @aNateScott "I have a good serve" lmao

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adam s

@ADSohn

4 years

@edsbs you would think it would hard to fuck up using a bed, and yet

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adam s

@ADSohn

4 years

@virgiltexas Disrespectful to move to this galaxy and not learn basic, if you ask me

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@ADSohn

5 years

@pickuphoop @HPbasketball Wiggins, in the middle of one of the worst season in the history of basketball, got as many votes from the players as Gobert

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@ADSohn

5 months

@Lexiebrown @galacticdad Boston might get 20 a game without even having to dribble

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adam s

@ADSohn

4 years

@mollylambert The first ten minutes of any flip or flop episode where the shithead rich couple gawk at how gross and outdated the home of some poor family they just evicted was is the most infuriating thing on TV

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adam s

@ADSohn

3 years

Did not realize that an undergraduate biology degree qualified you as an expert in infectious disease, and I got mine from a way better school than Iowa State. Please direct all covid questions to me

Des Moines Register

@DMRegister

3 years

Opinion: Children almost never die of COVID-19, and immunity after infection confers significant protection, writes Colin Coulter.

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@ADSohn

4 years

@jackhaveitall It is not one of his most talked about tics but any time he starts a sentence with "you know, I'm half Italian" he is about to say some truly wild shit

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@ADSohn

2 years

@SkinnyKenny_ The defense Illinois fans are going with is that they actually run this scam all the time lol

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@ADSohn

4 years

@edsbs gonna have to disagree that he should work in insurance this is the last person in the world I want advising me on coverage

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@ADSohn

7 years

@PolkCoSheriff Love 2 kill people so I can look tough on Twitter

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@ADSohn

3 years

@edsbs Probably the longest Gus has made it before one of these in awhile then

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@ADSohn

1 year

Iowa is like +50 points since Fran committed the greatest crime in the history of basketball (looking at a guy for a long time). How will Seth Davis explain this to his children?

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@ADSohn

2 years

News dumping your own commitment announcement as a five star is the most incredible Iowa shit I have ever seen, Proctor is going to win 4 straight outland trophies

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@ADSohn

3 months

@PanasonicDX4500 Not liking or watching the sport they are talking about hasn't stopped them so far no reason to assume it would be a problem

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@ADSohn

7 years

@edsbs Literally the entire plot of the force awakens was that he quit so hard no one could find him how is this a thing people are just now getting mad about

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adam s

@ADSohn

5 years

@bagniewski Sean tweet the numbers

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@ADSohn

4 years

@m_switkes @jbouie things are much different now, they can only get away with shooting their friends

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@ADSohn

5 years

@edsbs I once met a guy who played against Brandon Scherff back when he was playing QB for his high school team and he described it as trying to sack an oak tree.

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@ADSohn

5 months

Angel Reese when she can't rebound her own miss

Future Of The Retro

@TraeK_

5 months

LSU usually rebounds over 50% of their misses MTSU has held them to 3 offensive rebounds in a half. And out rebounding them 25 to 18 overall.

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@ADSohn

4 years

@TylerIAm I have seen people credit him for working on Durant's shot, and man that seems like a great gig, I would like to be Kyle Korver's shot doctor.

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adam s

@ADSohn

1 year

They're a really fun 6ish win team which honestly is coach of the year stuff under the circumstances

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adam s

@ADSohn

6 months

@ktausk13 hey speaking of Illinois players and prison time

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adam s

@ADSohn

4 years

@Cosmis The story becoming "Jordan was great because he was a psychotic asshole" instead of "Jordan was great and also a psychotic asshole" really explains a lot about our dumbshit country

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@ADSohn

2 months

@Deuce1042 no they don't

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adam s

@ADSohn

1 year

@_Zeets This goofy rule is extra stupid now that the music industry has collapsed to the point where the shirts are the only way that like 90% of bands make any money. I bet they like seeing them at their shows!

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adam s

@ADSohn

3 years

@felixsalmon I think if like 500 people called me a stupid asshole over the course of a couple hours I might do some self reflection but to each his own

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