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5 months

DEATHBED CONFESSION Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, and tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Susan," he

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Wear a neckerchief ... to play football Before a son had to go far away for a competition football match, his mother advised him. - It is very cold there so you must dress warmly or you will catch a cold. Here, I've already prepared a sweater, some stockings and a neckerchief for

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I swear to God he levitated: I have a friend who I’ve known since I was very little. One day, when he was six, I was at his house when he got this absolutely god-awful stomach pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor’s office, where the

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I’M THE BOSS! The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm the Boss!" He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned

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Advice A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, "Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home? The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry

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WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOU. A player was telling his mother about the game scheduled for that afternoon. - Today we will play in a stadium with a roof, Mom! His mother replied happily: -Really? That's very good. When you're playing won't have to worry about the hot Sun or rain

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6 months

Punctuate Correctly An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

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6 months

PROSPECTIVE STUDENT OF AGRICULTURE The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied. "Your father made a

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5 months

Thanks, Mrs. Miller, you the best: One time way back in sixth grade math class I had to fart really bad. Me being the idiot that I am decided that it would be silent. Big surprise it wasn’t. The only person talking was the teacher and she was interrupted by freaking cannon fire

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Pretend Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lack he said to his wife. “Please take the wheel, dear.

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6 months

THE PROPOSAL One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her

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Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for

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"Life is a series of moments, some big, some small, but each one holds the potential to make a difference. Cherish every moment and make it count. #CherishEveryMoment #LifeIsPrecious

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REFUGEE In Italy, an elderly man went to a priest and confessed. "Forgive me, Father," he sobbed. "During the war, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," the priest replied, "that's not a sin." "But," the man admitted, "I made him pay rent." "That wasn't so nice," the priest

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ― Mark Twain

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BUSSINESS AND FISHING One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to

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College Letters A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his

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Austin Mahone Fan

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10 years

Hope you had a great birthday @AustinMahone ❤️💙 http://t.co/PHY5NR1HEy

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10 years

Good night austin http://t.co/HGznHMaGRx

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