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3 years

Instagram has this feature where everytime you refresh, a couple gets engaged or married.

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3 years

Stuff'd is giving out free meals to employees of TTSH and i love everything about this poster ❤

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7 years

*Overheard in Zouk* Girl :"Sorry i have a boyfriend" Guy :" BITCH ME TOO!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

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10 years

THE BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME AWARD OF THIS YEAR GOES TO http://t.co/k5EJz7r8mx

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5 years

Jakarta: floods, 40 people dead and counting. Microinfluencers:

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4 years

While queuing for cai png this uncle behind me asked if he could go ahead for "a small order" cause he was in a rush. I said ok and he deadass ordered TWENTY EIGHT packs 🙃

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10 years

someone built baymax from snow omg this is legit so adorable http://t.co/ld1fpi3YFK

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3 years

The same kinda pressure y'all impose on your kids with mon- friday 5pm-930pm tuition and 4 hours of piano and 3 hours of adam khoo on Saturday mornings?

TODAY

@TODAYonline

3 years

MOE stresses that Covid-19 vaccination programme is voluntary after some parents raise concerns about feeling pressured

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3 years

I told the aunty i wanted my Thai food "dapao". Without missing a beat she said "yah la you think alot of people having here today?" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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9 years

This broke my heart.She waited for 63 years and some of you fucks complain about things like "Last Seen" and ticks tf http://t.co/Db76MzOmNp

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4 years

Jurong people be like "i know a place" and then bring you on a 24km road march around Jcube-Jem-Westagate-Hospital-Big Box-Imm

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

300 likes and I'll leak the videos

not yio chu kang

@sam_yck

2 years

3pm // 3am

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5 years

I genuinely feel very very sorry for the uniformed personnel in these videos. They really signed on to protect y'all entitled grandparents that wanna get the phones to play POKEMON GO and send fake news on Whatsapp groups.

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5 years

at this moment i think the police were getting angry already at the uncle who was being an irl keyboard warrior and i dont blame them cos THE UNCLE WAS DEADASS LOUDER THAN THE POLICE WITH LOUDSPEAKER i cant

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3 years

Someone forgot to switch accounts

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3 years

Exactly 1 year ago, Singapore entered Circuit Breaker and mental health practitioners were classified under "non-essential" 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Forbes

@Forbes

3 years

Singapore is an international model for mental health

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9 years

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAS http://t.co/7HtAtonXiK

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9 years

Bruh you're not dating a girl or a boy you're dating an octopus or a vacuum cleaner bruh http://t.co/nxwQaeGlO6

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5 years

I genuinely detest this kind of Singaporeans.

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6 years

Sorry but i genuinely didn't find this funny or entertaining. She's spoiled and annoying.

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6 years

How Eastsiders view Jurong

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10 years

Dad: "look for your brother " Me"uhm " http://t.co/AtyvNLvtv4

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10 years

If this photo of a cat mesmerized by a butterfly doesn't make your day a little better i question your life values http://t.co/dT1CK2E8bH

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9 years

According to chinese beliefs the gates of hell open tonight. No leh my school gates open at about 6am ????

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2 years

People are selling the safe entry gateways on carousell 💀💀💀💀💀

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3 years

Once i lied to my Mum that i was not meeting her for dinner cause i was studying for Prelims and she said she was gonna be taking care of my sister at her house. At 1am we bumped into each other at here LOLOL 💀💀💀💀💀

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@MothershipSG

3 years

1-Altitude at One Raffles Place closing down after 12 years

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@ABCDEFGORDON

10 years

If Anne Frank could write this after all she went through you guys need to drop that "trust no one" crap #realtalk http://t.co/DWmXVe5LNG

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1 year

The Straits Times

@straits_times

1 year

Inappropriate relationship between Tan Chuan-Jin and Cheng Li Hui continued despite counselling: PM Lee

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@ABCDEFGORDON

1 year

Millennials : yall embarassing her!! Gen-Zs : our Queen of IDGAFganistan!!!!!

Chua Chin Hon

@chinhon

1 year

I fail to see the need to embarrass this woman this way with a photo and a blaring headline. It’s not that unusual and there’s zero news worthiness. Do better, ST eds

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3 years

Honestly I'd rather view 100 posts of people getting jabbed than a single heterosexual couple waving their BTO papers like it means shit for everyone else.

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

My grandmother introducing Chinese wine to the United States for the first time in 1842.

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

I went to buy breakfast and i was showing her the TT app. She said "yah this one then correct. show me that kind for what? Aunty got 6 children leh i also can" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

gordon

@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

OMG i forgot go log outta my porn account and i showed the MacDonalds aunty a video of someone getting railed on a hotel balcony instead of the TT app 😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

New specs

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3 years

last night my friend told me how she came out to her mother over Christmas and the mother hugged her because she just won a $2000 bet with her father that they had for ~ 7 years LOLOLOLOOOLOLL

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@ABCDEFGORDON

10 years

Parents :"When you make mistakes what do you say?????" Me : http://t.co/PTBYI5QDos

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@ABCDEFGORDON

4 years

The GST payout was $600. Clearly it has the word "6"And you think the government isn't planning anything??? 😤 If you accept the money, you are accepting the devil's physical manifestation of SIN!!!!!!!

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@ABCDEFGORDON

6 years

The 5th reply to this tweet was a killer

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gordon

@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

Imagine saying "i love you" faster than an ezbuy shipment

AsiaOne

@asiaonecom

2 years

17% of Singapore residents would say 'I love you' after 2 weeks of dating: Survey

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6 years

Wears too much A&F perfume, listens to EDM at 8am and will ask you why were you looking at his girl at the club. Also uses the word "bro" too much.

Marshvini

@darklordddddddd

6 years

guys who dresses up like that 😍😍😍

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@ABCDEFGORDON

10 years

A mother's last words to her daughter about finding the right guy.Dem feels i cannot contain http://t.co/9MIBVVaQrX

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

do y'all feel like alot of Singaporeans have this........ NPC energy?????

TraphouseJodeci

@Ye_Ali

2 years

dating an unfunny person has got to be hell

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@ABCDEFGORDON

10 years

The "smelly bangalas"you people complain about are working despite the rain.Let's learn to be greatful for them guys http://t.co/GAYkzgFuZl

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@ABCDEFGORDON

5 years

The tinder bio profile is definitely not a man that was looking for a woman LOL

Mothership

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5 years

I met a S’porean lady who went through 20,000 dating profiles to find true love. It was intense.

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5 years

Tutee : "Gordon Kor Kor do you have a girlfriend?" Me:" ah? No" T: "Is it because you have boyfriend?" Me:"No ah why?" T:"Is it because you're ugly? Cause my mummy say you chubby" Me, now:

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@ABCDEFGORDON

5 months

The PRESIDENT of Taiwan just publicly congratulated a drag queen for winning. We're 40 years behind

蔡英文 Tsai Ing-wen

@iingwen

5 months

Congratulations to you, Nymphia Wind @66wind99 , for being so accomplished in the difficult art form of drag, and for being the first Taiwanese to take the stage and win on @RuPaulsDragRace . Right after being crowned queen, you said “Taiwan, this is for you.” Taiwan thanks you

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5 years

Bro they gave her a MCBukkake

Mothership

@MothershipSG

5 years

Lady in S’pore requests extra mayo in her McSpicy burger, gets slightly more mayo than expected

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2 years

i WILL open the doors and we all gonna meet him together

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@davenewworld_2

2 years

Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

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@ABCDEFGORDON

5 years

I say this with all due respect, what non muslims Tweet/Retweet isn't for you to dictate. Don't police what others can or cannot do while riding the virtue high horse of being "accepting".

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

Glad to know the $42 dollars is gonna settle the downpayment 😍😍😍😍

AsiaOne

@asiaonecom

3 years

Here's why you should save your ang baos for your future home instead of spending it straightaway

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7 years

" Tbh "Netflix and Chill" is so basic. You wanna IMAX and Climax?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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3 years

Been here 6 mins and i already got the "wah no girlfriend again this year ah" TWICE

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8 years

@thelocalrebel replied

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2 years

Decided to publicly identify my sexual orientation for the first time today - and what better way to do it than a news page?❤️💜💙

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2 years

Had a very stressful morning trying to convince cohorts of judgy tweens that what i do is cool (and fun).

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4 years

Is comparing a kid/teen's developing cognitive and social skills with a young adult's really the compelling argument you think it is???

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3 years

Also i went on a cruise and i wore the UA Pride merch. I was terrified of leaving my room at first but I refused to give in to fear and I ended up getting alot of highfives from people as i jogged on the deck. It was incredible.

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9 years

MY CAT SO FUCKING DONE WITH ME HAHAHAHAHAAHS

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3 years

OMG i forgot go log outta my porn account and i showed the MacDonalds aunty a video of someone getting railed on a hotel balcony instead of the TT app 😫😫😫😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭

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10 years

Hokkien tongue twisters LOL http://t.co/pNlch7kNXL

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3 years

It's been 5 months into this internship. I'm incredibly grateful for all that I've learned so far but I have decided I would prefer to marry a Billionaire instead.

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8 years

@thelocalrebel hi no hate but just a random thought

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2 years

that moment when you realize Zoe Tay is wearing the same dress as Lady Gaga in House of Gucci's premier

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2 years

Hello Twitter peeps!! after 3.5 years, officially a graduate!!!

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2 years

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

I sat through a *eight* hour interview for my dream job. I tried my best and I have no regrets if I dont land it. So fingers crossed.

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2 years

this man is the blueprint for me

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3 years

Meanwhile all we get is this heterosexual beauty blender

Mothership

@MothershipSG

3 years

Vaporeon Pokémon chosen as ambassador for Japan's 'Water Day'

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5 years

Idk what's sending me more the fact that he photoshopped a submerging car, two people struggling behind or a fcking crocodile creeping up behind him.

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2 years

(river) cruising

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2 years

Bisexual that goes to spin? Groundbreaking

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4 years

Our Transport Minister retired??? Would you say he.... tapped out?

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2 years

If you heterosexual and see people wearing pink near chinatown, pls approach them and give them $50.

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3 years

I topped ystd and nobody wrote an article about me?

TODAY

@TODAYonline

3 years

Allan Wu’s 17-Year-Old Daughter Awarded Student Of The Year For Topping Her Class

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3 years

my prof no longer gives a shit

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1 year

This show was so ahead of it's time tbh

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10 years

A man went to jail for 50 years for a crime he didn't commit and was robbed off a life he didn't live.fucked up http://t.co/1rA4qGkzfb

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3 years

My ex girlfriend's parents asked me to join them for dinner this weekend. Told her about it and she said her dad is using that to piss her off and I should just say I'm busy. Guess where I'm going for dinner tomorrow🤝🏼❤❤❤

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

Beautiful words from the group of people who designed a slew of policies to shut out these communities from public housing in certain areas.

TODAY

@TODAYonline

3 years

Concerns of groups such as women, minorities, LGBTQ are important, cannot be dismissed as ‘illegitimate or exaggerated’: Lawrence Wong

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3 years

Can't believe Syed Saddiq has met otters in his first 3 weeks in SG and I've never crossed paths with any after TWO DECADES of staying here 😭😭😭😭

Syed Saddiq

@SyedSaddiq

3 years

Makan tak ajak 😆 With my new friends in Singapore❤️

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6 years

Some Singaporeans are first to throw the "we are first world country" phrase but lose their marbles when they see 2 boys kiss???

Mothership

@MothershipSG

6 years

S’pore student gets online hate for photo of kiss with male partner, JC ‘advised’ him to take it down

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

On eight of these occasions, she is accused of meeting Mr Francis at the “staircase and area” outside of a block of flats along Bukit Batok Street 24, where they did “jumping jacks, lunges and other cardiovascular exercises”. i- 💀💀💀💀💀💀

TODAY

@TODAYonline

3 years

Woman charged with meeting man 10 times during circuit breaker to exercise, watch movies

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2 years

To the two boys holding hands in school 🥺🏳️‍🌈, Stop blocking the entire fucking hallway

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

This has the same energy as Straits Times saying it's gonna rain lmao

Mothership

@MothershipSG

3 years

S’poreans may get to travel overseas again after Oct. 2021, if vaccination rates keep improving

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

My cousin's older gay/lesbian friends are giving me angpows bc they all have long term partners now. I love this yaaaass GAYS AND LESBIANS I WANT THIS COMMUNITY TO THRIVE (angpows) ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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2 years

Almost all my friends are in clubs or having sexytime w their partners and I'm here mopping the floors in genting 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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7 years

To the kids who didn't do well in O lvls yesterday, please do not be sad. Look at me, i flunked O's and where am i now???? An even more spectacular loser lmao you got bigger failures ahead don't be sad now.

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8 years

Barista : Sir can i have your name ? Me: Gordon B: Sorry? M:Gordon like Ramsay? B : ok How ??????????????

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2 months

For non-bisexuals this is like when captain america lifted the hammer

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@sounds_of_cheol

2 months

lisa and mingyu rockstar challenge!

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2 years

Grab driver just said i looked "remarkable for someone in his late 30s" i-

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5 years

9 years ago i lost someone, Someone whom promised to see the world with me because of a drunk driver. . 6 years ago when i almost gave up on life, i decided that i needed a goal. . Today, part of that plan is set in motion. . I miss you T. I'll see the world for us. . Let's go.

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2 years

shared screen to my prof and i essentially flashed my Tinder to 30 people ...........GOODBYE

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@ABCDEFGORDON

10 years

I found a deodorant for you http://t.co/HANLgb5SFc

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6 years

Guy in camp: Singapore the smallest country in the world sia! Me: It's actually the Vatican City which is 0.44 km², and it's interesting because it's a country surrounded by a city, in a country. It only has 1000 people. GIC : huh no la singapore smallest what? Me:

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@ABCDEFGORDON

8 years

My compiled response over the past 24hrs in general response to everyone over this whole fiasco.

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@ABCDEFGORDON

6 years

Pls use a condom for valentine's i am damn sick and tired of attending so many birthday parties in November

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2 years

My 90 year old nana called me a pussy in hokkien for disinfecting the house cause my brother and his gf are still ART +ve like bitch I'm trynna keep YOU safe 😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Not the iphone notes apology thats so beauty influencer coded 😭😭😭😭😭

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@ABCDEFGORDON

3 years

People glorify shit like this and pretend to be shocked when people commit suicide when GCE results come out

Alfie

@_Alfieee

3 years

The weird moralistic commentary aside ("I was impressed by her spending her travel time on her studies"), isn't it...a bit creepy to be snapping these random pictures of strangers on the bus?!

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1 year

1) handicapped toilet in malls 2) airplane toilets 3) toilets in cafes 4) your toilet at home Stop falling for shit the right-wing americans are fear mongering it to be it's honestly very pathetic

TODAY

@TODAYonline

1 year

Temporary designation of Suntec toilets as 'gender-neutral' sparks hostile online reaction; others see move as positive

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5 years

@LorealNOParis_ @Iovethat4me A wholesome exchange must be acknowledged when chanced upon 😭😭❤

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

I officially enter the workforce tmr so this is my last plea for a sugar daddy pls i am BEGGING 😭😭😭😭😭

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@ABCDEFGORDON

2 years

Spicy take: If the future PM and his party is gonna sit there thinking the upcoming generations of Sg peeps are gonna sit there and let them talk out of their ass like that, they really have a VERY rude awakening coming in the coming GEs.

CNA

@ChannelNewsAsia

2 years

Most people in Singapore want to work longer, provided that they are healthy: Lawrence Wong

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