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Conservative Opinions and Sarcasm. 🇺🇸 Survivor of The Long Dark Winter. TRUMP2024 | 80's Kid | Proud Father | MAGA 🇺🇲 9️⃣🦶🛋️

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Gaslighting Tactics: The Leftists are using all their tools to protect the regime. Seen any of these lately?
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@creepydotorg Guess this means we need to send another $3 billion to Ukraine.
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@LauraLoomer @KamalaHarris She was raised in a small town, unburdened by religion and what could have been.
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@Travis_in_Flint Went out of their way to insult a large group of their customers. Smart move.
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@EverythingOOC Grandpa never could have imagined things would get this bad.
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@MattWallace888 THIS is the way. I'm a Chiefs fan this week (only)
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@DiedSuddenly_ The Operation Warp Speed liability waiver was for a 'vaccine' and they delivered a 'treatment'. This should be applied retroactively. Let the lawsuits begin.
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@CitizenFreePres Now is the time for the FBI (and other agencies) to be honest and transparent about how many informants / sources were involved. Demand the truth.
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@streetmediatv They gonna claim the dog was armed.
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@VivekGRamaswamy Vivek keeping it classy.
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@EndWokeness The attackers were mostly peaceful. ~ CNN probably.
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@simonateba @Ilhan Some people did something?
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@weirddalle I know people who wouldn't acknowledge the same mistake.
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@simonateba LMAO. Leaked, allegedly, former allies, undisclosed, claims. ClownWorld
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@LeadingReport It's not just his free speech, but our right to hear him.
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@ImMeme0 Call them out. Shame them. Make their lives miserable.
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@LeadingReport In related news, Chris Christie will skip his Friday Golden Corral buffet a show of solidarity with Trump.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I had a neighbor who's entire face was tattooed. It was difficult talking with him because I couldn't stop trying to read what his upper lip said.
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@simonateba Yep. Put yourself in his place.
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@catturd2 Dude kept walking reminds me of Hillary, won't go away.
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@ClownWorld_ Overboard? He was too nice.
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@catturd2 If you're not on some DOJ or FBI list, you ain't trying to save the country.
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@Alphafox78 Depends on whether she's your kid or your girl.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Dude is really into bird watching.
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@TaraBull808 I've personally watched an adult member of my famiLeft start shaking and rocking back and forth for merely hearing the word Trump. Not a joke.
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@marklevinshow Seems like the Bragg-Merchan precedent could be used to take a speeding ticket from six years ago, claim you were speeding to cover-up another crime that we don't need to prove, or even declare and convert the speeding ticket to a felony prosecution.
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@LeadingReport Consultant? A consultant was allowed access to that info? Whoever approved the access should be found as well.
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@simonateba The thought of Joe answering the phone at 3 am would be laughable, if it weren't so terrifying. Que the TDS rants now.
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@Alphafox78 The girl with a high body count claims it's the other girls who suffer from insecurity. Irony.
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@MrAndyNgo Media demand for hate outpacing supply. Gotta get those numbers up!!
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@ScottAdamsSays A little John Denver, a little Tom Petty
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@dom_lucre Turning to Aaron Rodgers, Roseanne Barr and Alex Jones for the truth. Who knew.
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@PicturesFoIder @wildtiktokss Stalking is when two people go on a long romantic walk and only one of them knows about it.
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@Timcast Oh how they hate it when their own tactics are applied to them.
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@LeadingReport John Kerry is the definition of grifter. Between his wife and government career, he's created zero on his own.
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@ClownWorld_ Stores close in areas like this, then politicians claim it's racial and earn more votes.
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@stillgray They really should invent some sort of warning horn on trains to ensure this doesn't happen.
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@amuse If you're not already on some FBI list, then you're not working hard enough.
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@JebraFaushay She refers to the child by months because she's still breast feeding it.
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@unusual_whales Had to wait for the elections in Mexico to be over to start the scamdemic
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@dom_lucre It's interesting that being 'trans' also makes a person seek attention. Odd.
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@stillgray Alex is usually right, he's just early and it freaks people out.
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@LeadingReport "Bombshell" ain't nothing until something is actually done.
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@WarClandestine Civil war just started.
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@ClownWorld_ Her clothes should say "Saggy" instead.
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@Breaking911 The Mayor said "You think Lightfoot was racist? Hold my beer." ~ probably.
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@unusual_whales Nothing says democracy like calling for new laws to jail your political opponents.
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@ClownWorld_ It's not that you're gay. It's that you make being gay the main focus of your identity.
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@disclosetv Who says they're not assimilating into American culture? Seems pretty 21st Century young American to me.
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@liz_churchill10 @RealAlexJones Shame them, everywhere they go. Use their own tactics against them.
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@detectclips Dude has serious game.
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@libsoftiktok It's not normalized, it's tolerated. You get what you tolerate.
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@RealJamesWoods To be fair, this was 'mostly' peaceful.
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@TaraBull808 The Biden Harris Regime.
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@ChuckCallesto @disclosetv This type of thing right here is why I'm not so concerned about cow farts.
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@stillgray Imagine how much worse it could have been if they weren't wearing masks.
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@Travis_in_Flint Trump is just in their way. They do it to a billionaire and former President in order to prove they can (and will) do it to you
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@ScottAdamsSays And you know Joe thought he was so clever. They'll never know, just write 'loan repayment' on the checks. No joke, not a lie.
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@stillgray Why is somebody taking video instead of helping? Getting views, bruh!
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@LeadingReport "New" evidence, as in "old" evidence that was buried by the prosecution?
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@ClownWorld_ America's future is so bright.
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@ClownWorld_ But they can tell you how many likes they got last Wednesday. So there's that.
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@amuse And Ricky Vaughn got seven months in prison for a meme.
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@simonateba Still voting for him. Attack harder, leftist.
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@Alphafox78 As a society, you get what you tolerate.
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@EndWokeness We get what we tolerate. Simple as that.
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@LibertyCappy Why do so many Hollywood celebs have trans kids? Must be coincidence
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@amuse This has NEVER been about justice. Under communism, it never is.
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@Travis_in_Flint "failed national policy"? It's the policy YOU voted for..
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@LeadingReport Oh boy, HOT WATER. Now we've really got them. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 THAT is the definition of Natural Selection.
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@LauraLoomer The more extreme they go, the more likely some people will red pill.
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@Alphafox78 Guess this means we need to send another $ billion to Ukraine
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@amuse Looks like Joe will resort to morning FBI raids.
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@kylenabecker First she blames the local police. Now she blames a slopped roof. Apparently the buck doesn't stop with her. You're fired!
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@GuntherEagleman Fun fact, there are more bars and nightclubs in Kiev now than before the war started.
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@ClownWorld_ How many people get a standing ovation one night and the next day are arrested for killing a person?
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@LeadingReport The Pride flag represents ONLY ONE THING. There is absolutely no difference between myself and a gay man. I can walk, talk, dress, behave and everything else exactly the same as a gay man and not be gay. I'm not gay until I have SEX with a man. THE PRIDE FLAG = SEX
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@VigilantFox "The data is legit; that's why they are arresting Barry." This is all you need to know.
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@MrAndyNgo @Hazelbrook_MS @TigardTualSD It was pre-planned, otherwise the person recoding wouldn't have been there.
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@libsoftiktok Call yourself whatever you want. Just don't make me play along with you.
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@CitizenFreePres The Left is deathly afraid of Jordan.
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@simonateba Surprised he didn't claim Beau was one of the three killed.
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@dom_lucre Elon is the ultimate troll. Love it.
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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 By "group" you mean thugs?
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@MarioNawfal Bad Business Practices = wokeness
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@TaraBull808 It's gotten to the point where people will start handling this by themselves.
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@simonateba It's "working" depends on what you're trying to accomplish. Joe does think this economy is working. High inflation on every day things, high gas price that impacts the poorest workers. Housing prices out of reach.
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@ChuckCallesto Get your pronouns locked and loaded boys, we're heading out!
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@LauraLoomer Then throw in the Tucker / Putin interview end of day.
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Why are they so afraid of @TuckerCarlson interviewing Putin?
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@catturd2 No daddy issues there, just empowerment. And a few STD's
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@simonateba @AOC @RepMikeJohnson THIS removes any hesitation I had about Rep Johnson for Speaker. Can always count on AOC.
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@CitizenFreePres No Kevin, not the whole country.
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@dom_lucre Imagine if she listened to Joe Biden telling her she is oppressed, a victim and would have to work 10X harder than everybody else. Congrats Dorothy Jean!
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@LeadingReport Just days before the Epstein list is to be released.
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@simonateba Could be a dude. Never know these days.
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@RadioGenoa Eventually people will handle this on their own.
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@LeadingReport Dems upset that they can't throw people in prison for whatever they want.
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@LeadingReport They're writing history today
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TEXAS HISTORY There is NO WAY Gov Abbott will allow himself to go down in Texas History as the dude who gave in to the Federal government. It's that simple.
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@ChuckCallesto Can you imagine Biden having to go into an emergency meeting where things really mattered?
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