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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
6 months
🏆🏆>>🏆 #Relentless
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Like a fucking punch to the gut.
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Cooked for 140 ppl and still had time to clown my face up and make a birds nest in it. Party time 🥴
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
HA
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Beryl broke me, I have been struggling to make it through this week, I feel like I still haven’t slept enough.
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Happy birthday to ME 😍
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
About time ASSHOLES!!!!
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
GOOD MORNING!!! SAY IT BACK☺️
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
I still feel very blessed to be able to feed my family and my ride or die neighbors during this trying time.
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Hey friends, just wanted to say y’all will be in my thoughts and prayers. Stay safe❤️
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Ok bye ya me voy pa la calle😈
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Buenas afternoon errybodies.
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@9802MonGar
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13 days
Buenas tardes. Hacer la cena🥲
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Boo 👻
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
They are ready☕️
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Buenas🙂‍↕️
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Hi, I feel like 💩
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Made 100 little empanadas of Dulce de leche for no real reason🫠
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
4 months
Minimal sleep, more coffee. Buenos días☕️
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
PSA Don’t be dicks riding around trying to peep into ppls homes, some of us are strapped.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
1 month
SHE LOVES IT🥹❤️
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
1 month
My big kid mentioned once that she’d like to have “afternoon tea”, just us girls. Got my tea set today, strawberry scones just came out, working on the tea sandwiches. She’s going to love this🥹 The things we do to make our kids happy❤️
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Happy Father’s Day to all the loving and hard working, daddies out there. We see you and we love you. Have a blessed day♥️
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
3 months
Good morning. I understand you can’t prevent power going out for everyone but, I feel like more could’ve been done? Let’s not forget the hell we went through just because we have power again. I want to know who was responsible for me not having power for almost 8 days.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
15 days
Hi. Cream cheese and cherry preserves, quieres?☕️
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
1 month
My big kid mentioned once that she’d like to have “afternoon tea”, just us girls. Got my tea set today, strawberry scones just came out, working on the tea sandwiches. She’s going to love this🥹 The things we do to make our kids happy❤️
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@9802MonGar
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10 days
👋🏼
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
2 layer carrot cake w cream cheese frosting. Do not come after me, I am not a professional cake decorator!!!🔪
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Oh hell yeah😮‍💨
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Y’ALL THINK I’M PLAYING🗣️🗣️
@9802MonGar
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5 months
Get up, I made barbacoa. You make the guac, I’ll start on the tortillas☕️
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Step nieces wanted cinnamon rolls.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
4 months
How many bacon egg n bean tacos y’all want?
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
3 months
Making Jr breakfast, name that food..!
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
2 months
Fuck that brisket queso. I’m here for that Tito’s Texas tea.
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Hi Centerpoint, my lights are out again. It rained only 2 minutes.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
4 months
So when are we going to agree that I’m everybody’s Twitter Tia…?
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
1 month
Feels horrible hearing your 15 yr old crying and screaming because he was having a nightmare that he lost his mom. He rushed downstairs to hug me and I was cleaning, he couldn’t even tell me what was happening for the first few minutes, just hugged me and cried. Fuuuck.
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@9802MonGar
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6 days
Albóndigas y arroz for dinner. Si o no 👀
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Was throwing out old shit from some boxes and I found my last pair of prescription glasses before I had my LASIK in 2017. 👀
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@9802MonGar
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28 days
Today is our goddaughter’s gotcha day❤️ Can’t wait to see her later to give her THE BIGGEST HUG, flowers, and toys🥹
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Buenos dias.
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Salud fam
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Good morning. I stopped counting the hours I don’t have power. I’m just focused on feeding my kids and Shrek.
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@9802MonGar
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8 days
It’s nice and cool outside and I have an intense urge to make tamales. Fml
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Enchiladas suizas.
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Anyway, finally have signal, no power. Not my first Rodeo. Hope y’all are doing ok.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
3 months
I have a neighbor that lets her dogs out every morning to poop in other neighbor’s front yard. I run outside when I see them squatting in my front yard and yell a no a chingar su madre a cargar por otro lado and she’ll walk to the street to watch me but she won’t say shit. Babosa
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
I’m drinking today. Fuck this rain.
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Good morning😴
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Good morning, un taco de chicharrón con huevo en salsa roja con frijoles refritos?
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Ready for Shrek to walk through the door.
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Poached eggs and sriracha >>>
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
1 month
Bacon grease in the pan, it’s go time. Good morning everyone☕️
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Feliz Viernes. Now send me all your 90s cumbias sonideras —for real. Need a new playlist, gracias.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
3 months
There is water and food distribution in my area, thankfully we don’t need it. If this is happening in your area and you don’t need it, don’t go, let the folks that really need that help get it.
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Pinche Texans, pinche Astros 🥲
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
10 days
Carnitas
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
1 month
Good morning to everyone but Ort.
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@9802MonGar
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12 days
Good morning, buenos días. It’s time to get up☕️
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@9802MonGar
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11 days
Chicharrón in salsa roja, yes or no 👀
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Buenos días o ya de una vez buenas tardes, cuantos tacos quieren?
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Not that anyone cares but, my big kid asked me for beaver tails, so I made beaver tails with a brown butter maple glaze and sprinkled lightly w powdered sugar. Ok Canada, this is good.
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Milanesaaa de pollo.
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Huaraches de carne de puerco en salsa verde con frijoles refritos y queso. Not we wait for Shrek to walk through the door.
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Y’all wish me luck, my daughter really wants me to make ratatouille..like the one in the movie, for her today. She bought all the stuff for it yesterday before she came home from work 😩
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Me to the weekend💦💦💦 Happy Friday everyone 🥳
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Mis hombres ❤️
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Buenos días, I guess.☕️
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Waiting for Shrek to walk through the door.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
3 months
Because of girls, he chose contacts over glasses this yr 🫠 It was inevitable.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
5 months
Baby boy is 15 today😭😩🥹
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Can’t wait to fill you up again, baby 🥹
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
An owl almost took my yorkie this morning😭 We’ve seen eagles and only one owl on this side of town since I’ve lived here but nothing as big as what I saw this morning at 2a when I had let my dogs out. I’m still shaking cause the nose is wings made was scary, that thing was HUGE
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
🙂
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
2 months
Get verified for $11 a month?😂 I’d rather buy eggs.
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
2 months
Good morning everyone, have a great Tuesday.
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Someone take this away from me 😭
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Buenos días. Ay que aprovechar que el hombre quiso recalentado por casi no traga recalentado el beesh 😂☕️
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
We have 5 vehicles now and we’re a family of 4. To me, this is madness. Shrek has gone off the deep end.
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
When you want more peach cobbler but you know you shouldn’t 😩
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Just wanted to share a pic of my brothers, my nephew and my jr from Saturday 🥹❤️
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@9802MonGar
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1 month
Happy Friday the 13th everyone.
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Your girl LOVES a great deal. Time to throw these in the deep freezer.
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Hi 🙂
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
5 months
Fever broke, I’m on a roll this morning. Cooking beans, washing clothes, and washed dishes. I’m back-ish.😂
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@9802MonGar
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8 days
Agua de jamaica is done ✅
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@9802MonGar
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4 months
Who tf am I shanking for Jose 🤬 Fucking umps your mom is a HOE
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Since Monday afternoon I’ve been in shorts and crop tops, Shrek looks at me everyday and says no sabía que tenías chores y camisas de muchacha Betch shut up, it’s HOT😤🔪
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
2 months
Good morning, time to make lonche. Thank you all very much for yesterday’s birthday wishes ❤️
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@9802MonGar
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18 days
Salud fam
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
Happy Friday everyone
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
3 months
My I want to go to el rancho face
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
My kids are annoying 😅 The oldest is pissed at everything The youngest is a chatty kathy They need their wifi back cause I’m about to lose my shit🥲
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
10 days
Madre santa 🤌🏼
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
10 days
Kings
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
2 months
I wonder what ppl that are new to Texas think of our weather 😂
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@9802MonGar
Miranduh
5 months
Shreks pork ribs in salsa, rice, refried beans and flour tortillas🫡
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@9802MonGar
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5 months
Spending time with our little one ♥️
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Salud
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Nope, not yet. Day 8.
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@9802MonGar
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3 months
Hoy me dio ganas de desayunar como se desayuna en el rancho❤️
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@9802MonGar
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2 months
🐷
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