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@96nsuave

4 months

To a player with 4 champions league 😭😹

Lili ᰔᩚ.

@hangitinthelouv

4 months

"This is what you came for." 🥹🩵

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5 months

Jude Bellingham is 12 years younger than Lucas Vasquez (32) and he's practicing dance moves with him in training but a certain Norwegian who's 5 years older than Bellingham told us it's difficult making friends in Real Madrid.

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5 months

🗣️ Lucas Vazquez: “The dance? It’s a very cool photo. We’ve done that celebration in some training sessions and this was the right moment.”

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4 months

Sometimes we get carried away and forget they are just kids. 2 UCL finals at 23 is very insane

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5 months

🚨 OFFICIAL: Rodrygo is nominated for the best U23 player in La Liga 23/24 season award.

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@96nsuave

1 month

The only person who saw Pele score his 1000th goal is now playing for Real Madrid

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@96nsuave

4 months

They have so much in common -Jersey number -underrated -score crucial goals -Important CDR performance -Their mouth always puts them in trouble

Madrid Zone

@theMadridZone

4 months

Past and present #11 . 🤍

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@96nsuave

5 months

Real Madrid close roof, you think say na because of AC?

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@96nsuave

5 months

"making friends at Real Madrid is not easy" uno

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@96nsuave

2 months

Bro imagine dragons were real🤯

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@96nsuave

5 months

They called Ronaldo arrogant They called Benzema an abuser They called Vinicius a provocator They are calling Bellingham a PR machine Notice the pattern when it’s a Real Madrid player shining?

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@96nsuave

5 months

Imagine trying to racially abuse this one, he’d prolly score a hat trick on your head and celebrate by eating bananas

Dr Yash 

@YashRMFC

5 months

Endrick's celebration in LaLiga will hit like crack

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@96nsuave

5 months

This is our finest player😹

LALIGA

@LaLiga

5 months

🎉🤍

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@96nsuave

4 months

@liamudoh Fairs But those broke niggas life memes your fanbase are spamming are hilarious He's one of the most decorated players in that dressing room

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@96nsuave

5 months

@official_micolo If Arda Guler can fit in, your excuse is dead on arrival

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@96nsuave

4 months

Militao is not the only problem in this video btw, I won't mention names, just observe.

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@96nsuave

5 months

This clip summarizes Rodrygo’s season, hustle without evidence 😭

WolfRMFC

@WolfRMFC

5 months

Imagine Arda Guler wasn’t injured at the start of the season, he would easily be on 15+ goals just coming on from the bench

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@96nsuave

5 months

I like when Carlo does this before a big game Now the opps can't prepare properly cause we just played trash

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@96nsuave

10 days

UCL Debut Goal La Liga Debut Goal NT Debut Goal Legally Married No complains for minutes No age PR No trusting the process No generational shouts Just straight up results Sir Bobby✨

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@96nsuave

7 months

Benzema has more Balon D Or nominations than Lewandowski and Suarez, but Benzema is the inconsistent one

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@96nsuave

1 month

@Dark_sheriff4 Sir Bobby😌

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@96nsuave

29 days

Rodrygo fans rn

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@96nsuave

5 months

If u vex us , we will close roof

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@96nsuave

5 months

@_collins_a Mallorca, 2016 and 2022 ATM, Cadiz on a hot afternoon, Getafe early kick off💀

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@96nsuave

5 months

This guy for has been our most important attacker this season He’s the glue, he scores and assists even if it’s not every match day, he’s always available to play, regardless of position. A fantastic well rounded attacker whose importance is beyond just numbers

👑Kvng Olagreat™⚽️

@TheRealOlagreat

5 months

Oriade mí atata ❤️

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@96nsuave

5 months

Carlo is the reason: Vini is a 40+ G/A player Karim Benzema has a BDO Rodrygo is a City killer Jude is leading the BDO race "Look at the squad we have" Carlo is why u rate them Why are u bringing down Carlo for making our players better?

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@96nsuave

10 days

Notice how Barca fans are not praising Endrick or isn’t a UCL debut goal at 18 in less than 10 mins on the pitch not impressive? Exactly why I won’t praise their players.

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@96nsuave

5 months

This season we beat Barcelona at Home, Away and Far away

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@96nsuave

4 months

Carletto Ancelotti you beautiful mad man. Kroos and Tchouameni sit back while 2 good ball carriers combine to beat every single press with a triangle. Guess who completes each triangle. Karim Benzema😭😭

Ngozi

@Ngozioliseozuem

4 months

See what you people are saying Xabi will beat. I told y’all, it was man marking, no matter who was coming into Bayer Leverkusen’s starting 11, nothing was gonna change. Every Atalanta player knew their man and made sure they was well marked. Their best player Wirtz, was on the

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@LanreSonde I see what u did there😅

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@96nsuave

4 months

@omoluabi_0303 No they don’t There’s stats in the thread for u Nice try boy

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@96nsuave

4 months

“Rodrygo has not been good lately” “Brahim has been better” “I prefer Brahim starts over Rodrygo in the final” “Rodrygo doesn’t offer much lately” Meanwhile Rodrygo at 23:

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@MadridXtra

5 months

Rodrygo has scored the 4th most goals in this Champions League format in Real Madrid history. 🤯

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@96nsuave

2 months

They don’t rate him…until it’s time to win

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@96nsuave

5 months

I've not seen any Real Madrid fan mention Arda Guler's age while propping him

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@96nsuave

7 months

whats funny is you can make a 3 minute comp of misses for every top 20 attacker on the planet. Its the number of goals they score that matters in the end. Benzema was loved by every player fanbase...till he won the Balon d or

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@datkolzguy

7 months

2 minutes of Ronaldo missing Big Chances created by Benzema

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@96nsuave

4 months

Arda Guler has more league titles than Martin “Real Madrid regrets selling ” Odegaard

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@96nsuave

4 months

This is what we are losing. I don’t want to hear Carlo slander when we can’t control tempo for a while. Losing this sort of passer is not a joke.

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@Squawka

4 months

Toni Kroos completed every LaLiga campaign of his career with at least 92% pass accuracy. Kr∞s Control™

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@96nsuave

1 month

If you like win 15-1 when we jam, we park bus and net u 3 from 3 attempts

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@96nsuave

5 months

Our time will come

Slake

@Cerebrone

5 months

Who is currently the face of Real Madrid?

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@96nsuave

11 days

The best part of that Endrick goal is how he ignored Vini and Mbappe They should take ball striking lessons from the young man😒

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@96nsuave

1 month

The way Jude gagged the world this night is so funny😂

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@96nsuave

27 days

This is more like it.

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@96nsuave

5 months

Klopp dey toast Vini for pitch Pep dey cut eye for Rodrygo Arsenal insists Tchouameni is available Bayern fans have turn to Rodrygo entourage Chelsea still trying to sign Mbappe Small Joselu we are managing, Manyew want to take him from us too😭??

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@96nsuave

6 months

Is Rodrygo inconsistent or he's played out of position?

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@96nsuave

5 months

5 more La liga and we will begin having conversations about Messiboku’s legacy. I know 5 years is a long time to wait but 2019 was just yesterday.

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@96nsuave

5 months

Real Madrid fans always ask for some player to replace Rodrygo. 7 years later when he enters god mode they will come and tell us, "we all wanted him out at one point" the way they say for Karim Benzema. Open your eyes, you will see what Rodrygo does in this team.

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@96nsuave

4 months

@Ayanfeolu12 @liamudoh Calm down, breathe in, breathe out, clean your eyes, Oya read again

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@96nsuave

5 months

Foden is allowed to ghost Pedri is allowed to drop 4 assists per season Yamal has not scored 6 goals and he’s already compared to Vini Nobody bats an eye lid when they go back to back Europas But our players are held to the highest standards week in week out

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@96nsuave

3 months

Precision football Sometimes they would be the only players in the opposition half in white shirts and somehow, somehow they will come out with 3-4 Goals

Madrid Xtra

@MadridXtra

3 months

This duo. 🇫🇷🇧🇷

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@96nsuave

5 months

@SuchtiRMA Fairs, but that's a 17 year old, a freaking 17 year old. Odegaard was blaming Madrid for his own lack of social skills

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@96nsuave

4 months

@zCherryy_ I know it's not 115 talking rn

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@96nsuave

5 months

If people really loved pure football like they pretend to, this would have been the undisputed best player in the world.

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@96nsuave

4 months

Alaba>>Kounde And he doesn’t force it

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@MadridXtra

4 months

🇦🇹 David Alaba has joined the Austria national team to be part of the staff for the EURO.

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@96nsuave

5 months

People speak like Vini was one Mudryk then he suddenly became Mbappe. When his only two problems were finishing and sometimes inconsistent decision making. Current EPL has no winger with the technical levels of 2020 Vini.

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@96nsuave

5 months

We recover silverware here🫵🏾

Boaz💰(fan)

@BoazFCB

5 months

Peep the ball recovery section and ask yourself Real Madrid fans hate Gavi so much.

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@96nsuave

2 months

@KenKaggawa Aegon the conqueror

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@96nsuave

1 month

I don’t like how Barcelona fans are beginning to think deeply I prefer them delusional

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@Pxxddwski

1 month

When will this fanbase finally learn that we need to move on and start a new era without him? Ronaldo left Madrid and they moved on, won trophies and currently have the best team itw, meanwhile we still keep talking about bringing Messi or Neymar back in big 2024..

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@96nsuave

5 months

🚨🚨Different factions of Real Madrid FT Top whites Zidanesexuals ‘We are Real Madrid’ Cristiano FC Vini cultists Castillaphiles Tacticos “See as Pochetino dey play Chelsea”

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@96nsuave

1 month

UCL is the highest level of club football quality in Europe If u rate Vini for performing there u can't tell me Rodrygo who also performs there is on same level with Saka Especially as a Madrid fan If Saka knew how to handle top EPL teams like Rodrygo he will have an EPL title

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@Syemid_

1 month

You brought up UCL and i said UCL wasn't the only thing that should make rodrygo be on the same level with VINI even in the UCL vini still performs way better in terms of playing and outlets the threat levels are different bobo

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@96nsuave

5 months

I remember when we used to say God abeg when Vini is about to finish a 1vs 1. Soon his penalties will be a certain goal too.

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@Tiberio_Guzman_

5 months

Us avoiding looking at the screen when Vini was taking a penalty and waiting for the goal notification to hit the phone 😄🫵🏻

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@96nsuave

5 months

The good football section of our fanbase are painfully silent about Dortmund yesterday. PSG hit the bar 6 times last night, has 30+ more shots and dominated Dortmund. Did your data finish???

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@96nsuave

1 month

Spot the problem👀

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@96nsuave

9 days

The worst breed of Real Madrid fans on here are the ones that come on here to criticize our team when rivals have a good game. Tonight they will either be silent on criticizing our team or cooking banger tweet banting cause that really what it’s about.

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@96nsuave

5 months

You know what's funny, Real Madrid is one of the worst teams in LA Liga when it comes to setting up a low block

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@96nsuave

6 months

If we beat City in reg time once, we will keep beating them. We just need to hack it once

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@96nsuave

5 months

POV you're looking at 100 G/A

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@96nsuave

4 months

This Bayern and Barca downfall has one thing in common

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

4 months

🚨 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel will NOT stay as Bayern manager, no change of mind. “This is my last press conference as FC Bayern manager”. “There were talks, but we didn't reach an agreement… so the decision of February still stands”, Tuchel says.

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@Bear_OD1 He's dancing with the under 25 people nau

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@96nsuave

4 months

@999sosaaa I wasn't playing for the biggest club itw at 20 Pressure must be insane

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@96nsuave

5 months

Notice how Benzema fans don't take this as an insult. Until it's time to discuss about wasiu

Collins 🙃

@_collins_a

5 months

“Real Madrid will struggle to score without a Benzema replacement”

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@96nsuave

27 days

When are we gonna discuss how well this duo has played the past few games

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@96nsuave

25 days

The jokes write themselves

͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖

@cagiago_

27 days

Casemiro being such a horrible flop makes me wonder how bad Kroos and Modric would’ve been if they were in the premier league

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@96nsuave

2 months

Twitter people told me streets will not turn up

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2 months

THE SANTIAGO BERNABÉU IS FULL FOR MBAPPE’S PRESENTATION 🔥🔥🤍🤍

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@96nsuave

4 months

@Iretomiw_a Bale and Rodrygo when it’s time to stink up the place

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@96nsuave

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21/22 y’all were wrong 22/23 we still won something 23/24 y’all were still wrong 24/25 you still haven’t learned a thing

Den_RMCF

@Den_RMCF_

13 days

If Carlo doesn't get it together by December I'm down for a sack. He has ELITE players at his disposal, and don't tell me injuries, because Barca has a ton of injuries and are playing literal kids on the pitch and look better than us. Pathetic.

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@96nsuave

5 months

I’ve noticed Phil Foden hype can not work without inserting Jude Bellingham. Even those hyping him don’t believe in him

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@96nsuave

1 month

We begin this season in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, Amen, Allahmdulilahi, Ase Edumare, Cibeles🙏🏽

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@96nsuave

4 months

The rock will cause chaos John wick will kill everybody after they kill u Vin Diesel will have u jumping off a skateboard 10k feet above sea level But Jason Statham gets you out without rumpling his suit.

✨theprettyNurse✨

@ellaszn_001

4 months

You’ve been kîdnapped. You can only call one person here to rescue you . Who are you calling???

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@96nsuave

5 months

Imagine going through all this only to be called a glory hunter

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@96nsuave

4 months

@BG_GRIM_REAPER The matter dey laugh me 😹

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@96nsuave

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Y'all follow me I'm trying reach 550 followers

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@96nsuave

5 months

Carlo Ancelotti is not respected enough. His system somehow brings out the best goal scoring seasons in his attackers and midfielders Cristiano Benzema Vinicius Rodrygo Calvert Lewin Brahim Jude Bellingham Fede Valverde It can’t be a coincidence atp.

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@96nsuave

5 months

All of you combined are not as influential as Ronaldo. You finally found someone with a voice and influence to make something happen and you couldn’t support him calling out the bad eggs.

Sporting King

@sportingking365

5 months

The whole Ronaldo deserves an apology narrative is funny to me. Yes many things Ronaldo stated in that interview was true but we can't act like he didn't disrespect the club and manager. Most of the things Ronaldo said wasn't something we the fans weren't aware of. We have been

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@96nsuave

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40G/A shanu mi🤲🏽

Rodrygo Goes

@RodrygoGoes

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@96nsuave

5 months

Bro traded his soul for the 15th and is acting surprised

Druchk

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5 months

From this day forward trucks are my mortal enemies, a month or so ago while I was on the highway a truck flung a rock at my windshield and cracked it then I replaced it two weeks ago, to freaking day, I’m on the highway again guess what happens AGAIN!!? I’m tired😒

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@96nsuave

4 months

Since Twitter needs you to explain everything then I will I very much believe Militao, Ceballos, Fran Garcia most of all were responsible for yesterday Fede in the box marking who at 0:19 ? Rudiger looking irresponsible thanks to Militao

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@96nsuave

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Met gala is very interesting Men suit up like clones while the other gender competes for the most creative way to be naked. Very original ngl.

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@96nsuave

4 months

Time to go to Cibeles to renew our juju

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@96nsuave

1 month

We told u Brahim is ahead of Guler in the pecking order

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@96nsuave

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Brazil’s midfield created a whooping (0) chances vs Paraguay. How was Vini, Rodrygo and Endrick unable to bury any of them🤯😳

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@96nsuave

4 months

@Ngozioliseozuem You will think he’s a 10, until he reach your box with Vini 😂😂

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@96nsuave

4 months

There has to be a correlation between a defensive full back like Mendy and our best defensive season ever right?

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

4 months

Trent Alexander-Arnold was dribbled past more times (60) than any other defender in Europe's top five leagues this season. 😶

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@96nsuave

1 month

How were we able to defend La liga if we were unsuccessful before 2009?

𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸

@mitchollo

1 month

real madrid hasn't defended a league title since 2008, i genuinely hope the players are aware of this going into the new season.

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@96nsuave

4 months

2 ball carriers and one Benzema That defense will scatter

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@96nsuave

4 months

Lunin should be making atleast 1 save amongst those goals regardless of your feelings. An uncoordinated defense that was further exposed by a midfield that's only interested in attacking. You don't bottle a 3 goal lead, it's not good regardless of context I absolutely agree!

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@96nsuave

5 months

Courtois brother this is not the time to be making television saves 😭

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@96nsuave

5 months

Ferland Mendy Say something nice 👇🏽🤩

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@96nsuave

5 months

@nahdoofficial Bro I don’t even understand. Guess what? He’s older than Dani Carvajal💀

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@96nsuave

5 months

Our game vs Bilbao was junk too😹

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@96nsuave

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@Demonvenom76 Fun?

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@96nsuave

1 month

There are players who won more UCL here, won more league titles here and on top of that politically and financially helped secure the future of this club and ontop of that in war times. 450 goals can’t buy what Alfredo Di Stefano and Santiago Bernabeu did for this club.

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Real Madrid fans think that a club’s greatest legend is its all time highest goal scorer. Ignoramus.

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@96nsuave

2 months

@EEOSSAI Humans suck tbh Atleast other animals think so

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