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Currently redoing all of the @momlife_comics with the mom as a crying wojak, and the dad as a gigachad. will post them in this🧵 as I finish them

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@josh__th @everytract Would you say you are more of a 305.34 man, or a 305.35 man?

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PragerU’s recent likes 👀

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@VaushV @elonmusk No vaush he said it will *briefly* serve as a boat. He didn’t say for how long

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@Relfar @shoe0nhead *to your sleeping pod

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@VaushV @esaagar @elonmusk

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@TheOmniLiberal BRO YOU WANTED TO DONATE MONEY TO KIWIFARMS

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@amphhibian Me after 96 hours of refusing to kill Ralph

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@debater_online @DanHopp My retirement plan is to OD on fentanyl

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@keffals Incredibly smart going after the police chief’s family. I’m sure this will not turn out badly for them

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@blackrose609 @B3nSh4p1ro He was suspended by his underwear in the bedroom closet watching the action through a little hole in the door

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@conureCC If being gay isn’t a choice, why are other men so sexy? Checkmate, liberals

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@ColonizerJak They did

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@crakkkers This was the original meme. It started in the Chinese internet. Who’s the racist one now?

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@VaushV @elonmusk (However long it takes the cabin to fill up with water)

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@ShaneReynPhD @BronzeHammer "Fully self driving cars are 5 years away"

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@VaushV @elonmusk Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World’s population is 8 billion. He could have given each person $5 billion and still have money leftover. I feel like a cheque for $5 billion would be life changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on Twitter.

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@moonmistblue It was literally that philosophy thought experiment where everyone else gets to be happy as a result of one person being perpetually subjected to the worst torment imaginable

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@halit16 @momlife_comics o7

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@TCoolmunk @LubbaSMG2 Love the subtle implication that it would be so much easier to just give in and become gay

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@GoodReddit Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary A minion what they were doing during WW2

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@conorpoints Righties be like

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@Ariyan_JP @LongFormMath Hello professor, I must be forthright with you - recent festivities have caused me to become indisposed to such a degree that my attendance would be an exercise in futility. I pray that your festivities were equally fruitful, and shall resume my studies shortly. Kindest regards

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Ethan has lost his mind

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@SocDoneLeft @OCanonist Classic

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@BronzeHammer lol

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@shoe0nhead twitter right now:

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@jaynick876 @VaushV “Nanomachines, Jack!”

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@VaushV cant believe Woke Hollywood would ruin the matrix series by hiring a *woman* director smh

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@VaushV “Yikes” “This ain’t it chief” “Just take the L on this one” “Just move on bro” “She ain’t gonna unblock you”

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@shoe0nhead Apparently they wrote a medium article *blowing the lid* off of shoe

Shoe0nhead: The Left’s Red-Brown Queen Of Simps

An in-depth critique of modern day June Lapine

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@cladinwhite @GoodReddit Oh really? Explain this:

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@Brandonrealthts @TheQuartering no the quivering deleted it in a soy rage

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@enbyboywife I’ve taken math up to the graduate level, yet somehow this has still come as a revelation to me

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@shoe0nhead /r/antiwork is based. I expect it will be banned in short order because nothing good is allowed on reddit

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@gart_mp4 @keffals “We go out to lunch and stuff and I milk them for lols, teehee!”

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@namelessWrench You wouldn’t download a vaccine... would you?

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The 100% bulletproof argument that Ethan’s full of shit is that he said on stream that they downloaded & looked at all of the high res versions of the pictures vaush flashed on stream. He wouldn’t have done that if he actually believed what he was saying

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@VaushV Twitter now has a Vaush guy to follow all the Vaush drama

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@keffals Transphobia aside, the misgendering makes the thread really hard to follow

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@trust_fireball @peecum_allergy @TheRightCant It is if you are forced to against your will, yes

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@conureCC Average trans person

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@Ty_in_TX @cornerstone_a @ramseyboltin Appreciate the sentiment, but can we stop spamming the suicide hotline whenever we see something like this? It doesn’t help as much as people think it does

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@VaushV @JUNlPER The virgin “actually reading survey questions” vs the chad “filling it out randomly”

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@BriannaWu Men are having more difficulty making connections with anyone, regardless of gender. We’re becoming a society where the “safest”, most “socially acceptable” option for guys is to work, eat, sleep, repeat. While never forming connections with anyone

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@VaushV @EristocracyTV Vaush listen to women challenge: difficulty impossible

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@howtall_is_Will @momlife_comics i did the original version

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@halomancer1 @keffals

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@trust_fireball @peecum_allergy @TheRightCant ^obvious virgin who knows nothing about birth control

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@DreamLeaf5 Average @prageru post

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@SocDoneLeft @CSPDPIO

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@keffals They are literally just malding at the support you received after getting swatted

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@darnell71931067 @bobb4242 @Bones51935607 @DocLefty2 @shoe0nhead Also, are you a porn lover? Don’t lie

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@Photon2009 @VaushV @esaagar @elonmusk I have a proposal:

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@AzureMako @keffals The shinji wiggler pfp is a really funny contrast to the heartfelt screed about the death of freedom or whatever

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@DreamLeaf5 I officially declare femboy discourse to be a psyop

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@EristocracyTV The military strategy of the Ottoman Empire

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@ContraPoints unrelated bit of trivia I just learned from google

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@faringosept2 @4everNeverTrump @elonmusk Sounds like the sort of problem that happens when you fire all of the people who knew how to monitor system health & dispatch reserve capacity where needed

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@RedactedHasan “You could not live with your own failure... where does that bring you? Back to me”

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Destiny lamenting the fact that that demonmama will never debate him again - “the only people I have left to debate are idiots like Haz”

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@trust_fireball @peecum_allergy @TheRightCant Obviously women do use the morning after pill if they know the contraceptive failed, and they can get it in time. Even then it doesnt always work. Also what is the practical difference in your mind between that and taking an abortion pill after their first missed period?

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@GayestFesh Joshua’s greatest terror is to become the lolcow

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@GoodReddit Oh no they flew too close to the sun 😞

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@trust_fireball @peecum_allergy @TheRightCant “ In the United States 48 percent of all unintended pregnancies and 54 percent of induced abortions were the result of contraceptive failure”

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@DreamLeaf5 “THE X IDENTIFIES AS A Y”

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@LeadPipe_Images @twilightsskies What do you think about this abstract art with no meaning whatsoever?

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@keffals @TheOmniLiberal o7

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@sure_keen @terminallyOL What gender is this kid?

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@shirenjoyr @shoe0nhead In this DM, I drop an n-bomb. Biiiig one; hard 'R'. I did this to show @shoe0nhead that slurs don't frighten or disarm me. I’d call this an 'invocation of a slur's power for good', but that's subjective. I invite you all to discuss this in the replies, critically or otherwise!

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Vaush was too mean to JK Rowling. What did she ever do to deserve such mocking words?

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DAMN YOU KEFFALS!! ft. DemonMama

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@VaushV Virgin Texas just looks super depressed through the whole thing. He sort of became the defacto moderator

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@SirFowlman @PokiJacoby “One of us! One of us!”

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@B3nSh4p1ro Bruce Wayne was afraid of bats, so he changed his name to Batman - have you considered changing your name to Womanman?

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@MeganHickeyTV @CAnnwfn @keffals Hi I’m Derek Dingleberry from the New York Times. I was wondering if I could use your profile picture in our 12 part series on journalists who suck?

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@DreamLeaf5 I would have died of cringe if I made a tweet using my friends suicide as a prop in an internet argument like that

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@borfolomew Attention Nintendo hackers: ***YOU HAVE UNTIL MARCH 2023 TO ARCHIVE THE ROMS OF NINTENDO GAMES, CRACK THEM, AND POST THEM TO BITTORRENT BEFORE THEY ARE DESTROYED AND LOST TO HUMANITY FOREVER***

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@TheQuartering @CDCgov Getting diarrhea water up your nose and having fecal e-coli colonize your brain to own the libs

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@SocialistJedi @MeganBitchell Depends. How big is your penis?

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@GayestFesh @Timcast

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@SamtheNightOwl Dear liberals: If traditional masculinity and femininity aren’t on the decline, then explain why it is that mens asses have become so irresistible to me lately?

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@Bl33Er @BernieSanders How about some empathy for people who aren’t as financially well of as you? A lot of people with your same income are living paycheck to paycheck because of circumstances outside of their control

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@DanHopp You know. The amount of money that millennials are supposed to have saved by the time they retire in order to not spend their twilight years in a ditch in the side of the road. Apparently it is $1M on the low end

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