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John Titor (I)

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Rube Goldberg Ontology (Neurotic-maxxed) trying to figure it all out | (follows you) | "xitter's most evil poster" | 𓃻𓃾𓆓𓏲𓆓. 𓌙𓁶𓌙 𓀠𓂧 𓉗𓇯 𓌅𓃾 𓂋𓃾𓌓 𓇯

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@7ohntitor

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I_WISH_THAT_WE_COULD_TALK_ABOUT_IT BUT_THERE,_THAT'S_THE_PROBLEM WITH_SOMEONE_NEW_I_COULDN'T_START_IT TOO_LATE,_FOR_BEGINNINGS THE_LITTLE_THINGS_THAT_MADE_ME_NERVOUS ARE_GONE,_IN_A_MOMENT I_MISS_THE_WAY_WE_USED_TO_ARGUE LOCKED,_IN_YOUR_BASEMENT I_WAKE_UP_AND_THE_PHONE_IS_RINGING

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@uncledoomer theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow

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@lachancenaomi27 Vermont totally can look like that though

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the only job left in 2035 will be Philosopher

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@ThanksThoth yeah if this is you then you're the glue that holds these people together and they probably love you

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twitter is basically a diary that nobody cares about but if you keep it for 4 years all the sudden 1400 freaks show up and start obsessing over you

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@ChazakielDoremi why didnt anybody tell me about the comic where every strip is cow tools

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Now that the dust has settled... What happened here

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NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!! I AM TRULY ALONE IN MY MELANCHOLY SOLITUDE!!!!! IT'S ALL SO TIRESOME... LAUGHED OUT OF THE FUNCTION AGAIN...

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@tulpapilled coal mining

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@ptrschmdtnlsn I think it's the browser's fault. Every piece of software is a bloated webtech monolith that does everything. I don't think this paradigm will last because it is ridiculous. I know it's hand-wavey and hard to believe, but I genuinely think that's what's going to happen

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@nosilverv no other website has ever cooked this hard

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@ChazakielDoremi The use is you can run bittorrent all day and your ISP won't send you angry letters over it

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@PopulismUpdates every town should be independent and sovereign

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@powcampsurvivor Is anyone else talking about this?

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@growing_daniel @yacineMTB making fun of people who are 5'11 is where he crossed the line?

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all these new "cracked programmer anons" won't shut up about neovim. i'm going to switch to Emacs to be different

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@yacineMTB i did this at my job in a publicly traded conpany and now trhey're on my ass about "socks compliance" like buddy i'm wearing em!

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GOOD MORNING

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@OneTrueStephen @Amy4KY literally Harris

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@anpaure yes, can't you read?

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@GayRetard88 i blast this in my truck with the windows down at stoplights

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@OldPersonOnline <!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <title>Title of the document</title> </head> <body> The content of the document...... </body> </html>

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this guy made a shitcoin to fund surgery for his fucked up leg and it's up 10x since the last time i saw it @thatdudesleg

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@halogen1048576 you don't have to read it. man gets angry at yappers on yap dot com

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@thatdudesleg finally a good application for cryptocurrency

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@vampirenymph @Attractiveincel whens the last time you fainted over someones picture

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@sgodofsk you would if you were rich and had a nice bathtub though

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@vanillaopinions isn't the global south exactly who would get flooded and scalded if we all had AC though

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@SAMOYEDWAVE they can install arch linux

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@MON0EYE holy shit

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@twinkdefcon it has that panopticon effect on power-users but it's even worse for lurkers (who make up what, 90% of the internet?) and become faceless observers of this whacked-out mileu but without any of the interaction

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@powcampsurvivor Life gets a lot better when you learn to appreciate terrible amateur comedy

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@laserboat999 look, there are just some synchronicities at play here. patterns are being noticed. its an intellectual thing

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@PopulismUpdates William Henry Harrison. He would not have died like that with modern medicine.

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@AndyMasley I like to use the Nate Silver index to measure how funny something will be. If people are mad at Nate Silver, whatever's about to happen will be really funny

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@1owroller "Sorry if that came off weird. It's a meme"

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@telmudic I've been hearing theories like this literally all day lol it has definitely crossed peoples minds

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@PopulismUpdates even crazier is the former soviet town of Pyramiden which is also on the island. really good wikipedia reading

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@nosilverv no, the creepy/wet greentext is like 8 years old and was a minor hit back then

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@thechosenberg billionaires are probably the most antiwork people out there if we're being honest

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Launched a new shitcoin. It's called $HeroinMoneyLaunderingHumanTraffickingTaxEvasionCrackCocaineMarijuanaFentanylXanaxIllegalFirearmsNuclearWeaponsCybercrimePornographyRacismSexismRapeMurderRobberyJaywalkingShibaInu

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@SAMOYEDWAVE in junior year of high school a friend and i live-booted fedora on a computer lab computer and they called IT and kicked us out. we were sitting there generating dwarf fortress worlds

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@thecaptain_nemo no, it makes perfect sense. it's what happens when you get too good at avoiding hardship

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@dotnetschizo this is zoomer tpot which budded off recently

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@egshels investing in this future banger

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(looking at a chicken standing on the side of the road) He has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST THING EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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its all so tiresome

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screwed a cookie to the tabel

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*sigh* I have to explain this every time. John Titor is a pseudonym used by multiple time travellers. It's like a John Smith. It's hard to say who came first because, well, time travel doesn't make cause and effect very straightforward, now does it

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@7ohntitor So you managed to get the IBM5100?

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i like to follow people with "bad aura" because they tend to evolve faster

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@tszzl nice try. actually, the country is run almost entirely by completely unpredictable second order downstream effects from things people did 100 years ago!!

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It looks like he got away. Maybe next time

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Wait is trump actually gonna get arrested hahaha I thought it was all talk again. Tomorrow is gonna be so funny

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been craving this stuff lately...

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@lookoutitsbbear you know what, i'll say it. you're a hero. you picked exactly the right response to an impossible task

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@OldPersonOnline Follow me for more webdev tips.

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@SisterDemeter @OneTrueStephen @Amy4KY

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When you hit 1500 followers egirls start sliding in your dms at random. Ignore them all. Every great poster has valuable secrets, and they want yours. I will probably never talk to a stranger ever again, too dangerous. Lock yourself in a room and post 24/7.

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Guys, I'm having so much fun living in the future. That's right. As of 2am, October 16th, 2024, it is now the future. That is the exact cutoff

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@liz_love_lace that was my first reaction and my second reaction was oh this is the type of guy who would come up with that

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Something deeply evil is happening here

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whos the GOAT of xpox ⁉️

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WHY AM I LOSING FOLLOWERS

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i'm the only one in the theatre 💀

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megalopolis is probably the first movie i will ever see by myself in theatres. usually i can drag someone along but no dice lol

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@twinkdefcon dudes be out here replacing their biological impulse for social activity with 7-hour youtube video essays on speedrunning

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mexican hulk

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Name an international version of a superhero you'd like to see. I'll go first: Croatian Iron Man

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@ggreenwald That's not enough. We should be drone-striking the unvaccinated. Refusing should be seen as no less than an act of terrorism. 💅

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enough.

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This tweet will age extremely well

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Gordon Moore has died. Moore's Law to be enforced by Alan Moore. Amount of magic in the world now doubling every 18 months

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@coldhealing this. people are willingly doordashing $40 burritos

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@tenobrus project managers get paid not to start their own company

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@LeclercforPrez @lachancenaomi27 don't worry bro i am in upstate new york which looks exactly the same

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wtf is this timeline man

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the secret to winning is having fun

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surprised nobody's brought this up with all the IQposting lately

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funniest dystopia ever

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so a couple days ago i made a shitpost about tipping chatgpt, and someone replied "huh would this actually help performance" so i decided to test it and IT ACTUALLY WORKS WTF

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never seen a subculture go insane this fast

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@bartsimsonreal holy shit i never realized tesla interiors were that bad

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study.

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oh this is blowing up hello freaks

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