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5 years

Cam Newton dresses like one of Steven Tyler’s microphone stands if it came to life.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

I have an Alabama field goal joke, but its no good.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

When Brady started yelling “Alabama” I was expecting Fournette to go backwards.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

The largest gathering of people who haven’t seen a national championship since the 1980s in history.

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5 years

You're looking at the largest crowd in Sanford Stadium history.

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@6pintsofkramer

8 years

We live in a country where the Hamburgler can freely walk down the street, but Ronald McDonald can't.

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8 years

McDonald's says Ronald McDonald is keeping a low profile with reports of creepy clown sightings on the rise.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Hearing reports that Deion Sanders will be in the United States of America tomorrow. The United States of America just so happens to be the same country where Auburn University is located.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 months

Alabama fans halfway through DeBoer’s first season.

GAbarner

@gabarner

2 months

WHY IS DYNASTY NOT WORKING

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

“We should have just cancelled the season.” - Auburn fans five minutes into the first game when we’ve gone three and out in 25 seconds of game time and Ole Miss has 30 yards of offense on two plays.

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5 years

Tony Barbee AJ McCarron 🤝 Running out of Auburn as fast as possible

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@6pintsofkramer

2 months

I’m already sick of Texas. I’m about to tell Bruce Pearl there’s a Palestine, Texas and let him take it from there.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

I want Auburn to beat Miami so bad that Bruce Pearl is tweeting about Iranian missiles with five minutes left in the game.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

The temperature in Alabama is so low Roy Moore just tried to date it.

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@6pintsofkramer

10 months

If you want to see how bad inflation is, in 2010 it cost $200,000 for a national championship and in 2023 all you can get for $1.8 million is a loss.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

I trust COVID-19 statistics from China like I trust national championship statistics from The University of Alabama.

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China has reported no new locally transmitted coronavirus cases for the first time since the the pandemic began, marking a major turning point in the global battle to contain Covid-19.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 months

Just glad we finally have another 3-2 Auburn win we can talk about.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

Is it true that Nate Oats asked to practice in an empty Beard-Eaves so they could simulate the environment they’re used to?

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Current Auburn students, I hate to pull this card but you’ve got to go lay down on the runway. Don’t let the plane land.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

This looks like the lead pastor introducing the new youth minister.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

At least they’re blocking somebody.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Days Men in of Alabama’s Christmas punt formation 🤝 12

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Could Auburn get beat by JSU tomorrow? Yes. Am I going to fire off as many Kentucky jokes as I can think of before I go to bed? Yes.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

Anyone who thinks a random dude could kick better than Sarah Fuller has never seen the Golden Flake Kick For Tuition.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Every Auburn football coaching search ends like a 16th birthday where the kid gets a car but it’s his dad’s 22 year old Buick station wagon.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Who made this map?

The Onion

@TheOnion

5 years

PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

@pattymo “You’re treating us like that senate candidate from Alabama that we supported.”

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

It looks like Harsin’s distrust of boosters was right all along.

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@6pintsofkramer

10 months

Had our softball coaches taken this advice we might have a CWS championship by now.

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Auburn HC Bruce Pearl on recruiting: "I'm not trying to date them, I'm trying to coach them."

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

Kramer and Morty start a scheme to sell masks in Del Boca Vista. Kramer buys them from his friend Bob Sacamano, but they’re cheap and emit a toxic odor that makes people sick. Half of the community starts thinking the masks are worse than the virus and refuse to wear them.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

This is would be a Seinfeld episode.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Once again, Auburn has 11 and Alabama has 12.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

When an Alabama kicker drives the getaway car.

ABC News

@ABC

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A car was launched into the air off a concrete barrier on one side of a tunnel entrance, hitting the top of the tunnel before crashing down. Police said that the driver did not have serious injuries and passed a breathalyzer test.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

That A&M field goal was so far to the left Tommy Tuberville just put out a campaign ad denouncing it.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

I don’t think Ole Miss fans understand Auburn Twitter. Auburn Twitter is about fun. If Lane comes to Auburn, great. Maybe we’ll win some games. If Lane doesn’t come to Auburn then Auburn Twitter got to enjoy riling up Ole Miss fans for the last few weeks of the season.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

Wow. Didn’t expect Obama to directly call out my plan for improving Auburn football.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

Auburn Arena: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Coleman Colesium: ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

I knew Kristen Saban didn’t think Covid-19 was real when she visited her Covid positive father during the Iron Bowl and then went home to her child all while erroneously accusing Bo Nix of being a deadbeat parent.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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@6pintsofkramer

8 months

When someone says “Alabama down by 20” you have to ask them to clarify whether they’re talking about the basketball game or the number of football players they lost last week.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

All of these jokers asking why Auburn didn’t take a bus to Greenville have clearly never driven that god forsaken stretch of 85 between Atlanta and Charlotte.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

The only thing about Auburn that AJ McCarron can tell us with any certainty is how quickly you can get from the sideline to the visitors locker room.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Maybe next time don't drive with it on the hood.

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@mynbc15

5 years

Baldwin County Sheriff's Office intercepts $125k of marijuana, vape, and edibles headed to Florida READ MORE:

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Miss Auburn: Cat Bryant Mr. Auburn: Big Kat Bryant

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5 years

Cat Bryant is the new Miss Auburn

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

I bet it’s nice to hold one that goes through for a change.

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@colecubelic

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The Iron Bowl of the Senior Bowl?

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@6pintsofkramer

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Most football fans want to pour on the points because it’s fun to dominate. Auburn fans want to keep pouring on the points because we always think there’s a chance they could come back.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 months

Cal should quickly retire and say it’s because the kids are just in it for the money these days.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

@MattScalici

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

The most Auburn outcome possible is to rile everyone up, come out in the regular uniforms, and lose big time.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

When Hugh Freeze is inevitably fired @JohnCohenAD better be going with him.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Maybe in the bathroom at Sky Bar.

Nathan King

@NathanKing247

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P.J. Fleck just asked Gus Malzahn if it snows in Auburn.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Lane was holding that baby and doing the math on when he was last in Oxford.

SuperTalk News

@SuperTalkNews

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New Ole Miss head coach Lane Kiffin holding babies and greeting fans after landing in Oxford.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

I like having an AD who isn’t afraid to get involved in a cover-up.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

If Auburn wins tomorrow Homefield Apparel will have that baby bird on a shirt by 6:00 am Wednesday.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Avery Johnson: Duke is the standard Nate Oats: Auburn is the standard

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5 years

Alabama's Nate Oats: Auburn has 'set the bar pretty high' for basketball in the state

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Auburn fans refreshing the message boards.

Karen Howell

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2 years

Trying to get your fighter to stand back up on Punch Out.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

If you’re on the fence about whether or not to have a kid just know that you can buy Yoda towels for toddlers now.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

“Congrats to Auburn for beating Alabama in gymnastics. All it took was getting better athletes and coaches.”

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@6pintsofkramer

10 months

There could be an Auburn alum playing in a prison chess tournament in Batken, Kyrgyzstan and one of the inmates would be wearing an Alabama shirt.

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there’s always one, @ITATJason

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

For every like or retweet I’ll make the hair spikes taller.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

You versus the guy she told you not to worry about.

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Auburn Twitter watching golf.

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@6pintsofkramer

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In 2006, If I had told my parents I was staying in Auburn after finals to attend an Auburn basketball game they would have assumed I was trying to hide the fact that I was in jail.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

A Clemson player almost killed someone this week.

BradSturgill

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3 years

Not sure there is a more unlikable player in college basketball than KD Johnson of Auburn.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

I feel bad for the Auburn realtor who has to figure out how to sell a $1 million home that has “Hurry Up No Huddle” chiseled into marble.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

This snow forecast performed like Gus Malzahn with a preseason ranking.

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@6pintsofkramer

9 months

Auburn fans rolling Toomers after beating Bronny James.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

Tommy Tuberville has now been on both sides of a losing coup.

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

“A healthy Tua” is quickly becoming “if Colt hadn’t gotten hurt.”

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@6pintsofkramer

5 years

Adults who wear spiked shoulder pads and bark like dogs are going to take this very well.

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6 years

Basketball huddle-infiltrating national champions

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

The loser of the TaxSlayer Bowl gets audited.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Technique like that comes from throwing drinks at Sky Bar.

Sickos Committee

@SickosCommittee

2 years

Dave Naylor of TSN just reported that theres likely no suspension coming for former Bills and Auburn WR Duke Williams for throwing a helmet in warmup... because the refs weren't on the field yet and therefore there couldnt be a penalty

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

Responsible adult Auburn fans opening Twitter at 6:00 am tomorrow.

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@6pintsofkramer

4 years

If AU did cardboard cutouts of fans in the stadium, I’d want one of 21 year old me and another of 37 year old me looking at 21 year old me in complete disgust.

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

How can we trick Gus into thinking every team is Arkansas?

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

2 months ago we beat Georgia and Alabama and today we lost an 11 AM game to UCF where our QB was sacked by more knights than a Levantine city during the Crusades.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Bryan Harsin is gonna take the football team to the section of the Cahaba River behind the Church of the Highlands off Grants Mill Road.

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@6pintsofkramer

1 year

Looking at pictures from the Unite Auburn event last night.

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

“Now *this guy* wins in January.”

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@6pintsofkramer

11 months

Auburn is going to have to do something they haven’t done in more than 20 years: win a night game in Baton Rouge without Bryan Harsin.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

Auburn lost...to Duke by a smaller margin than some teams lose to Northeastern.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

This all ends with @PabloEscoburner running a sketchy peacock ranch in the middle of Lee County and trying to get a Hulu series out of it.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

I’ve come up with my own stadium striping design. It’s complicated, but I think a school full of engineers can get it done.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 months

At least somebody up there can crash boards.

Message Board Geniuses

@BoardGeniuses

6 months

#Kentucky message boards are down! #MeltdownAlert

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Hugh Freeze was 1-3 against Gus Malzahn.

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@6pintsofkramer

1 year

Find you a man who stares at you like Jalen Milroe stares at his primary receiver.

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

Haven't seen a baby run that fast in Jordan-Hare since AJ bolted to the visitor's locker room.

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Baby racing: A tradition unlike any other.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

Letting a recruit’s dad dress out for the Cotton Bowl. Dabo is taking recruiting to another level.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Now we know why Nate Oats sought advice from Ray Lewis.

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10 months

The new Yell leaders once Dabo takes over.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

Austin Davis took one look at our tiny little arena and got the hell out of there.

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

This looks like a new Indian Jones movie where Cam plays all the parts.

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

When the final stats for Walker Kessler’s Auburn career are written, it better include “Made Roy Williams retire.”

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@6pintsofkramer

3 years

Bruce Pearl strikes me as the kind of guy who values being at a university that’s committed to thwarting the NCAA at every turn.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

Its governor and secretary of state.

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6 years

Who is Alabama’s biggest threat nationally?

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@6pintsofkramer

7 months

That’s saying something, because it’s hard to get lower than this.

Blue Cain’s Burner

@CainMakeitRain

7 months

Might be the lowest I’ve ever felt as a Georgia fan watching auburn fans just take over the Steg

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

If Alabama ever needs a nuclear bomb to be detonated in order to get into the playoff you better make your peace with the lord.

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@6pintsofkramer

6 years

When Saban retires, Bama is going to throw so much money at Dabo he'll be able to buy Church of the Highlands *and* Hunter Street Baptist.

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@6pintsofkramer

7 years

My wife’s family hasn’t voted Democrat since the damn Carter administration and they’re all voting for Doug Jones. It’s possible.

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@6pintsofkramer

2 years

Left Alabama before Suni left Auburn.

Alabama Gymnastics

@BamaGymnastics

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Dana Duckworth has stepped down as Alabama Gymnastics' head coach

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