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@69Sam420

3 years

nut in her in 3.14 seconds call that a cream 𝛑

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How I quit nicotine (a thread)

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3 years

dream could start another holocaust and stans would still defend him

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4 years

i was facetiming travis and i tried farting loud on the mic and i straight up shit my self :(

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3 years

tw// cscoop i love cooper

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3 years

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

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3 years

blowjobs in the morning are the best way to get a head start

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3 years

Petition to change all porn website domains from .com to .cum

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5 years

🤡

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4 years

used my phone camera as a mirror to shave my gooch and accidentally went live on instagram

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4 years

let's cancel the french

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4 years

like this tweet to nut instantly

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4 years

guess who woke up with 38 missed calls from their ex? my ex

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3 years

i’m gonna fuck jawsh in the 2036 elections

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4 years

Pissing my bed has been my only dream that has actually come true

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4 years

Tonight, @cscoop and I tested positive for genital warts. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

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4 years

for every like this gets, my girlfriend has to give me head that many times

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4 years

fucked my ex's mom and i gotta say it felt very familia

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4 years

nutterfly

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4 years

i was trying to fuck some girl like 8 months ago so i let her use my disney+. we never fucked but she let her parents use my account and her parents felt bad about using it so they prepaid for the next year so i still ended up pulling the W

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4 years

just busted a nut in my shoe, about to take my kids for a walk

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4 years

if men ejaculate semen, do women squirt sewomen?

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4 years

what if you have a kid and they suck

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4 years

BOO‼️👻👻 SORRY DID I SCARE👀😱 YOU👉🏻?? WASSUP 👹SPOOKY👹SLUTS👯‍♀️ ITS COCKTOBER🎃😻🐓 DICK🍆OR TREAT🍭🍬BITCHES😝‼️

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4 years

like this tweet and logan will buy me Boobs VR i need 250 likes please i need to tweet this so i dont have to pay for boobs vr just like the tweet

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@69Sam420

3 years

Quitting vaping a little over a month ago and it was easily the best decision of my entire existence

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@69Sam420

4 years

why do male cows only have one utter and weird tasting milk

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3 years

if my kids are stans of any youtubers, i’m giving them up for adoption

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4 years

cut my sack shaving 😭

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4 years

my thoughts on all the drama are simply just #StanJoko

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4 years

I BEAT FUCKING CUPHEAD

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4 years

taken. all egirls please unfollow

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4 years

how does the daylight cycle happen in minecraft if the world is infinite

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5 years

so what mental illness made you download twitter?

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4 years

i speedrun sex

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3 years

If zodiac signs aren’t real then why am I such a little slut?

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4 years

all i want is a jiggly ass

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4 years

just got harrased by a 6 year old

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4 years

people on my timeline are getting married and all i’ve done today is bought a new puff bar and beat my shmeat like three times

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3 years

i need a sugar mommy with money and boobies

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5 years

I ALREADY KNEW THAT EVERY DAY OF APRIL WAS GONNA BE 420 BUT I DIDNT REALIZE THE FOURTH OF EVERY MONTH IS ALSO 420 TOO!!!! HAPPY FIRST 420 OF THE YEAR

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4 years

happy birthday!!!!! @cscoop

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3 years

1. I bought the highest dose of patches and gum and wore the patch all the time. Whenever my cravings were still intense I would chew a piece of gum. Don’t get mad at yourself for overusing the gum at the start, it’s still a whole lot better than vaping/cigs

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3 years

Tired of the gay jokes, come on guys

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3 years

Two years ago today, I lost my 6ft bong. A lot has happened between then and now but you will never be forgotten 👼❤️

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4 years

i know i’ve tweeted about quitting weed jokingly in the past but this one is real, actually done this time

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4 years

put half a xan in my sprite from my cactus jack meal and turned into a sicko meal

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3 years

I need birthday head

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4 years

All i’ve ever wanted is for @cscoop to march his little ass downstairs, get in the car, and take me to starbucks

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5 years

i used a school provided condom and it fucking broke

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4 years

5’11 to the homies 6’2 to the hoes

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3 years

bedazzling your balls is pretty nuts

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4 years

if given the choice between nerf or nothing, i choose nothing

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4 years

MY PHONE LOGGED ME OUT OF TWITTER AND I LOST OVER A 100 DRAFTS AND I LOST SO MANY TWEET IDEAS HOLY SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING SCREAM HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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3 years

I got arrested last night. Popped the absolute fatest boner when the cop handcuffed me

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@69Sam420

4 years

too sad to even beat it rn

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3 years

2. I started quitting on a Friday so I would not have to interact with people for the first three day. The nicotine is draining out of your system then so both the physical and mental withdrawals are tough so I did not want to have to deal with other people’s bullshit

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3 years

Just wanted this to be out there if anyone is trying to quit. Everyone is a little different, but this is what worked for me

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@69Sam420

4 years

farted during my trial, call it odor in the court

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3 years

4. I convinced myself that nicotine companies are evil and i’m sticking it to the man by not giving into TEMPORARY withdrawals

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4 years

was i the only kid who had to kiss the crossing guard for him to let me cross the street?

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3 years

Twitter has become a very toxic environment. Fuck you all

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4 years

just looking for a girl who also chronically abuses marijuana

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3 years

3. I threw away all my old vapes because I knew just seeing them would ping my brain into wanting to vape.

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3 years

5. I convinced myself that I was doing good thing for others by not buying vapes and supporting the nicotine companies because they will use my money to get more kids addicted for life

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4 years

bitches are temporary but halo is infinite

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5 years

does anyone here have a twitter

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3 years

8. I smoked weed nightly to help me go to bed. My cravings were usually worst late at night after the whole day, but weed just made the cravings blend into the high and it was pretty easy to go to bed

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4 years

dropped my vape in a fucking toilet

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3 years

6. I quit at the same time as some other friends were quitting and we used each other to give updates on our progress or rant if we needed to, this helped a ton

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3 years

7. I didn’t drink once for the first month I quit. Alcohol triggers my nicotine cravings like crazy so I just didn’t even let myself face that issue

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4 years

WHO TRYNA DATE A DEGENERATE STONER INCEL

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4 years

Who let corgi’s have so much ASS

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4 years

Chameleons are supposed to blend in well, but this smoothie tastes like shit

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4 years

tried boof delivery for the first time and the bong broke in my asshole :(

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4 years

im 20 and still have a bed time. my mom is a whole ass bitch

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3 years

if weed isnt legal by the time i’m dead i’ll be rolling in my grave

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4 years

i don’t want fans i want stans, tattoo my name so it lasts

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@69Sam420

4 years

penis small, ego gigantic

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@69Sam420

5 years

was weed meant to be smoked or are we just completely using it for the wrong reason like what if that shit power the earth

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@69Sam420

5 years

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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Newly discovered cannabinoid could potentially be 30 times more potent than THC:

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4 years

my big is dick

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4 years

what are you dreaming about rn @cscoop

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3 years

took a bong rip that was a little too big, feeling high and scared rn

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3 years

why does my doctor keep telling me i have cancer when im actually an aries

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4 years

crazy how every mom was born today

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5 years

quitting tobacco day 1 lets fucking gooooo

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@69Sam420

2 years

HAPPY COOPA DAY!

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@69Sam420

5 years

NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .) NORMALIZE ONE EYE SMILES .)

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as of today i am officially a father lets fucking gooooooooo

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