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@5phionix5

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now
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Aftercare after a disagreement is so important, I cannot stress it enough
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Me & who ?
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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
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Drop your “me and who” pictures
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I love when a woman with long nails, rings and lots of bracelets puts on lotion or does something with motion and you can hear everything clang together, so satisfying
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2 years
It’s funny when people try to circle back platonically when they realize nobody else makes them feel quite as loved and accepted as you did
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1 year
Goodmorningg
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1 year
The back just as sexy as the front
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2 years
I wish I could split myself up so I can live multiple lives at the same time. I see so many different paths for myself
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I love when a romantic partner silently observes me, makes me a little nervous but intrigues me
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3 years
🐱
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1 year
Watching someone practice their craft is so attractive, let me see you in your zone bae
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3 years
Tits
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2 years
Me likes this one better
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1 year
Besos
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2 years
Why would I lower my standards when there’s people who will literally speak my love language without me having to ask?
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2 years
Nonchalant behavior makes me so sad because why are you like that? Where is the passion? Why don’t you care?
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I know I’m really stressed when I avoid listening to music
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Skin🧈
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2 years
I’m a firm believer in looking hot every single day, the better you look- the better you feel
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1 year
I’m the house
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1 year
If you are inconsiderate please stay away from me
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11 months
Your boyfriend
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2 years
I like to be called handsome
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2 years
Sextuplets
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2 years
People who give out unique compliments are really gems because the attention to detail is really refreshing
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1 year
Seeing lesbian in love just warms my heart everytime
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1 year
Bae
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2 years
I need to be kissed all over my face
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3 months
I really appreciate people who understand complexity and change. Who I was yesterday may not be who I am today, don’t box me in
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2 years
(in short) Aftercare is when you take a moment after a talk or disagreement to reassure your person and make them feel safe and secure. It can be through words or through hugging or plenty of ways. Whatever works best for you and your lover.
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2 years
Being nonchalant is super unattractive and will get you no where with me. Stay passionate
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28 days
Sometimes all you need is to get really sexy and cut off all access to you
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2 years
I’m like distant clingy… does that make sense?
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🫦
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Clarity
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2 years
Off a few drinks…
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2 years
I’m in love with all my friends, they are so special to me
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2 years
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2 years
The sign to cut your hair off and go blonde
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2 years
Let me start taking advantage of the fact that I’m sexy
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10 months
Women w brown eyes
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2 years
Picture dumps give me a rush of dopamine, I love seeing all the pretty/cool things people do
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3 years
🌞
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1 year
Then I cut it all off
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Dess 💘
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Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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6 months
As a woman the sexiest thing you can do is be cocky, you are quite literally that bitch
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2 years
I want you to myself
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2 years
You want dada to come get you or you wanna keep texting
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1 year
Psychological thrillers is the best genre of movies/shows
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2 years
Feeling alone is very humbling, it remind me that all I really have is me
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2014
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The pressure is getting worser
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2 years
Suck it
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🦔
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I’m so beautiful, sometimes I can’t believe I’m me
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Sunny daze
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I really love music so much, music really keeps me going. I want to be a music
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I be thinking everything is a sign
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Need a kiss from a bad bitch
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2 years
We should kiss or summmm
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2 years
I just love exclusive things, when nobody has access that turns my everything up
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2 years
Million dollar pusssayyyyy
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5 months
🧜‍♀️
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10 months
Please bring back real lovers
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1 year
Sit
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Letting go of control is such an amazing feeling
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This movie had me in a chokehold
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@otgyana When people say that I hear “you are hot and intimidating”
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Pick up
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What Vince Staples say “why you hate yourself and try to bring me in to it” because if you are on a self destructive path, please do not involve me
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Joining the Twitter dump club
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I quite literally have to analyze everything
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I really look like this
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Kiss a girl
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Being sexy as fuck and not having sex
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If the sex you had with a Pisces was bad, they didn’t love you and that’s why
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Writing love letters truly is a lost art
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🦢
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Everything I want is already mine Everything I want is already mine Everything I want is already mine
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Romantic relationships just are not worth the disrespect and emotional/mental trauma.
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I don’t want to merge souls, I like the space and individuality actually
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@92playboi I almost said Chicago. Only 1 think going against it on here
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I appreciate clarity so much, anything confusing must go
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Being pretty & eating good, my two favorite things to do
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Romanticizing every part of my life to keep my mental health in check >
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If you hurt me bad enough, my brain will start blocking off the memory of you. I’ll convince myself I have no idea who you are, because clearly I didn’t
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Why being attracted to someone piss me off so bad…
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