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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
Stressing over your future is something that we all do but you just have to remind yourself that Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی created the nizam of the whole universe, your little life is something that’s very much already worked out
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
Why’s masjid e nabwi becoming a whole tourist attraction since when are non Muslims allowed into the courtyard of the Prophet ﷺ whattttttttt
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my work friend told me her man blamed her for her miscarriage and cheated on her the next day and now she’s gone back to him cos he told her their pet dogs are sad without her
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retrospectively, it seems that many people are of the opinion that this is all fair and good…. I’m all for modernity, but turning one of our holiest sites into a photo opp for these basic travel vloggers just doesn’t sit right with me
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
@AbsolutlyNobode Non Muslims have been forbidden from entering the holy sanctuaries (or even the Hejaz) for centuries due to a Hadith in which the Prophet ﷺ ordered the expulsion of non Muslims from those lands… this was during his final illness so yes you’re also correct that they did pray
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
wow this is so deep
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
sometimes u just gotta throw everyone in the bin and go to sleep
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
may Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی protect us from those who come into our lives with bad intentions
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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9 months
How is Mia Khalifa speaking up for the Palestinians more than the leaders of the Muslim world rn what a strange world we live in😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
U mean we don’t have to say niyyat is namaz di parne khas vaste allah tala di 4 rakat namaz farz waqat namaz isha muh mera tarf khana kaabah shareef allahhh hu akbar before starting 😂😳
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
@Saudiah_Reeepat “Fakestinians” not sure what exactly your getting at but in an ideal world, al Aqsa wouldn’t be used in this manner either
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
I’m so fake at work woah the way I be laughing at everyone’s dead jokes ahahahah
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
the “baby I love you” in pehli nazar mein is so unnecessary fully kills the song
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
My grandmother lost the ability to speak two years before she died, 3 major strokes caused so much damage to her and she was fed through a tube in her stomach. She was the sort of person who never missed tahajud and would think about others before thinking about herself
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
do u guys randomly speak in the scouse accent or am I jus weird
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
picked my dad up from the airport for the first time ever and his first experience of my driving is me smashing into a van on the motorway
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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the UK is so much more bearable when the sun is out
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
my mother is now in the pre Ramadan samosa preparation phase
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
no way linkedin tells people who’s viewed their profile I viewed 27282 people yesterday nooooooooooooo
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
the youngest sibling is the most elite, top tier
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
I just heard about the death of a young lad in a car accident from my local area and it’s such a sharp reminder that only Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی knows when you’re time on this duniya is over, you can be young or old but you will die at the time when Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی has willed
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
I needed to share this with Twitter because it’s a very fascinating story what the fuck are goreh
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
she took the drugs at 32 weeks pregnant causing her to go into labour and give birth to a dead baby girl. Abortion after 24 weeks is illegal, 9/10 babies born at 30 weeks survive. She wanted the baby dead because she had just moved back in with her ex and it was another man’s.
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No woman should be in prison for making decisions about her own body. This shocking case highlights the urgent need to change the law. Abortion is healthcare. It must be decriminalised, now.
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
It’s sad that the world is more obsessed with the 5 people on this submarine than the 700 refugees that died in the Mediterranean last week
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
decorating for Ramadan is one thing but a tree with presents beneath it 😭😭😭😭 stop this rn
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
Moments before she died (8 years ago today), she suddenly awakened and spoke for the first time in years. Her last words were the shahadah. Allah gave her the ability to say the kalima. I remember hearing her voice so loud and clear that my 12 year old brain thought she’d healed.
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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4 months
do u ever randomly notice how fast life is moving like when did my parents get so old subhanallah :(
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
nobody violates like family
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
Idk who needs to hear this but PLEASE stop swaying during taraweeh
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
alhamdulilah Allah blessed my sister with her second child today, another nephew for me 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
hello today the person in front of me stepped on my head whilst getting up from sujood idk how this occurred but I haven’t ruled out malicious intent because how do u step on someone’s head
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
She passed away soon after and was buried the next morning. May Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی fill her grave with noor and grant us all a pious death.
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
taare zameen par has to be one of the saddest movies ever
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
@fajerrabia Using the wrong terminology is very problematic because trans refers to people who choose to imitate the other gender even tho they have normal genitals whereas intersex are people born biologically different - our prophet ﷺ sent his curse on the first category.
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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8 months
Favourite one so far
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
@AbsolutlyNobode Inside the mosque at a certain point in history. Whether they’re forbidden from the whole city is something that’s debated but (generally speaking) non Muslims weren’t allowed to enter the proximity of the mosque
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@AbsolutlyNobode Non Muslims have been forbidden from entering the holy sanctuaries (or even the Hejaz) for centuries due to a Hadith in which the Prophet ﷺ ordered the expulsion of non Muslims from those lands… this was during his final illness so yes you’re also correct that they did pray
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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@Aashish_Shukla7 @HectorBellerin except you included Gilgit and Azad kashmir which are both parts of pakistan
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
@IbnSiddiqui What the fuck I feel so bad for you that’s a disgrace bro don’t be sad tho stay safe idek what to say
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
Allah da shukar for growing up in a household where we season everything with 73621 spices
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Where is the seasoning 😰
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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8 months
Life goes downhill after you lose ur grandparents
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
@ohhoneyjustno @fajerrabia Your opinion is not greater than the consensus amongst Islamic scholars, who exactly do you think you are to comment on Hadiths ?
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
@QudsNen @SpotifyUK would love to know why a song about Palestinian patriotism is being equated to anti Semitism - is this Spotify taking a stance on the issue of Palestinian statehood??? Would hope not :/
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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I’ve evolved so much as a person that I acc talk to my family at sehri time now
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
it’s crazy how haraam is normalised in the supposedly Muslim people around me like wrf not drinking is becoming some sort of abnormality
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
make sure you look both ways before u cross the road everyone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@Ray695832774118 @nasbeenthat @AbsolutlyNobode “Inferiority complex” don’t project your lil issues on me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
there’s something very therapeutic about eating food in silence after midnight
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
1am is the time to reevaluate your life decisions
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1 year
Can this iblees creature please be gone in the next update
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
@Ray695832774118 @nasbeenthat @AbsolutlyNobode Maybe you should refer to the final illness of the Prophet ﷺ where he orders for the non Muslims to be expelled from the Muslim lands (other than those there for trade or delegates etc)
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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@snehod3wan I guess they’re not good for tomorrow morning
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5 months
@mullahammad Her account looks very not Muslim but I could be wrong… either way, she’s not there as a pilgrim but a “travel vlogger”
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
people don’t value their sisters enough and it really bugs me
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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5 months
Gotta appreciate your elders man I nearly tripped today and my 4 pupohs all BISMILLAHD me at the same time, where will you find people that care about you as much as your own elders :(
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
big up Accrington people yo masjid is beautiful
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
Wish the world would give as much attention to the bombing of Palestine as it did to that kanjar who slapped someone at the Oscar’s
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5 months
@HaqqHurts252 The Hejaz is huge and covers many cities… how about anything on the permissibility of Non Muslims in the haramain? Clearly, the mosque of the Prophet ﷺ is only a few meters away from where this woman is stood
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1 year
Pakistanis are so retarded sometimes I swear using the word trans (people who are born with normal genitals but FEEL they’re not normal) for intersex people (genuinely born with both or no genitals) - Islam doesn’t approve of the first category so why are u mentioning ALLAH
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Allhamdullilah blessed to be able to serve our Trans community at the Iftar today. I honestly felt their duas today. SubhanAllah Allhamdullilah 🙏
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1 year
my tl is full of marriage tweets from people who look like they haven’t yet hit puberty no one cares about your ideal wife fuck off
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
why do people ask such annoying questions like have u eaten fuck urself would I be alive without eating how dumb
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1 year
@IbnSiddiqui This is not it, the Prophet ﷺ taught us to seek refuge in Allah from the trials of the dajjal - to flee if you hear of him - he should be seen as the epitome of evilness - not some cool villain to interview
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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@Beast_Fearless2 May Allah guide him
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
£30 for this kurta 💀
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
@sareenirl @x_aishaa2 I don’t think that was the point but ok 😭
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
Ludo is an elite game argue with your darwaza
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
asked a customer how their day is going and he goes who tf are u fucking talking to r u talking to urself 😁
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
specsavers social media team are underrated😂😂
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Deserves an even longer sentence as she was fully aware of what she was doing and the post mortem on the baby shows her death was caused directly by the mother taking abortion pills at such a late stage
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
EID MUBARAKKKKKK EVERYONEEE Im so glad we’re all doing it on the same day!!
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2 years
@whoszainn my advice was to drive away swiftly but u didn’t listen
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1 year
TikTok is full of people recording themselves praying or reading Quran, it’s almost as if people need public validation instead of having faith that the angels on their shoulders are recording their deeds
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
modern family is acc elite
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@bintmajeed Is there actually new laws or is it informal relaxation of existing laws
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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@Cryebo ? I don’t recall picking my place of birth
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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3 years
this guy’s videos inspire me to go and make a mess in the kitchen ❤️🤣
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Chicken & Rice 🥵
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woah fr thought no one would know what I’m talking about😂😂
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2 years
Qatar World Cup best give the Islamic world the representation it needs
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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May Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی grant us all the strength to deal with the challenges that we face
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walked past my brother’s room and he has the fan on????????
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@FranklinATCG @mullahammad Smh violently and tweet about it, what else🤣
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1 year
@abunahla10 @synszo Mashallah brother, avoiding the congregation because you can’t stand difference of opinions
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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1 year
HOW IS THE SUPPOSEDLY MUSLIM CANDIDATE FOR FIRST MINISTER OF SCOTLAND OPENLY SUPPORTING GAY MARRIAGE BUT THE CHRISTIAN ONE REFUSES TO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 chasing power at the expense of your akhirat, what an absolute disgrace
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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Low-key wish there was another lockdown so I would have an excuse to never meet people
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1 year
the world is such a sad place, ya Allah help these people :(
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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@emmaroc33249448 @darrengrimes_ English culture and tradition have changed over the centuries like all other cultures. There are Muslims in England now and we’re very much a part of the fabric of society that you should learn to get used to as we really aren’t going anywhere🤝🏼
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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the level of stress in my life increases so randomly
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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10 months of driving and no issues but the day my dad sits my car 🫣
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Subhanallah people supposedly attempting to educate me (generally Arabs might I add) yet calling me a Khawarij, an extremist, a terrorist, a traitor and also a PAKI - I’m sure this is a highly effective way to educate people (even though no relevant evidence has been cited)
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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Finding it so mad how me and my sis are doing Eid tomorrow but my bro read Eid namaz today and my other sis is also doing Eid, what is this division
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@4hm4d_m1rza
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2 years
I wanna make a twitter circle but nobody talks to me anymore
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2 years
hello everyone im not a bad driver but the curb keeps assaulting my tyres
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1 year
@antihealy_ her personal situation is mentioned in the case and gives context
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1 year
had an argument with the rude nurse at the hospital today and my dad goes to me how are u gonna be a lawyer if u go red each time u argue 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
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2 years
she said she wanted to go star gazing so I hid her iron tablets
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2 years
Allah protect us from evil people
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@5ynsss There’s way tooo many EDL yobs in these comments laughing at this not realising this was not aimed at their racist demographic😭🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
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the capital of Afghanistan (Kabul) is in a complete blackout as the Taliban approach the outskirts of the city. May Allah سبحانہ وتعالٰی help the innocents, give them strength during this trial, and end the fitna that causes Muslims of the same nation to kill one another 🤲🏼💔
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