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cousin greg’s parasitic twin

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@45UFO
hazel
7 months
i just blacked out
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hazel
7 months
background greg dancing with a random guy 💘
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hazel
4 months
happy father’s day kendall roy you are absolutely not seeing your children today
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hazel
5 months
girl shaped
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hazel
8 months
he’s shaped like a beautiful butch woman
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hazel
7 months
i’ve connected the dots
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hazel
9 months
this makes me feel crazy
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hazel
7 months
i miss them dearly i wish they fought more often
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hazel
6 months
just two bunny rabbits hanging out
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hazel
8 months
somebody hug her please i’m begging
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hazel
8 months
romangerris vs tomgregs when the real enemy is the roycest shippers
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hazel
8 months
they must’ve argued over wedding cake flavours for weeks
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hazel
6 months
connor and his favourite cousin greg!!!!
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hazel
6 months
i love this small moment where tom is examining greg’s bug bites and shaking his head, probably coming to the conclusion that she’s the most dramatic girl in the world
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hazel
7 months
i was screen recording a greg clip for an edit i was working on and i got this ad midway through literwlly what thefuck 😭
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hazel
8 months
plotting and scheming
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hazel
8 months
what more can i say to push the abigail hobbs-greg hirsch agenda to the masses
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hazel
6 months
he was born in a cardboard box in the rain
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hazel
8 months
happy valentine’s day to my favourite tomgreg scene
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hazel
7 months
it’s not even funny anymore
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hazel
5 months
big fan of the way he holds his drinks
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hazel
5 months
i’m so normal i’m so normal i’m so normal
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hazel
7 months
biblically accurate gwen hirsch
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hazel
5 months
beautiful butch wife
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hazel
9 months
tom is so kind
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hazel
7 months
hard to believe he’s talking about two women here
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hazel
9 months
i want to carry him around like those little dogs with big sticks in their mouths
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@45UFO
hazel
7 months
pre-nuptial greg oh how i miss you
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hazel
6 months
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@45UFO
hazel
8 months
[HORNS HONKING] [CARS CRASHING] [GUNSHOTS FIRING] [BONES BREAKING] [AMBIGUOUS SCREAMING] [POLICE SIRENS RINGING] [BABIES CRYING] [DOGS HOWLING]
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hazel
6 months
she’s so girl here hiiii girl
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hazel
9 months
they’re gossiping
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hazel
9 months
chewing on him like a dog toy
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hazel
6 months
i was gonna post this to talk about how underrated this greg outfit is but i forgot how canadian he sounds here. ‘grab’ and ‘road’… pleaseee 😭
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hazel
6 months
it’s so hard to pick a favourite there’s too many good ones
@tomgregtuesday
Tomgreg Tuesday
6 months
happy #tomgregtuesday !!! whats your favorite small interactions between them in the show?
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hazel
7 months
gracegreg bestieism crumbs
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hazel
5 months
watching this here
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cata spider hayden truther
5 months
imagine watching a star wars movie here i would go insane
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hazel
9 months
he should’ve been at the club
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hazel
5 months
whatever this was
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
5 months
In honor of the 6th anniversary, tell us your favorite moment from Succession.
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hazel
5 months
the real reason why s4 greg is like That is bcs he started vaping
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hazel
8 months
they’re actually twin sisters if you guys even care
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hazel
4 months
oh my gooodddd…
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hazel
4 months
hollywood starlet
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hazel
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hazel
9 months
can they calm down they’re in public
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hazel
9 months
sad thinking about how we will never see greg and ken bestieism ever again
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hazel
4 months
he’s sweetpilled. he’s kindmaxxing. you mew, he practices empathy and tries his best to be understanding
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hazel
5 months
i’m still here
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Film Updates
5 months
6 years ago, ‘SUCCESSION’ premiered on HBO.
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hazel
7 months
gregwilla wedding cake topper
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hazel
8 months
jess looking at greg like that i’m so sick
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hazel
7 months
greg fans
@dailystar
Daily Star
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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina
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hazel
6 months
my top 4 greg looks (not including gracket)
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hazel
4 months
she keeps this in her pocket at all times
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hazel
8 months
i think that they’d be friends
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hazel
9 months
made greg in gta and he spawned in next to a wet box in the rain… likely place for him to be
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hazel
5 months
how so-called ‘girl best friends’ act when they get together for brunch
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hazel
7 months
im crying the way he greets her
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hazel
8 months
my days of being a lesbian are over, apparently. i can’t believe it’s come down to this. it was nice knowing you guys, but it’s time for me to pack up my pussy and leave
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Liz ‎
8 months
not to start discourse but it’s sooo funny how the majority of tomgreg shippers are straight girls and then you have all the gays for romangerri😭
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hazel
9 months
i hate all three of them (affectionately)
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hazel
6 months
he’s so bad at flirting and that’s exactly why she’s cheesing
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hazel
6 months
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hazel
6 months
i think about her everyday where is she now
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hazel
7 months
weston koury cousin greg mention
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hazel
9 months
few will understand
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hazel
9 months
i think about this a lot
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hazel
7 months
contributing to all the greglukas on my tl by bringing these up again
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hazel
6 months
greg gives the vibes of someone who co-slept with their mother until age 12
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hazel
7 months
this is almost too embarassing to share
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hazel
9 months
walking hudson bay mannequin
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hazel
8 months
the verdict is love, your honour!
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hazel
4 months
hey!!! :3
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hazel
7 months
more influential than shakespeare
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hazel
8 months
greg and shiv
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hazel
7 months
one of jess’ cutest looks i think
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hazel
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hazel
6 months
feeling so normal right now
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hazel
7 months
do you guys think he packed water shoes
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hazel
9 months
do you guys think greg got scared the first time he hit a danny gonzalez video
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hazel
5 months
kyle maclachlan at sundance 2002 giving major greg’s gay dad energy
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@45UFO
hazel
6 months
hitting us with the ‘eh’ right off the bat too. he was back in canada for 2 seconds and suddenly every mannerism came back in full swing
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hazel
8 months
hellllooooo ladies!
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hazel
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hazel
8 months
you know what i’m about to say
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hazel
8 months
this is my contribution to the gregscully universe
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hazel
9 months
he sort of prances like a pony
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hazel
7 months
they would’ve looked so good pulling up to the recny ball together
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hazel
6 months
nothing in that bag but his ipad and candy wrappers
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hazel
8 months
SQUASHES THEM LIKE BUGS
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hazel
4 months
bringing back this tweet from my priv in honour of the tom wambs drag uprising
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hazel
6 months
twinnsss!!!
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hazel
9 months
💔💔💔
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hazel
9 months
sad thinking about how we will never see greg and ken bestieism ever again
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hazel
8 months
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@wiseconnector
W 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬
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What would you do with this space?
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hazel
7 months
you are a fucking piece of shit, but i got you
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hazel
6 months
FUCK MY STUPID CANADIAN LIFE
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hazel
8 months
they’re kinda like sistercousins
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hazel
9 months
tomgreg au where tom is in a really prestigious bowling league and greg is just some guy who works at the bowling alley
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hazel
8 months
you guys just don’t get butch wife tom wambsgans like i do
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Sophie Vershbow
3 years
You have to marry one man from Succession, who is it? Pick your douchebag fighter.
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hazel
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gregjess
@line20210418
ボルゾイリーネ
7 months
うさぎさんと遊ぼꉂꉂ(๑˃▿︎˂๑)ァ,、'`
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@45UFO
hazel
4 months
hello gregwilla :]
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@zoerosebryant
zoë rose bryant
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the vision is crystal clear
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