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@33_toes
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3 years
for anyone wondering where my tag comes from, its the total number of toes with which peach's down air hits. dont bother fact checking this, i promise i wouldnt lie about something this serious.
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@33_toes
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i lost a set today in no small part because someone behind me said "we should ban leffen AND hax indefinitely, but theyre both unbanned if they can successfully complete a game of Catan with each other" and i couldnt stop laughing at the image of that. not even rly mad about it
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@33_toes
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1 year
1/589824 lightsaber battle
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6 months
(monotone voice) leffen. will you trade me 1 sheep for 2 wheat.
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2 months
march 2024: omg cody is killing the game he's the perfect fox and its so boring zjump cheater unbeatable vyvanse abuser how could we let this happen may 2024: cody loses to samus and dk for 13th
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@33_toes
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8 months
this is your goat? bro is eating GRUEL!
@C9Mang0
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NVM THE MANGO PLATE LIVES ON
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@33_toes
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10 months
idk why floaty players get so offended when spacies actually attempt to preserve their stocks. you're doing it too! this is the ranked mode, he is trying to win not throw half his stocks away on bad approaches trying to style on you lmao
@HOBORG
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Ranked is a joyous place
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@33_toes
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1 year
everyone is like "oh leffen is so dumb" when his controllers break. but what if he is being haunted by a small european gremlin/leprechaun-esque figure that loves the taste of magnets? bet you'd feel a bit silly if that was happening but you were blaming leffen for it.
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@33_toes
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10 months
i think we should cut toph some slack for this kinda random out of pocket outburst. he just spent a weekend hanging out with cod guys, this is how they greet each other we should be thankful he didnt call joji milk main a slur of some sort
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@33_toes
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brings me no pleasure to share this, but i must
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1 year
having a great time in the start gg chat 🀠
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@DrAlanB parasite
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2 years
rt to scare a falco main
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2 years
when you think about it all of the smash gods were gay armada: plays peach mango: loves wrestling men hbox: gay (derogatory) pp: his name is pp m2k: lol m2k
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@33_toes
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6 months
this is a bigger first place payout than jmook for for genesis last year lol
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more like turn down walt i dont wanna hear him ‼️‼️
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5 months
shout out zamu for teaming with hungrybox huge win for lgbtq+ representation in the community!
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1 year
bobby and ginger should kiss on the lips gay style
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4 months
this might be the single most insane piece of media produced about melee. ppl need to calm the fuck down about bobc it was one major why is everyone freaking the fuck out cody lost to hbox 2 weeks before what is wrong with you people and your reactionary little goldfish brains
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1 year
y r ppl still interacting with this guy is it not like 100% obvious what hes doing?
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1 year
jmook is sick and all but if he is ur favorite player u are a cop like r u rly out here rooting for a sheik main? smh
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@33_toes
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6 months
im begging all of my followers, especially the top player ones, to just ignore mekk. he has self selected out of the community in favor of the leper colony filled with pedophiles. he clearly fits in better over there. nothing of value is being lost. let it go.
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10 months
@SsbmKalvar u both play marth this is like arguing over whether its more efficient to scoop up glue with a spoon or drink it straight from the jar
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2 years
roommate's partner (casual smash ultimate fan who doesn't watch tournaments but watches clips) was trying to convince my roommate that hbox was the melee goat so i had to step in and give both of them a stern talking to
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1 year
played p+ for the first time today idk how people are okay with dk being remotely that good
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1 year
i forgot to add that i triple four stocked this guy lmao
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@33_toes
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3 months
posted in nem figured i might as well farm some engagement here too
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2 years
beat bobby big ballz but he like straight up didn't try so uhhhhhhh yeah very cool
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1 year
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1 year
arizona seems like a deeply evil melee scene. theyre so scarred from years of getting farmed by mid tiers that they all got super excited over a puff winning something. frightening stuff.
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@33_toes
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2 years
why is it so much easier to maintain/regain 'flow state' while driving a car than it is while playing melee? is operating a moving death trap at 65mph in the rain really that much easier than playing the silly princess character in video game?
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@33_toes
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10 months
the craziest part of this is that fox wins the interaction
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when you hit the sweet spot on a pinball machine @spotdodge_shine @Morsecode762
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1 year
*melee engagement bait post voice* who's your favorite mid level player?
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1 year
i wonder how many people know that nofluxes is like 5'6
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18 days
why do all my best clips start with shield grab 😑😑😑
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1 year
if youre a puff player barely breaking top hundred and you look at what the best players in the world are doing on gccs and then also look at what the best box players do on boxes and you think the issue is the controller you are simply a self interested moron
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1 year
can YOU name 25 MELEE PLAYERS with a TIGHT LITTLE ASS??
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1 year
my pronouns are still he/they and its no biggie in general but i think it would be pogger if melee ppl only used they/them :)
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1 year
my advice for improving in melee: take a shower go for a walk drink water get good sleep play friendlies with top 100 level players switch to rectangle milk eggs bread onions carrots celery bananas
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11 months
rt to scare the hoes
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2 years
i have no way of proving this but i s2g i made this before big house might move yoshi even higher now tbh
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7 months
chat is this this real
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2 years
my (italian) dad just referred to my uncle as a jamook and i was briefly very confused
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1 year
zamu is rly good at melee but he might be even better at making ppl mad by tweeting and honestly thats my goat
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@JustusXYZ drop names tbh
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1 year
melee, etc. Read:
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2 years
@LiquidHbox hi juan you should do this for melee too it would be very epic and swag of you
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@JooberW no lightsaber battle tho πŸ˜”
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i kinda forgot that bobby scar is a he they now that is so swag of them tho
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3 months
@slime_machine history is written every day brother
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1 year
box players are carried (by the superior knowledge of game mechanics they are forced to develop if they want to use the controller effectively)
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1 year
do NOT make a joke about the arizona super smash brothers melee scene
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@Dragnouvs he was more bird than man ...
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3 months
@SlumlordGG its how good i think the characters are if their players are pure of heart and love their character
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1 year
@PiBBssbm i am talking about you not to you hope this helps
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10 months
im rly out here posting campy falco apologia on the tl that is how dogshit i think this character is
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1 year
every peach goes through a phase when theyre bad but think theyre good where they pick a quirky move to spam in neutral like upsmash, upb, dair, toad, etc. then you grow up and realize you just have to spam dash attack and cstick down better instead
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1 year
@SSBM_Keita @willypNYC why would polish practice with you when they could practice with a good fox instead who also isn't an asshole?
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@JustusXYZ i hate majors sometimes u turn around and its an esam jumpscare and its so fucked up
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@33_toes
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2 years
do ppl generally think adderall/etc. is "cheating" for melee cuz i think im finally gonna get prescribed it this week (for very much not melee related things) and i would like to post about how it affects melee stuff but also dont want to deal with ppl being annoying about it lol
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@33_toes
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2 years
listen im not tryna start shit over ppl liking a tech video on twitter but it bums me out to see howmany ppl still fuck with mafia ("gamer jim") who is clearly trying to casually slide back into the melee community under a different tag despite being banned for assaulting someone
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@Pipsqueak_TV this is simultaneously the best and worst part of melee
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all box discourse is impossible because half of 'good' gcc players havent practiced in the last 2 years and even bad box players practice regularly if they want to sd less than 3 times a game
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1 year
i kinda liked when the rankings were in tiers that one time. make zain 1 cody 2 jmook 3 then put everyone else in tiers and call it a day i feel like thats much easier than tryna figure out who belongs where when basically everyone else has an argument for +/- several spots
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@33_toes
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2 years
@bbatts523 yeah i vote bbatts guilty of not following me back on twitter
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7 months
big moment for me today in the long island melee counting channel
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8 months
(slop enjoyer voice) USA USA USA MANGOOOO WOOOOO
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2 years
mekk will probably make more farming twitch subs off that falcon punch than he would for getting 7th, which will allow him to go to more tournaments and continue improving. he's winning in the long game, mere mortals will never understand.
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2 years
florida man discovers the passage of time
@LiquidHbox
hungrybox
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it’s already the 2nd week of 2023 what the fuck
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@33_toes
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i think we should ban streaming with a camera on in the melee community because that is the actual root of all evil here. i promise you that so many of your favorite players do much dumber shit behind closed doors and isaac big ballz is just dumb enough to do it on camera.
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all i rly gotta say at this point on the box nerf stuff is that 3 separate top hundred level players have told me how much fun it is to play me now and that they think box peach is sick so if we want to have less fun and play worse melee then that just fuckin sucks man
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9 months
oh... oh yes
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2 years
i think gamecube controllers are cheating. melee sets should be decided by throwing rocks at each others heads until someone is unconscious. this way we can save time on brackets and just play single elim cuz everyone will dq from losers anyway.
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1 year
@SsbmKalvar i love how making the controller arbitrarily more cumbersome to appease the most annoying top players is a thing people are seriously considering
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if you fuck with this guy literally at all you can go choke on rocks with him
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@chromeohnine @zamu_ssbm theres a lot of people secretly frothing at the mouth to jump down the throat of a trans person who says something they think is "ridiculous" because they think being trans in general is ridiculous and they're looking for a socially acceptable "gotcha"
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i look kinda cute here tbh time for face pfp era again until i have a panic attack about having a perceptible corporeal form again woooo ty 4 pic @breathlessx22 :)
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2 years
>shit talk bbb on twitter >hit 100 followers ✍️✍️✍️
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we should bully straight people in the melee community more they deserve it
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2 years
i have entered ~60 netplay tournaments since slippi came out (plus countless offline tournaments) and for the first time in my life i came in first place in a singles bracket. i love melee :)
@DevDoggX
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Congrats to @33_toes for winning the Cute Little Bracket today! Thanks to everyone who entered and repped their favorite cutie!
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beat younger and got my first ngp top 8 on box :)))
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2 years
this is how u kill luigi when he lands on stage with side b (wavedash backwards into him, time upsmash as he stands up and the strong hit always connects)
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2 years
made money off melee for the first time AND buffer tap jump airdodged out of a downthrow knee in bracket 😌😌😌
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1 year
melee players when chef rach posts another teeter application
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@33_toes
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2 years
trif does like 6 galaxy brain things in this edgeguard but the waveland back on stage to refresh resources is a hallmark of their play and every peach should be stealing this concept to avoid getting stuck in weird spots where you cant hit fox because you don't have float/dj
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1 year
ok but like come on bro its been 6 days this shit is so broken 😭😭😭
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its crazy how many dual spacies mains there are and literally only mango has ever been remotely successful playing both at the same time maybe learning ur character's "hard" matchups is worthwhile πŸ€”
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1 year
dk cookbook being nuked from orbit by gfycat randomly dying is fr the modern day library of alexandria burning
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2 years
the amount of people who are entirely uncritical of the crypto aspect of juans little netplay tournament is proof that coinbase slapping their ads on every bts stream for the past year is Working
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no offense to the straights but 2 good queer ppl playing melee together just hits different. iykyk. much love <3
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1 year
please pretend i hit the edgeguard
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2 years
20 bucks on amsa winning the next tournament set they play
@galintgaming
Galint Gaming Inc.
2 years
Congratulations to @Panda_Plup on taking the @aMSaRedyoshi vs Plup Gauntlet at #GMOFall , 25-2! Thank you to @RedBullCanada & @smashermagazine for helping make this happen. We hope you enjoyed the show!
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@thecheat appreciate you opening yourself up to the legion of freaks to put this info out there
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@33_toes
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9 months
if this resonates with u then u need to go to more locals and play less netplay and also have at least one other thing in ur life that u r taking seriously that forces u to have an actual schedule i am speaking from experience. literally everything is better in moderation
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I’m not okay, but I will be.
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trans gender πŸ‘
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truly do not understand why the prevailing sentiment is that peach mains are lazy/dont grind tech/etc. like have u watched llod/polish/trif/wally/ryobeat play? they do so much technical shit it is just in fact difficult to implement all of peaches tech overnight lmfao
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