Known underthinker. Following me? I pity you. I’m boring, much like my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Somerset, UK, where I play the acoustic cloaca.
@sallykohn
A woman with integrity calls Biden a racist then teams up with him.
A woman with integrity covers up her dirty SF crime lab.
A woman with integrity takescharge of a border but never does anything about it.
This should be fun!🤣
@probablyreadit
Oh, the one-upmanship of the political protesters.
"In my day, the NKVD just took you to the Lubyanka basement, gave you 9 grams of lead in the dome, and sent the bill to your family."
@NoContextBrits
@YesThatVCharles
That is most definitely NOT my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Dorset, UK. We do NOT allow bicycles on our high street.
@iowahawkblog
If they force Biden to resign the presidency, Kamala has to go to work, where they won’t be able to hide her any more.
I believe it’s the Republican strategy. Maybe the first smart thing they have done.
@Scearpo
“Easter Egg of Shit” was my Oasis tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the breakfast service until management called the police.
@dagenmcdowell
@nypost
“Molten Bullshit Casserole” was my Styx tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the continental breakfast until the manager called 999 on us.
@AWokeZombie
You ever walk into a federal courthouse? There are always at least FIVE guys at the metal detector. And usually they are talking about either food or retirement.
@Giffytube101
@3YearLetterman
Once again, Coach is right. The biggest blowhards are the easiest to catch. I guess that’s why he has fully carpeted bathrooms and you don’t.
@tedlieu
@houmanhemmati
So did I. Dr. Kenneth Wright Congressional candidate calls on Ted Lieu to renounce Linda Sarsour who supports Hamas. Lieu has declined to appear at Election Debates and continues to support Sarsour who condones violence against Jews, when he has over 130,000 Jewish constituents.
@MZHemingway
My suggested debate conditions:
No podiums. They have to walk while speaking.
They have to climb a set of stairs before answering any question.
Audience has buttons and if 50% press them, Chuck Barris jumps out hits a gong.