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Known underthinker. Following me? I pity you. I’m boring, much like my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Somerset, UK, where I play the acoustic cloaca.

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@magills_ Are you saying a president could drone a wedding just to get out of gifting an expensive espresso maker?
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@thestustustudio I've liberated a few bathrooms and believe me I could have cleared that place out in no time.
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@NeriaKraus @ZavalaA 60% of California loves him. The rest of the country is creeped out by him. So I hope he is the nominee.
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@GigaBasedDad ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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@bblatt11 The assistant manager at Kohl’s when he sees the U-Haul pull up on a Friday. . .
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@GigaBasedDad I cracked a triple once. Still think about it sometimes.
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@VDHanson My employee this morning: “I was too busy to watch the debate.” Next words: “Anyway, all Trump did was lie. He made up numbers and facts.”
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@ClownWorld_ What was her crime? Having a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir I own a rare King James Bible first edition signed by Jesus himself and I can assure you it is in the King’s English.
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@sallykohn A woman with integrity calls Biden a racist then teams up with him. A woman with integrity covers up her dirty SF crime lab. A woman with integrity takescharge of a border but never does anything about it. This should be fun!🤣
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@Acyn Mind your own damn business but call the snitch line if they are outside enjoying life.
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@JoelWBerry Everyone thought our new overlords would look like this:
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@probablyreadit Oh, the one-upmanship of the political protesters. "In my day, the NKVD just took you to the Lubyanka basement, gave you 9 grams of lead in the dome, and sent the bill to your family."
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@_JAGough_ @kimmie_c_ 78 is sweater weather. Go back to ruling the waves. Oh. Sorry. Forgot you gave that up for comfort and safety.
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@NWS Incorrect. You are a government agency, true? You cannot censor free speech, as much as you want to.
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@BillMelugin_ Nice job covering the roofs. Especially when that one guy TOLD them a gunman was on one.
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@GigaBasedDad Atheists:
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@_JAGough_ @kimmie_c_ It was 81 degrees in Yorktown, which is why the pusillanimous Brits surrendered with a 13 colony lead.
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@treydayway When I was a kid I imagined that grownups were all good at their jobs. I have been wildly disappointed.
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@RobProvince @timfarron “Since it didn’t happen to me it’s a lie.”
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@ClownWorld_ When it goes to court it will be “He beat me up.”
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@DefiantLs Fall and Oates.
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@probablyreadit "And then Graham Nash wrote a shitty song about it!" he yelled at the cloud of students.
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@magills_ Critics 85% Audience 30% The DEI dead giveaway.
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@AOC No, but I recall you fake crying at a fence.
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@NoContextBrits @YesThatVCharles That is most definitely NOT my leafy hamlet of Figleaf-upon-Crotch, Dorset, UK. We do NOT allow bicycles on our high street.
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@shannonrwatts The assistant manager at Kohl’s when he sees the U-Haul pull up on a Friday. . .
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@iowahawkblog If they force Biden to resign the presidency, Kamala has to go to work, where they won’t be able to hide her any more. I believe it’s the Republican strategy. Maybe the first smart thing they have done.
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@redsteeze @physicsgeek I just hope he finally gets to Thalos IV.
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@ClownWorld_ "A blind man walks by a fish market and says 'Mornin, ladies'"
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@ChayaRaichik10 There was a TOURIST in Pakistan???
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@Matthewtravis08 I’m sorry this almost happened to you.
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@libsoftiktok See, we got fooled. We thought our new fascist masters would look like this:
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@LeadingReport Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@ClayTravis Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@redsteeze “That is inappropriate.” 🤣
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@BudLightSadness This one got me.
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@detroitnews Please. A little respect. He just lost his son Beau in a tragic helicopter crash.
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@nypost Think of all that great music that we will never hear.
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@RobProvince The worst cheese becomes the best cheese when you put a burger under it.
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@JohnRLottJr I’m already a fan. No need to sell me on his family.
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@JoanneMason11 Please, a little respect. Joe lost his son Beau to Nazi machine gun fire at Omaha Beach.
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@DailyCaller Never seen "Dr." Jill and Alice Cooper at the same time.
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@Scearpo “Easter Egg of Shit” was my Oasis tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the breakfast service until management called the police.
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@JoeBiden Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@ClownWorld_ So she is single? 🔥🔥🔥
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@nypost Legal bodega owners would like a word.
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@MrAndyNgo @PortlandPolice Sounds like they will need some assistance.
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@Oilfield_Rando Life really is Hunger Games innit?
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@jonathanchait These maroons love when they imagine someone else to be 'enraged'. What a sad way to live.
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@nypost I call that “Tuesday”.
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@dagenmcdowell @nypost “Molten Bullshit Casserole” was my Styx tribute band. We played the Brighton Holiday Inn Express during the continental breakfast until the manager called 999 on us.
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@SteveInmanUIC That one into the upper thigh! 🤣🤣🤣
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@kausmickey Because he’s the only one doing journalism instead of publishing press releases.
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@Oilfield_Rando I didn't watch. She broke my second cardinal rule.
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@DailyMirror “blasted” lol and we once ruled the waves.
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@tomselliott @MollyJongFast @Tim_Walz "Hey stupid flyover people -- he's one of you!"
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@dantypo My boys played ‘gas station’ and filled the gas tank from the hose. They are still alive but that was a close one.
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@MrAndyNgo England, this is your Runnymeade. Do NOT give in. You may never get another chance.
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@DeptofDefense Maybe you could drone a gay wedding this time.
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@MZHemingway No podium. They have to walk and talk the entire hour.
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@GadSaad I have always been amazed that both you and Victor Davis Hanson have managed to keep professorships. 😃
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@Scearpo Ima need a smoke after this one.
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@Oilfield_Rando Today on X: "Seal Team 6 AWWWWK Seal Team 6 AWWWWWWK!"
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@RevRayCistman What was her crime? Having a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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@jimmyfailla No one is more disappointed than this little fella . . .
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@KCStar Now do Rasheed Rice.
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@TheCensoredRock I have a King James version signed by Jesus and it is in English. The entire thing.
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@AWokeZombie You ever walk into a federal courthouse? There are always at least FIVE guys at the metal detector. And usually they are talking about either food or retirement.
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@Giffytube101 @3YearLetterman Once again, Coach is right. The biggest blowhards are the easiest to catch. I guess that’s why he has fully carpeted bathrooms and you don’t.
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@SenatorShaheen I see one person in that photo that should be voting and even then only if he is a landholder.
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@tomselliott @jaketapper Journos deserting the ship
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@Oilfield_Rando Everyone thought they would look like this:
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@AlexBerenson I only hope he makes it safely to Thalos IV
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@natsechobbyist “Democracy AAWK! DEMOCRACY AAAAWWWWWK!”
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@CynicalPublius @EndWokeness @RevolverNewsUSA One white guy in the back doing the actual work.
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@GigaBasedDad “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US”
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@ATFHQ Stay safe!
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@MrAndyNgo @Nigel_Farage A curb stomping! Go Nigel!!!
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@AdamCrigler There can be only one: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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@tedlieu @houmanhemmati So did I. Dr. Kenneth Wright Congressional candidate calls on Ted Lieu to renounce Linda Sarsour who supports Hamas. Lieu has declined to appear at Election Debates and continues to support Sarsour who condones violence against Jews, when he has over 130,000 Jewish constituents.
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@3YearLetterman @PaulaAbdul @LoganPaul @paulpierce34 @PierceBrosnan @Shoneys @fireworkfound @UDWJPP @lancearmstrong @anti_doping @Whitesnake Shoneys has never been the same since the truck hit the Big Boy in their parking lot. But like America, they survived. And thrived.
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@MZHemingway My suggested debate conditions: No podiums. They have to walk while speaking. They have to climb a set of stairs before answering any question. Audience has buttons and if 50% press them, Chuck Barris jumps out hits a gong.
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@ingelramdecoucy I am a lawyer and I speak judge. This says "GFY" in the first paragraph and "And the horse you rode in on" in the second.
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@ElissaSlotkin Lucky for you he didn’t tag you with a nickname. With those cheeks he might have gone with “Giggity Slotkin”
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@ZeekArkham @POTUS I smell desperation and fentanyl.
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@ComfortablySmug He gets so scared. I hope they have a thunder jacket for him.
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@WhiteHouse @POTUS Please show our President some respect during this difficult time. His son Beau was recently killed in a helicopter crash.
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@RevRayCistman I dislike the word "woodpile" but I will take what I can get.
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