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BK

@26MoreLives

2 years

~~~Threnody for Thackray~~~ [Dr Nicholas Mark Thackray, 1955 - 2022]

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3 years

Peter van Onselen would be prettier if he smiled more.

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3 years

I do not like Scott Morrison.

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3 years

I’m going to use my extra $250 to buy a house. And everyone can come over and live there. Do you want to live in my new house.

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3 years

I would like to suggest that we avoid going to war.

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3 years

Did you know that someone here on the tweeters drove to my place todayin the midst of very hot heat of the afternoon heat and left a couple of RATs in my letterbox 🙏🙏🙏

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4 months

You can break the law, and be ok. As long as you used to work with the head of the NACC.

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3 years

How many Hillsong food trucks are out there feeding the hungry?

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3 years

Huge shoutout to the Sikh community for their selfless service in providing thousands of free and fresh meals to those in need in Victoria.. "Dhanwaad Ji"

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1 year

This is Lang Hancock, father of Gina Rinehart. Gina is funding the No campaign. Gina is a multibillionaire, protecting her mining interests. Just imagine, for a moment, that he is talking about your parents.

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3 years

they died *with* shark bites, not from shark bites

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It is uncanny. BHP Qantas The RBA …and *hundreds* of other companies have “inadvertently” underpaid workers. 10,000s of thousands of workers. Over many years. Inadvertently. Hundreds of thousands of innocent mistakes. And never ONCE did they inadvertently overpay. Uncanny.

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3 years

Ever go to the supermarket and think that you’re too smart for lists? “I only need 3 things. I can remember 3 things.” As it turns out, I cannot remember 3 things.

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3 years

Hey do you remember that time when the scientists said: "oh, fmd there is a hole in the ozone layer and that’s fvcked" And they said we couldn’t uses CFCs any more, and people said: "Oh, ok. Got it, no CFCs." Good times eh.

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1 year

Dear people who seem angry and confused by the Voice, Do not worry. You will not be deprived of anything should the Voice referendum succeed. You will not lose your car, or your house. You won’t lose any money. In fact, you won’t lose a single sultana. All your stuff is safe.

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2 years

What odds is the TAB giving on Qantas losing Pell’s coffin?

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3 years

I completely lost it today. Very unlike me. But I just snapped. I could not take it anymore. Two men, in the Castlemaine IGA (Vic) standing around, talking. One without a mask, the other wearing his mask on his forehead.

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3 years

Breaking! Independent MP Bob Katter has released a blistering statement on #PrayerRoomGate :

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1 year

People are defacing/stealing and fvcking driving over Yes signs in my little regional town, population ~600. This has been your unofficial occasional reminder that the N A Z I S were never a ‘German’ problem, they were (are) a human problem. It’s always there, lurking. 😔💔😔

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3 years

how ashamed will we feel when the koalas are gone will that be enough shame

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11 months

Pls stop posting pics of Scott Morrison. Please.

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3 years

How many Scott Morrisons does it take to change a lightbulb?

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1 year

I am offering a new service: Alcohol Offsets Alcohol Offsets work exactly like carbon offsets. Instead of actually reducing your alcohol intake, simply pay me to not drink for you. This will allow you to drink twice as much. Sign up in three easy steps and

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3 years

Aghast. Meals in aged care.

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10 months

5 years ago, today. I took every cent I had, and bought a feral country block, with a dilapidated house. I don’t go in the house, bad juju in there. I live in a partially converted shed. It’s basic, but I am grateful. tbh, I did not think I would last this long. 5 years.

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2 years

Does anyone know what day has been chosen to mourn the 2,096 Australians that died from covid in FVCKING AUGUST 1x🫅 > 2,096 🇦🇺

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3 years

There are so many people suffering so much right now. Some in hospitals, some sick at home, some drowning in their own pus. Sick kids, sick babies. People dying. People with no incomes. So many locked down. And these two buffoons. Fvck them both to hell. Fvck them.

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2 years

Bury me with an acorn in my pocket then come back later and rest in the shade with me.

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2 years

ok, little help please I need to check if I am sane, you know? At the shops yesterday. Small town. Victoria. I was one of a VERY FEW wearing a mask. I felt like I was in a cheap-arse zombie movie, just before the zombies were about to turn. They watched me. Am I insane? Y/N

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2 years

If I am elected President of Australia and New Zealand on May 21 everyone* will get a pony

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2 years

I feel thoroughly sickened, angry, and full of despair right now. I hesitated before tweeting. But I feel I should, so… Our little town got lights installed on the oval. The local member came out to the celebration. Photos of happy faces posted on FB. And on the far right…

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8 months

If this is your idea of fun, we cannot be friends. Ever.

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3 years

If you’re 72+ years old you have outlived your usefulness.

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3 years

I may lose some followers over this, but dammit that milkshake thing Do you know how many preppy young white men DIE EVERY WEEK because they have been milkshaked? DO YOU KNOW.

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5 years

To stop the #CoronavirusOutbreak we need to stop it at its source.

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3 years

We treat anxiety and depression as though they are diseases. But I can’t help but think that they’re both quite rational and reasonable responses to this insane way of living we have created for ourselves. But that’s probably just my anxiety and depression talking, right?

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3 years

Unpopular opinion: The olympics are a ridiculously expensive showcase for corruption and jingoism. Fite me.

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3 years

So I just kept loudly calling them "selfish arseholes". Then I got out my phone and took pics. And I kept LOUDLY saying "selfish arseholes, selfish arseholes, selfish..." until they gave in and moved on. Here are the cvnts:

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1 year

Breaking: Scott Morrison announces that he is also stepping down as Premier for Western Australia and as the Member for Rockingham. “It is time for the people of Western Australia to have a new secret Premier.” -S Morrison

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2 years

Squirm baby squirm. #RobodebtRC

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3 years

“Suffering is part of god’s plan” God can go and get fvcked then.

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5 years

Opening scene in that apocalyptic movie you don’t want to see.

Stephen McDonell

@StephenMcDonell

5 years

Just passed a screening point in Henan close to the border with Hubei and had my temperature checked. #coronavirus #China

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3 years

Breaking: The Liberal Party has just preselected Eddie Obeid to run in the next federal election. Scott Morrison said “Eddie is one of us now.”

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1 year

Before you judge Ben Roberts-Smith, just ask yourself: Who amongst us hasn’t had a judge say we brutally killed non-combatants in an insane, irrelevant war far away, and then drank out of one their prosthetic legs at a party with soldiers? We were all young and foolish once.

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3 years

I grew up in the US, I never liked Halloween as a kid, for all kinds of reasons. I liked it even less as it became the commercial monstrosity we know today. Why Australia has decided to adopt this american nonsense is beyond me.

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3 years

“20 lives lost” As if we misplaced them somewhere. As if they were bags we put down and forgot about. As if there aren’t 20 families drowning in grief right now. Fvck all your spin and marketing obfuscation.

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2 years

I was very pleased with myself for eating only half of the dip, and half of the crisps. So, as a reward, I ate the rest.

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2 years

If you are in eastern Australia GET UP RIGHT NOW and go look at the moon. Spectacular. I’ll wait here. da dum dee da dum… da da… dee…

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5 months

Mother’s Day is not the same for everyone. Many celebrate, many mourn. But some had mean, narcissistic, selfish, ignorant, mothers. Some mothers did things to children that would make you sick. Not all mothers carry the caring gene. Not all mothers are missed on Mother’s Day.

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1 year

huh I saw some tweets earlier about a coup in Russia, so I put on @abcnews while I cleaned the house 11-noon. Apart from a very brief segment, and the screen crawl, they have said nothing. I mean, they even replayed the King on his fvcking horse.

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1 year

I’m sad about Sinéad’s passing. But I’m also angry. Angry at a lazy, delusional (insane?) society that continues ~~TO THIS DAY~~ to allow corrupt, perverse institutions like The Catholic Church to thrive. Fvcking bishops living like multimillionaires in their red slippers.

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1 year

Am in hospital In agony Taking me to bendigo for kidney stone surgery Am very worried about my puppy

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2 years

Who amongst us has NOT lost a silver capsule full of radiation somewhere in Western Australia? “Let he who is without sin cast the first capsule.” -BK

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3 years

Do you think Scott and Jen did it in the prayer room?

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3 years

Peta Credlin announcing that she will be a columnist for The Australian:

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2 years

If I keep on getting up earlier and earlier, eventually I will get up yesterday. This is my plan.

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1 year

Just a reminder that your Federal Labor Government spends: SIXTY ONE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ($61,400,000.00) every year on school chaplains

National Student Wellbeing Program (NSWP)

The National Student Wellbeing Program (NSWP) supports the wellbeing of students and school communities through pastoral care services and student support strategies.

www.education.gov.au

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3 years

The tall one finally said "we’re right, thanks" And then I lost it. (Loud, outside voice) "No, you’re not right, you’re arseholes. People have to work here, shop here, and none of us need whatever it is that you’re breathing out all over us" Put. On. Your. Masks." More smirks

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1 year

Late night nurse checking on me: “Why are you wearing your mask while you’re sleeping?” Me: “Because I breathe while sleeping.”

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1 year

Yo, @abcnews Just a quick heads up. Europe, North America, the North Atlantic, Antarctica, even FVCKING Tasmania are ALL EXPERIENCING HISTORICALLY HIGH TEMPERATURES. Perhaps, just maybe, this is as important as sports news. p.s. Record ice melts in Greenland and Antarctica.

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2 years

My old guitar has not been played for years. I bought it at 15, with money earned working on construction sites. I bought it after my mother took my first guitar, which I also had paid for, and smashed it on the ground for not washing the dishes. I’m ready to play it again.

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1 year

Doctor said it’s ok for me to go home from hospital later, yay. Missing my best friend so much. 🐾 ♥️ 🐾

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1 year

This MFer is first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Financial Review

@FinancialReview

1 year

Gurner Group founder Tim Gurner tells the Financial Review Property Summit workers have become "arrogant" since COVID and "We've got to kill that attitude."

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2 years

when I was a lad, David Attenborough was all “oooh pretty fish, funny monkey” now he’s all “you fvcken fvckers have fvcken fvcked everything”

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2 years

Our town has a population of ~550. How many are racist cvnts like this guy? I feel sick. So sick. 😔

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2 years

A smart country would offer free life-long learning to anyone who wants it, across a really wide range of disciplines and teaching/learning modes. Because a smart country would know that it’s smart to be smart.

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2 years

I shall finish plastering this ceiling, unless it kills me first. p.s. If you don’t hear from me for awhile, the ceiling did it. fvcken ceiling

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6 months

I cried a bit the other day. I was listening to a podcast about changes in the acoustic environment - especially birdsong. They played recordings of a meadow from the 90s, 2000s, 2010, and last year. You could *hear* the decline of life. Busy, full of birds at first, then… 😔

citizen d 🏴‍☠️☮️

@denis_ducasse

6 months

Good morning twitter friends.👋☕️🙂

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1 year

We are destroying the spectacular #Murujuga (Burrup Peninsula) art with heavy industry. “…over 37000 hectares with a collection of more than one million ancient petroglyphs. It is the oldest and richest collection of rock art engravings in the world…”

Western Australia’s Louvre

WA is home to some of the oldest art in the world. Murujuga is culturally significant, but endangered. Now it may be about to get UN protection.

westernindependent.com.au

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3 years

And I’ve had just about enough of these little fvckers too.

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9 months

I’m interested to see how this turns out. I’m seriously considering sending a (registered) letter to the CEO of the hospital I have to go to for surgery (Bendigo) saying that I will expect 100% n95 masking, and that if I do end up with a HAI, I’ll sue everyone I can find.

Jordan Crane

@JordanCrane2

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@StVincentsMelb I have just called to request that staff wear N95s for my upcoming procedure. The way this has been handled is again not at the standard required. When a patient makes that request, the response should not be "why." It should be, of course!

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2 years

Ode to a parcel: where the fvck are you where the fvck are you where the fvck are you you stupid fvcking parcel

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3 years

Planting a tree is like sending an anonymous love letter to the future. I bought some native plants yesterday from an amazing local woman who propagates everything herself. Today I will be sending a love letter to a future I can only imagine, a future that I will not see.

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3 years

Here is my plan for everyone to be rich: 1) Starting tomorrow, we allocate everyone a Special Day. 2) On their Special Day, everyone else gives them $1. 3) And so on and so forth, until everyone is rich. I will go first to test out the system for everyone.

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3 years

A friend came to visit. He had two days in the state, he spent one with his troubled son, the other with me. He drove 3 hours, in a car rented for just that purpose. He bought me lunch. He wanted to make sure that I was ok. I am not equipped to reciprocate such kindness.

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6 months

I have always been an outlier - different and strange. This rarely bothers me, I have come to regard different = good. But I do admit, being one of a *very few* who are still masking is… Very othering Confronting Isolating And depressing, because I am surrounded by 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

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5 months

When the ambulance containing my sad carcass rolled into Bendigo Hospital yesterday late morning, there were *at least* a half dozen ambulances ramped. 3-4 had their lights flashing. I was told that meant that they had been there for more than an hour.

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@VicAmboUnion

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Ambulance ramping tonight at Bendigo hospital. How many crews are available to respond to emergencies in Bendigo? #springst #bendigo #ambosdeservealifetoo

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10 months

Hey you, If you are spending christmas alone, no you are not. ♥️

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2 years

I like blueberries more than I like people.

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5 months

I am grateful for every cent of the Disability Support Pension I receive. Signs are there will be no increase (again) in the coming budget. I am grateful for every cent of the DSP, but the truth is that there aren’t enough cents.

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3 years

Did you know that while asleep, over the course of a year, the average adult will inhale: -1kg of dried skin -2kgs dust mites -1,000 spiders -8 mice -a pony

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2 years

This is Dave. Lead singer in my band.

Christina N. Zdenek, PhD

@CNZdenek

2 years

Sound ON. A wild male koala, bellowing his heart out 🥰. French Island, Victoria. #WildOz

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There once was an evil old man named Rupert. Rupert bought a town named Myspace. But, no one liked Rupert. So, they all left. The End.

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2 years

What if shepherds never really ate those pies, and it’s all just been another scam. How will we deal with that.

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1 year

Did you know that no matter what you post, there is someone out there who will want to argue with you, to contradict you? Did you know that.

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2 years

Like conditioned chickens in an experiment, pressing a button to get a pellet of joy. 😔

Fifty Shades of Whey

@davenewworld_2

2 years

About 8-10 million Americans are addicted to gambling and chasing a dopamine high

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1 year

News Flash: At least half of all Australians are ignorant, selfish, nasty, and racist.

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2 years

Might start a cult. Brainwash everyone into being kind, considerate, compassionate, and generous.

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2 years

I think we should all share our deepest, darkest secrets online. You go first:

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2 years

If you are in eastern australia right now and you aren’t looking at the moooooooOOOOOooooooon, you really need to ask yourself why. Please post pics. I don’t have any moon pic tech.

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Why yes, I did just block you. No, we never interacted. I just saw your tweet. And you were being racist/misogynistic/hateful/bullying/anti-vax/trans/peace, etc. And I thought: ‘…I don’t want to waste a single breath on this fvck knuckle…’ So, I blocked you. Your loss. 🤷‍♂️

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Damn that’s hard. I went to put on some music while tidying, and everything I looked at was so laden with memory, I ended up sitting on the floor and crying. Big old sook.

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1 year

They actually said on the news “…it’s not known what caused the implosion…” And I’m thinking it probably had something to do with all that fvcking water.

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1 year

I am feeling very grateful today. Grateful for roast pumpkin and sweet potato soup. Grateful to be safe, and warm, and out of the weather. Grateful for days when pain is just a distraction, and fear only a memory. Grateful for every moment.

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1 year

It is not arson a hoax a scam a psyop bad luck greenies sun spots volcanoes space lasers a conspiracy a natural cycle solar maximum an Illuminati plot actually a good thing, or a lack of forestry management. It is our inevitable comeuppance.

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3 years

I don’t want things to get back to normal. I want things to be much better than they were.

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3 years

Thinking of sorting out one of those bracelets or lockets that says 'do not resuscitate' What colour do you think Andrew Bolt would like?

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2 years

I’m blocked by most of the Labor rustadons. But nonetheless I’m seeing people pop up in my timeline defending Labor’s INSANE FVCKING decision to buy nuclear submarines. “They were wedged” “Morrison forced their hand” “The media would have crucified them” ffs THEY ARE IN POWER.

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10 months

Soz everyone about the outage. I accidentally unplugged the server to plug in the vacuum cleaner. Duh. Very soz.

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4 years

@AlboMP Yo Albo, I don’t recall you saying anything supportive of Dan Andrews these past months, nor did I hear a peep of condemnation from you about the way the LNP has been acting. But maybe you said it so quietly I couldn’t hear?

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2 years

I am formally announcing that I am also resigning from Boris’s cabinet.

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5 months

all that aurora stuff was made by my alien friends they said they wanted to do something to cheer us all up a bit

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