Hey
@JustinTrudeau
would you consider quitting politics if we let you be Santa Claus?
You get to work one day a year, sport a beard, wear an outlandish costume, have a weird thing with socks, and give away what others worked hard to create.
You're perfect for it.
Folks can burn tires on railroad tracks for weeks and that's fine, but a handful of everyday folks with loud voices and big signs are a security concern?
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Here in Canada, our prime minister has so many investigations into ethics violations that the state broadcaster doesn't even bother to report on them anymore.
Emergencies Act declaration illegal.
Lametti resigns.
Guilbeault press conference disaster.
ArriveCanGate.
Trudeau called black CPC candidate a "twofer".
They're gonna need a lot of men's room tampons to stop this much bleeding.
Imagine a country so thoroughly fucked that there are allegations of treason, but the allegations won't be made public unless the people alleged to have committed said treason approve it.
Calling cold weather a polar vortex or an atmospheric river or a panarctic superfront isn't evidence of climate change.
It just proves you have a thesaurus, and are probably an asshole.
The NDP are broke and can't afford a new election.
Jagmeet Singh has decided that a tiny modicum of electoral victory is more important than representing the people who voted for him.
#priorities
Albertans catch hell for being dependent on their oil and gas sector, how come Quebec gets a free pass for being dependent on Alberta's oil and gas sector?
Lots of you people think it's okay to call Trudeau "Skippy McFucknuts".
It's not. Show some respect for the man who is Prime Minister.
He's the Rt. Hon. Skippy McFucknuts.
Reporters all over Twitter complaining about the hate and vitriol they're receiving when trying to report on the convoy.
Have any of you thought to try covering it honestly? Do you ever wonder if you're the bad guys? Does any of that surprise you?
UNBELIEVABLE: PM Justin Trudeau had me literally dragged out of his press conference to avoid questions. I was officially let in by security, but when Trudeau's henchman saw me, the PMO sicced the RCMP on me. A journalist.
Democracy is dead in Canada.
Vid:
“Everyone in the cabinet bears responsibility for this situation… I'd like to say to Canadians, I'm really sorry,” said Deputy PM
@cafreeland
about the WE Charity controversy. “The prime minister has my complete confidence. It is a privilege for me to serve in his cabinet.”
I don't see very many self-proclaimed feminists talking about
#FreeTamarLich
, the first Canadian political prisoner in our lifetime - a woman being held under Trudeau'd-up charges without bail at the behest of a former Liberal candidate.
Weird, that.
A Canadian police force is verifiably lying to the public to justify escalating aggression, presumably at the behest of our government.
That's it. That's the news. This is Canada.
BREAKING NEWS:
The Russian invasion of Ukraine cancelled.
Ukraine told Russia they have been in contact with someone with covid, and have to isolate for 5 days.
In a surprising development today, the despots, mass murderers, dictators, and warlords who took our gifts in exchange for their votes, cannot be trusted.
@TheGlenlivet
Boardroom:
Suit 1: Millennials aren't buying our scotch. Why?
Suit 2: Probably because all they do is vape and eat tide pods.
S1: Crazy pitch, but hear me out...
Everyone saying this needs to stop cause someone will get hurt, why were you silent during the pipeline protests, rail blockades, last year's protests and the church burnings?
Now the protesters have really screwed up.
You can't be personally responsible for the cancellation of a Caribbean trip for a man who takes 45 weeks vacation every year, and expect him to negotiate pleasantly.
He's probably reading The Art of the Deal right now.
Pea gravel in the liberal leader's general direction is getting a lot more coverage than an egg on the head of the PPC leader, and I'm starting to wonder if there's a bias in our media.
Trudeau in the past week:
1. WE Charity
2. Mark Norman coverup
3. Illegal campaign donations from SNC-Lavalin
4. $100M manufacturing contract to Quebec company that doesn't have a factory
5. Liberal spokesperson violates disclosure laws at CBC.
He's finally good at something!
CONFESSION:
For the past several years I have been a member of a far right extremist group.
We have members in all provinces, and are known as the Tax Payers.
Arresting someone for playing hockey is the most uncanadian thing I can think of.
What's next, fines for apologizing? Court-martial for sending money to Quebec? A tax on heating your home through winter?
As a Hill staffer, I will not be intimidated by threats of violence or tolerate harassment of journos. As a counter-protest to the
#TruckersForFreedom2022
, I will be in my office, at my desk, working all weekend. Getting vaxxed is a civic duty. Protect your fellow Cdns.
#cdnpoli
Our media is shocked that the liberals would select a Governor General based on name recognition without checking into her background or basing it on merit.
The same liberals that elected Trudeau.
13 years ago, we only had 10 years to save the world from climate change.
Now in 2019, we have only 12.
At this rate if we don't fix things soon, our grandkids will only have 86 million years to solve the problem!
Let's be totally clear about this:
He wasn't arrested on a picket line.
He was arrested for blocking off a tow truck that was trying to move an illegally parked UHaul that the union had placed to try and stop operations.
He's was arrested for being a thug.
Unifor national president Jerry Dias in the back of the police van at Gate 7 at the Co-op Refinery lockout in Regina, Jan 20, 2020. Van is full of other workers.
This is historic moment in labour history, a labour leader has not been arrested on a picket line in a long time.
Justin Trudeau is in Brussels, continuing his work with world leaders to strengthen our partnerships, address international threats, and advance our shared priorities together. 🇨🇦
SCOOP: tonight's debate questions have been leaked!
Mr. Scheer, a train leaves Yellowknife at a speed of 0.568 AU/sidereal decade. Another train leaves Halifax 42 minutes later at 155,332 furlongs per fortnight. Where will they collide?
Mr. Trudeau, are bears real?
Serious question:
Does anyone have a screenshot or a video or anything where the leaders of the convoy said that the convoy's stated purpose was to overthrow the government?
Brace yourselves.
We're about to see a whole lot of tweets about climate change this week because when it's cold it's weather and when it's hot it's climate change.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the rich already pay disproportionately high taxes.
If you forced them to start paying their fair share, they would pay less taxes.
I really hope the liberals lose tomorrow.
After spending 4 years as more of a celebrity than a leader, I can't think of a more poetic ending to Justin Trudeau's career than to be forever known as a one hit wonder.
The liberal government that's mad at Trump for stopping shipments of masks to Canada is the same one who told us that they wouldn't do any good literally days ago.