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Tim Roberts

7 months

🚨BOMBSHELL🚨 I'll cut right to the chase. Rowdy is not a curse to the Dallas Cowboys. At least not in the way we (I) had professed.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

2020: Red headed backup Andy Dalton throws last minute TD to his namesake, Dalton Schultz, to beat the Vikings in Minnesota 2021: Red headed backup Cooper Rush throws last minute TD to his namesake, Amari Cooper, to beat the Vikings in Minnesota

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@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog

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7 years

Me at 7:00 - "Oh... Figure skating?" Me at 10:00 - "If they nail this triple twist they've got at least 40 in the technical category." #olympics

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

So you're saying Houston fans won't be at Buffalo Wild Wings anymore? B-dubs just became the best sports bar in the world. #boycottbww

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

The Cowboys scored a mediocre win against a bad opponent. The Cardinals were taken to the woodshed by an even worse opponent. The Packers were one play away from losing to a backup QB. The Bucs have 0 points at halftime. What if... and hear me out... winning in the NFL is tough?

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

The Cowboys defense has played Tom Brady, Mike Evans, Julio Jones, Chris Godwin, Joe Burrow, Tee Higgins, Ja'Marr Chase and Joe Mixon and allowed 36 total points and 2 TDs.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

3 years

So do US athletes. #USA

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3 years

US media always have a way to put US on top.

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2 years

@NFL_Scorigami 51-14happenedFiveTimesAlready-igami?

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

@Wendigoon8 @_kaylagarrett That’s why the spell Wendigoon with a capital “W”

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4 years

@Zak_Bagans Zak's been rocking the protective face mask since before it was cool.

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

The NFL picks for the Cowboys-Eagles game are all over the place. I know Hurts is probably out and Dak has struggled, but picking Josh Allen to win the game is still pretty bold.

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

Sony: Spiderman is all ours again. Disney: You didn't think that "Night Monkey" joke was just a throw away did you? 2022: Marvel's "Night Monkey" starring Tom Holland as Pete Parker.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

The Official Hype Video of the 2021 Dallas Cowboys is here.

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

@NASA @peekaso @NASASun Nice try, NASA. We all know this was the day a bunch of aliens were flying around in front of the sun.

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

The XFL overtime rules are insane and I love them.

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

I don’t care if he punches every single teammate, get Earl Thomas in here now.

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2 years

@SirajAHashmi @elonmusk

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

Please sign my petition banning Notre Dame from the college football playoff forever.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

The Cowboys have outscored the NFC East so far this season 189-81.

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Tim Roberts

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7 years

Tony Romo had one of the greatest statistical careers you could ever imagine and only got to play in 6 playoff games. His first ever call of a playoff game is Blake Bortles vs. Tyrod Taylor. That's some evil universe torture there.

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

*sees Alex Smith trending* "Hmm... Is he retiring? Maybe his leg is healing ahead of schedule! That'd be great for him and the Redskins." *sees the Bleacher Report list*

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

Going into this game there had been 5 accepted tripping penalties all season, in the ENTIRE NFL. The Cowboys got two today, both erased massive conversions and neither was even close to tripping.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

5 years

We have reached peak "frame by frame analysis of the Zapruder film" levels on this Astros scandal and I am here for it.

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@BoyHowdyPNW

5 years

Jose Altuve accused of wearing a buzzer on his right shoulder by @Jomboy_ 's sources and Carlos Beltran's niece. Here's a picture from the 2017 World Series--could this be it?

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Tim Roberts

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10 months

Rangers fans waiting on Adolis Garcia news.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

The Cowboys announce they are wearing the red stripe helmets and the Vegas line has moved from -7 to -10. They know.

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Tim Roberts

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7 years

The Cowboys have gone from legit contender to absolute embarassment in 11 days.

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Tim Roberts

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6 years

*2035* "Dad, I'm doing a research paper for school and I'm supposed to ask you questions about historical events." "Go ahead." "In Mid-January 2019 were you more infuriated by hamburgers or Gillette razors?"

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

This is like when you stay at some hotel that’s part of a billion dollar corporation owned by Saudi oil and they have a sign asking you if you’d like to use the same towel for 4 straight days to save the environment.

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2 years

LOL GTFO

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2 years

@TheJordanHyland @NFL_Scorigami “The dark days of being a Cincinnati fan”

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Tim Roberts

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7 years

Hold on, they're getting rid of Coke Zero??? What? They better come back with a "Coke Zero Classic" or whatever in like 6 months.

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3 years

@SirajAHashmi

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

Washington Commanders logo LEAKED!

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

5 years

I officially endorse @AndrewYang for president... or at least as the new host of Monday Night Football.

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

@AndrewYang

5 years

One underrated reason why the Patriots do so well - the AFC East is consistently terrible.

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4 years

The Cowboys are undefeated on Thanksgiving when starting a redhead back up QB.

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

Tyler Smith has taken Tyron’s job even if he comes back. #ChangeMyMind

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

@AsteriskTour @joey_ross1358 There's gotta be a reason Texas is keeping him with his .097 batting average.

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

@joelmchale @alisonbrie @kenjeong @dannypudi @YNB @donaldglover @GillianA @peacock @SonyTV @CommunityTV Will this be exclusively on Yahoo Screen?

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

4 years

Almost 9 AM and not a single soul has driven out of my neighborhood and disturbed the snow. This is how North Texas handles snowy Sundays.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

3 years

@SirajAHashmi “Home Alone 4: We Left Siraj in Kabul”

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

Today is the 10 year anniversary of the funniest episode of American TV in history: Remedial Chaos Theory. The day @CommunityTV took us into this darkest timeline.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

The Eagles have been outscored by Dallas 115-48 in their last 3 trips into AT&T Stadium.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

6 years

The correct answer of course is whether or not the new Spider-Man is before or after Infinity War. I mean either way the new movie is a 100% spoiler for End Game or completely worthless as far as importance goes.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

3 years

I have so many questions but the biggest one is why whoever writes these Twitter explainers felt it necessary to tell us that Tigger is fictional?

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

5 years

LEAKED: Disney's Top Secret design process for the new Sith Trooper!

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

6 years

#NHLSeattle should be named the 'Baristas', and all the players names could be misspelled on the back of their jerseys

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

3 years

@redsteeze I mean.... he’s hung out with Gordon his entire life, right?

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

9 months

Again I know it’s championship or bust for making anyone happy about the Dallas Cowboys but worth remembering that between 2010 and 2020 they only made the playoffs 3 times and now for the third straight year they start December with a playoff berth a foregone conclusion.

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Tim Roberts

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1 year

@dallasmavs @AACenter @drpepper I can't make it tomorrow (Rest)

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

4 years

@CowboysStats Cowboys Fans For 22 Years: "Why didn't we draft Randy Moss?" Cowboys Fans After Drafting Literally Randy Moss: "We should've taken 2020's Greg Ellis."

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

Decided to reboot Full House for a modern audience so that the kids will recognize San Francisco.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

@redlettermedia This broke new ground.

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

. @OldTakesExposed looking through all our Vikings tweets.

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

@jon_bois If past things are any indication, there are probably several ways it could go.

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Tim Roberts

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7 years

Hey, American Airlines...

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

@DallasStars @AACenter Let's roll.

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4 years

Spoiler Alert: the Mayans were dyslexic.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

@jacksfilms Flash mob James Corden. #YIAYFur

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Tim Roberts

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1 year

. @CommunityTV what does it mean?

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

5 years

@jon_bois Until Super Bowl 100. That's the last one. Then the team with the most Super Bowls advances to the NFL2. The other teams restart at Super Bowl 1. This goes on for 3,200 years.

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1 year

Hot Take: Dalton Schultz would be under contract somewhere right now if it weren't for this.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

6 years

"If Cris Collinsworth mentions Saquon Barkley's thighs one more time..." I swear I said that last night.

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6 years

Cowboys Fans During the Giants Game 😂😂😂

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3 years

@SirajAHashmi

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

@jon_bois Wait! They just spelled your name wrong.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

4 years

@redsteeze We were warned.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

2 years

@3YearLetterman When Ben Franklin wrote the first amendment he did it knowing guys like Larry might abuse it, but freedom comes first! In younger countries like England you’re jailed if you abuse cultural icons like coach.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

7 years

This is your reminder that 4 teams isn't enough. Here's what next weekend's 8 Team Playoff should look like: 8 Auburn @ 1 Clemson 7 UCF @ 2 OU 6 Wisconsin @ 3 Georgia 5 Ohio State @ 4 Bama

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

@ComfortablySmug Wild.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

5 years

Odell Beckham Jr. handing out cash to LSU players is the coolest thing ever and if I were a player I'd spend it all before the NCAA could find it.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

2 years

@3YearLetterman Demand to see every parents phone before practice and if they have this enabled, kick the kid off the team.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

1 year

I have watched this episode probably ten times and just noticed that when the study group is dining at Ft. Hawthorne, Pierce has switched the seating order with himself placed in Jeff’s spot and Jeff in his. Such a great show. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

5 years

Honestly Altuve seems like a nice kid who got caught up in a bad business and now has to double and triple down with an insanely guilty conscience. This season is gonna crack him first. I almost (ALMOST) feel bad for him.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

2 years

@ScooterMagruder Scooter is on the scene and operation "steal Amari Cooper back" is a go.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

6 years

Dear #CowboysNation , with some huge games coming up, I, the Founder/President/Eventual Last Member of the Dak Bandwagon I present you this Dak friendly language you can use on Sundays.

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

@jacksfilms "This truly has been a Year of the Dragon, Spyro."

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3 years

@ComfortablySmug Important topics discussed today.

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4 years

@ComfortablySmug

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4 years

Just got word that all Arlington residents need to boil their water.

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

@redsteeze Not even any security cameras that need to be sabotaged.

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3 years

@dcollins324 @SirajAHashmi

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2 years

@3YearLetterman The fact that you can gerrymander your way to diplomatic immunity is the biggest problem in this country.

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

If Dez and DeMarcus Ware both win Super Bowls technically that means the 2010’s Cowboys won a Super Bowl that is the rule.

Bureau of Human-Bovine Cultural Affairs

@CowboysStats

4 years

Go win a Super Bowl, Dez.

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4 years

@ComfortablySmug Every time you listen to "Wonderful Christmastime" 1,000 babies are born worldwide with hope and potential for greatness in their hearts. So yeah, you decide which song is better.

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

@ComfortablySmug Time to play "Find the Hidden Phrase For Boomers"!

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

@PatDoneyNBC5 I spy a touch of digital trickery.

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Tim Roberts

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3 years

What up, Nick Sirianni?

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Tim Roberts

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8 years

Cuban puts together a team worthy of no national attention and then pulls credentials when reporters cover other teams. Embarrassing.

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3 years

@jon_bois More like bore-igami amirite?

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9 years

I was trying to put together my reading list for 2016 and totally forgot @LindseyStirling 's book was dropping! Oh yeah, it's on the list.

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4 years

@jon_bois Shoulda blurred the serial number Jon, now I can just copy it and steal that dollar.

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@21stCenturyTim

3 years

@DezBryant Baba Yaga caught it.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

7 years

Zeke wins his court appeal. He will almost certainly play all year (yay) and we have to deal with this DV drama for another year (boo).

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

6 years

Mason Crosby missing 5 kicks, Dan Bailey missing a chipshot, Graham Gano knocking through a 63 yard game winner and the Browns kicking in a rugby shot for the win. What a weird day.

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Tim Roberts

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4 years

@ComfortablySmug

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Tim Roberts

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2 years

@3YearLetterman POV: you turn doorhandles with ease.

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Tim Roberts

@21stCenturyTim

2 years

@OffhandDisney They literally already have a chamber with no windows or doors which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out. It's perfect.

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Tim Roberts

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5 years

The Houston Roughnecks logo is what the Houston Oilers logo would look like now if they still existed.