2020: Red headed backup Andy Dalton throws last minute TD to his namesake, Dalton Schultz, to beat the Vikings in Minnesota
2021: Red headed backup Cooper Rush throws last minute TD to his namesake, Amari Cooper, to beat the Vikings in Minnesota
The Cowboys scored a mediocre win against a bad opponent.
The Cardinals were taken to the woodshed by an even worse opponent.
The Packers were one play away from losing to a backup QB.
The Bucs have 0 points at halftime.
What if... and hear me out... winning in the NFL is tough?
The Cowboys defense has played Tom Brady, Mike Evans, Julio Jones, Chris Godwin, Joe Burrow, Tee Higgins, Ja'Marr Chase and Joe Mixon and allowed 36 total points and 2 TDs.
The NFL picks for the Cowboys-Eagles game are all over the place. I know Hurts is probably out and Dak has struggled, but picking Josh Allen to win the game is still pretty bold.
Sony: Spiderman is all ours again.
Disney: You didn't think that "Night Monkey" joke was just a throw away did you?
2022: Marvel's "Night Monkey" starring Tom Holland as Pete Parker.
Tony Romo had one of the greatest statistical careers you could ever imagine and only got to play in 6 playoff games.
His first ever call of a playoff game is Blake Bortles vs. Tyrod Taylor. That's some evil universe torture there.
*sees Alex Smith trending*
"Hmm... Is he retiring? Maybe his leg is healing ahead of schedule! That'd be great for him and the Redskins."
*sees the Bleacher Report list*
Going into this game there had been 5 accepted tripping penalties all season, in the ENTIRE NFL.
The Cowboys got two today, both erased massive conversions and neither was even close to tripping.
Jose Altuve accused of wearing a buzzer on his right shoulder by
@Jomboy_
's sources and Carlos Beltran's niece.
Here's a picture from the 2017 World Series--could this be it?
*2035*
"Dad, I'm doing a research paper for school and I'm supposed to ask you questions about historical events."
"Go ahead."
"In Mid-January 2019 were you more infuriated by hamburgers or Gillette razors?"
This is like when you stay at some hotel thatโs part of a billion dollar corporation owned by Saudi oil and they have a sign asking you if youโd like to use the same towel for 4 straight days to save the environment.
Today is the 10 year anniversary of the funniest episode of American TV in history: Remedial Chaos Theory.
The day
@CommunityTV
took us into this darkest timeline.
The correct answer of course is whether or not the new Spider-Man is before or after Infinity War. I mean either way the new movie is a 100% spoiler for End Game or completely worthless as far as importance goes.
Again I know itโs championship or bust for making anyone happy about the Dallas Cowboys but worth remembering that between 2010 and 2020 they only made the playoffs 3 times and now for the third straight year they start December with a playoff berth a foregone conclusion.
@CowboysStats
Cowboys Fans For 22 Years: "Why didn't we draft Randy Moss?"
Cowboys Fans After Drafting Literally Randy Moss: "We should've taken 2020's Greg Ellis."
@jon_bois
Until Super Bowl 100. That's the last one. Then the team with the most Super Bowls advances to the NFL2.
The other teams restart at Super Bowl 1. This goes on for 3,200 years.
@3YearLetterman
When Ben Franklin wrote the first amendment he did it knowing guys like Larry might abuse it, but freedom comes first! In younger countries like England youโre jailed if you abuse cultural icons like coach.
This is your reminder that 4 teams isn't enough. Here's what next weekend's 8 Team Playoff should look like:
8 Auburn @ 1 Clemson
7 UCF @ 2 OU
6 Wisconsin @ 3 Georgia
5 Ohio State @ 4 Bama
I have watched this episode probably ten times and just noticed that when the study group is dining at Ft. Hawthorne, Pierce has switched the seating order with himself placed in Jeffโs spot and Jeff in his. Such a great show.
#SixSeasonsAndAMovie
Honestly Altuve seems like a nice kid who got caught up in a bad business and now has to double and triple down with an insanely guilty conscience.
This season is gonna crack him first. I almost (ALMOST) feel bad for him.
Dear
#CowboysNation
, with some huge games coming up, I, the Founder/President/Eventual Last Member of the Dak Bandwagon I present you this Dak friendly language you can use on Sundays.
@ComfortablySmug
Every time you listen to "Wonderful Christmastime" 1,000 babies are born worldwide with hope and potential for greatness in their hearts.
So yeah, you decide which song is better.
Mason Crosby missing 5 kicks, Dan Bailey missing a chipshot, Graham Gano knocking through a 63 yard game winner and the Browns kicking in a rugby shot for the win. What a weird day.
@OffhandDisney
They literally already have a chamber with no windows or doors which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out. It's perfect.