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Unny

20 days

And then I said "fuck it" and posted an NGL. You can send messages to any of my 3 accounts and I will answer according to which one I think it best applies to

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Alan Corey | Real Estate Maximalist

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One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?

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@IrisOrigins After every accusation he's like "okay, yeah, fine, I may have had too intimate a relationship with this fan, BUT I PROMISE IT WASN'T WEIRD" It's like Colleen Ballinger's "I'm not a groomer, just a loser" defence.

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HOCOTATE SHIP SUPREMACY‼️ 🍉

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Alright idk of anyone has done this yet: Give me your favorite Pikmin memes

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@MercatAnika Also, geographically, 3 of the other answers are correct; its West of Israel, it arguably surrounds Israel, and it's also right next to Jordan. The "correct answer" is also incorrect under several definitions of "country". The entire question is complete tripe.

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@elodieisboredd If she's not taking me to SuperGirlyGamer's house, she's not the one.

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2 years

@joinsideplus European holiday

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I'm not kidding when I say I genuinely find this genuinely shitty. This whole DLC involves far too much RNG for me to enjoy the experience of 100%ing it and nothing that boosts your RNG on things like this actually does it enough to make it any easier.

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EVERY FUCKING TIME #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@joinsideplus Yeah, hi that's me. Regretfully, I can't go, but I'll gladly give it to someone.

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@_Ren97 "omg haha funny twitter moment lol" "i hope you have an emotionally broken and physically abusive relationship with your father"

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@gabrielayodele8 @DAMIADENUGA @SaveVidBot Paedophile

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@ChihiroFinale The thought of him sitting in his room alone waving his hands like that speaking to no one is very funny

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@chuggaaconroy mentioned he's never seen his inkling armourless, but I think he might also not know about this cursed image:

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@BuyMePrimogems I've never seen that tweet like actually I've only ever seen the photo.

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@Chase_247_ It's the gun spinning for me. They used to just point them down.

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@caterwaulll It's really weird too because Wales managed to create and maintain a very impressive dragon really quickly. This image is from really early, but they made that thing much more impressive as time went on.

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@ProChara Probably Agent 4. Since they released the map on Ask the Developers I've thought they'd get 4 in somehow because they randomly decided to dox Agent 4's house on it.

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1 year

The new #Splatoon3 map, Barnacle and Dime, with a pinch of salt.

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@TheRightCant I find it so funny that they depict Jesus' return as some hellish event.

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@mohsen_academy @RobbyJ380 He's doing his job when he should be... shot, apparently?

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This is such a crazy little detail #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@chiwithaC Why does he look like that?

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@Sencon4K It's broadly based on BMX-ers; every roller is based on a different apparatus as well as a drinking vessel; Big Swig is a cupholder and straw with a paper cup and Flingza is cross between a fountain pen and a pocket knife. Carbon is a lightweight bike frame with a sports bottle.

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@MutualServers_ It was a "not a groomer, just a loser" defence, which I'm seeing more and more often.

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2 years

@joinsideplus Looks like an awkward family photo.

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@Memeulous I think you need this, George.

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@ProChara This is the bargaining stage of grief.

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1 year

@nosushi_ Whistle cures everything. Drowing? Whistle. Poisoned? Whistle? Scared shitless? Whistle. Electrocuted? Whistle (except in 2, because it's insta-kill for no reason, and in 1 because they didn't invent electricity yet)

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@postcovidstyle In terms of handling criticism, definitely.

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@caterwaulll Here is the image from the Welsh subreddit.

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@Memeulous Anything from Connor Pugs

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@Sidemen @KSI New Album Cover:

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@kaasiand he turned green do you think he's allergic

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@CamKettledragon He does use regular Inklish in the songs he has a part in.

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@graetgalaxy It's also not a real cabinet. Here's another one.

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@IcarsOtherEye This is what competitive Splatoon commentary sounds like to me and I do I play the game.

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2 years

Is Shane Dawson really trending because people are upset somebody said Sapnap looks like him when he does the same face that every Shane Dawson impressionist does. This is why we need the trending page to shut down. This is some of the most mindnumbing horse crap I've ever seen.

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@binkiebabiey This character tries to sneak glances at the varsity sea angels.

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@dsmptwtdni It's his MO this entire time. Even that response vid from December, if you look at the description he says he'll only show the full evidence to "reputable content creators". He doesn't do anything to save his reputation, he just wants to convince ccs to associate with him

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@liliumsplatoon It's part of why I don't like how a full team of communicating players is able to play against a full team of solo-ers. Like, I get that it's a more casual mode with lesser reward for wins, but games still need to be fair and balanced, otherwise it just isn't fun.

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@thelorebitch He's dressed like an extra from a children's TV show in 2007.

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3 years

Congrats to the winner @joinsideplus . Code was milkhouseblue.

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@WyGuy49 If this got in the game, they'd give it Splash Wall and then say some stupid shit like "now you've got two of them, isn't that so cool".

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"You better not be a Cunty Mr. Game and Watch when I get back" Me:

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Dua Lipa stuns as congressional gerrymander

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@May0Potat0 I did try and translate some of it, but after I got multiple things that seemed like nonsense (namely "POKY WUW OKY YIAS KOUEI HA OHA"), I just stopped. It is a different script to the Mahi-Mahi one though.

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@Buwaud Stay away from my husband

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@skidmarksreal I need the YouTube video "I trained LIL TAY in Competitive Splatoon"

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@ScottAdamsSays @Memeulous You asked how allowing kids to kill their bullies could possibly cause greater problems than your country currently experiences and you think the meme man's following is uninformed?

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@KeionJ05 They really patched out random acts of kindness ⚆ _ ⚆

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@POSTBIOLOGICAL That Community Note is also wrong.

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@abilitychunk They'd be like "okay... I see the vision, but how about we go more in this direction"

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@brush_wiper Every time you get a kill, you have the sudden urge to stand up and dab

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@clingyhq Wasn't Harry also barely 18 at this time? What does he hate him for? Having a better grasp of consent than a 26 year old?

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Just went to Inkipedia and this is the first thing I see.

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@KeionJ05 They got Moon Shoes

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@kaasiand Those lentos suddenly become allegros whenever they see balls. My spirit animal for sure.

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@azu_battu Fitting for Splatoon

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@KeionJ05 I can't tell you why it isn't garbage because I'd be lying, but I can say the reason it is garbage: It's entirely visible to the people on this thing. You can't even go the whole length submerged + if you do get there unnoticed, the drop is too big and they will catch you anyway

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2 years

@KSI Comparative advertising isn't the best idea. You can compare shit all you want, but it means nothing if the competitors still have stuff over you. Not to mention that a lot of the comparative stuff out there is untrustworthy anyway, I'm sure you've seen these?

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@JoyContent_ That's definitely how I'd say it. "You know, I like the idea, but it's just not possible for us to execute right now... tell ya what, come back to us in a few decades and we'll make reconsiderations..."

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It should not be difficult to get these badges because the RNG is crap, it should be difficult to get these badges because choosing Brella Cooldown is otherwise a bad decision in comparison to, say, a firing rate increase.

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@seasonaltherapy He literally added nothing to it he was like "she said this, which I agree with" a load of times and effectively said "misogyny is totally just our friend groups type of banter" and that was the video.

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@TheBipedalSquid Good. They need to know we do not like that shit

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@CantEverDie

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@WyGuy49 HNNNNGGG- *becomes box*

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@kaasiand Do you think they ever look upwards and get tempted by their own heads?

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@EverythingOOC It gets worse:

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@IntroSpecktive So that's why Simon Cowell looks like this:

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guys simon cowell has ran out of listerine

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@3letter_ STOP TRYING TO PUNCTUATION NOBODY LIKES IT

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@CptAstro Isn't "video games" literally in the title of that video too?

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@mj_man1 I think it just shows the statistics were accurate

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@TransKotone bebe bebe dadadadadadadadadadaa

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@JoshxReid It's something about the eyebrows, especially the raise at the end.

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@mattxiv Yeah, 14k views on a tweet like that should be on, like, at least 500 likes considering how many people think that's a legitimate insult.

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Same vibes

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@Snix_splat "Oh, three wins? Not the worst performance I've ever seen..."

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@GoodReddit Jerma?

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EVERY FUCKING TIME #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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@rassicas

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@yumeparadox They doxed Agent 4 and then never did anything with it.

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Anyone else seeing this? I tried on my phone, but it didn't even show the photo at all.

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What the fuck is happening man

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@looneylex_ I did a reverse image search to see if I can find of this man is some actor or something and it asked me if I was pooping

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@chuggaaconroy That's probably it. That was the final fest idea in 2 and Shifty Station probably won't be around any more because Marina isn't there to build it.

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@0771u_ In fairness it;s really difficult to tell and I can only acctually really see it from this one where the "smile" nose is somehow 3D

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3 years

@joinsideplus It's gone. Thanks to everyone who asked.

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@shartgamiing @tntetra_ @bec4useimy0ung I thought they were called Agent 8 because they're actually called "Number 10008", but that's a mouthful say so Cuttlefish nicknamed them Agent 8.

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@LeadPipe_Images Note the oxymoron of "insightful commentary and also some hornyposting"

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@fryeonagas_gf Rage is building up; if she keeps losing she will be red.

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@TheeDanniee I tried turning them into stick figures. I think that Frye pose is one of the most confusing things I've ever looked at.

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5 months

Here me out: Splattercolour Screen is made by Nouveau Toxic Mist and Disruptor are also made by Nouveau. Screen, instead of being a hallucinogen, should have been disruptor. Yes? #Splatoon3

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@Memeulous @TeamYouTube It's just really struggling to capture all those beautiful and sexy feature of yours without insulting you with a poor picture.

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@Memeulous Not to be a giant nerd, but that first one was still grammatically correct.