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Your friendly neighborhood financial advisor (NFA) dog. First dog on X using Neuralink to connect with homans (alpha phase). $doge #dogefam 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶

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Biden supporters doing 180s like it's nothing these days.
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@cnviolations "this user has never built a home" 💀🤣
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@historyinmemes I don't think they cared much about the baby but that he stole the ball from the guy who would have caught the out with his glove lol that's game interference
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@Banks @DrDisrespect Good idea, but will you change your name to FaZe Crypto then? 😂
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@HumansNoContext my bank account is black rock my bank account is black rock my bank account is black rock my bank account is black rock my bank account is black rock my bank account is black rock
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@TaraBull808 yes. and blood donors should pay the hospital bills of those who received their blood no matter the circumstances 🤦‍♂️
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@TaraBull808 I'd look at someone wasting my time, too. lol
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@catturd2 Also a way to tell everyone that the emails were real. LMAO
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@stillgray Pay another $20 million to teach Canadian politicians not to shit on Canadians. 🤷‍♂️
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@Snowden they can't have a candidate they can't control, can they?
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@temberaubend hab schon einige krasse challenges auf yt gesehen, aber noch keiner hat einen videospiel-boss gekillt, indem er seinen controller mit dem penis gesteuert hat.
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@stillgray Absolutely disgusting coming back and kicking the unconscious person in the head. Attempted murder for sure. Lock him up.
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@catturd2 that's how biden votes work. you don't vote for him your vote gets deleted.
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@HumansNoContext at 100mph yes at 10mph no air resistance
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Not a question of "if" but "wen". Call me the craziest dog meme coin mf of all times, but it's gonna happen. I bought shib at $3m mcap for a reason. Love to hear from you in 2023. #cheems $cheems @cheemsverse @CheemsArena @TheCheemsDao
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@catturd2 False flag operations are easily spotted by everyone wearing the same outfit, holding the same flags. Not a single real protester would do this kind of due diligence.
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@TaraBull808 couldn't have said it any better
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@HumansNoContext diabetes, heart disease, obesity
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@HumansNoContext Literally Eraser Rubber (Radiergummi) 😂
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@KimDotcom Like if you love Ukrainians but hate the Ukrainian government.
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@TaraBull808 Biden's been going on our nerves for more than 4 years now so no she is still great. More hawk tuah and less vegetable talking please!
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@coinfessions Cry louder about making $850k, please.
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@hodgetwins "touched me" "has to pull out" ok 💀
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@DiscussingFilm That happened to me the other day, too. Went to see Furiosa and then Will Smith came in, slapped everybody in the face and showed us After Earth 2. Then I woke up from my nightmare.
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@KimDotcom Let's get this trending, because she deserves a hug from a really cool guy!
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@MarioNawfal get rid of von der lying
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@DesertBlooom Kann leider nicht, da ich gerade selber noch vortäusche mein Medizinstudium in 2012 nicht abgebrochen zu haben. Habe also nachher noch ne OP.
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@DeFiTracer Unfortunately this screenshot is faked 😔
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@zachxbt @inversebrah Zach too lazy meaning he posts 438 wallets after doing a 24h investigation. Gimme some of what Zach takes, please!
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@TaraBull808 people underestimating the power of water. try to stand 10 inch deep in a fast river to learn what water can do.
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@coinfessions Don't worry the SEC is currently busy scamming billions from others so you're save.
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@HumansNoContext that guy in the back is a man just giving up. and I get him 100%
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@2170cell THAT'S NOT SANDRA BULLOCK!
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@KimDotcom Hope it's not a Boeing!
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@GoogleAds @Google A couple of years ago I applied at @Google as an UX/UI designer and they couldn't even be bothered to talk to me. So I'm a bit pissed seeing that they found other "better" guys to do the job and this is what they came up with. 😂😂😂 #joke
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@AltcoinDailyio love how he creates jobs for retardio devs and telegram shillers 🔥🔥🔥
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@cnviolations people are disgusting
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How do you build a contact form for a supposedly compromised account that can only be sent if you confirm your account was compromised even if it wasn't? Is that the new web 3.0 everyone's talking about? @GoogleAds @Google #googleads #worstuiinthehistoryoftheinternet 🤡🤡🤡
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@GoogleAds @Google Well, a couple of days ago I already closed my gcloud account for it throwing so many errors at me I couldn't be bothered with it any longer. Probably time to close the google ads one as well after spending 6-figures there? @GoogleAds just lemme know guys #gigapissed
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@Cobratate poor people are easily entertained because they enjoy life and don't need a $750m yacht to brag
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@catturd2 Destroying evidence is illegal in most non-banana republics. 🤷‍♂️
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@wikileaks freedom of speech was meant to protect the freedom of important information for the public to know. how far we have come that we even need to discuss this is incredible.
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@TheCryptoLark What the F did he have as a setup for just $800? My $2k gaming PC in 2012 could only mine like $5 a day lmao
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@HumansNoContext eating the brown part of the banana coming out of the ass 😳
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@HumansNoContext Asians not able to process alcohol at any age
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@TheCryptoLark I'm not in the habit of making price predictions for shitcoins, sorry
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@coinfessions that sucks. borrow some money for the flight, get a job to pay it back and stop gambling. good things will come from that for sure. gl
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@AMAZlNGNATURE God was a 5 year old kid learning to draw at some point, too.
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@coinfessions say what now? of all the stories I ever read that one's gotta be made up. lmao
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@Gladd getting back to my 9-5 because I don't get this argument
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@ClownWorld_ there's a 2nd stop light and he just trashed the camera: hero
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@basedkarbon if you listen to Ansem for trading advice you might as well listen to Biden for workout advice
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@TaraBull808 officers should always explain themselves in a calm manor. the guy is just asking a question. if you calmly explain why he is a suspect he's way more likely to cooperate. running there and screaming at him will not help you in any way.
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@libsoftiktok Do you guys remember the 1990s video rental stores that had separate rooms for p*rn? Bringt that back, please.
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@HumansNoContext I'd legit never talk to her again and just walk away. Even if she can hawk thua
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@MattForVA meanwhile I need fingerprint, pin code, smartphone app, dna test, blood and urine samples to transfer $3 with my bank account. hell yeah
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@stillgray "Stop recording me stealing stuff from you on your own property, because my husband is an attorney." 🙄😂
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@TaraBull808 just watch the movie idocracy. same thing
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@stillgray Let's run ads to teach people to not get cancer next
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@TaraBull808 it's ok to share this clip with your friends but stop posting a random dude all over the internet 🤷‍♂️
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@coinfessions Hahaha USDC is bullish AF in a bear market though.
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@Tassentod Lustigerweise funktioniert das Kreditsystem genau so. Einfach Geld leihen und Milliarden machen (mit egal was) und wenns nicht klappt kurz in die Insolvenz oder die Staatsrettung.
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@fjamie013 looks already +$100,000 salary worth. gj!
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@movamilo @elonmusk to exist is awesome
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@rickygervais Ricky Gervais is doing the lord's work while others only pray for it. 🔥🔥🔥
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@MarioNawfal Someone tell Iran to stream it then. They can only sue countries who follow their laws.
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@coinfessions Sounds like something someone would say right before they go broke. But good luck anyways, maybe you'll make it!
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@Perowinger94 Dann hast du GPS noch nicht oft genug benutzt. Man wird regelmäßig auf parallel laufende Straßen "gebeamt" ein bis zu 26m Durchmesser eines Kreises ist innerorts schon immens ungenau
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@AMAZlNGNATURE I can't understand how ppl can be so chill if their vehicle is open like this and a lion is 5 feet away. I'd freak out immediately 😱
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@HawkTuahGirl24 You can put pretty, funny girl on a Dacia and tell me it's a Lambo but the beer still sucks.
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@zachxbt @KChimaev Zach is such a chad for helping out founders with their wallet transactions they surely missed / forgot about. Thank you Zach! 😂
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@coinfessions ??? If you make another $20k from $5k why do you need to go all in? Just keep doing it with the $25k you have and keep the $20k for bad times. 😔
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@TaraBull808 call me crazy but isn't the definition of inflation just prices going up? 🤣
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@Perowinger94 Technisch wäre es gar nicht möglich Autos innerorts auf 50 km/h zu begrenzen, da GPS zu ungenau ist und es Stadtautobahnen gibt.
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@HumansNoContext I am a civilized one that has heard of menus. right is main, left is dessert. you are missing a starter!
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@HumansNoContext building sand castles > looking at pictures of sand castles on instagram
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@TaraBull808 Cracking jokes all day and laughing a lot.
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@TaraBull808 pardoned means he's guilty. I'd rather see him fight the ruling
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@TaraBull808 parent shaming is deserved if you suck as a parent
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@jimcramer gamestop stopping the rigged stock market. lfg
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@TaraBull808 he just read this tweet and wanted to become the flash
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Lol :) true or not?
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@WallStreetSilv She is standing next to the backseat when he starts going forward and is screaming "he is trying to run me over"? Is she ok or did she just say that to make it sound better on her bodycam footage?
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@WallStreetSilv This world has gotten so disgusting. And we are discussing pronouns. 🤮
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@stillgray I can't watch this. My doctor said to keep the cringe levels below 9000 for the rest of the year.
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@InternetH0F the horse barely touched her. free the horse!
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@TaraBull808 Can it automatically talk to scam callers???
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@lavaxgrl No, your glass is still almost full. I don't wanna make you drunk, girl.
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@AltcoinGordon YOU MADE IT??? Crazy
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@historyinmemes The only horror movie featuring Johnny Depp was the Lone Ranger. It was horrific.
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@elonmusk I honestly thought @crypto_bitlord7 was pranking us but he actually sent me 100 BTC this world has gone wild 🥹
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I’ve been holding my bitcoin since 2012 and to this day, I’ve never sold my stash -That all changes today I’ve decided to give away 6,500 $BTC to any and everyone It’s a small chunk of what I own so it won’t matter to me Enjoy the free coins. Change your life TODAYS YOUR DAY
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@MarioNawfal We need to find out how you steer it!
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@crypto_bitlord7 For real. How do you even live with yourself crying about a 20% loss on Luna. Most of us are down more than 100% and I fakkin know that's impossible but try explaining that to your wife.
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@coinfessions gj jeeting in your own project
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@PokerGO DNEGS IS BACK BABY. Incredible read! Twice on a Sunday!
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@sybille_zeisel Ja, glaube beim Rauchen gab es 30 Jahre keine bewilligten Schäden und dann plötzlich ein paar mit Millionenabfindungen. Glaube hier hat man uns auch getäuscht und Rauchen ist egtl. mega gesund!
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@HawkTuahGirl24 The Spit Girls
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@TaraBull808 Video not playing for anyone else? Seems broken as the outro runs on like 0.2 FPS
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@crypto_bitlord7 @Cobratate The only thing saving the market would be an ct influencer war of guys buying and burning BTC and whoever burns the most wins biggest pen1s award, forever. Let's do this.
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