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@1PersonKe

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@1PersonKe
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4 months
We are the people. We are legally the constitution. Any threat to the constitution is a threat to all of us.
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@1PersonKe
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Most of you somehow mmekua brainwashed into thinking that hitting the gym itasolve your problems. Hehehe
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Nimekubali mimi ni small wig lakini at least engage kwa content yangu before uiibe jamani, we are all humans
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Kama mimi nakuengejia tweets zako alafu wewe haureciprocate the same energy jua nimeanza kukunotice
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Mimi huretweetia tu loyals wangu fwaa. Hebu nifuate na uwashe nots alafu uone majik
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@1PersonKe
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1 month
Kuna kitu nilisoma kwa Chemistry inaitwa half-life, sijui mbona leo akili imeamua tu kunikumbusha 🥹🥹
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@1PersonKe
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Ile hasira niko nayo nikikuwashia nots sai simu yako inaweza lipuka ngoja nikulof kwanja
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Kwani leo hamtaki kunifollow ama mnataka nitume za kabej kwanza
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Mimi nitakuretweetia tu tweet yako hata kama imenibanta. Hasira nitaitolea kwa space
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Leo nafeel tu niretweetie mutuals wangu wote wenye wako na below faifandred followers tu fwaa
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Spiritual maturity is knowing the fact that church is meant for the sinners.
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Lakini ango Elon ni mkora sana akiona hauna baj na uko na drafts mingi anakulog out ni kama anatulazimisha kununua blubaj walai lakini hatupangwingwi
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Nani anataka turetweetiane pinned tweets tu fwaa?
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Sijui vile mzae alimanej kutulea manze. That old man is a legend in my books
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
... feeling older with 2k other mutuals 😂😂
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Mimi naonanga kulewa ni kama kujaribu kuhepa shida zako mahn huezi toroka kivuli chako baana
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Kama hujawai kula muhogo imetumbukizwa ndani ya supu ya nyama wewe hujui maana ya utamu
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Kumbe nishafika first floor na 1k+ sojas. Asanteni wote manze 🙏🙏
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Uko sure camera ya simu ni mbaya ama sura yako ndio mbaya
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@1PersonKe
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Bro once ukishapata pesa ya maana lust inapotea alafu wanawake wote wanakua very tasteless. Sifurahii kabisa
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Ukitaka kusavaiv any situation manze inabidi you stay unpredictable all the time
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Ebu niende niote jua sasa nikimeditet kuhusu mahali nyinyi wakenya mlipeleka lil umbwa.
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@1PersonKe
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She will act nice and understanding until you make her your number one choice.
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Kwani early birds hua wanalala saa ngapi surely
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@1PersonKe
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Kumbe unaweza amka na ufanye vitu zingine bila kutweet
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@1PersonKe
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20 days
Napenda vile DM yangu iko silent siku hizi baana I found a way to scare off random strangers
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Kwani hua mnasheaje tweets kwa hizi groups za engagement I don't know shiet
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Serikali inafaa i write off HELB loan for evey graduate who remains unemployed with 5 years of graduating.
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Hii mwezi imefanya nimeelewa mbona wakati mwingine driver wa lori hulazimika kuendesha on a punctured tire. This tweet is not about the fucking tire
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@1PersonKe
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Huku tao ukifuata mtu amepotea kuna high chances pia wewe utapotea
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Ni kama content imerudi baana wacha nianze kutweet kama nyefnyef
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@1PersonKe
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30 days
Sai niko tu hakuna content. Ni ku like na kuretweet vitu zenu tu fwaa
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Ile hasira niko nayo inaweza cause earthquakes kama kumi zikifuatana
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Wewe bro dem akikukataa achana na revenge, menopause will avenge you.
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@1PersonKe
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Siku hizi tukitaka kujua miaka yao tunaitisha email address.
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@1PersonKe
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People who want Charlene Ruto and Oscar Sudi to be deputy president are probably the same people who think that Earth is flat
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Afadhali kulia kuliko kushinda ukikasirika
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
I guess, we will have to find a way to stop this incompetent government from over borrowing.
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
@Omwami1672 hapo sasa
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@1PersonKe
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Fakit kumbe jana sikula sapa.
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@1PersonKe
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Upepo inakuja tu vizuri kufanya the lord's work alafu unakuta dem amevaa panty. 😢
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
There are no rules on the streets!
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Jameni kumbe mapenzi ni tamu hivi. Wacha nikule pilipili kwanza nirudi to my normal senses
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@1PersonKe
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Huyu namwambia yangu ni 6-inch anaanza kunifuatafuata. Kwani siku hizi hawatukatai tukiwaambia ukweli?
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@1PersonKe
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Unashangaa hii kelele mingi inatoka wapi kumbe wewe mwenyewe ni empty debe
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@1PersonKe
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Hizi giveaways sijui nianze kupeana my loyals ama
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Maisha yananichanganya manze, I thought it was simple as abc
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@1PersonKe
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Demmit! Haka kasukuma ka twenti kanapoteleaje kwa nyanya moja surely ni kama nimekoniwa
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@1PersonKe
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Shida ni nyinyi mnadhani mimi sio celeb ju nimewafollow
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@1PersonKe
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Kama wewe ni rafiki yangu once you become richer than me nakukatof kabisa. I don't want peer pressure ya kuomoka baana
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@1PersonKe
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Pray so hard usiwahi kataza daughter of Eve kukutembelea ju huna chakula kwa keja manze. That shiet hurts so much
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Before uanze kuamini huyo politician wakwenu tena hebu skiza wimbo ya Lucky Dube inaitwa "That's the way it is" kwanza
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@1PersonKe
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Kwani loyals wangu mlienda wapi jameni.
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@1PersonKe
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Bitch unatusetia standards hapa X na kwa ground unadet tweep anatweet good morning jioni sharap
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@1PersonKe
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Usiwai waste chance ya kuomoka, it only comes once in your lifetime
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@1PersonKe
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Huezi ni convince mkate ni kitu unakula ju ya kupenda kwako jameni
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@1PersonKe
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Amenilazimisha nikanunua boxer nne sasa niko sorted hadi twentitwenti sikisi
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@1PersonKe
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Kujifunga own goal nayo hainanga comeback. Na siongelei fuuta
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@1PersonKe
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I feel sorry for your ancestors paal, they have to watch you destroy their lineage while they can't do anything about it
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@1PersonKe
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Ukiamua utumie vizuri hii pesa wasichana husema ni kidogo kwao mahn you will see light
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Ukiamka confirm kwanza kama bado unaweza ongea wacha kukimbilia simu kila mara otashangaa
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@1PersonKe
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Amerix has responded with proof and facts. Aoko is about to be deplatformed. She started the fire herself
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@1PersonKe
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Huyu naye ananipigia kunilazimisha ati nimeshinda promotion. Ayam this game itself lol
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Hata sina kitu ya kutweet.
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Wacha sasa niboil mayai tatu niteremshe na katurungi
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@1PersonKe
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Wacha niwakorekt kidogo, hii ya madem sio kunyonga ni kujichimba. Wacha kumisiyusi vokabyulari ya wazee biches!
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Yaani mnafowadiwa hadi messages za good morning babe pale green app 😂😂
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@1PersonKe
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Lakini huyo mzee mnono fupi round aliendanga wapi
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@1PersonKe
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Ameniambia niweke nguo zangu chafu kwa parcel nimtumanishie kesho anioshee. This is pure love manze
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Ndio kuingia kutoka wera, ni nani bado sijaretweetia my loyals
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@1PersonKe
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Ile siku ango Elon pia atawekwa ban kwa hii app nitapiga sherehe ya kifalme
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@1PersonKe
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For the first time kwa maisha yangu nimekula late lunch! Adulting is so humbling mahn!
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@1PersonKe
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Once umezoea kutweet plain text bila picha there's no going back
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@1PersonKe
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Babu Owino baptizes Robert Alai and names him Talented Time Waster
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@1PersonKe
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Sasa wakenya sai wanajifanya wanajua Turampu ati wanafurahia atakua rais wa huko mariakani ju bideni amesema haendelei tena. Hii kiherehere ndio ilifanya tukapea Uliam Kaunda kura. Tulieni manze
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@1PersonKe
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Tunaamka mapema for the sake of our children.
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@1PersonKe
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Hii maisha uki stumble uanguke we jiokote tu mwenyewe kama lizard angalia mbele na nyuma if nobody's looking, tembea polepole na uende zako
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@1PersonKe
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No man is an island
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@1PersonKe
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Kama unaamkanga asubuhi na morning headaches jaribu ukue ukiamka jioni
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@1PersonKe
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3 months
Uko na baiskeli na unaenda gym workout! Anyway, I can't teach you everything
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@1PersonKe
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Wacha nikuambie mimi huretweetia mutuals wangu tu fwaa lakini manze jaribu utweet vitu za maana. I have a reputation to protect
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@1PersonKe
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The apple never falls too far from the tree
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@1PersonKe
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The only connection I have is my internet connection
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@1PersonKe
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Ufala ni kuchukia country yako ukidhani hakuna ufisadi ughaibuni.
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@1PersonKe
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Kasichana karembo kanaingia diyem yangu nadhani kanataka nyundo kumbe kanadai nikasabskraibie yutyub. Eeh Mungu mbona hutaki niskie raha hapa duniani
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@1PersonKe
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Ukiamua kumek your moves in silence kikiumana pia lia in silence wacha kutuletea mambo hayatuhusu
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@1PersonKe
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Ile siku my second aliniitisha za salon on my birthday ndio nilijua niko kwa hii dunia kuumia manze
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@1PersonKe
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Early birds wacha tulale sasa
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@1PersonKe
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Life bila blubaj hainanga stress, na haina pressure. Sisi hua tuna tweet for passion. Total peace of mind
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@1PersonKe
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Kuna mtu alingoja nikalala akaanza kuchokora account yangu jameni. But we will never die
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@1PersonKe
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Money can't treat mediocrity, if anything it makes you a famous fool
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@1PersonKe
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Siku hizi hii jua ya Nairobi haina moto kabisaa
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@1PersonKe
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Ile mchele nimenunua hapa Naivas sidhani kama nitakula lunch kwa hoteli tena hadi next year
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@1PersonKe
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Mnatoanga wapi nguvu ya kupost wapoa wenu. I thought precious things are supposed to be kept hidden
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@1PersonKe
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Sasa pia Maniyu walidhani watatupiga surely 😂😂😂
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Content yangu ikikufurahisha wewe engage na unidunge kafollow myfren. Kuiiba haina shida pia tuko hapa kuinuana.
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@1PersonKe
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I don't like it but the propect of Uliam Kaunda being reelected in 2027 are so high especially considering he will have the support of ODM. Luo-Nyanza votes would easily nullify murima votes, leaving him with the majority of votes from other regions.
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@1PersonKe
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Amkeni watuuu masaa ya kuokoa nchi yamewadia
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@1PersonKe
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Damn! Wacha nipumzishe hii account sasa baana ni kama Elon ameninotis
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@1PersonKe
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2 months
Nashangaa pia hizi electric buses wanabeba abiria excess. Kenya ni mgonjwa sana hii country inafaa ipelekwe hospitalini
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