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sikuizi ni kubaya adi kukiwa kuzuri unashindwa ni nini mbayaa
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"harakisha na izo condoms huyo dem akiboeka ni wewe ntakula madam..."
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@1KeN_gaza
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Me:- naitwa Justin Her:- Sijakuuliza Me:- Just in case..
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"rudini tuko kwa shimo ya woofer"😂💀
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Wazazi wakigundua foreign si majuu😂😂
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Ukispank uncle yako kwa giza alafu usikie ametaja jina ya babako👀😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Umesema nduru huwa anapiga akiona panya pekee yake?😂😂
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"Iyo panga mpya umekuja nayo ni ya nini na hatuna Ng'ombe?.."😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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"Rudini tuko kwa matako.."😂😂
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"Hiyo simu lazma mtaitoa.."😭😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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"Uko wapi na Leo church wanapika.." Me: 😂😂
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"Wewe ndo ulikuwa unachezea refugees country music?"💀
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Hii sasa ndio inabamba 😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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5 months
Ukienda Japan alafu ujaribu kubuy vitu na ksh watakushw? ⬇️
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@1KeN_gaza
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crushie akikufunza mao alafu akuulize"is there anything hard?"
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@1KeN_gaza
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10 months
A rare picture of Nigeria's tallest building😂😂 #KenyaVsNigeria
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@1KeN_gaza
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11 months
Coffee ya mtu mmoja bado ni kahawa ama kahuyu?🤔😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Tamaa ya ngono imefanya bro akue desperate ajab! smh
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@1KeN_gaza
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2 years
We rise again loyals retweet nirudishe my loyals back🤧.Elon Kumamaye!!😏💔.
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@1KeN_gaza
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Unaogopa kuibia exams illegal deals ndio utawezana??
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Guard akikupitisha metal detector katikati ya miguu😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Ukienda kujipima kiatu tao alafu ukumbuke socks imeraruka😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Nimechoka kujifanya difference ya Blunt na Joint ni gani?🤔
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@1KeN_gaza
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Nimeacha bangi till further notice😭jana niligrab kilemba nikidhani ni ugali sijai pigwa na mukorino ivoo
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"Afande ungekua umeshika kitabu hivi highschool hatungekua apa.."😂😂😂
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Madem hubeba tissue kila mahali lakini apo kwa pesa is where they draw a thick line😂💔
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Mwalimu wa maths hapa ni wapi?😂😂🚮
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1 year
Huyu ananiomba V8 na mimi nilikuwa natumia punda.."😂😂
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6 months
kitambo nilikuwa nadhani AB ndio D kumbe ABCD
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@1KeN_gaza
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Bado hua unavist the poor and the elderly during your Leisure time ama uliacha bangi?😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
"Rudi badae Niko uchi.."😂😂
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Mwaka iko second half na bado Niko bench😭😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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8 months
Ule morio alikuwa analala class adi namhurumia ana drive bana tumepatana tao akaninunulia gazeti niendelee kusoma😭😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Me in jail after telling the England kid they can't play chess cause they got no queen 💀😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Kitambo nilikuwa nadhani madem hulipa picha za shoot na pesa
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Msee ako attachment akikushw hawezi pik simu ako job😂😂
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1 year
@_mush_ke_ that's where petite ladies come in 😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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10 months
Morio ananilipa deni on time anadhani sijui ni loan limit anaongeza😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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5 months
kumbe nduru inakuwanga katika ngeli ya U-I
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@1KeN_gaza
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9 months
Kumdinya akiwa on her periods ndio azae mwanadamu>>>
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@1KeN_gaza
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8 months
Nicknaming my d!ck "Neno" juu liwe liwalo Neno litasimama😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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4 months
kumbe Kate Actress alipewa kazi ya ku advertise harpic coz she's full of shit
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Ukishika drink vibaya alafu morio akuambie "utamwaga" 😂😂💀
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@1KeN_gaza
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2 years
Ndio kupelekwa kortini Mniombee loyals😬.
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5 months
Jamaa wa nduthi amepatana na crushie..karibu atuue na mastingo
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Siz akiambia mtu kwa simu ye ni vajo na ndio unapea mtoi wake uji😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Pale USIU canteen ukiitisha ugali badala ya Corn dumplings😂😂😭
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Fresher akitoka nje usiku apate wewe ndio watchman😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Pale class two ukiambia manzi "so" alafu akushw "sausage between your two legs.."😭😂😂
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Jimmy Gait alikuwa anataka kuingia ofisi ya mtu bila appointment ati ju wanatoka Kijiji moja😂💔
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@1KeN_gaza
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Favourite Vybz Kartel love song zikuje. I'll start⬇️
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@1KeN_gaza
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8 months
Huyu ameambiwa ako na macho kubwa adi pupils zake zimekuwa students😭😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Landlord ameeka calendar Whatsapp status 🥲😂😂
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@Kotsocha_ke ata jesma haikua ngumu ivo😂😁😁
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Your plan. Gods plan.
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
When bullies were bullies 😂😂😂
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Ushaikuwa bullied huku? Hebu share experience yako ama yenye uliona
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@1KeN_gaza
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Mkiwa fifa na manzi yako alafu a finesse 👀😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Acha ni log out kidogo kuna shughli haitakangi mbogii 😁😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Unatoa simu uibie pale exam room unapatana na break up text😭😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Nakwaambia your smile takes away my breath alafu bado unasmile Kwani unataka kuniua😂😂💔
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@1KeN_gaza
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9 months
Nimejaribu Coding and let me tell you maina mkiskia mahali kuna mjengo mnishw
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@1KeN_gaza
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How Nigerians are watching Kenyans in this online war😂😂😂 #KenyaVsNigeria
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Funny how mpira huzuia ball🤰🏽
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9 months
Ndio kutoka court hearing ya morio wangu bana mahn alishikwa na pyenga kwa socks
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1 year
Tweeps mko Eldoret nikianza kuuza smokie apa Zion Mall kama Masao mtanisupport?🥲
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1 year
"Ambulance imeisha mafuta shukeni tukimbie na mgonjwa!"😂😂💔
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mkiongea na ule morio wako anakuwanga broke alafu aseme "at all costs"😂😂
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Vile nimengoja roommate aanze jaba nipike hii nyama😂😂😂
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1 year
@yvng_jooh Say no more 😌
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
"Umechora tattoo umebakisha kututoa kafara Kinuthia.."😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Stima ikipotea mkiwa baze alafu usikie umeguzwa mapaja🥲😂😂
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Nikikumbuka sitakula kwa mazishi yangu😭😂😂💔
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@1KeN_gaza
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Highschool nishai chaguliwa kuenda contest ya Mao and let me tell you maina nilianguka mpaka Monday bendera ikapandishwa nusu😭😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Kama hawa ni 3men army sina haraka ya kutoka block!😂😂😂
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Vile watu tunaishi kwa nyumba za mabati tumengoja mvua iache kunyesha tuendelee na series😭😂😂😂
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Uzuri ya ghetto hua unapiga deal moja safi unashinda kwa nyumba miezi mbili😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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@kafangi Say no more
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1 year
Me:- "Crushie unakuanga umenikunywa.." Crushie:-"Sikunywangi takataka.."
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*8yr old me pale kwa movie shop* "Uko na Nopo.."😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Mkiwa kwa Morio wako alafu aeke ngoma ya Otile brown na afunge mlango😂😂
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ukimiss stairs moja😂😂
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Mwenye alipanga izi akuje anipangie maisha puriss 😂😂🙌🏾
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@1KeN_gaza
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chawa ikiona uko na kidole moja😂😂
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Pale kwa family gathering ukiwa umembao alafu uambiwe uamkie mgeni😂😂
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Landlord:- "Uliniona leo ukatoroka..." Me:- "Nakuanga mshy"
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@1KeN_gaza
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Ametuma bro yake mdogo akuje aniambie its over weuh sijai chapa mtoto ivo🥲
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Another sign of kienyeji ni kudhani bangi inaeza fanya uchizi.
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Kumbe pia tweets za bigwigs huuma nje siet😂😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Kuna ngoma mingi lakini mpoa wako aliamua ni wewe atacheza😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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"babe sipendi Kartel weka kudad...."
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"Rudini tuko kwa mdomo.."😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Unaitwa mechi Thika pre nut clarity inakupata ukiwa kwa line ya Super metro inabidi umerudi home😂😂😂
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Sikumuacha kwa ubaya ata wewe unaeza date dem anaita njaa maunenge 😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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1 year
Highschool nayo ningekua na miwani ningepata A😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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2 years
Mkiwa Mosque alafu uone mkikuyu mwenzako!😂😂😂
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"Anakumbuka kifo cha babake na mamake anatokwa na wazimu.."😂😂😂
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@1KeN_gaza
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Vile watu wa kunyonga huingia pale VCT😂😂😂
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