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@1Fatneff

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“Call me what you want but don’t call me for fronts” #reallifer #stoptellin #allahuakbar 🤲🏽

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@1Fatneff
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My brain ain’t prepared
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Let’s hear it for Eric Cartman 😂
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Uno but make it JENGA 😍😍
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I can’t Dior her but I can seafood boil her
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They said fedex and ups have joined forces and they are now “Fed-up” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Bro 😳🤯
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@1Fatneff
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If your a giver .. know your limits! Cause takers don’t have any
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Don’t fake fuck w me.. please cut me off
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Ghost and Tommy wouldve been smoked Lamar 😂😂
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Y’all care too much bout who broke & who not. Ion care bout nobody money but mine😂😂tf
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@1Fatneff
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Even New Balance said it..
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@1Fatneff
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Von gon smack the shit out you
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Yung Miami
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This bedbug man🤣
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@1Fatneff
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I’m so easy to cheat on I literally won’t bother you all day once you leave from round me 😂😂😂
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@1Fatneff
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Welcome to DC ... Winter is @ 6am. Spring starts at 10am. Summer starts @ 2pm and Fall is around 4:30ish! Dress accordingly 😂😂
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@1Fatneff
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New balance is kirking💯🔥
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WHY TF WOULD MY GRANDMOTHER THURGOOD MARSHALL LOOKIN ASS THROW MY FUCKIN FUNNEL AWAY MOE 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
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So Martin Luther King survived!! The doctor and the FBI smothered him with a pillow to eventually kill him. Corretta Scott King sued the Government in 1998 for the wrongful killing of Martin Luther King and she won! I never knew that 🥺💯 that's crazy 💯💯
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Don’t fuckin play w me I’m high as shit 😂😂
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Good pussy aint gotta suck dick
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These look sweet for babies.. kill
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Fuck she got the stick? 😭😭
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My broke ass got the nerve to tell people “I’m here if you need anything”😂😂😂😂
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@1Fatneff
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Idc how busy your day is, if you can’t shoot me a text ... you ain’t for me bitch
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😭😭😭😭😭😭 Moe Pat Collins get you guh as shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuck is you in the window for?
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Before a bitch play w me she need to remember ... Washington D.C don't solve too many murders 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I’ll do anything for a mf that’s keeping me happy... anything I can
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They said in D.C "saltpepperketchupmumbosauce" is one word 😭😭😭
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Damn he cut it to where it made more sandwich wtf
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Ryan Duff
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Practice makes perfect. 🫶🏻 I went the ham and cheese route today.
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Shit just went down @ 7/11 moe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@1Fatneff
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A mf wouldn’t know if I’m up $60k or down to $60 .. cause I move the same way up or down 🥱
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I’m from D.C .... I’m still welling 🗣 Fuck all that “Cappin” shit 😒
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She ugly as shit she know why😒
@Shadaya_Knight
𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
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Leslie Jones said, she has been coming across men that can't get hard when it's time to have sex with her. She goes on to say today's generation of men are weak, they have got erectile dysfunction But could that be the reason why ? 😭
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Where the White House at?
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National Champions Angel Reese and Flau’Jae turning up outside the White House to NBA YoungBoy 🏆🔥🤣
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You don’t dew
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I'm this old #8thandHst
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Happy Mother's Day to the Mothers, not the bitches wit kids 💯
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Mumbo sauce is red Hellys are blue Reallive on muvas That’s ji like my boo 🤣
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I miss when we was all broke 15 year olds... life was great💯 stress free and friends was genuine
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Any bitch of mine up 34th tonight will be a bitch of mine no longer!
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95.5 keep talking bout atleast 18jams in a row .. commercial free! Soon as the song go off here the dude come loud as shit “MYYY BABY DRIVES A POHANKAA” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is clearly a commercial sir 😂😂😂😂
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Respect the bitch that tell you not to touch her pussy with dirty fingernails... Alot of bitches don't even care🤣🤣
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Day 365 of 365 ... What a blessing
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Having a bad day??? Ok, Ttyl😂😂 cause it’s no point in ruining both our days
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Cause what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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If COVID started in Vegas we wouldn’t even have this problem
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Being broke happens.. staying broke is some personal shit🥴
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 White folks love GoGo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 look at the dude in the white shirt
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I’m stingy w my money but if I like you ima trick a lil bit 🥴
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I don’t get in bitches business but this got to be the most hatingest shit I ever heard from a bitch😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
wow they are SO JEALOUS of tee 😭😭 #BaddiesEast
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People run in packs cause they don’t feel safe alone. I run alone cause I don’t feel safe in packs 💯💯💯💯💯💯
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@1Fatneff
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Idk if I'm clingy or I just love hard. I gotta big heart, but I don't like people. Yet, I'm a people person, but I'm antisocial
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I’m confused as to why y’all mad about FBG Duck when we was all GBE and 300 in 2012😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Every bitch is not meant to be played with 😘 treat a hoe like a hoe and a queen like a queen
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Whoever praying for me, I appreciate you ❤️
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I need to stop allowing people to show me TWICE what they already showed me ONCE🧏🏾‍♂️
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I know ima get thru it I’m just tired of going thru it
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*Stimulus Hits* Me: “Let me get 2 Oreo mcflurries” Mcdonalds Cashier: “The machines down” Me: “well how much it cost to fix that mf” 😭😭😭
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My bitch bet not be scared to ask me for shit... I don't be scared to ask for pussy do I?
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If I die tomorrow, treat me like yesterday
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@lvkaskenney “Now take your talents to detention young man”
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My fat ass thought she was in front a Popeyes
@ICEgawwd
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My Lil Sis is the FIRST Black Women to become Student Body President at THE University of Texas at Austin. Y’all give her, her flowers this Women’s History Month!
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I stay to myself cause I heard my business from mfs I didn’t tell it to 💯💯💯💯
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I can't beat everybody💯💯 never been a bitch doe 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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25 in dog years 😭
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Malik Bray
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25! 🎈
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Family first?? Nahhh loyalty FIRST bitch I'm a real nigga
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Im gon "you pretty as shit " you to death
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We really was 21 when we was 15... I’m so boring now
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Saveon a DC legend 🧏🏾‍♂️
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If your pussy stink today I DO NOT blame you! It's hot as shit out here moe
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I won't touch my plate until I find something to watch ... IDC if it take me 20-25mins ...
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The world rl ending in our face 😭
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@fvckyouover_ I let a mf live you not a hostage 😂😂😂
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Fw the kids more than the mother when you deal w a female w kids 💞
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We done did everything when we was 16, 17, 18 years old and shit ... Now all I wanna do now is get me some money and sleep all day when I could💯 I'm getting old now😩 y'all can have this shit, been there and done that 💯
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Them 1s was going be too pointy on some of y'all feet anyway.. bitches be tying they shoe tight as shit
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Some regular dark OG will get me way more fried than that rapper shit
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Damn check on me too! I just make this shit look good 💪🏾
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Having a real one by your side, is just something money can’t buy
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Unacceptable
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Bruh asked to roll the J…. Even to my standards this is out of pocket!
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If y’all knew how fast mfs forget about the dead... y’all would stop living to impress mfs
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A FUCKIN LOSER!!!!!!! GO NATIONALS 🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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christina💋
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can yall tell who he is ?
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I’m high as shit😂
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Idc who killed Sara no more
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It’s fucked up when somebody you would do anything for, give you a vibe like they don’t fwu
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Never let a win get to your head and never let a loss get to your heart
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I lost a bag, got a bigger one. I lost a friend and got a realer one.
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Know the difference between "STOP!" and "stawwwwppp"
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The burning one?
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Damn Apple Music don’t check and see if you ok, if you lost your job 😒they just want they lil $$😂
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I’m still learning to stop being mad at mfs for not being who I want them to be
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I promise the size of the j do not determine how high you get
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My name shouldn’t even come up if I’m not around🤨
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Best thing I ever learned how to do was move without a crowd💯
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Somebody said "I'ma tell my kids this the Shell Gas Station on Wheeler Rd" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I like my bitch in the house sleep everyday .. if she not making money 🥰
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You always fuckin sad!!!!!!!!
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"a fall from Grace" FUCKED MY HEAD ALL THE WAY UP 😭😭😭😭😭 they was wiping them old ladies clean for years 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My grandmother keep walking past me talm bout "woo" "goodness gracious.. woo" want me ask what's wrong BAD AS E MOTHERFUCKER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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If you don’t understand morals and principles, then you will never understand loyalty.
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