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17thStatesman

@17thStatesman

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He/Him, 29 Pan-Ace Socialist. Erotic Writer for Hire focused on Smell/MC/TF, Inquire in DMs ๐Ÿ”ž. Note: My political views expressed here are often exaggerations.

Joined July 2020
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2 months
@esjesjesj You have to love how Jews are simultaneously both the lowest form of life and yet also the masterminds who manage to orchestrate and manipulate everything... But that's like, Fascism 101, "The enemy is at the same time too strong and too weak," it's a cliche at this point.
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@SedaryRaymaker @esjesjesj Supposedly they're trying to eradicate white people, but considering there are more white people alive on Earth today than at any other point in human history, they're doing a really lousy job of it.
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@xravedogx Linux users be like: "Linux is open source and completely costumizable! If you can imagine it, there's a Linux distro for it." "Is there one where installing programs is easy like Windows?" LU "Except that! No! FUCK you! Go back to banging ROCKS together, you goddamn TROGLODYTE!"
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@zzzHADOzzz We've honestly reached a point as a society where we're more concerned about the consent and bodily autonomy of colored pixels on a screen than actual human beings.
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@nikicaga They're really having that moment like:
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@SumFacet @marionumber4 Sir, this is the 2020s, not the fuckin' 1860s, the Homestead Acts aren't around anymore, they don't just hand out free plots of stolen Native American land to any white person who asks for it like they used to.
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@DoobusGoobus My man really out here holding the entire indie animation community on his back and proving you don't need to be mean-spirited or "edgy" to make excellent, funny content.
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@Exello_MM @DewEnjoyer @thehugplug @Oleandersss_ But the Republicans WILL be the ones doing it if they win and it'll be worse. Don't you understand that?
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@ultrarotom When a school shooter is a white man (>99% of the time): "Wow, he's awful for shooting up a school." When a school shooter is a trans person, or someone falsely identified as trans person (Less than a quarter of 1%): "Wow, trans people are awful for shooting up schools."
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@bisualvoy Bro actually said:
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@ArtistNcs I was really worried this was going to do the stereotypical played out thing of "Oh, Elmo is evil or psychotic and trapping people in his world" but, no, he just legitimately has no idea how to leave. That's so much more refreshing, and funnier imo.
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@_LiminalCryptid @xravedogx Look. I know basic Linux, I know what Sudo does. I know what apt-get means. But I only know those things because was taught them in college. Fucking listen to yourself for two seconds, please. Your average end user is going to read that and go, "wtf is sudo? Like the Pokemon?"
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@ChikoritaCheez Wandy really be like:
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@kommanderkarl @JohnnyWarlord @SameeraKhan Clearly, he's a fan of the classics...
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@marionumber4 @DocVercetti To be fair, they didn't say "the left can't meme." They said "the left CA'T meme."
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@GarrettPetersen @SwannMarcus89 We've literally had Porky since the 1920s.
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@AtChiaPet Aw, c'mon? Can't we just get rid of this one...?
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@Inquisitor_Adon @Exello_MM @DewEnjoyer @thehugplug @Oleandersss_ Who the fuck is "we?" Why do you assume that everyone voting for Harris must be an impassioned supporter? It's a purely pragmatic decision for me, Trump is the worst case scenario and there exists only one viable, probable way to keep him out of office: Harris winning instead.
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@AltHistCody I love modern society. I love how when people see something that they don't 100% understand at first glance, there's no curiosity, no desire to learn or gain an understanding of the things that confuse them. No, they don't get it, so it must just be fake, or evil.
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@bubblehead618 @SaltyCracker9 @isaiah_bb Dude, 2016 was eight fucking years ago, at least get some fresh material. You weirdo.
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@Qwerty_Soda mfw someone tells me they've masturbated before. (I didn't realize that I was talking to a PORN ADDICT!)
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@esjesjesj A comic about a white liberal woman silencing a black woman that was definitely, undeniably, and without a shred of doubt made by a straight, c1s, conservative white man. The only time conservatives don't depict Black woman insultingly is when they're using them as pawns.
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5 months
@OceanFlan @julesucks1 Misgendering should just be taken as an immediate concession to the other person's point, because if you resort to it you're admitting you have absolutely no argument.
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@leowatchescode @esjesjesj Why would he care about the genocide in Gaza? He's obviously the kind of the person who doesn't see the Palestinian people as human beings, and that's AT BEST. At worst, he sees them as vermin that OUGHT to be exterminated...
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@VinderTomat @PoorlyAgedStuff Haven't you been listening? It's only free speech when it's holocaust denial, transphobia, misogyny or white supremacy. Right Wingers have been VERY forthcoming about this, those are literally the only things they ever mean when they mention "free speech."
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@SweaterKetchup @ProbotwoArt We wanted to try out our shiny new toy. And like a future serial killer frying ants on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass, it's not fun for us unless something else dies.
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@MrBamber87 @theserfstv "Compromised?" My brother in Christ they're STILL fighting against gay marriage! Conservatives haven't even accepted the legalization of "sodomy" and inter-racial marriages!
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@MintyChipReal @SocDoneLeft While I'm sure that some of them would've been what we today would consider transwomen. I don't think it's necessarily appropriate to apply that label broadly, as this is a society that wasn't adhering to the Western gender binary.
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@N0__S0ul @RightWingCope When people tell you to "go outside and touch grass," it's because they're trying to give you actual advice!
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7 months
@GarrisonBrown8 @gassara_sara >My racist, fascist homophobic friends. Wait, what? Why do you have so many of those? Do you have any friends that AREN'T racist, fascist or homophobic? Do those friends KNOW about your racist, fascist and homophobic friends? Are they comfortable with you hanging out with them?
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@Abyssm0 @SAMOYEDCORE It's called being the victim of a cult. Cults isolate you from everything outside of the cult so you become more dependent on it. Destroying your work serves a dual purpose in that's it not only makes it even harder to leave, but serves as a demonstration of loyalty to the cult.
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@bigmonkeong Can we actually talk for a moment how impressive it is that Mr. Incredible managed to predict the exact right moment to leap across and intercept his fall? Even half a second too early or too late and he would've missed. That has to be some kind of superpower in and off itself.
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@Kirby_PPG @DreamLeaf5 As someone who fell down the alt-right pipeline, you're exactly right. Behind every neo-nazi is a person with cripplingly low self esteem. I dealt with a lot of self hatred and it was during that period I was on the far right. I now realize most of it was internalized homophobia.
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@ADHDForReal It comes from a good place but... If you want to help people love themselves, just tell them they already deserve to love themselves, it's not something that they have to do anything to earn.
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@honestsabe @MsSweetTD @janedaly61 @patrick_ness Sooo... When they're murdered, it has nothing to do with their identity. But if they're (allegedly) perpetrators, all of a sudden it has everything to do with their identity? Sounds to me like you just blindly hate transwomen and look to justify that hate in all scenarios.
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@divinemakyr @euphwhoric @BasedByAccident Okay, One, they're educators, their job is to educate. Orange Man is, in fact, bad, telling children he's bad is just them doing their job. Two, no child has EVER gone, "I'm trying to do math" in the middle of math, kids will use any excuse to take a break during math.
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@PufferJiggly @Dawnsider "Capitalism breeds innovation!" The innovation that Capitalism breeds: Pay toilets.
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@Ryanth3nerd @JasonKauz Except Mr. House actually was a genius who created all of his own inventions. Unlike Elon, who's only ideas are impractical and often derivative sci-fi pipe dreams, and anything his company makes that DOES function is made by his employees, whose work he takes all the credit for.
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@ProviTweets @MichaelG_3D As if he was going to tip anyway. They all take after their cult leader Trump, they think that simply having the privilege of serving them is tip enough.
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@OmxNooben @ImIzzyOk "Human biological mass." You people are so goddamn fucking WEIRD!
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@ktgmslol @halomancer1 Oh no! You mean the people who already irrationally hate trans people and furries might see this and... keep irrationally hating trans people and furries like they would have been doing anyway?
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@Dorianwallace @calebeve @BusinessInsider @AkiIto7 B-bu-b-but then the cost of housing might actually go down! How will all those real estate firms and property investments make their millions then. Think of all the poor, starving landlords๐Ÿ˜ข
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@tropicalmongrel @JoshuaPotash And now you understand why $15 can't even be called a "living wage" anymore. And why it's even more ridiculous that the minimum wage is STILL fucking $7.25
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@farfrigdiggle @TheWapplehouse Huh, look at that. Not a drag queen or a trans person.
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@esjesjesj Bruh, why did this get 5.8k likes? I didn't even say anything that profound and I admitted to as much.
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@Esqueer_ "I can't believe it! You mean to say we staged a protest to harass the same people that were some of the first targets of the nazis that they burned books about, and NAZIS showed up to our event!? Well, this is unthinkable! There's no way we could've predicted this happening!"
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@mixmaxthoco @RightWingCope Because "Free Speech." Just don't be a socialist, that's not allowed because Musk thinks they're meanies.
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@PorygonEnjoyer @skullchimes @WeebGamerDude42 @GFox70611742 @LavenderGhast Your AI models start feeding off each other's output and literally inbreed themselves into digital Alzheimer's without a constant stream of new content from actual human creativity for them to leech off of.
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@Eretbr1ne @trans_punk_girl @BasedByAccident When your entire career is based around denying people access to one of their basic human rights, you tend to be an asshole.
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@RightWingCope To be fair, they're right in a sense. WHITE Feminism has always been the problem with Feminism.
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@BitsHammer @carmengoesthwip He has to be, he's literally the richest man in the world, and therefore in our dogshit economic system, one of the most powerful, and he owns an influential media platform. Who could be one of the "weak men creating hard times" if not him?
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@kommanderkarl @DramaAlert Wow, we're really good at this!
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@EuphoriTori Bluechecks will be like, "It's NOT NAZI content! It's not literal propaganda printed on yellowed paper by the Third Reich in German between the years of 1930 and 1945 so it, BY DEFINITION, CAN'T be Nazi content!" ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
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@DragonCobolt @3ncrypt10nb0y It's especially fucking "funny" if you look up what the American Federal government would do with the children of Indigenous peoples? Turns out the one time a group of people actually was kidnapping babies, it was fucking white people, I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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@AlanaFeral There's an awful lot of liberals in these replies who don't realize that actual leftists hate them just as much as, if not even more than, conservatives do.
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@_SecondThought "There are Palestinians living in Israel as Israeli citizens, that follow Israeli laws, live peacefully in Israel..." This person would've undoubtedly supported Jim Crow and Apartheid if they'd been alive when those policies were in place.
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@mister_pnw @BoyBoy_Official B-but nobody made any mooooneeeey.๐Ÿ˜ขProfit is life, profit is God, without profit there is nothing.
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@MeeshFL @ErinInTheMorn That explains why there's so many evangelicals in this country.
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@OnionsBunion @esjesjesj I really hate to say this... But I'm pretty sure all Black people are supposed to be under the label of "Africans" on the bottom tier.
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@Zane732 @RightWingCope For him it's not a countdown. It's a time limit.
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@GarrisonBrown8 @gassara_sara So, you're saying that since your friends only TALK ABOUT how they want to get rid of non-white and non-straight people, it's okay. So then, if they were in the position where they could act upon those clearly stated desires, would you then STOP being friends with them?
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@ihateinsomnia @RightWingCope Grade School? Please, these motherfuckers peaked at birth.
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@ThatAmishdude @LottieBigTiddie As opposed to you, who's admired by nobody?
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@OhTheSunnySide Dumb idea for a dark, pseudo-comedic super anti-heroine who fights crime and solved mysteries with the help of her army of aborted ghost children.
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@USA_Polling I'll admit to being in that 9%, but I'm still voting for her.
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@DroningG @ultrarotom Yep! And if you're deemed "one of the good ones" they try to separate you from your community so you don't use your voice to uplift them. They invite you to join the in-group so their status isn't threatened. And if you don't play along, you're no longer "one of the good ones."
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@JustinWhang @TheWapplehouse Nerdiness got fucking colonized, bruh. You know who wasn't surprised when it happened? Black nerds and gay nerds. They were like, "Oh, you made something cool to enjoy and straight white men came and stole it, ruined it, then claimed they were the ones to invent it? First time?"
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@bread157 @viperwave Damn, they really predicted Cinema Sins.
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@AsterShock Me trying to work up the nerve to unsubscribe from Jontron (He was my favorite Youtuber from when I was like, 15 to 25...)
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@ThoughtSlime @umichvoter Like seriously, Liberals didn't draw the line on LGBT+ protection, they didn't draw the line on student loans, they didn't draw the line on military spending, they didn't draw the line on healthcare or abortion... If you don't draw the line at genocide, then IS there even a line?
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@xravedogx So what I'm getting from these replies is Linux DOES have GUIs for installing programs now. That's great! I didn't know because last time I tried to use Linux was around 2014 and I only ever see Linux users talk about how people are idiots for not knowing how to use the Terminal.
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@BobbyBeaverdo @tulpapilled Boo! Did I scare you?
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@Jefferson1776X @USA_Polling Multiple hundreds of millions have directly died as the result of Capitalism and billions live in completely unnecessary squalor and hardship in order to perpetuate it.
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@LeftyIsBestyy @ThePurrletariat @USA_Polling For real, I bet you could go up to even the most right wing working Joe and if you asked them if they thought that "employees having a direct say in the decisions made by the company" was a good idea, they'd all say yes.
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@USA_Polling @jpakey99 The Covid in his brainstem and the Stroke are like two negatives canceling each other out, maybe?
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@texburg @ChomperElectric Bro needs to be in the Olympics, because he just set a world record for the furthest leap in logic.
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@turbopisser @njsilvadyne Don't forget the breakaway faction of the Worker's Soviet Party who left over concerns that the party was becoming too revisionist to form the "Party of Soviet Workers." Then there's the PSW-Moaist Branch, the PSW-Trotskyist branch, and the PSW-Marxist Orthodox branch.
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@SkyGuyArt Twitter can't hurt anybody in an actual industry because Twitter is weak and useless. The only people they can hurt are people without any power, and they do, hundreds of people every day, at least.
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@TheRightCant Any time you see someone wearing a shirt that says they don't care about something. Just remember that they cared enough to both purchase and wear a shirt about it in public.
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@Flea These kinds of people can never help telling on themselves that that've been duped into thinking this one Spongebob clip is actually what a "normal, happy" life is supposed to look like.
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@RightWingCope The sad part is that most of his audience will uncritically accept this as fact, because China Bad. And if you ever ask for evidence or even simply question anyone's negative statements about China? Well, that just automatically makes you a Chinese Bot or a paid shill.
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@KatysCartoons Given the choice between healthy trans adults and dead trans kids, "GC"s will choose dead kids, every single time. Remember: It's never about protecting children, it's always about eradicating trans people.
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@bot_dax @zipjay @theserfstv Yeah, how DARE we feed people. Those lazy freeloaders should have to WORK for their food, like in Arkansas. Hey, when they were handing out souls, you slept in, didn't you?
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@new_wf @Johnnyr2002 Bro's so full he's going to form a new Galaxy.
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@GNQ__ @KiraPDX @USA_Polling Sorry, I'm just too pro-medicine and too anti-measles and polio to support the guy... But hey, he doesn't need my support, not when he's got the Flat Earth vote on lock, I'm sure.
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@Frank6674550748 @Chilango83 @CultureCrave Oh boy, there's already another new massive data breach on the internet every day, can you even begin to imagine how much worse it'll get if we have to provide our ID to EVERY website we want to register to use?
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@banty_ritch @RightWingCope Pictured: Straight men discovering the culprit of male loneliness.
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@CHISALOVEBOT Bruh, Imagine living in the Tragedy world browsing social media and having to constantly dodge bait-and-switch videos and Tiktoks that just turn into the Despair Video 10 seconds in. Getting DM'd by your mutuals with "Hey, you know, I watched it and it wasn't actually that bad."
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@fallenchungus NSFW Artist drawing a five hundred pound futa slob pig girl pic covered in sweat, grease, body hair and smegma festering in trash and her own filth while explaining why farts are yucky and how dare you assume they'd want anything to do with drawing them.
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@asdfgwerthdcb @SweaterKetchup @ProbotwoArt Japan was already going to surrender. As soon as the Soviet Union declared war on Japan they knew it was all over, that's why their foreign policy had been centered on securing neutrality with the USSR for so long. The A-Bombs were completely unnecessary and we knew they were.
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@VoreJoji @official_tino1 @TheRightCant "Look, it's either I beat them, or I molest them. If you're saying I can't do either, then what's even the point of anyone having children anymore?"
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@P_RIndustries @theiachatelle Bruh, just saying they'd have been against the civil rights movement is giving them too much credit... They out here justifying genocide as necessary... They'd have supported what was going on in Auschwitz and Bergen-Belsen.
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@PBP1366 @YOGB_Mate @GreenTextRepost Mans out here with that Oblivion dialogue rizz.
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@WillNeverBeOver @SoupTransphobes It's a shame that one of the greatest symbols of equality and freedom has to be suffer the indignity of being between two American flags.
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