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1667HJ984

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1 year
@GeebMinister Scratch marks on the door where I was trying to get in
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11 months
The dollar? An eighth of its power. Bread and gas? Ten times as expensive. Milk? Barely twice as expensive. Implications of this are obvious.
@718Tv
𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜
11 months
It is getting harder and harder to believe how much things cost before I was born
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6 months
Making my black son say grace over his $20 burger at the Bulls game
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8 months
I do this after every set she isn’t special
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ExtraEmily broke down after her toughest workout ever
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6 months
Drinking 2 beers and making the hero’s journey to get sausage
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4 months
After everything, we still forgave the serpent… beautiful
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
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King Cobra refreshing herself
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10 months
@basementwife02 @BeedingWimmintn He wouldn’t wear that.
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9 months
Watching the entire Family Guy credits out of respect
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9 months
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You have a cute brain
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9 months
Out lifting this hapa Valorant teen at the gym, he enlists his fat Anglo goon to counter-mog me. Sloppa could not even choke out a full rep with a belt and wraps.
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5 months
Sending my super-duper autistic son into the YMCA children's room with a Red 40-laced juice box like Hitler providing Pervitin rations to his troops, and blaming the dye when the victims' parents complain about my sweet little retard
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8 months
You like the Punisher because you’re a bootlicker. I like the Punisher because I’m a menace to society (Italian-American)
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5 months
Seeing a lot of black people with white people dogs. Something's going on.
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4 months
Standing on the edge of a group photo and pulling the entire group towards me so I don’t fail the green line test
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9 months
I misread this
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9 months
@besidewalka He’s literally me
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1 year
@basementwife02 You’d think so, but I fenced for a few years and that sport attracts a lot of fags
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1 year
Sponsor for my sister’s confirmation. Bishop wading through each boy’s zoomer perm to anoint them
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9 months
@logandashhh It’s already too late for you
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9 months
Drinking way too much Coca Cola and dying like Tycho Brahe
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6 months
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@S_Mart_Employee
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Imagine being ripped out of your comfortable life by a higher being and getting exposed to the glory of the cosmos and then immediately getting put back
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@jo_bartosch
Jo Bartosch
9 months
Would love it if someone better versed in stats than me would crunch the figures on ex military men deciding they’re women in later life. Seem to be massively over represented (see also other stereotypically blokey professions like engineering & game development).
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1 year
@gimletmonocle @basementwife02 God made dinos and they are swag as fuck. I will not tolerate dino hate
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10 months
@logandashhh Parish diff. You should have heard my guy on Hark the Herald Angels Sing.
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8 months
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9 months
Started handing out food to the homeless to study their weaknesses more closely. I assumed a crack smoke gas chamber would suffice, but I may have underestimated the diminishing marginal damage of crack
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6 months
I had a friend in middle school who said if his baby was born with Patau Syndrome, he would kill it
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Justin Whang 🐙
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Getting plastic surgery that connects my eyeballs like Sonic the Hedgehog
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5 months
@besidewalka Love and cherish her while you can, in spite of her flaws
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11 months
@ben80137888 Give thanks for the followers you still have
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11 months
@MyArmsAreBroken Like dog like walker...
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10 months
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1 year
@Howlingmutant0 I saw that written in spanish glyphs in the middle of mexico and it was still funny
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1 year
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1 year
@basementwife02 Why are you lying
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1 year
@basementwife02 Is this what they mean by roastie?
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1 year
@basementwife02 Idek why she didn’t but also it would change nothing
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1 year
@SlumRNA_Dog If you’re not naturally secreting beef tallow you’re ngmi
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6 months
@besidewalka You do to me... Barely 🥰
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1 year
@basementwife02 Balances out along bird ancestry from when female dinosaurs were bigger and scarier
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8 months
@logandashhh We'll make an incel out of you yet
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1 year
@basementwife02 We don't get this one
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6 months
@besidewalka It shows ❤️
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1 year
@basementwife02 She is cracking up at this one
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8 months
@logandashhh Like butchering?
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1 year
@basementwife02 Your account, I hope
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9 months
@besidewalka I used to have a little No David toy with fragile bendy appendages. When I broke his legs off I cried.
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1 year
@basementwife02 Wow Dante gets a lot gayer than I thought. I really need to catch up
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1 year
I'm paying so much money to go to a Catholic university to listen to libtards rip on Catholics
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9 months
@besidewalka I need him back
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1 year
@GeebMinister The chinese do this for all their meals. You aren’t special
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